I originally was going to launch this like a proper contest, but I've decided to make it a bit simpler.

On this thread, you can just request OSes that you'd like to see a certain parodist do. Any parodist (as long as they're an active participant) and any OS is up for grabs, and deadlines are unlimited for creativity's sake, but if your parodist doesn't follow through in say, a month, you have every right to give them a little virtual "kick" as a reminder. I'd suggest that the requests be fairly spread-out among parodists since no one parodist is bogged down (we all know how bad that is) but there's no really strict rule about it. It's not so much a contest as a project to see what you can do with a specific OS, a bit like Tomario's Great Parody Challenge, only any of us can pick and choose. For all we know, we could be producing some of our best work through this. Not to mention that it's an excellent cure for writer's block!

I myself have one I've been itching to request for weeks, but I'll wait for a bit of feedback before I reveal it. ;) What do you guys think?

Oh, and I'm going to be participating in this too. Hit me with yer best shot!

Hit me with yer best shot!




Okay, Cat ... write a parody of Bob Dylan's song, "Desolation Row". 

Count me in!



Okay, Cat ... write a parody of Bob Dylan's song, "Desolation Row". 



Okay, Johnny D... write a parody of any Eminem song (intros and skits are excluded). Major bonus points if you choose "Sing For The Moment"

Can't wait to see what I get, heh heh.

I myself have one I've been itching to request for weeks, but I'll wait for a bit of feedback before I reveal it. ;) What do you guys think?


Great idea for a contest. I had discussed just such a thing with Peter Andersson quite a while back, but the "contest" portion was the hang up. By making this more a "free for all", you've eliminated that problem.

I would ask that one rule be included: no giving of insane instrumentals as challenges.

Johnny D: I kinda assumed that by issuing a challenge you are also going to be an active participant.

ARGH. I remember when you told me that, JD. And I've tried (and failed) to do Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again. But I'll try it! *gulp*...At least know I actually know the OS. I've gotten quite into Dylan over the past few months.

By the way, these don't have to be really nasty OSes. Just anything you'd like to see.

Anyway, what I was going to say earlier is that I'm dying to see Stu McArthur parody "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush. I've gotten quite familiar with that song since I had to read the book for English (and contrary to my classmates, I actually rather liked it) and it totally seems like his type of song, in the way that there's lots of potential for random capitalized words, and there can be many amusing title subs. One I came up with is "Blubbering Frights," don't know what that would refer to, though.

Count me in!

Okay, Johnny D... write a parody of any Eminem song (intros and skits are excluded). Major bonus points if you choose "Sing For The Moment"

Can't wait to see what I get, heh heh.




I might give "sing" a shot. Has it been done before? If so, competently?

I might give "sing" a shot. Has it been done before? If so, competently?


Never done before; it would be a first submission. As you probably already know, the rhymes are beyond nuts.

I haven't listened to it for a while, but i'm about to.

I listened...this would be quite a challenge...I have an idea but actually pulling it off is a whole different story.

Hmmm. . .how to put this on the organizing thread. . I'll put it as ongoing challenge thread. . .great idea Cat (Karma for you)

It's added to the mix on the organizing thread. . .this is almost scary from a performer's perspective. . .but the good thing is I'm new, so I would be low on the totem pole. . . :)  I won't go to far, but I'd like to see what Matthias can do with "Material Girl"

Since I don't want to enter this event as a writer, I withdraw my challenge to Cat to write a parody of "Desolation Row."

Carry on, everyone!  ;D

Since I don't want to enter this event as a writer, I withdraw my challenge to Cat to write a parody of "Desolation Row."

Carry on, everyone!   ;D



:(

Since you are withdrawing, I withdraw my challenge to you...

...and I challenge Cat to write a parody of "Desolation Row".  ;)

:(

Since you are withdrawing, I withdraw my challenge to you...

...and challenge Cat to write a parody of "Desolation Row".  ;)


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Heh heh. Shouldn't there be 23 smileys though?  ::)

Anyway, what I was going to say earlier is that I'm dying to see Stu McArthur parody "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush.



I am honored that you would request me Cat, and I shall endeavour not to let you down

in fact I've loved that OS from the moment I saw a 10-second preview on Aussie TV News of the new Number 1 song in England "Wuthering Heights" by newcomer teenager Kate Bush, and I had also just read and loved the book, and couldn't wait to hear the song in full.  When I did, and saw the clip, I was in awe, and have loved it ever since.  I've also parodied it before, in an Aussie Rules Football context about Wayne Carey ("Eighteen" was the sub for "Cathy") but the singer I wrote it for didn't think it was as brilliant as I did, so it went nowhere

anyway, great idea for a comp/challenge Cat, and I like the no-time-limits aspect, so I'm onto it.

I'd like to see Phil do "Hit The Road Jack" - which was my submission for tomario's contest, but it was never done.  I'm choosing Phil because that OS gave me a heck of a hard time, and it's the sort of densely-paced wordplay song that Phil is a master at, going by his See My Chest and his MMG atheism parody and his parody of "Blinded By The Light" which I still can't even get to first base on

   

Yaaagh! You're pulling me in all different directions!

But anyway, I think I'm ready to do Desolation Row. I've even come up with a title, "More Relations? No!" about a soon-to-be-married couple and all of the husband's crazy relatives that the wife would rather not want to see.

I'd like to see Phil do "Hit The Road Jack"
What, again?
Hell, that was over five years ago... but I have a couple of ideas which might work.  Offhand, I can't think of any songs to request somebody else have a crack at, but I'll have a think.

Leave for the weekend and find a Material Girl attacking me

-Gives Dave the Evil Eye-

As for you Dave... I would love to hear a recorded parody of a Meat Loaf song, thus I am handing the "Bat Out Of Hell" reigns over to you
Have Fun

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

Leave for the weekend and find a Material Girl attacking me

-Gives Dave the Evil Eye-

As for you Dave... I would love to hear a recorded parody of a Meat Loaf song, thus I am handing the "Bat Out Of Hell" reigns over to you
Have Fun

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha


I knew better than to challenge you. . .Bat Out of Hell . . .ah, but lest not forget, I did challenge you to Material Girl, so it's only fair I choke on some Meatloaf, just hope there's not too much ketchup this time. . .

I think that if a challenge is thrown down on this thread, the challenger must PM the challengee with a little friendly note like: "YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED! SEE THE REQUEST HOUR THREAD!"  :D Just in case that person wouldn't happen to read the thread for a few days, or even at all.

Leave for the weekend and find a Material Girl attacking me

-Gives Dave the Evil Eye-

As for you Dave... I would love to hear a recorded parody of a Meat Loaf song, thus I am handing the "Bat Out Of Hell" reigns over to you
Have Fun

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha


Matthias, you my friend, shall parody, hmm 'Why don't you get a job' by THe Offspring

I think that if a challenge is thrown down on this thread, the challenger must PM the challengee with a little friendly note like: "YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED! SEE THE REQUEST HOUR THREAD!"  :D Just in case that person wouldn't happen to read the thread for a few days, or even at all.


I'm usually in the game areas looking for games.

Matthias, you my friend, shall parody, hmm 'Why don't you get a job' by THe Offspring


Gar!!! 2 Songs?!?!?!?!
Is that legal????

Fine in that case Josh I request you to parody.... "Sweet Transvestite" by The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Don't Know The OS????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyB_1wjbc_s

Gar!!! 2 Songs?!?!?!?!
Is that legal????

Fine in that case Josh I request you to parody.... "Sweet Transvestite" by The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Don't Know The OS????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyB_1wjbc_s

Ha ha ha. . .well, at least your first challenge is an easy one:)

OK, count me in. And having already done "Desecrate The Host", I think I can swing something like "Stuck Oustide of Memphis in a Mobile Home with Jim".---MM

This has to be the most evil contest/project ever posted, Cat. I LOVE IT!

I formally challenge Mr Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher to parody REM's classic "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

hehehehehehehehe*cough**cough*

This has to be the most evil contest/project ever posted, Cat. I LOVE IT!

I formally challenge Mr Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher to parody REM's classic "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

hehehehehehehehe*cough**cough*


I accept!

