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The voting rules for Decathlon: Mark 2 are pretty simple.

There's Only 5 Main Rules You Need Follow...
1. Vote and Comment on Every Parody
2. No DKTOS
3. Vote for your Top 5 favorites
4. Once posted you cannot change your vote
5. Uhm...... Okay, There's only 4 I lied



1. Syncronos with "Pepto! Try It!"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/thecherrypoppindaddies0.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNJyAcgMS4A

2. Agrimorfee with "Off! The Insect Repellant Spot"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/fredastairegingerrogers0.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNk3o6aJepo

3. Phil Alexander with "Buy My Black Pud"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/ettajames2.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgMp8JZYEjg

4. Matthias with "Use Duct Tape"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra219.shtml\
    The Youtube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlOYaXc3dFQ

5. Mikey Squirrel with "Drunk Drivin' Go To Jail"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/louisprima1.shtml
   The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjNgkl5tuBc

6. Kristof Robertson with "The Betta-Loo Song"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/glennmiller17.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00giGIsauiQ

7. Arwen with "We're Cleaning Now"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/michaelbuble0.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_R9xrCIwYs

8. Conquerer_of_Parodies with "Instant-Food"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/glennmiller18.shtml
   The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSY4YSkK21Y

9. Stuart McArthur with "Buy My Blackbird"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/shirleybassey5.shtml
    The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgMp8JZYEjg

10. Jack Wilson with "It Wants Your Soul,Man"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/samanddavebluesbrothers0.shtml
     The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea9mV9EhPvE

11. Below Average Dave with "Pool-Boy Prophet"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jasonmraz7.shtml
     The Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNi5b08hz9s

Good luck, Everybody!!!

P.S: Jeff you are free to enter your late parody until somebody votes

Apologies...not a good way to start.  I've been on vacation, and away from a computer since last Saturday, and obviously did not plan well.  I will vote this round

Apologies...not a good way to start.  I've been on vacation, and away from a computer since last Saturday, and obviously did not plan well.  I will vote this round


You can still submit if you get one in in the next few days. If not, I'm afraid I'll have to give you 0 points, and I really don't want to do that so try to get one in.

Here are my votes...

5 Points To: Below Average Dave
   - I'm simply amazed at this parody. This has to be the most epic parody you have ever done, easily no contest, I'd even go as far as saying one of the most epic songs on all of Amiright. To have it in the Decathlon among all the veterans we have here was a clever idea, and you're sure to win. It was so fast I couldn't even keep up with your parody as I played the song, so I had to read it, and wow... Just wow.... The fact that you also did the entire thing about being a Pool Boy, which was something I don't think I could write five lines about was also an achievement. Great job!

4 Points To: Kristof Robertson
     - Great topic my friend. I could actually see this done in a cartoon or comic strip with the salesman selling a toliet this grand. "Chatanooga Choo-Choo" looked like a very difficult song to parody was well, but to do it about a toliet was pure classic. What can I say other than great job, and hilarious song and topic, oh and send me one of these toliets!!!

3 Points To: Arwen
      - I thought that the connection between the mafia and swing was very clever. What you did for the mob was also nicely done, a Mafia Cleaning Crew... Beautiful. I know that the Godmother of the last Decathlon would barge in with tommy guns blasting bringing you to my top 3. Also a side note: Great work on a first performer, first song deal (Something I try to go for a lot. And introuducing me to this song which in my opinion was a great one.)

2 Points To: Stuart McArthur
        - There were two "Bye, Bye Blackbird"s this round, and yours was the funnier one. No offense Phil (I'm not to familer with disgusting meat products  ;)). As I said, at first I didn't think that this was going to be a Stuart Classic parody, but I was wrong. It was funny, and witty, and clever. The fact that you were selling nothing more than just a bird made this parody outstanding, because it kept my attention while being cute and witty. Good job here.

1 Point To: Agrimorfee
         - Very difficult song to pull off due to the rhyme scheme which is almost as bad as an Eminem song, while being swing. I also am big on off, because I love camping and Off! has saved me from getting attacked on many occasions. So props for the product, and props for the song.

ummm.. when's the voting deadline for this?

ummm.. when's the voting deadline for this?


Next Wednesday

Voting is due by 10/17 meaning Midnight of 10/16 and before...
Any people who don't vote by that time will be dealt with personally...
Bwahahahahaha!!!

(running-in type noises)

Wooh! Scorcher today. Just did a mad dash through the entries, and here I go:

5 points to Kristof and his Mega-Lavvie
4 points to the BAD Pool Attendant
3 points to Phil's Blood Sausage
2 points to Stu's Blackbird
1 point to Arwen's Offer I Couldn't Refuse

HM to Agri and Sync

Got to vote on ABC-D which closes on the same day! Ta-ta!

