Welcome to the
ABC3 (W)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(W) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday May 9th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........


1.  Red Ant
What Rhymes With Orange?

2.  Max Power
What Would Billy Martin Do?

3.  Matthias
Wreck Of The Ronald McDonald

4.  Agrimorfee
What Do I Wanna Be?
          DKTOS? Feel the love at Youtube:
           http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPlMVCst0GM

5.  Cat
Wreck Of That Dude Bode Miller

6.  Kristof Robertson
Workin' Through Lunchtime

6.  The Charnstar
War Of The Worlds

7.  the_conqueror_of_parodies
Welcome To The TV Guide
          Mp3 of "Welcome To The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance

8.  Mikey Squirrel
Wish I Had Hair

9.  Stu McArthur
What's With Donald Trump's Hair?

10.  Mike McVey
What a Day For Some Ice Cream

11.  Wolverine
withdrawn

12.  Johnny D
When You Piss Upon A Bar

13.  Rick Cormier
Wanna Pizza?
          Listen to the OS here

14.  poomaster
Who Let Their Logs Out?

I suppose it'll DQ me for the X's (and sorry I didn't do this sooner).  But please withdraw "Why Can't I Date" from consideration.

Hi Stu, would you please link the OS I provided with my entry? I'm not sure many will know the original.

Here is the link again:

http://www.putfile.com/ricloose/media

Thank you,

Rick  :)

Thanks Stu  :)

5 points for #1.  Red Ant What Rhymes With Orange?
4 points for #6.  Kristof Robertson Workin' Through Lunchtime
3 points for #13. Rick Cormier Wanna Pizza?
2 points for #9.  Stu McArthur What's With Donald Trump's Hair?
1 point for #5.  Cat Wreck Of That Dude Bode Miller

5pts - Rick's Pizza

4pts - Cat vs. Bode Miller

3pts - Kris' lunch schedule

2pts - Caveman's piss

1pts - Stu's suggestion that Trump's toupee should be used to patch up a hole on a space shuttle to prevent another Columbia disaster after the shuttle snorted coke because of it's namesake as the country though spelled with an " o " produces tons of cocaine.

5pts=Conqueror
4pts=Johnny D (excretory parodies CAN be funny and well-written. Learn from this example, Mr. Poomaster ::))
3pts=Cat
2pts=Mike McVey
1pt=Red Ant

Not many letters to go!

5 pts: Johnny D's "wet" bar
4 pts: Stu's trampy trump
3 pts: Matty's Ronald McDiet
2 pts: Red Ant's rhyming fret
1 pt: Mikey Squirrels hair despair

1st choice........5 points...Red Ant's futile efforts to find a rhyme for orange
2nd place.........4 points...Rick Cormier's Pizza Special
3rd place..........3 points...Matthias' Supersized Lightfoot parody
4th place..........2 points...Kristof's slave labor
5th place..........1 point...Squirrel's baldness blues

MM

Apologies for my somewhat rushed comments this round, and that I didn't know many of the OSs - Limewire has been giving me fits the past few days. Anyway, here are my votes:

5 points to #12, Johnny D
4 points to #6, The Charnstar
3 points to #10, Michael McVey
2 points to #8, Mikey Squirrel
1 point to #9, Stu

See you all in the #/symbols round!

1 point to Wreck Of That Dude Bode Miller by Cat
2 points to Welcome To The TV Guide by The COP
3 points to Wreck Of The Ronald McDonald by Matthias
4 points to What Rhymes With Orange? by Red Ant
5 points to Workin' Through Lunchtime by Kristof

Honourable mention to Stu, but sorry mate, Cat is probably my favy parodist, so I had to give it to her.

Universal Music chased down Youtube for copyright infringement on the Prince track.  >:(

See "I Wanna Be Your Lover" now at this site: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1945901232

thanks to a lovely young lady named Brigitta.  :)

(if you can replace the link on the splash page, Stu, that would be peachy! )

5 Points To: Kristoffice Space
4 Points To: War of the Charnsters
3 Points To: Orange Ant
2 Points To: Michael McVey's Ice Cream Dream
1 Point To: Stuart's Hair (Which isn't nearly as bad as Donald's)

5 points............1.  Red Ant          What Rhymes With Orange?
4 points............5.  Cat                Wreck Of That Dude Bode Miller
3 points............6.  Kristof            Workin' Through Lunchtime
2 points............12.  Johnny D      When You Piss Upon A Bar
1 points............3.  Matthias          Wreck Of The Ronald McDonald

sorry Rick and bobpie :(

5 points  Red Ant
4 points  Kristof
3 points  Johnny D
2 points  Matthias
1 point    Stu

5 Points to Red Ant
4 Points to Johnny D
3 Points to Matthias
2 Points to Stuart McArthur
1 Point to Kristof Robertson

5 pts: Johnny D
4 pts: Red Ant
3 pts: Rick Cormier
2 pts: Kristof
1 pt:  Stu McArthur

5 points.  Johnny D
4 point.  Matthias
3 point. Kristof Robertson
2 point.  Rick Cormier
1 point.  Mike McVey

Results of the W-Round

1st place with 39 points:            "What Rhymes With Orange?" by Red Ant
2nd place with 35 points:          "When You Piss Upon A Bar" by Johnny D
3rd place with 32 points:            "Workin' Through Lunchtime" by Kristof Robertson

******************

Matthias          19
Rick Cormier    17
Cat                13
Stu McArthur    13
The Charnstar  8
Mike McVey      8
Conqueror        7
Mikey Squirrel    4


honourable mentions:  poomaster, Agrimorfee, Max Power
1 disqualification:  conqueror_of_parodies

Congrats to Red Ant, Johnny D and Kristof

see you in the X's (er, from the sidelines)

:)

4th place isn't too bad

Congrats Jack, Johnny, and Kristof

Congwatuwations to my fellow winners, Johnny D and Wristof!

*takes out gag teeth*

Great work, guys. I thank everyone who voted for my wacky parody as well! It's been a few letters since I got the gold in an ABC round - definitely not easier than SOTM! (Stu will get that  ;))

Results of the W-Round

1st place with 39 points:            "What Rhymes With Orange?" by Red Ant
2nd place with 35 points:           "When You Piss Upon A Bar" by Johnny D
3rd place with 32 points:            "Workin' Through Lunchtime" by Kristof Robertson

******************

Matthias          19
Rick Cormier     17
Cat                 13
Stu McArthur    13
The Charnstar   8
Mike McVey      8
Conqueror        7
Mikey Squirrel    4


honourable mentions:   poomaster, Agrimorfee, Max Power
1 disqualification:  conqueror_of_parodies

Congrats to Red Ant, Johnny D and Kristof

see you in the X's (er, from the sidelines)

:)






Congratulations to Red Ant and Kristof!

And thanks to everyone who voted for my Ode To Drunken Incontinence!  ;D

Congrats to Red Ant, JD and Kristof!! ;D

Congratulations to Red Ant, JD and Kristof !! :D

Congrats to Ant, Johnny and Kristof. Thanks to those who voted me.