Anyway, what I was going to say earlier is that I'm dying to see Stu McArthur parody "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush.




done

Love How She Writes

* long rest *

I challenge Cat to parody something by The Cars.


Ok,Im up for a challenge, come on, gimme something to tackle!

Seriously I dont care if it's "The Major General;s Song" I'll try it ouy

I challenge Cat to parody something by The Cars.


I've already done it several times! ;)

Anyway, once I slog through "Desolation Row," I'll see what I can do with "Just What I Needed." Considerably lighter material!

someone is conspicuous by their absence so i would like to challenge "ARWEN" to do a parody of "your moving out today" by carol bayer sager.
can post the o/s later (can't do it at work)

you are an evil mistress cat  :-*
great idea (thanks for the mention)  ;)

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IS THERE NOBODY WHO WILL TAKE ME ON??

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4971/rocky20balboacopyom5.jpg


IS THERE NOBODY WHO WILL TAKE ME ON??

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Ok smart guy, here ya go... ;D ;D

QUAY CUR by The Fiery Furnaces.
d'l for free here http://www.mystrands.com/track/3315646
or play via Rhapsody http://play.rhapsody.com/thefieryfurnaces/blueberryboat/quaycur?didAutoplayBounce=true

I had a locket
A little silver charm
Given to me so to keep me out of harm
Canvasing the quay side trying to earn my keep
A killick tore it off my neck and threw it in the deep

And now I'll never, never, never feel like I am safe again
And now I'll never, never, never feel like I am safe again
And now I'll never, never, never feel like I am safe again

Up to the quarantine, late night aboard
Try to raise our fees but we get what they afford
Busy work below deck according to form
Waiting for the clear to leave but then comes up a storm

We hid beneath the barrels of blubber hoping that the rain had passed
But when the wind kept up the rats cut down the rigging off the mast
And then the rust chewed through the anchor chain and out to sea we're cast

The clouds dried and cracked
It was calm and in fact
The ship had been towed
By sea Dyaks towed

So we're sold Kolaba
And sent, I let out a sob
A cry oh no it's disaster
T-Ranter Bay Madagascar.

Great gulps of Greek fire get us in
Sling sticks at the stockade Fort Dauphin
A guardsman gave a griffin said grease my duke
Down by the chimney and out through the fluke

A looby, a lordant, a lagerhead, lozel
A lungio lathback made me a proposal
Straight sail, top mast, astrolabe prospected
Down in his dry dock erected infected

Mocked up with silk strings and taffeta tricked
With nails out of driftwood already iron sicked
Now spy out the glass at whatever missteps me
Aand the press gang warrant's signed Sir Edward Pepsi

Course it wasn't long till I caught the croup
Dawding on the drizzy deck of my majesty's sloop
If only the helmsman would turn from his whip staff
With my azimuth compass I'd go by the hectograph

Up to the whaling fleet in Gilbert sound
Then back in the hull when we come around
With one hundred seals and two polar bears
Nearly in the harbor without any cares

But then
A looby, a lordant, a lagerhead, lozel
A lungio lathback made me a proposal
Straight sail, top mast, astrolabe prospected
Down in his dry dock erected infected

Mocked up with silk strings and taffeta tricked
With nails out of driftwood already iron sicked
Now spy out the glass at whatever missteps me
And the press gang warrant's signed Sir Edward Pepsi

Half-hour sandglass
Seven saker round shot
Ice for the moonshine
And chichsaneg

Canyglow, canyglow, canyglow don't say nugo
Tie tight my sugnacoon
In comes the tucktodo
Aba in aob aginyoh.

Look awennye
Get out my sawygmeg
Yliaout, yliaout
Weave us on shore

Unuiche quoysah
Maconmeg
And I gave a sasobneg.

Canyglow, canyglow, canyglow don't say nugo
Tie tight my sugnacoon
In comes the tucktodo
Aba in aob aginyoh. Half hour sandglass
Seven saker round shot
Ice for the moonshine
And "chichsaneg"

](this is a translation of the above 4 stanzas)
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, don't say no
Tie tight my coat
In comes the fog
Fallen down in the sea, go fetch

Look yonder
Get out my knife
I mean no harm, I mean no harm
Weave us on shore

Give it, give it to me
Will you have
And I gave a bracelet

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, don't say no
Tie tight my coat
In comes the fog
Fallen down in the sea, go fetch

And now we live by muskles, water weeds with small relief in store
And all the sick men in the Galean were then put upon the shore
And on the twenty second we didn't see our general any more.

Down came our trestle-trees, no pitch tar or nails
Fore shrouds break no rope we trust
Only shift of sails

Drink my Rosa Solis, struck suddenly ahull
Yield ourselves we spoomed, my sinews stiff
My eyes were dull

And as we pass the equinoctial only five of us could stand
And while the capsten without sheets or tacks by all of us was manned
And on the eleventh day of June ran in at Barehaven to land
And now I'll never, never, never feel like I am safe again
And now I'll never, never, never feel like I am safe again
And now I'll never, never, never feel like I am safe again

Okay, since my first request has been fulfilled, here's another one I've always wanted to see.

Spaff, if you're reading this...do We Didn't Start The Fire already!!

Ok smart guy, here ya go... ;D ;D

QUAY CUR by The Fiery Furnaces.


I

HATE

YOU

;D

10 minutes 25 seconds of avant-garde oddness by two weirdo siblings from Illinois featuring every music style they could cram into one song.....NO PROBLEM!  :o

Time to find a dark room and some narcotics....

Done!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/madonna98.shtml

Let's see.............. You've already done most of the impossible ones Kristof....... ALMOST.....

The last challange I think I can lay upon you is.... "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails. Do you accept?

Let's see.............. You've already done most of the impossible ones Kristof....... ALMOST.....

The last challange I think I can lay upon you is.... "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails. Do you accept?


Um....errr......oh, go on then. It's not like I have a life, anyway.  ;)

I

HATE

YOU

;D

10 minutes 25 seconds of avant-garde oddness by two weirdo siblings from Illinois featuring every music style they could cram into one song.....NO PROBLEM!   :o

Time to find a dark room and some narcotics....



Ha Ha! In all seriousness, K.R., if you REALLY don't want to...I will let it drop, with no loss of face.  8)

At least I didn't give you Desolation Row.  ;)

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IS THERE NOBODY WHO WILL TAKE ME ON??

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I challenge you to parody the entire Bible (King James Version). That should be a cakewalk for the 2006 PAOTY. MWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!

Ha Ha! In all seriousness, K.R., if you REALLY don't want to...I will let it drop, with no loss of face.  8)

At least I didn't give you Desolation Row.  ;)


Agri: I NEVER walk away from a challenge!! But I WILL be relying on your vote to give me a total of ....one vote.  ;)



I challenge you to parody the entire Bible (King James Version). That should be a cakewalk for the 2006 PAOTY. MWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!



Rick, didn't Michael Bolton and Cyndi Lauper do a cover version of this?

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:D :D :D

It looks much scarier over here then in the arcade.  I going to hide ;)

I've been diddling over whether to do this or not...but I think I'm ready now!

RICK CORMIER! I challenge you to parody 'My Love' by Justin Timberlake!

Now who's gonna challenge me?

Now who's gonna challenge me?


I see that issuing two challenges doesn't seem to be against the rules... matter of fact, there doesn't seem to be any rules!

So, I challenge you to parody "Locomotive" by Guns 'N Roses.

The lyrics are here.

And, I happened to find a YouTube video for the song as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwhYo2x4Oho&mode=related&search=

(ignore the narration at the beginning and end: that's not in the song)

Should be a cakewalk for someone who has done nasty raps and TWOTEF.  ;)

I had a working title called "Neo's Motives" about the Matrix trilogy for that song: use it if you want.

I see that issuing two challenges doesn't seem to be against the rules... matter of fact, there doesn't seem to be any rules!

So, I challenge you to parody "Locomotive" by Guns 'N Roses.

The lyrics are here.

