The Allman Brothers
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As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you recieve 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 8 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

Please know I do track Honorable Mentions as well.  Thank You.  They are the final tie breaker if all other tie breakers fail.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline, which for this rounds is August 30th,  2007.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) August 30th at midnight
Central (St. Louis): August 30th h at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): August 30th at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): August 30th  at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: August 31st at 2pm
The UK: August 31st at 5am

WITHOUT FURTHER ADU, The Contestants for Round 8,The Allman Brothers Are:

1. Midnight Writer by Red Ant
    Midnight Rider Video

2. The Pillow Biter by Agrimorfee
    Midnight Rider Video

3. Cryin' For The Gryffindors! by Syncronos
    Whipping Post Video

4. Wholemeal Bun by The Conqueror of Parodies
    Good Clean Fun Video

5. Hubble No More by Rex Ungericht
    Trouble No More Video

6. Scrambler Fan by Matthias
    Ramblin' Man Video

7. Clyde, the Insipid Host by Jack Wilson
    Whipping Post Video

8. Sipping Post by Below Average Dave
    Whipping Post Video


You know whats funny?  In the beginning everyone was saying that Midnight Rider was going to be the only song in the round--as it turned out, Whipping Post had 3 entrants to Midnight Rider's 2. . .it'll be an interesting round no doubt.


IMPORTANT: You can enter UNTIL the first person has cast his/her vote. . .it is at that point the entry list is final. . .

Alright Guys, Everyone who votes should pick a top 5, those who aren't in this round but think they may enter a future round or have entered a past round may vote to earn 3 points. . .and remember, if you missed the entry date, you can still enter if it's before the first vote gets cast.

5 Points To: Out of this world Rex
4 Points To: Kinky Agrimorfee
3 Points To: Hungry Conquerer
2 Points To: Syncronos Snape
1 Point To: Late Night Ant

5 points to Dave
4 points to Mathias
3 points to Rex
2 points to Aggy
1 point to Jack

This is the type of round that drives me crazy. Every parody in this round deserves top-5 status, and if I looked them over 7 times I'd probably rate them in 7 different orders.

5 points to Matthias
4 points to Synchronos
3 points to Red Ant
2 points to Agrimorfee
1 point to conqueror

HM's to Jack and BAD

We had Allman Brothers...now we have Sugar Ray to look forward to...this is going to be a long 2 1/2 weeks... :(

5pts=Rex
4 pts=Syncronos
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Jack Wilson
1 pt=Red Ant

 
1 = Hubble No More by Rex Ungericht (Stop looking at Uranus with that thing!)
2 =  Clyde, the Insipid Host by Jack Wilson (Ain't it cool that he used such a WEIRD word for this?)
3 = Midnight Writer by Red Ant (Too much Red Bull ain't good for you...Red Bull rots your Brain!)
4 = Sipping Post by Below Average Dave (THIS is what happened to that stripper Chris Farley played on Saturday Night Live, ain't it?)
5 = Scrambler Fan by Matthias (Some man with no teeth and a crescent wrench built this ride, and you want to ride it? That's bad-ass.)

HM to C.O.P.'s Hoagie and Agrimorfee's odd taste in Porn...




   

 
1 = Hubble No More by Rex Ungericht (Stop looking at Uranus with that thing!)
2 =  Clyde, the Insipid Host by Jack Wilson (Ain't it cool that he used such a WEIRD word for this?)
3 = Midnight Writer by Red Ant (Too much Red Bull ain't good for you...Red Bull rots your Brain!)
4 = Sipping Post by Below Average Dave (THIS is what happened to that stripper Chris Farley played on Saturday Night Live, ain't it?)
5 = Scrambler Fan by Matthias (Some man with no teeth and a crescent wrench built this ride, and you want to ride it? That's bad-ass.)

HM to C.O.P.'s Hoagie and Agrimorfee's odd taste in Porn...



Pardon my obtuseness...

Do your numbers represent points or place?

1 point to Syncronos of Harry-Potter-ness
2 points to Jack of the Wilson variety
3 points to Jack of the Red Ant variety
4 points to Rex of the Unpronouncable Last Name
5 points to Matthias of the Rollercoaster

HM to Dave of the Below Average and Agri-de-la-Morfee

Pardon my obtuseness...

Do your numbers represent points or place?


Pardon my superfluous equal signs. The numbers represent points. Sorry for the confusion.

Alright well, this one was difficult

HM to Agri and Matthias (None of the songs were bad in this round. . .made it difficult to make cuts)

1 Point to Red Ant
2 Points to TCOP
3 Points to Jack Wilson
4 Points to Rex Ungericht
5 Points to Syncronos

Thanks guys!

5 pts The Scrambler Matthias ( there's an idea!)
4 pts Harry Potter and the Syncronos Stone
3 pts Rex Hubble-gericht
2 pts The conqueror of buns
1 pt Agrimorfee's Pillow Biter

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1. Scrambler Fan by Matthias (32) (4-1-1-0-0 1)

2. Hubble No More by Rex Ungericht (30) (2-2-2-0-1 0)

3. Cryin' For The Gryffindors! by Syncronos (25) (1-3-0-1-1 0)

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4. Midnight Writer by Red Ant (17) (0-0-3-0-3 0)

5. Clyde, the Insipid Host by Jack Wilson (15) (0-0-1-3-1 1)

6. Sipping Post by Below Average Dave (14) (1-1-0-0-0 2)

7. The Pillow Biter by Agrimorfee (14) (0-1-0-2-1 3)

8. Wholemeal Bun by The Conqueror of Parodies (13) (0-0-1-2-1 1)

Been away fro a couple of days, but now I'm back...wow! 3rd! Thanks to all who voted for me, and thanks to all who sumitted parodies! I love these contests!  ;D ;D ;D

Congrats to Matthias, Rex and Syncronos!

Ant