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The voting rules for Decathlon: Mark 2 are pretty simple.

There's Only 5 Main Rules You Need Follow...
1. Vote and Comment on Every Parody
2. No DKTOS
3. Vote for your Top 5 favorites
4. Once posted you cannot change your vote
5. Uhm...... Okay, There's only 4 I lied

Deadline: November 13th: Midnight


1. Kristof Robertson with "Date With Mom (My Senior Prom)"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thesupremes20.shtml
   The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23UkIkwy5ZM

2. Syncronos with "Ain't No Loogie Like The One I Hawked"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thefourtops7.shtml
   The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drotqeAuVRI

3. Stuart McArthur with "Dancing In A Sheet"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/marthareevesandthevandellas3.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK8y8woAIMQ

4. Agrimorfee with "My Porn"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thetemptations36.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltRwmgYEUr8

5. Conquerer_Of_Parodies with "I Broke It During Half-Time"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/marvingaye21.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajBdDM2qdg

6. Arwen with "This New Part Of Mine (Can't Make It Through)"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theisleybrothers0.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKmi1dNFD4

7. Matthias with "Your Myspace"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thewiz1.shtml
     The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHF7xH_2SII

8. Jack Wilson with "Embarrassing Things That Have Happaned To Me"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/temptations2.shtml
     The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC5ThTsgJcE

9. Jeff Reuben with "Bad Date"
http://amiright.com/parody/60s/marthareevesandthevandellas4.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VZ5D6Ri4I

10. Below Average Dave with "Dropped! On The Center Stage"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thesupremes21.shtml
     The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JplvR5MX6s

11. Phil Alexander with "Posted It On YouTube"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/marvingaye20.shtml
      The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajBdDM2qdg

12. Mikey Squirrel with "I Gave Some Moonshine To My Wife"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/steviewonder84.shtml
       The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2XUiVwAuas

Like always since I'm the creator, I'm the first one to vote.
This round was surprisingly easier to judge than a lot of them....

5 Points To: Phil Alexander
  - This just has to be the funniest of the lot. Getting footage of yourself without meaning it is bad enough, when nobody can see it. When it becomes the most popular video on Youtube, and you're doing "privet" things to enjoy yourself.... That has to be the worst feeling in the world. Good job on formation of parody, and content.

4 Points To: Arwen
  - I was sure you were going to win this one Arwen, but that was before I read Phil's parody. Don't worry this parody was up to your usual Arwen embrassment standards. From a person who more than half of her collection is embrassement parodies, you surely have a knack for doing this kind of parody, and it was well paid off in this round.

3 Points To: Below Average Dave
   - Statistics say that the thing that people fear most is performing in front of a bunch of people. You add trousers falling off, and a camera crew and you're in the money (just ask Janet Jackson). This was a really good parody, and I was reminded of "Every Sunday" when reading this parody, and since "Every Sunday" is one of my favorite parodies by you that's a good thing.

2 Points To: Kristof Robertson
     - Weaker than most Kristof Robertson parodies in my opinion, I don't know why it just didn't read as funny as most Kristof works, meaning it was better than most "normal" writers, which allows you to still make it into my Top 5. This was still a really funny parody, especially the part with mom showing off the nude baby snaps to the girl you're trying to lay.

1 Point To: Jeff Reuben
        -Dating is bad enough to begin with, but when you add a torn pair of pants, you're just asking for trouble... Good parody here Jeff, and thankfully my pants never torn while on a date (And for a dime of all things! At least go for a quarter!)

Easy, matthias? I beg to differ!

1 point to Kristof
2 points to Arwen
3 points to BAD
4 points to Matthias
5 points to Phil

HM's to...everybody else! Damn this was hard!

5 points........... Jeff Reuben with "Bad Date"
4 points............Phil Alexander with "Posted It On YouTube"
3 points............Kristof Robertson with "Date With Mom (My Senior Prom)"
2 points............Arwen with "This New Part Of Mine (Can't Make It Through)"
1 point.............Conquerer_Of_Parodies with "I Broke It During Half-Time"


hon mentions to Syncronos and Ag

Great round, for no reason other than I now feel so much better about myself!

5pts: Phil
4pts: Agri
3 pts: Jeff
2 pts: Arwen
1 pt: Stu

HM to Mikey

Alright...