And, I happened to find a YouTube video for the song as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwhYo2x4Oho&mode=related&search=

(ignore the narration at the beginning and end: that's not in the song)

Should be a cakewalk for someone who has done nasty raps and TWOTEF.  ;)

I had a working title called "Neo's Motives" about the Matrix trilogy for that song: use it if you want.


Ouch! That's gonna be a toughie! At least it'll be a break from the rock opera I just started (look for the first installment tomorrow!).

I'm tempted to make it about the same subject, but I may get blasted for it, so I'll just find my topic as I go along.

And now for something completely different...

I challenge the hobbits to parody The Beatles "The End".  :) :) :)

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

I'm taking over Red Ant's dare and daring Stuart McArthur to do a parody to any "Eminem" song

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http://www.dailyinfo.co.uk/images/cinema/8-mile.jpg

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

I'm taking over Red Ant's dare and daring Stuart McArthur to do a parody to any "Eminem" song




* thinks *








er, okay................... :o

How long do we have to do this? Because I am having a hell of a hard time coming up with a topic for my parody.

How long do we have to do this? Because I am having a hell of a hard time coming up with a topic for my parody.


Its a challenge thread so no real time limits

Its a challenge thread so no real time limits


Isn't it within the month?

Isn't it within the month?

I hope not, or Bat out of Hell may get a rush job

How long do we have to do this? Because I am having a hell of a hard time coming up with a topic for my parody.


The contest is unlimited time, but exceeding 3 months IMO should be grounds for being pwned!

As for topics, just brainstorm as many words that have the same syllabic emphasis as "Locomitive" as you can.

e.g.:

Diarrhea
Gonorrhea
Choke a hostess
Hocus Pocus

and so on.

I've got two decent titles for my challenge.. it's just a matter of writing down lyrics more nutzo than an average rap... and vary the umpteen kajillion choruses in the song... and figure out how to format it so people can follow it...  ;)

Thanks Kristof!  ;D

Kristof, meanwhile, is in his darkened basement, sharpening his axe and dreaming of my death... ;D

Kristof, meanwhile, is in his darkened basement, sharpening his axe and dreaming of my death... ;D


Not dreaming of, Agri......planning in intricate detail.  ;)

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3540/agriia7.png

Didn't I say there were no deadlines? ;)

As for me...well, I've got 20% of "More Relations? No!" written, but being that I have a monster calculus test tomorrow I don't know if I'll write any more tonight. But then again, I've been memorizing the formulas for several days now, so I might have a bit of time...

Okay, since my first request has been fulfilled, here's another one I've always wanted to see.

Spaff, if you're reading this...do We Didn't Start The Fire already!!


Like Kristof, I am not one to walk away from a challenge. I am one to run, however. If I got challenged with that longass weirdass Agrimorfee thing, for example, I'd already be halfway to the border.

"We Didn't Start the Fire," eh, Caitie? Yikes. I think a bigger challenge than actually writing that will be coming up with a decent concept for it that hasn't already been done. But OK, if there's no time limit, you're on. I just don't want anyone bugging me for a status report anytime before 2008.

xoxox
Spaff

Like Kristof, I am not one to walk away from a challenge. I am one to run, however. If I got challenged with that longass weirdass Agrimorfee thing, for example, I'd already be halfway to the border.

"We Didn't Start the Fire," eh, Caitie? Yikes. I think a bigger challenge than actually writing that will be coming up with a decent concept for it that hasn't already been done. But OK, if there's no time limit, you're on. I just don't want anyone bugging me for a status report anytime before 2008.

xoxox
Spaff



Going through the same thing with Bat Out of Hell--glad there is no time limit

I could work with Hocus Pocus...pity I really wanna get this rock opera going! I've got the first installment here, but the next part is 'Jesus of Suburbia'...imagine doin' that and 'Locomotive' at the same time! Damn!

DONE!

"You Made Stew Into Bomb"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/theoffspring91.shtml

Anybody else willing to take me on?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I wasn't formally challenged by anyone, but just to prove it could be done....

"Stuck Outside of Memphis in a Mobile Home with Slim"
http://amiright.com/parody/60s/bobdylan179.shtml

You will find Slim to be a very creepy mobile home owner.

MM

Go ahead... Make my day!

http://www.filmski.net/slike/slike/news/jutarnjimiris01.done.jpg

I've been diddling over whether to do this or not...but I think I'm ready now!

RICK CORMIER! I challenge you to parody 'My Love' by Justin Timberlake!

Now who's gonna challenge me?
Sorry Conq but I missed this. I'm not writing many parodies these days but, I think I could come up with something for this....eventually.

I challenge you to parody "Tweeter and the Monkey Man" by the Traveling Wilburys. Let me know if you need a copy of it.

Sorry Conq but I missed this. I'm not writing many parodies these days but, I think I could come up with something for this....eventually.

I challenge you to parody "Tweeter and the Monkey Man" by the Traveling Wilburys. Let me know if you need a copy of it.


Wait, I probably missed something, but...is it legal for one person to be challenged twice?

Wait, I probably missed something, but...is it legal for one person to be challenged twice?

and three times, and four, and five. . . :D

DONE!

"You Made Stew Into Bomb"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/theoffspring91.shtml

Anybody else willing to take me on?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Do "Pretty Fly For a White Guy"


and for anyone, ok maybe..... Ok this is a big one

BELOW AVERAGE DAVE , I CHALLANGE YOU TO...


"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


If you think I dont want you to record it too, think again!

I even have a title idea

"I Think I Gave that Model A Disease that Was Venereal"

and it must include a verse that starts with


"I think she tested positive for scroching case of herpes"



Conqueror, I challange you to I;ve Been Everywhere!


Rick, I'll challenge you to do...

SEXYBACK !

;D

Do "Pretty Fly For a White Guy"


and for anyone, ok maybe..... Ok this is a big one

BELOW AVERAGE DAVE , I CHALLANGE YOU TO...


"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


If you think I dont want you to record it too, think again!

I even have a title idea

"I Think I Gave that Model A Disease that Was Venereal"

and it must include a verse that starts with


"I think she tested positive for scroching case of herpes"



Conqueror, I challange you to I;ve Been Everywhere!


Rick, I'll challenge you to do...

SEXYBACK !

;D


I did something wrong to someone, I'm sorry Karma, I'm sorry Karma. . .Doh. . .me and my big mouth, I knew I shouldn't have cheated on my diet and had that pretzel at work. . .

Do "Pretty Fly For a White Guy"


and for anyone, ok maybe..... Ok this is a big one

BELOW AVERAGE DAVE , I CHALLANGE YOU TO...


"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


If you think I dont want you to record it too, think again!

I even have a title idea

"I Think I Gave that Model A Disease that Was Venereal"

and it must include a verse that starts with


"I think she tested positive for scroching case of herpes"



Conqueror, I challange you to I;ve Been Everywhere!


Rick, I'll challenge you to do...

SEXYBACK !

;D


Well, Mine's done...

"Dieing Guys Are On LIFETIME"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/offspring27.shtml

And ouch B.A.D, a hard song with a hard title....... Are you even allowed to include the title? I don't think so..... I think it's all up to you, that's the joy of parody, or something like that. ANYWAYS....

Who else is ready to TAKE ME ON!!!

Who else is ready to TAKE ME ON!!!


I'm still here

Conqueror, I challange you to I;ve Been Everywhere!


Oh nuts...okay, screw the rock opera for now, I've got some serious spoofs to write!

Figured I'd do a status report. . .

Bat out of Hell Parody: Writen, not recorded yet
Major General Song: Still getting over the initial shot
Ages 5: Narrowed down to three ideas
Badave.com: 24.8% complete

Figured I'd do a status report. . .

Bat out of Hell Parody: Writen, not recorded yet
Major General Song: Still getting over the initial shot
Ages 5: Narrowed down to three ideas
Badave.com: 24.8% complete


That's a lot for you to do...now what about me?

Locomotive parody: Got an idea, yet to write
Tweeter and the Monkey Man parody: Rick, I'll need a copy, but not now
I've Been Everywhere parody: Still recovering from the first heart attack, second one due any time now...GURK! (falls over)
Ages 5: Got an idea, writing it now, yet to know if it's all right, if it isn't, I'll still have parodied a song I've always wanted to parody!
Decepticon Idiot: Only started, putting off Jesus Of Suburbia rip until I've finished Ages 5 and maybe Locomotive.

