Welcome to the
ABC3 (P)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(P) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday January 31st
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........

1: Psychology by Below Average Dave

His recording is here.

2: Poodle Puddle Cleaner by Matthias

3: Possum Sugar Omelet!!

The correct version of TOS for my parody is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwugMuUYFuY

4: The Perfect Haircut by The Charnstar

5: Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man? by Johnny D

Click here to hear a temporarily-available MP3 of "Mr. Tambourine Man"

6: Pizza Sauce by Agrimorfee

DKTOS? Get uplifted and see/hear Kanye West's "Jesus Walks" video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE4XOcVzIXc

7: Philadelphia Cheese Steak by Michael McVey

8: Playing Like A Star by Tomario

9: P***ed Off My Little Missus by Kristof Robertson

10: Preppie by Cat

11: Piano Ban by Arwen

12: Packin' by the_conqueror_of_parodies

YouTube "vid" of Bob Marley's 'Jammin''

13: Psychoanalysed by Stuart McArthur

Puns for the P round!:

5 points to #13 by Stuart MsCarnes, uhh!
4 points to #5 by Johnny unleadeD
3 points to #12 by the_conqueror_of_packing
2 points to #9 by P*ssed-off Robertson
1 point to #2 by Mop-a-mess

5 Points To: Gasless Johnny
4 Points To: Musicless Arwen
3 Points To: Senseless Stuart
2 Points To: Roomless Conquerer
1 Point To: Calmless Kristof

1 point to Stuart
2 points to Matthias
3 points to Red Ant
4 points to Johnny D
5 points to Arwen

1 Point to Michael McVey's Lunch
2 Points to Matthias' Poodle Cleaning Service
3 Points to Stu's other Psychologist Story
4 Points to Conqueror's Homelessness
5 Points to Kristof's Battle of the Sexes (good luck there by the way)


Also Honorable mention to everyone else, Charnstar, your song was number 6 on my list

5pts=Stu
4pts=Arwen
3pts=Johnny D
2pts=Matthias
1pt=Red Ant

5 points......................9: P***ed Off My Little Missus    by Kristof Robertson
4 points......................5: Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man?  by Johnny D
3 points......................2: Poodle Puddle Cleaner          by Matthias
2 points......................11: Piano Ban                          by Arwen
1 point.......................10: Preppie                            by Cat


good stuff everyone

Sorry peeps, I will be unable to vote this time around, my computer EXPLODED so I have to work from my mums computer... cause it's alot less exploded... and I'm never aloud on it besides now... which is 5 minutes.. SORRY!

my votes are :-

1 point  - Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man? -Johnny D

2 points -Psychoanalysed -Stuart McArthur

3 points - P***ed Off My Little Missus -Kristof Robertson

4 points -Packin' -the_conqueror_of_parodies

5 points -piano ban  - Arwen 8)

Sorry peeps, I will be unable to vote this time around, my computer EXPLODED so I have to work from my mums computer... cause it's alot less exploded... and I'm never aloud on it besides now... which is 5 minutes.. SORRY!


No Internet cafes or libraries with access in your neck of the woods, Charnstar? So sorry, I know what it's like when someone else is in charge of the computer. :(  Folks, let's not DQ the man if he can't get to another PC in time.

OK, here goes:

1st place........5 points: "Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man?" by Johnny D
2nd place.........4 points: "Preppie" by Cat
3rd place..........3 points: "Pizza Sauce" by Agrimorfee
4th place..........2 points: "Poodle Puddle Cleaner" by Matthias
5th place..........1 point: "Piano Ban" by Arwen


MM

5 points for #11: Piano Ban by Arwen
4 points for #13: Psychoanalysed by Stuart McArthur
3 points for #10: Preppie by Cat
2 points for #9: P***ed Off My Little Missus by Kristof Robertson
1 point for #7: Philadelphia Cheese Steak by Michael McVey

Heck! I have enough trouble voting SOTM, without having to struggle through ABC as well!