5 points for #2, Syncronos
4 points for #9, Jeff
3 points for #3, Stuart
2 points for #12, Mikey
1 point for #11, Phil

5 points - #3. Stuart McArthur with "Dancing In A Sheet"
4 points - #10. Below Average Dave with "Dropped! On The Center Stage"
3 points - #1. Kristof Robertson with "Date With Mom (My Senior Prom)"
2 points - #4. Agrimorfee with "My Porn"
1 point  - #2. Syncronos with "Ain't No Loogie Like The One I Hawked"

HM to Matthias

5pts=Arwen
4pts=Syncronos
3pts=Phil A.
2pts=B.A.D.
1pt=Kristof

HM to Stu & Matthias

5 pts Agri's porn
4 pts Matthias's myspace embarrssment
3 pts Stu's sheet
2 pts Kristof's date with mom
1 ptSyncronos's loogie

5 pts:  Stu McArthur
4 pts:  Kristof Robertson
3 pts:  Syncronos
2 pts:  BAD
1 pt:  Arwen

5th, 1 Point Jeff Reuben

4th, 2 Points to Stu McArthur

3rd, 3 Points to Arwen

2nd, 4 Points to Matthias

1st, 5 Points to Phil Alexander

Well, alot of embarrassment here.. here's my votes..

5 pts: Jeff's date from hell
4 pts: Phil's online antics
3 pts: Arwen's stage fright
2 pts: Kristof's mother of a prom date
1 pt:  Syncrono's spit

Finally we're done with our trip through time to the 1960's and 70's and although most of us probably got high in order to cure our embarrasment we survived it well enough.
Some people survived it better than others and these people were.....

1st Place (32 Points)
Phil Alexander
With his parody: "Posted It On Youtube"


2nd Place (22 Points)
Arwen
With her parody: "This New Part Of Mine (Can't Make It Through)"


3rd Place (19 Points)
Jeff Reuben
With his parody: "Bad Date"


3rd Place (19 Points)
Stuart McArthur
With his parody: "Dancing In A Sheet"

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5th Place: Kristof Robertson (18 Points)
6th Place: Below Average Dave (14 Points)
7th Place: Matthias (12 Points)
8th Place: Agrimorfee (11 Points)
9th Place: Mikey Squirrel (2 Points)
10th Place: Conquerer_of_Parodies (1 Point)
11th Place: Jack Wilson (0 Points)

Woo!!!

Thanks to everyone who voted for the most embarrassing thing that's never happened to me.  Have to admit I was really confident, until I started reading some of the other entries (if you see what I mean)

Congrats to Arwen, Jeff and Stu - it made for a wonderfully red-faced (and occasionally red-handed) round

Grrrr... 7th place. Oh well...

Congrats to Phil, Arwen, Jeff, and Stuart!!!

We now know who has the most material to make fun of with.  ;)

Big embarrassing hugs and cheek-kisses to Phil, Arwen, Jeff and Stu.....good job, guys and gal!!!!

Big cheek-kisses to Phil, Arwen, Jeff and Stu.....



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well, thankyou, Kristof! :-\\


er....you can stop now.........

Phil !!!......Your turn!

I have to say that I'm VERY surprised...compared to the stiff competition, I really wasn't super thrilled with my entry...(just thought it could have been better).  Are you guys sure you're just not being nice to me because I'm so cute...?  It's okay if you are...you know that, right?  I've always welcomed unwarranted flattery...I'll admit that.

No seriously...I appreciate the votes...I'm loving this comp, if only because it's forcing me to write...and I'm glad I'm doing it with such a bunch of supertalents like yourselves.  :)

Special Congrats to Phil, Jeff, and Stuart!  :-* :-* :-*

Are you guys sure you're just not being nice to me because I'm so cute...? 



hey, I thought I was getting the cute votes :(

hey, I thought I was getting the cute votes :(




I've told you before, Stu....it's sympathy votes, not cute..... :D


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Love the wrestling underdaks, Stuey...where can I get a pair?  ;D

er....you can stop now.........

Aren't you going to turn the other cheek?

Aren't you going to turn the other cheek?



Ugh...I love it  :)

I can't get behind this.