Welcome to the
ABC3 (S)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(S) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday March 14
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........


1.  Jason
Snakes On His Plane

2.  Matthias
She Loves Meat

3.  Red Ant
Slaying The Mime
          Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=288riqgWnYU
          (this live version has some lyrical differences to the studio version)

4.  Mikey Squirrel
Slowdown
          For those who don't know the original lyrics to my entry:
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH3i2zzGd4U

5.  the conqueror of parodies
Someone Could You Spare A Dime?
          Video for "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

6.  Stu McArthur
Simon Shaved My Wife Tonight
          click here for mp3 of "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"

7.  Agrimorfee
The Story Of Dumbo
          DKTOS? Soar on over to Youtube:
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd2clb5T8JA

8.  The Charnstar
Stuck In An Elevator

9.  Jeff Reuben
Seven Eleven Big Bite Medley

10.  meow782
She's Always Fumin'

11.  adagio
Sittin' On Your Wits
          midi....http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi_pq.htm

12.  Below Average Dave
Squinting In The Dark
          The Recording
          http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=633166&songID=4923725

          The Tube (at least for now)
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6X5Le1xH9Q

13.  Rick Cormier
Slingin' A Load
          OS:  http://www.putfile.com/ricloose/media

14.  Jack Wilson
Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)

15.  Saider E.
Since U Went Nun

16.  Yoidy
Shotz Beer

17.  Johnny D
Some Hair I Love
          MIDI and lyrics of "Somewhere My Love"
          (wait for instrumental intro to go by, it's about 35 seconds, before main theme begins)

Stu, if you could add this link I'd appreciate it:

Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=288riqgWnYU
(this live version has some lyrical differences to the studio version)

Stu, if you could add this link I'd appreciate it:

MIDI and lyrics of "Somewhere My Love" (wait for instrumental intro to go by, it's about 35 seconds, before main theme begins)

Here's the video of Love In an Elevator and I must say HOLY CRAP THAT'S A HUGE MOUTH!

5 points - Rick C.  #13

4 points - Agrimorfee  #7

3 points - the conqueror of parodies #5

2 points - Below Average Dave #12

1 point - meow782  #10

Fantastic selection of parodies beginning with S!
I wanted to vote on all of them but unfortunatly can only vote 5!

Anyway heres my votes:

5 points to Jack Wilson for his super Shopping Trip parody.
4 points to The Charnstar - Stuck In An Elevator
3 Points to Agrimorfee's Dumbo parody
2 Points to B.A.D who is squinting in the dark
And last, but by no means least:
1 Point to the_conquerer_of_parodies for "Someone Could You Spare A Dime"

Good Luck To All Of You!

Jason

5pts=Matthias
4pts=Red Ant
3pts=Conqueror
2pts=Jack W.
1pt=B.A.D.

1 point to Red Ant
2 points to Matthias
3 points to adagio
4 points to Rick
5 points to B.A.D.

Well, there are always a couple of cuts I really didn't want to make, in this particular comp in was Charnstar, Red Ant, Rick Cormier and Mikey Squirrel. . .however, these five were really superb in my opinion and deserved the nod for outstanding performances. . .

5th Place, 1 Point goes to Michael McVey and She's Always Fumin'
I'll admit, I initially thought of cutting this one because it wasn't drag out hilarious, but the song is so well written and the purpose of the song kinda puts it's importance of being mentioned in the Top 5

4th Place, 2 Points go to Agimorefee and The Story of Dumbo
You can't honestly say this parody wasn't fun, and it's always nice to read a comedious story with very little hidden comedy.  This one was actually on the intellectual side as well.

3rd Place, 3 Points go to Conqueror with Someone Could You Spare Me A Dime
One of the best Conqueror Parodies I've read. . .and very funny.  With the way Britney is losing her mind slowly, I would not let her see this parody. . .but great job here.

2nd Place, 4 Points go to Matthias with She Loves Meat
Who doesn't?  This Beauty and the Beast masterpiece reveals the true feelings of Beauty and the real reason she didn't want to be with the Beast. . .not enough meat. . .wink wink. . .anyhow, great parody Matthias, Disney is always fun to do, but you did it brilliantly.

1st Place, 5 Points go to Adagio with Sittin' On Your Witts
The OS is one of the most fun songs I've ever had to listen to while reading a parody, I never even thought to parody this one.  But to take such a fun song like Puttin' On the Ritz and make it even more fun?  Adagio, your song won this round in my book, and so the voting continues. . .

Posted by: karaokedavid82
1st Place, 5 Points go to Adagio with Sittin' On Your Witts

The OS is one of the most fun songs I've ever had to listen to while reading a parody, I never even thought to parody this one.  But to take such a fun song like Puttin' On the Ritz and make it even more fun?  Adagio, your song won this round in my book, and so the voting continues. . .


Thank you, thank you, thank you, KaraokeDavid82!!  :) :) :)

Here's my list.

1.  Jack Wilson (5pts)
Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)

2.  Jason (4pts)
Snakes On His Plane

3.  Agrimorfee (3pts)
The Story Of Dumbo

4.  Stu McArthur (2pts)
Simon Shaved My Wife Tonight

5.  adagio (1pt)
Sittin' On Your Wits

A lotta good parodies makes it diifficult to choose.