5 pts: Arwen's music malady
4 pts: Matthias canine calamity
3 pts: Johnny's fuel ferocity
2 pts: Stuart's analysis animosity
1 pt: Agri's pepperoni partiality

And an apology to bobpie, who's wonderful "Packin'" deserves much kudos, and is the hardest cut I've had to make in a while. So much quality, I'm getting tearful!

calling Cat and Arwen................(and Charnstar if he's able)

calling Cat and Arwen................(and Charnstar if he's able)


Ah, that's right, this is your letter (as well as Q), which is good because I have to tally SOTM voting as well as post the Wildcard thread (Claude is doing the Jan SOTM contest). Both of those will be done by tomorrow evening.

calling Cat and Arwen................(and Charnstar if he's able)








Getting on it RIGHT NOW!!

(have a little patience, will ya?)

Okay, here I go!

5 Points to Arwen
4 Points to Johnny D
3 Points to Matthias
2 Points to Red Ant
1 Point to Stu McArthur

Results for the P round are:

1st place with 33 points:    "Pay This Fer Gasoline, Man" by Johnny D
2nd place with 26 points:  "Psycho-analysed" by Stuart McArthur
3rd place with 19 points:    "Poodle Puddle Cleaner" by Matthias

******************

Kristof - 18
the_conqueror_of_parodies - 13
Cat - 8
Red Ant - 6
Agrimorfee - 4
Mike McVey - 2

Tomario and Below Average Dave - honourable mentions!

2 DQs this round: Arwen (who would have won!!!! - am I gonna cop a belting or what!! :\'() and Charnstar

A motion that Charnstar not be disqualified from the next round was put by Agrimorfee, but not (yet) seconded

Congrats to the medallists :)

A motion that Charnstar not be disqualified from the next round was put by Agrimorfee, but not (yet) seconded


I second that motion. Congratulations to JohnnyD, Stu and Matthias!

Results for the P round are:

1st place with 33 points:    "Pay This Fer Gasoline, Man" by Johnny D
2nd place with 26 points:   "Psycho-analysed" by Stuart McArthur
3rd place with 19 points:    "Poodle Puddle Cleaner" by Matthias

******************

Kristof - 18
the_conqueror_of_parodies - 13
Cat - 8
Red Ant - 6
Agrimorfee - 4
Mike McVey - 2

Tomario and Below Average Dave - honourable mentions!

2 DQs this round: Arwen (who would have won!!!! - am I gonna cop a belting or what!! :\'() and Charnstar

A motion that Charnstar not be disqualified from the next round was put by Agrimorfee, but not (yet) seconded

Congrats to the medallists :)







Congratulations to Silver Medalist Stuart and Bronze Medalist Matthias,
and my thanks to everybody who voted the Gold Medal for my petrol price pumping protest parody!  ;D  ;D  ;D

Congrats to Johnny, Stu and Matthias for there entries! And thank you everyone who got me into 5th place!

I second that motion. Congratulations to JohnnyD, Stu and Matthias!




thanks Jack, but it's not necessary as it turns out because The Charnstar didn't enter the Q-round anyway

Yeah, I got nothing Q anyways... But thanks. PS The reason I'm not logged in is that my mum will be home soon... and I can't remember my password... It was on "Always" on my computer LOL!

DQs this round: Arwen (who would have won!!!! - am I gonna cop a belting or what!! :\'()



:\'(

Did half of my commenting yesterday afternoon and figured I'd wrap it up in the evening, but then I just got slammed by some sort of "kill me now, please" sickness last night, and just went to bed. 

It's totally my fault, I know...I shouldn't put these things off, but oh well.  Thanks to all of those who voted for me...you're awesome!

Huzzah 3rd Place! Congrats Johnny and Stuart, and tough break Arwen

Big thumbs up to Johnny, Stu, and Matthias....three finer vagabonds of verbosity you're unlikely to meet!