Now NOBODY give me anything else!

Two more verses written tonight! (6 more to go...)

Who else is ready to TAKE ME ON!!!


I'm still here


Parody a theme song from Ultraman Taroh

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/ultra.htm

Who else is ready to TAKE ME ON!!!


I'm still here


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l20jjmTlhAI

Follow the music

So you want me to do a parody of something I or maybe anyone else know all the words for?  I can take the charactor and use him in a parody.  Is this what you're asking? 

So you want me to do a parody of something I or maybe anyone else know all the words for?  I can take the charactor and use him in a parody.  Is this what you're asking? 


Parody the theme song.

I'll do what I can then.

Waiting on the Sun by Sixpence None The Richer

I'd love to see someone do one to this song, mainly because only "Kiss Me" and their cover of "Don't Wait It's Over" have been parodied.

I'd also like to see someone do a parody of Nirvana's Beeswax, I'm the only one to do parodies of it.(Three of them, to be precise)

(to myself) doh' scroll down a littler furtrer and use the thing that says Ultra Taro.  Anyway I'm fixing whatever I did up today and plan to submit it for Tomorrow

I'd also like to see someone do a parody of Nirvana's Beeswax, I'm the only one to do parodies of it.(Three of them, to be precise)


I did "Nonsense" to that song.  :D

(never submitted to Amiright)

I did "Nonsense" to that song.  :D

(never submitted to Amiright)


I remember that. Do you want to submit it?

It's up http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/blacksabbath55.shtml

Progress Report:

Ages 5: Done and up.

Locomotive: Chosen my own title for it...get ready for it..."Flyin' Qantas"!

Tweeter And The Monkey Man: Er...lemme get back to you on that one...

I've Been Everywhere: Got it! "I've Been Everything"! About a Transformer who's reformatted (changed alt form) so much that he's, well, been everything!

Rock Opera: As Tweeter looks easier than the other two, I'll do Jesus Of Suburbia at the same time.

Enjoy! I'll probably put Locomotive into March SOTM (if I do it in time!).

Obviously it's not up, but Matthias. . .after several hours of work and practice, and weeks of perfection. . .here is a link to a recorded Meatloaf parody. . .

Wife's Secret Tale

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=633166&songID=5169161

Let's see.............. You've already done most of the impossible ones Kristof....... ALMOST.....

The last challange I think I can lay upon you is.... "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails. Do you accept?


DONE! It should be up tomorrow. And may I take the opportunity to say, IMHO, it's pretty darn good!

With all these parodies done that I requested I think that I'm getting spoilt here
Oh, wait... They're probably going to be put into SOTM, nevermind
Spoilment gone  ;)

Anybody going to challenge me? :)

Okay Max...parody "Life During Wartime" by Talking Heads!

Oh man...seven verses of "More Relations? No!" written. Only three more to go.

I'm going to be gone for a week starting tomorrow, so expect an early April release date.

Anybody going to challenge me? :)


Tee-hee I've got one for you too Max. . . .Parody "Fame" by Irene Cara

oh I wonder
What I'll submit next week
O oh A challenge is always fun to seeek

oh I wonder
What I'll submit next week
O oh A challenge is always fun to seeek


Usually it's Pacholek's job, make a parody of Urbina, the pitcher who got arrested and was sentenced to 14 years.

Okay...it looks like there's someone else here who's overdue for a challenge of his own. ;)

Agri, you gave out a seafaring indie band to Kristof, so I'm giving you a different seafaring indie band in return!
I present to you "The Mariner's Revenge Song" by The Decemberists: (who I'm seeing live two weeks from today!!)
Listen to the OS here: http://itsundertherotunda.blogspot.com/2007/03/decemberists-20.html

Lyrics:
We are two mariners
Our ship's sole survivors
In this belly of a whale
Its ribs are ceiling beams
Its guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill...

You may not remember me
I was a child of three
And you a lad of eighteen
But I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave

At the time you were a rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money on the wh*res and hounds

You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
My widowed mother found so sweet
And so she took you in
Her sheets still warm with him
Now filled with filth and foul disease

As time wore on, you proved a debt-ridden, drunken mess
Leaving my mother a poor consumptive wretch

And then you disappeared
Your gambling arrears
The only thing you left behind
And then the magistrate
Reclaimed our small estate
And my poor mother lost her mind

Then one day in spring, my dear sweet mother died
But before she did, I took her hand as she, dying, cried

"Find him, bind him,
Tie him to a pole and break his fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he wakes up, naked,
Clawing at the ceiling of his grave!"

It took me fifteen years
To swallow all my tears
Among the urchins in the street
Until a friary
Took pity and hired me
To keep their vestry nice and neat

But never once in the employ of these holy men
Did I ever once turn my mind from the thought of REVENGE!

One night I overheard
The prior exchanging words
With a penitent whaler from the sea
The captain of his ship
Who matched you toe to tip
Was known for wanton cruelty

The following day I shipped to sea with a privateer
And in the whistle of the wind I could almost hear...

"Find him, bind him,
Tie him to a pole and break his fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he wakes up, naked,
Clawing at the ceiling of his grave!"

"There is one thing I must say to you
As you sail across the sea:
Always your mother will watch over you
As you avenge this wicked deed..."

And then that fateful night
We had you in eyesight
After twenty months at sea
Your starboard flank, abeam
I was getting my muskets clean
When came this rumbling from beneath...

The ocean shook, the sky went black and the captain quailed
And before us grew the angry jaws of a giant WHALE!

Don't know how I survived
The crew all was chewed alive
I must have slipped between his teeth
But oh, what providence
What divine intelligence
That you should survive as well as me!

It gives my heart great joy to see your eyes fill with fear
So lean in close and I will whisper the last words you'll hear!


Have fun. ;D

Usually it's Pacholek's job, make a parody of Urbina, the pitcher who got arrested and was sentenced to 14 years.


ok

I tried to send something last night, but it doesn't seem to be up.  I don't want to keep sending stuff that may seem inappropriate for the site. 

Good Arwen didn't see her challange yet!
I'm changing it to "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson

Good Arwen didn't see her challange yet!
I'm changing it to "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson


Oh, I've bounced in and out of this thread for a while...but let me make sure I have the rules right.  I can do any topic I want...as long as it's to the song Matthias suggested?  I'm all about it.  :)

Oh, I've bounced in and out of this thread for a while...but let me make sure I have the rules right.  I can do any topic I want...as long as it's to the song Matthias suggested?  I'm all about it.   :)


Yup any topic at all
I just want to see what you'd do with this Redneck. Woman.

I just want to see what you'd do with this Redneck. Woman.


LOL! :)

Update:

Life During Wartime - First three verses completed

Fame - Will start after LDW is finished.

Okay...it looks like there's someone else here who's overdue for a challenge of his own. ;)

Agri, you gave out a seafaring indie band to Kristof, so I'm giving you a different seafaring indie band in return!Have fun. ;D


I was wondering when or if someone was gonna lay one on me. This *might* not be as bad as The Fiery Furnaces...at least they don't incorporate Inuit language in the tune.  ;D  OK, I'll tackle it, but don't expect it very soon, I have a child to raise nowadays!

Matthias - I've finished your eminem challenge, and I'll submit it when I get home from holidays next week

Matthias - I've finished your eminem challenge, and I'll submit it when I get home from holidays next week




Awesome! Can't wait to read it!!!

Matthias...I'm probably about half way done with mine...it's harder than I thought it would be...but I hope to finish it this weekend, and have it up for Monday's posting.

Matthias...I'm probably about half way done with mine...it's harder than I thought it would be...but I hope to finish it this weekend, and have it up for Monday's posting.


Can't wait to read it!!!

Can't wait to read it!!!


Hey Matthias. . .here's a challenge for you since you challenge so many people. . .he he he

Betcha you can't do a good parody to It's The End of the World as We Know It, and if you do manage it, I wanna hear it like I can Mime in Your Life . . . . .Below Average Dave, that's a part challenge to you too--if Matthias can write it, I wanna hear you sing it like you did his others. . .