1st place........5 points: "Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)" by Jack Wilson
2nd place.........4 points: "Slingin' A Load" by Rick Cormier
3rd place..........3 points: "Since U Went Nun" by Saider E
4th place..........2 points: "Snakes On His Plane" by Jason
5th place..........1 point: "Slowdown" by Mikey Squirrel

MM

5 points for #7.  Agrimorfee The Story Of Dumbo
4 points for #11.  adagio Sittin' On Your Wits
3 points for #13.  Rick Cormier Slingin' A Load
2 points for #3.  Red Ant Slaying The Mime
1 point for #14.  Jack Wilson Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)

5 points to She Loves Meat
4 points to Slingin' A Load
3 points to Since U Went Nun
2 points to Squinting in the Dark
1 point to Simon Shaved My Wife Tonight

5 points................2.  Matthias            She Loves Meat
4 points................13.  Rick Cormier    Slingin' A Load
3 points................14.  Jack Wilson      Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)
2 points................1.  Jason                Snakes On His Plane
1 point.................7.  Agrimorfee        The Story Of Dumbo
 

Why is this always so difficult? I pared down the list to my favorites and there were eight. AARGGGGH!!!

5 points to Matthias and his Meat
4 points to Adagio and her Wits
3 points to Stu and his Close Shave
2 points to Agrimorfee and his Jumbo-Eared Dumbo
1 point to Jack Wilson and his Shopping Trip

5 pts Meat-thias
4 pts Stu's Shaved Wife
3 pts. Rick's load
2 pts. Johnny's hair that's  long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
1 pt Yoidy's Shotz

5 Points To: Red Ant's Mime
4 Points To: Dave's Emo Couch Potato
3 Points To: Conquerer's Bum
2 Points To: Stuart's Wife
1 Point To: Jason's Snake

5 pts:  Rick Cormier
4 pts:  Adagio
3 pts:  Jack Wilson
2 pts:  Stu McArthur
1 pt:  Below Average Dave

calling Saider E, Mikey Squirrel, The Charnstar...........

Here I am.. under the wire as usual.. and here's the story...

5pts: Jack Wilson -Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)
4pts: the conqueror of parodies  -Someone Could You Spare A Dime?
3pts: Rick Cormier -Slingin' A Load
2pts: Stu McArthur -Simon Shaved My Wife Tonight
1pt : Yoidy -Shotz Beer

Results for the S round are:

1st place with 35 points:    "Slingin' A Load" by Rick Cormier
2nd place with 31 points:   "She Loves Meat" by Matthias
3rd place with 30 points:    "Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)" by Jack Wilson

******************

adagio     21
Agrimorfee     20
B. A. Dave     17
conqueror     17
Stu McArthur  16
Red Ant     12
Jason      9
Saider E.      6
Charnstar      4
JD      2
Mike McVey     2
Yoidy      2
mikey Squirrel  1
honourable mention to Jeff ;)

2 DQs this round:  The Charnstar and Saider E.

congratulations Rick Cormier and Matthias and Jack Wilson :)

Results for the R round are:

1st place with 35 points:    "Slingin' A Load" by Rick Cormier
2nd place with 31 points:   "She Loves Meat" by Matthias
3rd place with 30 points:    "Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)" by Jack Wilson

******************

adagio     21
Agrimorfee     20
B. A. Dave     17
conqueror     17
Stu McArthur  16
Red Ant     12
Jason      9
Saider E.      6
Charnstar      4
JD      2
Mike McVey     2
Yoidy      2
mikey Squirrel  1
honourable mention to Jeff ;)

2 DQs this round:  The Charnstar and Saider E.

congratulations Rick Cormier and Matthias and Jack Wilson :)





Don't you mean "S"....

And Whoo-Hooooooo!!!
2nd Place!!

Results for the S round are:

1st place with 35 points:    "Slingin' A Load" by Rick Cormier
2nd place with 31 points:   "She Loves Meat" by Matthias
3rd place with 30 points:    "Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)" by Jack Wilson

******************

adagio     21
Agrimorfee     20
B. A. Dave     17
conqueror     17
Stu McArthur  16
Red Ant     12
Jason      9
Saider E.      6
Charnstar      4
JD      2
Mike McVey     2
Yoidy      2
mikey Squirrel  1
honourable mention to Jeff ;)

2 DQs this round:  The Charnstar and Saider E.

congratulations Rick Cormier and Matthias and Jack Wilson :)



Thanks for the votes and congratulations to Matthias and Jack.

Congratulations to Rick, Matthias and Jack W.!

Congratulations Rick Cormier and Matthias and Jack Wilson  :)

Thanks for the votes for me.  :)

Congrats, all!  :)

Congratulations to everyone who kicked my ass this round which is...everyone!

CRAP! I knew I forgot something this week... but it was worth it... HOT FUZZ RULED!

CRAP! I knew I forgot something this week... but it was worth it... HOT FUZZ RULED!


Charnstar  >:(  Vote earlier then---  ??? C'mon C'mon You can do it, You can do it--don't forget to vote SOTM!  (early reminder)

Charnstar  >:(  Vote earlier then---  ??? C'mon C'mon You can do it, You can do it--don't forget to vote SOTM!  (early reminder)


AHHH! DOUBLE CRAP! Thanks Dave, I'll get right on it

Results for the S round are:

1st place with 35 points:    "Slingin' A Load" by Rick Cormier
2nd place with 31 points:   "She Loves Meat" by Matthias
3rd place with 30 points:    "Shopping Trip ( We Gonna Shop Down To)" by Jack Wilson

******************

adagio     21
Agrimorfee     20
B. A. Dave     17
conqueror     17
Stu McArthur  16
Red Ant     12
Jason      9
Saider E.      6
Charnstar      4
JD      2
Mike McVey     2
Yoidy      2
mikey Squirrel  1
honourable mention to Jeff ;)

2 DQs this round:  The Charnstar and Saider E.

congratulations Rick Cormier and Matthias and Jack Wilson :)






Congratulations to Rick, Matthias, and Jack!  :)