(Running-away type noises)

5 points....................Kristof Robertson with "The Betta-Loo Song
4 points....................Conquerer_of_Parodies with "Instant-Food"
3 points....................Agrimorfee with "Off! The Insect Repellant Spot"
2 points....................Phil Alexander with "Buy My Black Pud"
1 point.....................Matthias with "Use Duct Tape"

hon mention to Below Average Dave
   

5pts=B.A.D. for all of that effort and research (my "SLC" is your "Pool-Boy Prophet"! 8))
4pts=Kristof
3pts=Arwen, glad to see you in the "swing" of this!
2pts=Conqueror
1pt=Phil

HM=Stu

5 points - #8. Conquerer_of_Parodies with "Instant-Food"
4 points - #9. Stuart McArthur with "Buy My Blackbird"
3 points - #7. Arwen with "We're Cleaning Now"
2 points - #6. Kristof Robertson with "The Betta-Loo Song"
1 point  - #4. Matthias with "Use Duct Tape"

If this first round is any indication, we're in for a doozy of a Decathon!

5 pts: Dave's Prophetic Pool Boy
4 pts: Arwen's Made Maid
3 pts: Conq's Junky Jesting
2 pts: Agri's Bug Blast
1 pt: Stu's feathered foray

HMs to Phil and Matty

Wow...there's a lot of good stuff in here! Here's my votes:

1 point for Matt's DUCT TAPE (If you can't fix it, DUCT it! If you can't DUCT it...F...orget about fixing it...)
2 points for Aggy's ditty for DDT
3 points  for Mikey's Ode to Hollywood Women Drivers (*cough*PARIS*cough*LINDSAY*cough*)
4 points to B.A.D.'s Poolside Power-Ballad (I know it's not a power-ballad, but how many musical categories other than Polka begin with a P?!)

and

5 points to Arwen's Mafia Mentality. Admit it: we've all wondered who cleans those dead bodies up after a good old fashioned mob hit...


HM to Phil and Disco Stu (two sides of the same crazy coin!)
HM to Jack Wilson iPod v666
HM to Kristof Power-pooper
HM to COP's Microwave Masterpiece

Look at me...all ahead of the deadline and everything... ;)

5 points to Below Average Dave
4 points to Kristof Robertson
3 points to Syncronos
2 points to Agrimorfee
1 point to The Conquerer

Nice work, y'all!  :)

Why does Matthias;s duct tape parody take me to a 404 page?

Why does Matthias;s duct tape parody take me to a 404 page?


It's working for me

It's working for me


I'm getting a 404 also. . .but I found it through your author page.

^ Same here


5 pts Kristof's bett a loo
4 pts Matthias's duct tape
3 pts Su's black bird
2 pts Mikey's drunk driver ode
1 pt Syncronos's pepto

HM to BAD the Pool Boy Prophet

. . .I think the SOTM wasn't as competitive as this round this month. . .

5 points to Arwen

4 points to Kristof Robertson

3 points to Conqueror of Parodies

2 points to Agrimorfee

1 point to Stuart McArthur

5 pts:Kristof
4 pts:Mikey Squirrel
3 pts:BAD
2 pts:Jack Wilson
1 pt: Arwen

And this concludes the first Decathlon: Mark 2 event...

The Winners Are...

1st Place (43 Points)
Kristof Robertson
"The Betta-Loo Song"


2nd Place (35 Points)
Below Average Dave
"Pool-Boy Prophet"


3rd Place (29 Points)
Arwen
"We're Cleaning Now"

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4th Place (18 Points): Conquerer_of_Parodies
5th Place (14 Points): Agrimorfee
6th Place (12 Points): Stuart McArthur
7th Place (9 Points): Mikey Squirrel
8th Place (7 Points): Matthias
9th Place (6 Points): Phil Alexander
10th Place (4 Points): Syncronos
11th Place (2 Points): Jack Wilson

Congrats Kristof, Dave, and Arwen!!!!

Whooooaaaa! I'm here... I seriously thought the Wednesday deadline was Wednesday at midnight. (D'oh!) I'm too easy to confuse.
Thanks Matthias for still letting me vote.

speaking of which...

5 pts: Kristof-a-loo
4 pts: Arwen's a clean freak
3 pts: Dave's off the deep end
2 pts: Agri's bugging out
1 pt:  Conqueror's quickie meals

I don't think my votes should change the results too much. So congrats to Kristof, Dave and Arwen.
Again, thanks Matthias and I'm sorry for my confusion. :P

Wow! Thanks a bunch guys and elf-gal! Considering I was planning on skipping this comp (until I was smooth talked into it by Matty), this is a wonderful surprise. I honestly thought that at best I could end up bridesmaid to Dave's masterpiece...but I'm glad you're up in the medals, Dave, and I think you're going to be a force to be reckoned with.
And wow, what a strong first event! Starting with such a difficult genre, you guys really pulled it off, big style. Can't wait to see what happens over the next couple of months.....

Whooooaaaa! I'm here... I seriously thought the Wednesday deadline was Wednesday at midnight. (D'oh!) I'm too easy to confuse.
Thanks Matthias for still letting me vote.

speaking of which...

5 pts: Kristof-a-loo
4 pts: Arwen's a clean freak
3 pts: Dave's off the deep end
2 pts: Agri's bugging out
1 pt:  Conqueror's quickie meals

I don't think my votes should change the results too much. So congrats to Kristof, Dave and Arwen.
Again, thanks Matthias and I'm sorry for my confusion. :P


Not a problem man, Your confusion is probably my bad parenting, or something Dr. Philly like that.  ;)