Hee hee hee

-Dawn

Hey Matthias. . .here's a challenge for you since you challenge so many people. . .he he he

Betcha you can't do a good parody to It's The End of the World as We Know It, and if you do manage it, I wanna hear it like I can Mime in Your Life . . . . .Below Average Dave, that's a part challenge to you too--if Matthias can write it, I wanna hear you sing it like you did his others. . .

Hee hee hee

-Dawn


Yowch!!!

I'll work on it and see what I can come up with.

Can't wait to read it!!!


Alright, it's been submitted... :)

Thanks for thinking of me, Matthias!

Okay...it looks like there's someone else here who's overdue for a challenge of his own. ;)I present to you "The Mariner's Revenge Song" by The Decemberists: (who I'm seeing live two weeks from today!!)
Listen to the OS here: http://itsundertherotunda.blogspot.com/2007/03/decemberists-20.html

Have fun. ;D


Done, and it was kind of fun. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thedecemberists0.shtml  :)

The time has finally come.

I have finished and submitted my magnum opus, "More Relations? No!" And I can honestly say that it is THE hardest parody that I have ever done.

Look for it tomorrow! But I'd like to request a one-week moratorium on any requests directed toward me so I can regain my head... :-\\

And here it is!!!

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jdo0677l.jpg

More Relations? No!

Okay Max...parody "Life During Wartime" by Talking Heads!


http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/talkingheads8.shtml

finally finished Matthias's eminem challenge

to "Stan"

Prequel to Stan...(back when he believed in Santa)

Now, granted, this isn't a very hard OS in the slightest...but now I have a sudden desire to see what Kristof could do with "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

Now, granted, this isn't a very hard OS in the slightest...but now I have a sudden desire to see what Kristof could do with "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.


He still owes me "Quay Cur"...let him be.  ;D

And I still have to do, "It's The End of the World As We Know It" anybody care to pitch any ideas????

If you're desperate, there's always "It's The End Of My Mind As I Know It" :P

And I still have to do, "It's The End of the World As We Know It" anybody care to pitch any ideas????


Maybe do a topic about something that is so unlikely to happen that it would be the end of the world. Such as a Chicago Cubs World Series win  ;D(but that has been done on a local Chicago radio station).

Hmmmmmmmmm.... I could possibly do "It's The End Of The Nerds With Internet" about that old Y2K Virus scare back in 1999, but that would be kinda old....

I'm avalible for requests if anyone wants to ask me.  I'm working on something to record.  I trying to use  My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder because I can play my harmonica when I record it. 

Maybe do a topic about something that is so unlikely to happen that it would be the end of the world. Such as a Chicago Cubs World Series win  ;D(but that has been done on a local Chicago radio station).


I used to think daylight savings time in Indiana was such an event, but that started last year. Then there was lights in Wrigley Field and the two Sox teams winning the World Series....

MM

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/irenecara12.shtml

I'm avalible for requests if anyone wants to ask me.  I'm working on something to record.  I trying to use  My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder because I can play my harmonica when I record it.   


Write a song making fun of the people who believes in 9/11 conspiracy. Best if you try it with an Eminem song.

Didn't check back here for a little while.  I give it a shot and mabye even try using an Eminem song.

I got the most evil idea for a parody request today...;)

Stu, do "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler!

Now, granted, this isn't a very hard OS in the slightest...but now I have a sudden desire to see what Kristof could do with "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.


I haven't checked in here a while, but you're on, Cat! (I love this OS)


He still owes me "Quay Cur"...let him be.  ;D


I'm about 2/3 of the way through, Agri (ya bass turd ;))

You know what Max?  I think I'm going to ask you if I can pass on this.  I'm uncomfortable with this because I don't write this kind of stuff and I the only person I make fun of is myself. 

I got the most evil idea for a parody request today...;)

Stu, do "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler!



Has the valiant Stu ever let the fair maiden Cat down?

I accept your challenge and I'm on my horse and away

I shall return with yon parody at my earliest opportunity - Tally Ho!

and in return, fair Cat, I withdraw my challenge to Phil, and instead thrust it at you!

Parody "Hit The Road Jack" by Ray Charles

8)

I got the most evil idea for a parody request today...;)

Stu, do "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler!


and tis done 8)

I shall post it tomorrow

:)

OK, Miss Cat....the Divinyls biggest hit has now been Kristoffed! Should be up tomorrow.

And here are some visual hints as to what it might be about.....

http://www.stockphotography.com/img/travel/stock_photos/wooden_clogs.jpg

http://216.122.128.205/images/uploads/marijuana.gif

http://www.mccombs.utexas.edu/udean/ip/spotlight/images/Dutch-Windmill.jpg

http://spy74.blog.excite.it/img/ams01.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D

Wow! What have I done to deserve such spoiling?  8)

But hoo boy...Hit The Road Jack? Geez. Better start thinking of a good concept...

OK, Miss Cat....the Divinyls biggest hit has now been Kristoffed! Should be up tomorrow.

And here are some visual hints as to what it might be about.....

http://www.stockphotography.com/img/travel/stock_photos/wooden_clogs.jpg

http://216.122.128.205/images/uploads/marijuana.gif

http://www.mccombs.utexas.edu/udean/ip/spotlight/images/Dutch-Windmill.jpg

http://spy74.blog.excite.it/img/ams01.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D


"I'm Dutch Myself?"  :D

not to be upstaged by bloody Robertson... >:(

here are MY clues, Cat...

http://www.vikash.org/image/Flood5.jpg

http://swimatyourownrisk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/sharkfin.jpg

"I'm Dutch Myself?"  :D


Oooooh....close, but no cigar, Matty!

I haven't challanged anybody in awhile so I challange, Phil Alexander to parody, "Damn It, Janet" by The Rocky Horror Picture Show

For Cat -

honouring your request of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"


Totally Dissed Noah's Ark

alternative title:  Totally Pissed Off A Shark


:)

I haven't challanged anybody in awhile so I challange, Phil Alexander to parody, "Damn It, Janet" by The Rocky Horror Picture Show

There you go, then:  Sod it, Hobbit

I wonder if I'm the only person who will ever parody "Surfin Bird"- Trashmen

You know what Max?  I think I'm going to ask you if I can pass on this.  I'm uncomfortable with this because I don't write this kind of stuff and I the only person I make fun of is myself. 


Alright, do " All About Soul " by Billy Joel.

Anti-9/11 conspiracy parody is available for some who's ona mood or want to rip on those paranoid idiots. Have to be done with an Eminem song.

Alright, do " All About Soul " by Billy Joel.


I should be able to do something with that

I should be able to do something with that


I haven't been able to do anything with that. 

I haven't been able to do anything with that. 


I did the first two verses.

I haven't been able to do anything with that. 




still

Hello? Anyone in there? :(

Hello? Anyone in there? :(


Who? In where? As for me I haven't been able to do much of anything with my challenge nor with anything else.  I think I finally have an idea for something, but it's not this challenge.  Mabye it will jog my memory.

I wonder if I'm the only person who will ever parody "Surfin Bird"- Trashmen


The search function pulls up the following:

1.  "Barfin' Bird," Michael Pacholek "Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen
2.  "Bush's Bird," Michael Pacholek "Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen
3.  "Senator Byrd," Airfarcewon "Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen
4.  "Sir! Nix Bird!!!," John A. Barry "Surfin' Bird," Trashmen
5.  "Surfin' Surd," Ann Hammond "Surfin' Bird," Trashmen

You must be Ann...I'll give these all a critical comparison later...

EDIT: If this was graded on the SOTM/ABC voting scales, here's how I'd rank 'em:
5pts=Ann
4pts=John Barry
3pts=Michael P. (Bush's Bird)
2pts=Airforcewon
1pt=Michael P (Barfin' Bird)

Yours is best, because it's most absurd! :)

You must be Ann...I'll give these all a critical comparison later...

Yours is best, because it's most absurd! :)



I am Ann Ann I am please do not e-mail me spam  :D  I didn't find these other ones when I looked.

I take a look at how the os is written before doing something to it.  I keep crazy songs crazy and so on.

I did something with my challenge
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/billyjoel22.shtml

The challange board has been dead lately
So I challange Ethan Mawyer to do "Quote Unquote" by Mr. Bungle (Since he only does hits that make it to the charts, and Mr. Bungle as far I know... Has not made it to any music charts)

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/diablotin.gif

Here's the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbBwFdKDaKw

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/burnbg.gif

Here are the lyrics...
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/mr-bungle-quote-unquote-lyrics.html

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/firedevil.gif

Good luck, and have fun

Mr bungle, eh?

I'll give this some thought some time after i finish SOTM voting and try not to bungle it too badly

Not surprisinly I never heard of mr bungle. I wonder if there's a good reason for that.

Mr. Bungle was an awesome band...the vocalist is Mike Patton, who you probably know better from Faith No More and the hit single "Epic" (remember the bouncing goldfish? ;))

Very good choice, Matthias! (do you have all 3 albums? California is the BEST!! 8))

Their style was musically all over the place...the best comparison I can give you Ethan about the band, and with this song in particular, is Frank Zappa crossed with a little bit of System of a Down. Good luck!!! ;D

(edit: Maybe it would help for you to know that the song was originally intended to be titled "Travolta" before Warner Bros.' lawyers started getting antsy. Also, Mike Patton is quoting the chorus from "Grease" during the quiet sections in the middle, not included on the lyric sheet)

I just turned down the challenge through instant messenger but I may just need some extra time - like a couple of months of sporadically listening to the original until I think of something. Also, would i be allowed to submit with a fake name?

I just turned down the challenge through instant messenger but I may just need some extra time - like a couple of months of sporadically listening to the original until I think of something. Also, would i be allowed to submit with a fake name?


A couple months would be fine, but why under a fake name?

Fine, if I figure something out I'll use my own name

Quote Unquote looks like a fun song.  Maybe I ought to think of something to do with it.

There's only 2 other Mr. Bungle parodies here, and they were written by DarkJon 64 (whatever happened to him?)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/search/search.php?input00=&input01=&inputSort=2&input02=mr.+bungle&input03=&SearchTerms=4&Start=0

There's only 2 other Mr. Bungle parodies here, and they were written by DarkJon 64 (whatever happened to him?)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/search/search.php?input00=&input01=&inputSort=2&input02=mr.+bungle&input03=&SearchTerms=4&Start=0


I personally want to do "Egg" and I'll probably work on that one in the near future

Would still like to see someone else "submit" a Beeswax parody.

For those who remember, I still have 3 challenges left to do. Do not worry, I WILL get them done. And cram them into Artistry, no doubt!

I'm currently writing 'I've Been Everything'. Have no fear!

Would still like to see someone else "submit" a Beeswax parody.


I've considered doing that for you I just need to write it.

I've considered doing that for you I just need to write it.


I have three of them up myself.... I just feel alittle lonely is all. ;)

I've done others that I was surprised no one else did.

I have three of them up myself.... I just feel alittle lonely is all. ;)

I've done others that I was surprised no one else did.


I'm still working my way around some kind of writers block and I think theres a lot more I could do iwith my recordings if I weren't stuck using midis.  I'm Kind of lonley and down. ;)

I'm still working my way around some kind of writers block and I think theres a lot more I could do iwith my recordings if I weren't stuck using midis.  I'm Kind of lonley and down. ;)


Here's a youtube recording.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBG5NPvvbIc

It's from the album, but the lyrics on that video aren't 100% accurate, plus one line is missing.

Here's a youtube recording.


Something to luck at. I Made a plan to fix my recording depression.  Now if I just get the writing for this started I'd do it.   I got some write this way :-\\

look not luck. whatever.  My recording needs uck rhymes

Something to luck at. I Made a plan to fix my recording depression.  Now if I just get the writing for this started I'd do it.   I got some write this way :-\\

look not luck. whatever.  My recording needs uck rhymes


Beeswax is abit tricky. It took a third try for me to get a good paced parody of it while keeping to a theme(although the theme was pretty flexible).

Beeswax is abit tricky. It took a third try for me to get a good paced parody of it while keeping to a theme(although the theme was pretty flexible).


I always download the lyrics on word even if I think I know the song by heart. 

I always download the lyrics on word even if I think I know the song by heart. 


I have lyrics that are about 99% accurate, which is about as good as I can get for that song.

I have lyrics that are about 99% accurate, which is about as good as I can get for that song.


I found some lyrics for this I just cant get myself to do anything with them and it bugs me.  I just can't seem to motivate myself right now. 

Finally!

I've Been Everything

I found some lyrics for this I just cant get myself to do anything with them and it bugs me.   I just can't seem to motivate myself right now.   


Try just looking at individual lines and find words that rhyme against them without worrying about keeping a straight concept. Maybe you can end up with a Surreal-style parody (see my "Tarot Card Shuffle" or "Purvis Flavio & His Big Feet" parodies as examples)!  :D

Try just looking at individual lines and find words that rhyme against them without worrying about keeping a straight concept. Maybe you can end up with a Surreal-style parody (see my "Tarot Card Shuffle" or "Purvis Flavio & His Big Feet" parodies as examples)!  :D


A lot of my parodies have been started with a rhyme or pun.  That Kinks in the hose idea you like came from this parodyhttp://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/kinks18.shtml I started it by punning dough.

I found some lyrics for this I just cant get myself to do anything with them and it bugs me.   I just can't seem to motivate myself right now.   


Request me a song to do..... I'll do most categories, except Country and Rap(I have no tolerance for Country and no experience in Rap).

Edit: These are the lyrics I found awhile back and they match it the best(you should see how I sing my version, I'll PM you if you want to know).

I was seeking out for a funnel
not only magnets, but I can pry bar it shut
glueing my manhood to the manhole
like Pepe Lepew scent, hey, hey, had light weight clutch

(chorus)
I got my titilate spayed x3
I got my titilate

Stupid assbutton*
tweaking and flexing if the winds blows just right
tacky and thumbs on polyester
highwater jumpsuits and a raped ape
Woody had pix-n-pax

(chorus)

I don't know why....
I gotta joke too silly to say
don't trust the foams....
I gotta, day, day, have a f*****g hey**

(chorus)

Vinegar and water is created monthly
fiberglass insulated disguise as cotton candy
spawning down stream el rancho ovulate
feeding a cow hamburger and raw
Peter has brought me tiki idol
Billy's sneer reminds me of someone
homesick abay aboard the love boat
Tony Tenile, Sony Bono, Charo had a nice set of lungs!

(chorus)
I got my titilate spayed
I got liberty
I got my titilate spayed x2

Hard...
I gotta be around p****
don't let me fall...
I gotta, hey, hey, well you can't live

(chorus)
I got my titilate spayed x6
I got my titilate

*Two other possible lyrics that this could be are "Kitty Assbutton" or "Push the assbutton".

You can trust these lyrics more than most of the others online.

Try just looking at individual lines and find words that rhyme against them without worrying about keeping a straight concept. Maybe you can end up with a Surreal-style parody (see my "Tarot Card Shuffle" or "Purvis Flavio & His Big Feet" parodies as examples)!  :D


That's what my third parody of Beeswax is like, random references that match the pacing.

I post the parody....

Title: Step-chan's Beeswax

I am speaking out for a Winky
not on a Pidgey, but I can try for a lunch
bruising a Ginyu on a beehole
like Nene can do pay, yay, yay, had right way punch!

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

Gentle Ai bosom
bouncing and jumping when her walk goes just right
Maki and Trunks or Polyester
Hightower jumps you and the Grape Ape
Karen had prech-n-mac

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

I ate a pie....
I wrote a song too silly to play
don't rust the swords....
I gotta, yay, yay, kiss a loving mate!

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

Jessica and Yangus related diddly
metal slime consultated in guise of Lot 'n Mandy
trimming town dream el pancho populate
reading a Mao ram merger in fall
Ranpha has bought me loli-idol
Yuri's cheer demands me of no one
plush doll away afford a bar soap
Yomi surreal, Cutie, Tomo, Chiyo read a nice set of puns!....

I got a jubilee say
I got metaly
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say....

Go....
I gotta be around Forte
you hear her call....
I got a hen-tai, will you laugh then?....

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

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The basic idea for my parody was what it would look like if I wrote it instead.

Request me a song to do..... I'll do most categories, except Country and Rap(I have no tolerance for Country and no experience in Rap).

You can trust these lyrics more than most of the others online.


I'm an oldies/rock kind of person because thats what I listened to before my hearing loss got severe.  I can still take lyrics like these and have fun with them even if I'm not able to hear it correctly now.  Something for you to do... I just grabbed a cd and turned it over and saw Take Me Home Tonight/ Be My Baby by EddieMoney with Ronnie Spector if you want to do that.

Are these the lyrics or a parody of the lyrics?. If these are the lyrics this is going to be a lot eaiser using these rather then what I found.

I'm an oldies/rock kind of person because thats what I listened to before my hearing loss got severe.  I can still take lyrics like these and have fun with them even if I'm not able to hear it correctly now.  Something for you to do... I just grabbed a cd and turned it over and saw Take Me Home Tonight/ Be My Baby by EddieMoney with Ronnie Spector if you want to do that.

Are these the lyrics or a parody of the lyrics?. If these are the lyrics this is going to be a lot eaiser using these rather then what I found.




The lyrics in Reply#174 are the original song lyrics, Reply#175 are the lyrics to my parody of that song. I know alot about Nirvana, so you can trust the lyrics in Reply#174(they mostly came from livenirvana's site, which are more accurate than most other sites). And you can use the parody lyrics in Reply#175 as guide for the song's length.

I've heard Take Me Home Tonight/Be My Baby, so I can do that.... it will take some time though, because I'll have to use a video on youtube to do it.

Edit: I checked amiright for any parodies to Take Me Home Tonight... I'm surprised that there aren't any(not even one).. I know there are a few Eddie Money parodies though... But none of that song?

I watched the video for it, I have a loose idea for the song at the moment, but I don't know if I can make it into a complete idea.

The lyrics in Reply#174 are the original song lyrics, Reply#175 are the lyrics to my parody of that song. I know alot about Nirvana, so you can trust the lyrics in Reply#174(they mostly came from livenirvana's site, which are more accurate than most other sites). And you can use the parody lyrics in Reply#175 as guide for the song's length.

I've heard Take Me Home Tonight/Be My Baby, so I can do that.... it will take some time though, because I'll have to use a video on youtube to do it.


I'll use #174 then and no rush on what I gave you to do.

I'll use #174 then and no rush on what I gave you to do.


The syllable count is correct too(unlike some of the other interpretations).

On mine I just need to find good lyric tabs(and listen to the song to check for any errors).

The loose theme I have is more in the anime area(but not based on any particular show, more of a character type)... although I'm not very certain it will work(so I'll have to think of a some other themes just in case).

But I do want to try it out first, since it's something I know well.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nirvana339.shtml

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nirvana339.shtml


Very good.  :)

Very good.  :)


Glad you like it

Glad you like it


Funny take on the original.

Okay...it looks like there's someone else here who's overdue for a challenge of his own. ;)

Agri, you gave out a seafaring indie band to Kristof, so I'm giving you a different seafaring indie band in return!
I present to you "The Mariner's Revenge Song" by The Decemberists: (Have fun. ;D


I did have fun, so I know I feel it is time to return the favor.

I request...no DARE you to parody "Smack Jack" by Nina Hagen. The challenge won't be much in terms of song length or structure as much as the performance of the tune, methinks.

Here's her lyrics:
He just needs a hot shot,
He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot
You need a hot shot
     
You are always running out
And you are always running short
Nothing matters anymore
All you want is go and score
No one starts with two a day
But they all seem to end that way
.
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a short term solution

He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot
He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot

You've never could have thought or guessed
That things could get so far out of hand hahahahaha
I'm gonna see you coming down in a cold sweat running
It's gonna be a different tune that you will soon be humming

Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a short term solution

He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot
He just needs a hot shot,
you need a hot shot

The devil has got his hooks on you
You are racing against his clock
His plastic paradise won't last
you've got-a no future and no past
Anyone can see your eyes
excuse me hell is full of lies
   
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
It's a drag

Please, don't do it no more, don't do it no more, no more ...
Junkies are sentimental,
Junkies are very very sentimental

Smack Ist Dreck, Stop It! Oder Verreck!

Aaaand here is the Youtube video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_vKMDryqt4

Good luck! And have fun!  :D ;)

I did have fun, so I know I feel it is time to return the favor.

I request...no DARE you to parody "Smack Jack" by Nina Hagen. The challenge won't be much in terms of song length or structure as much as the performance of the tune, methinks.

Here's her lyrics:
He just needs a hot shot,
He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot
You need a hot shot
     
You are always running out
And you are always running short
Nothing matters anymore
All you want is go and score
No one starts with two a day
But they all seem to end that way
.
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a short term solution

He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot
He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot

You've never could have thought or guessed
That things could get so far out of hand hahahahaha
I'm gonna see you coming down in a cold sweat running
It's gonna be a different tune that you will soon be humming

Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a short term solution

He just needs a hot shot,
You need a hot shot
He just needs a hot shot,
you need a hot shot

The devil has got his hooks on you
You are racing against his clock
His plastic paradise won't last
you've got-a no future and no past
Anyone can see your eyes
excuse me hell is full of lies
   
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
Shoot it up Smack Jack
That's a drag with a monkey on your back Smack Jack
It's a drag

Please, don't do it no more, don't do it no more, no more ...
Junkies are sentimental,
Junkies are very very sentimental

Smack Ist Dreck, Stop It! Oder Verreck!

Aaaand here is the Youtube video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_vKMDryqt4

Good luck! And have fun!  :D ;)


Look at the bright side
You didn't dare Below Average Dave to parody this one

Wow...

Jibberish galore

and that is one of Nina's more "normal" songs!  ;D

:o

Well. For one thing, I guess that's only SLIGHTLY more listenable than Quay Cur...at least it's half the length...

YOU ARE ONE SADISTIC MO-FO, AGRI!  >:(

And bear in mind that I still haven't done Hit The Road Jack for Stu!! And I'm still in the middle of writing a heavy-duty essay for my American History class here at my summer program in St. Louis!

Don't even bother with me until the 14th, and then maybe I can look at this more objectively.

I challenge anyone to do a parosdy of The Bad Touch about The Simpsons

I challenge anyone to do a parosdy of The Bad Touch about The Simpsons


Bart Touch???

Bart Touch???
I was thinkin "You and Me Marge Aint nuthin But Simpsons" but thats even better!

I DARE somebody to do a parody of "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo" by Corky and the Juice Pigs.

It's not that hard of a song
The hardest part would making it even funnier than it already is
Good Luck!!!

Jack, you can't just do a repeat of what Stu did. Then it'd just seem like a cheap ripoff.

That being said, I think he set the bar so high that attempting to top it is futile.

:o

Well. For one thing, I guess that's only SLIGHTLY more listenable than Quay Cur...at least it's half the length...

YOU ARE ONE SADISTIC MO-FO, AGRI!  >:(

And bear in mind that I still haven't done Hit The Road Jack for Stu!! And I'm still in the middle of writing a heavy-duty essay for my American History class here at my summer program in St. Louis!

Don't even bother with me until the 14th, and then maybe I can look at this more objectively.


Absolutely! No rush is intended or implied. :) (i didn't realize how far behind you were in things. sorry :-\\)

(note how I don't bother Kristof about it anymore... ;))

Jack, you can't just do a repeat of what Stu did. Then it'd just seem like a cheap ripoff.

That being said, I think he set the bar so high that attempting to top it is futile.
Yeah,true, I actually parodied the guy talking at the beginning of the OS, then I just stopped

I DARE somebody to do a parody of "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo" by Corky and the Juice Pigs.

It's not that hard of a song
The hardest part would making it even funnier than it already is
Good Luck!!!


I take this as my first Dare 

I take this as my first Dare 


I was going to try it myself, Ann, but I will let you have a go before I attempt it.

hmmm...Mexico, Giacomo, Kokomo, Texaco?...this should break your recent writer's block! ;)

I was going to try it myself, Ann, but I will let you have a go before I attempt it.

hmmm...Mexico, Giacomo, Kokomo, Texaco?...this should break your recent writer's block! ;)



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/rainote.gif Think it's all ready gone ;) 

Now, hold on there, Agri! You're not getting off THAT easily!

In the wake of what you have given me, I have thought long and hard about this decision and I came to the conclusion that it is a tradition that must be continued: Tim Hall, who wrote the first Desolation Row parody on AmIRight, created the Desolation Row Torch when he challenged Johnny D to parody it, and he succeeded spectacularly. He then passed it on to me, and my parody of it earned me a silver medal in SOTM. And now...the time has come for me to pass the Torch on to you.

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/3571/dylantorchaq0.jpg

Keep the flame aglow, O Chosen One!  :D

Oh sheesh! :o :o :o :o :o :o

I still need to get to mine.

It would still be awesome to see you parody "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo", Agrimorfee

It would still be awesome to see you parody "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo", Agrimorfee


I was going to tell Agrimorfee to go ahead and do it too.   

This has to be the most evil contest/project ever posted, Cat. I LOVE IT!

I formally challenge Mr Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher to parody REM's classic "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

hehehehehehehehe*cough**cough*


For now, I've sorta met this challenge: I parodied the choruses of the song, but did them on the spot and karaoked the rest. Yep, a recording exists: it should be up on the site by Monday or so.

Singing this OS is probably as hard as writing new lyrics to it, so I hope you're pleased with the result.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/corkyandthejuicepigs0.shtml 

It would still be awesome to see you parody "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo", Agrimorfee


I am caught in Desolation Row, so who knows when I will ever make it to the North Pole?  ;)

Spaff, if you're reading this...do We Didn't Start The Fire already!!


Just wanted to let you know, Cat, that construction has begun on this. It's a bugger, though, so don't hold your breath.

xoxox
Spaff

Just wanted to let you know, Cat, that construction has begun on this. It's a bugger, though, so don't hold your breath.

xoxox
Spaff


http://www.voidspace.org.uk/images/silly_cat.jpg

Too late! ;D

It would still be awesome to see you parody "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo", Agrimorfee


http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/corkyandthejuicepigs0.shtml :)

Just wanted to let you know, Cat, that construction has begun on this. It's a bugger, though, so don't hold your breath.

xoxox
Spaff


Hooray! Just make sure that Robert Lund performs it for the FuMP, okay? Otherwise I may just have to eat myself.

Hooray! Just make sure that Robert Lund performs it for the FuMP, okay? Otherwise I may just have to eat myself.


Cat: HA!

Conqueror: I hope you're not too hungry. You're thinking MILES ahead of where this thing currently stands. (But, speaking of the FuMP, be sure to check it on the 17th.)

xoxox
Spaff

I'm going to have to get a recording of it, either off of someone or record it through my tape deck off of youtube.

Conqueror: I hope you're not too hungry. You're thinking MILES ahead of where this thing currently stands. (But, speaking of the FuMP, be sure to check it on the 17th.)

xoxox
Spaff


Will do, cap'n! Or at least as best as I can (bloody time zones).

Anyways, I shall now start on the 'Locomotive' parody Red Ant challenged me to do AGES ago.

And here we go!

http://www.flying-school.com/images/world/Qantas.jpg

Flyin' Qantas

Now, hold on there, Agri! You're not getting off THAT easily!

In the wake of what you have given me, I have thought long and hard about this decision and I came to the conclusion that it is a tradition that must be continued: Tim Hall, who wrote the first Desolation Row parody on AmIRight, created the Desolation Row Torch when he challenged Johnny D to parody it, and he succeeded spectacularly. He then passed it on to me, and my parody of it earned me a silver medal in SOTM. And now...the time has come for me to pass the Torch on to you.Keep the flame aglow, O Chosen One!  :D


The torch has been passed, in spite of the weather...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/bobdylan194.shtml
http://www.trains.com/ctr/objects/images/southern_pacific_railroad_city_of_san_francisco_2.jpg

Geez, Agri, you're fast!  :o

I read it over earlier—looks good—later I'll give it my full attention. But so far, so good!

My computer at home is infected with spyware at the moment, so there is no way I can do the parody just yet.

Hopefully I'll have it fixed tommorrow.

The torch has been passed, in spite of the weather...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/bobdylan194.shtml
http://www.trains.com/ctr/objects/images/southern_pacific_railroad_city_of_san_francisco_2.jpg


Who's next to take the torch?

Who's next to take the torch?


If no one volunteers any time soon...I will decide...be on your toes!! :o

Cool idea, I like this thread. The parodies are really good!

If no one volunteers any time soon...I will decide...be on your toes!! :o


Hmmm, let me think...yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyno.  ;)

After I'm done with my Garth Brooks parody, I'll get started on Rick's challenge for me, which was...something obscure that I can't remember.

If no one volunteers any time soon...I will decide...be on your toes!! :o


:-\\I guess I can take it.  It might give me something to think about for at least a little while while I'm waiting for my ear to recover. 

:-\\I guess I can take it.  It might give me something to think about for at least a little while while I'm waiting for my ear to recover. 


You are a brave young woman!! 8)

You are a brave young woman!! 8)



Thinking of what to do with this in progress

Need help! Cannot think of an idea for a parody of 'Tweeter And The Monkey Man' by The Traveling Wilburys! HELP!

Need help! Cannot think of an idea for a parody of 'Tweeter And The Monkey Man' by The Traveling Wilburys! HELP!


Take the redneck route..."Breeders With My Cousin Jan"?  :D

Take the redneck route..."Breeders With My Cousin Jan"?  :D


I 2nd that notion

Sounds like a good idea. I'll see what I can do...

http://www.hobos8ns.com/Pics/Redneck.gif
Sleepin' With His Sister Jan

That's the last of my current challenges. Now DON'T hit me with a thousand more!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/bobdylan197.shtml

Now that my challenge list is open, I guess I can be a bastard and challege people again.

STUART McARTHUR! I herby challenge you to parody 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-A-Lot! Bwahahahaha!

Lets see who shouldI pass the torch to now  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/flame2.gif

Congratulations  the conqueror of parodies  you have been selected to take the amiright torch.         

“Desolation Row” Bob Dylan  enjoy

I challenge ...

KRISTOF ROBERTSON to do Electric Avenue!

Now that my challenge list is open, I guess I can be a bastard and challege people again.

STUART McARTHUR! I herby challenge you to parody 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-A-Lot! Bwahahahaha!


sorry, bobpie - didn't see this

I assure you that there is a vague possibility that one day maybe I'll entertain the thought of considering to allocate some time to studying your proposal, and that consequently, if and only if the conclusions drawn from that study were that a parody idea of that OS were possible to concieve, then implementation of that idea, ie. converting thought to reality, would be, if not a distinct possiblity, definitely not an INdistinct IMpossibility (can't give you odds though)

sorry if that sounds blunt :(

Congratulations  the conqueror of parodies  you have been selected to take the amiright torch.         

“Desolation Row” Bob Dylan  enjoy



...

There really needs to be a twitchy-eye smiley. It really explains how I feel. Actually, I REALLY feel like screaming 'YOU BASTARD!' but that's not very nice. So we'll just hope for a twitchy-eye smiley, and then I'll write the parody, then I shall have to pass the torch. Fun fun fun.


I assure you that there is a vague possibility that one day maybe I'll entertain the thought of considering to allocate some time to studying your proposal, and that consequently, if and only if the conclusions drawn from that study were that a parody idea of that OS were possible to concieve, then implementation of that idea, ie. converting thought to reality, would be, if not a distinct possiblity, definitely not an INdistinct IMpossibility (can't give you odds though)


Uh...try that again. In ENGLISH this time.

I challenge ...

KRISTOF ROBERTSON to do Electric Avenue!


Glavine's quest for 300 wins is coming to an end so I challenge you to do 300 shots by G-Unit.