Welcome to the
ABC3 (O)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(O) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday January 17rd
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........

1: Oompa Loompa Riot by Matthias

2: Overplayed by Red Ant

DKTOS? YouTube Video is here.

3: Ole! Another Bullfight by Kristof Robertson

4: Off To Crete by Tomario

5: One More OS (Left To Do) by the_conqueror_of_parodies

You may want the Original Song for those who may not know it.

6: Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee... by Stuart McArthur

7: Ode To Zombies by The Charnstar

8: Opera Hater by Johnny D

9: Ode To Judge Greer And Jebya by Michael McVey

10: O Santa Claus by Agrimorfee

DKTOS? Have your thoughts provoked with Laurie Anderson's "O Superman" video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlpuROn9gFA

11: Ode to Ben and J. Lo by Jack Wilson

CRAP I FORGOT TO ENTER ONE AGAIN UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I guess I wouldve netred

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel114.shtml
Ode to Ben and J.Lo


Since my other O's bvoth Outdated versions dont have really high votes,liek I think they should

I guess I wouldve netred

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel114.shtml
Ode to Ben and J.Lo


Since my other O's bvoth Outdated versions dont have really high votes,liek I think they should


I'll enter it, Jack. My fault for posting the voting thread a few hours early.

I'll enter it, Jack. My fault for posting the voting thread a few hours early.
Thanks! Thats fine

Ill enter Outdated some other time. Maybe in a first parodies contest


HEY!!!! That gave me an IDEA!

Getting my votes in early this time.  :o

5 points to #6: Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee... by Stuart McArthur
4 points to #3: Ole! Another Bullfight by Kristof Robertson
3 points to #9: Ode To Judge Greer And Jebya by Michael McVey
2 points to #7: Ode To Zombies by The Charnstar
1 point to  #10: O Santa Claus by Agrimorfee

5pts=Matthias
4pts=Red Ant
3pts=Kristof
2pts=Charnstar
1pt=Johnny D

1st place..5 points--- "Opera Hater" by Johnny D
2nd place..4 points--- "Oompa Loompa Riot" by Matthias
3rd place...3 points--- "One More OS (Left To Do)" by the_conqueror_of_parodies
4th place...2 points--- "Ole! Another Bullfight" by Kristof Robertson
5th place...1 point--- "Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee..." by Stuart McArthur

Honorable mention: "Overplayed" by Red Ant

MM

my votes are :-

1 point -  Agrimorfee

2 points-Johnny D

3 points-the_conqueror_of_parodies

4 points-Matthias

5 points-Stuart McArthur

5pts=Matthias
4pts=Red Ant
3pts=Kristof
2pts=Charnstar
1pt=Johnny D


Thanks Aggy!!!

Thank you to tomario and michael who voted for me (at least I get votes this time!). And now...

1 point to Agri
2 points to Matthias
3 points to Charnstar
4 points to Kristof
5 points to Red Ant

Well done everyone!

5 points.............1: Oompa Loompa Riot                by Matthias
4 points.............3: Ole! Another Bullfight              by Kristof Robertson
3 points.............9: Ode To Judge Greer And Jebya by Michael McVey
2 points.............10: O Santa Claus                        by Agrimorfee
1 point...............5: One More OS (Left To Do)      by the_conqueror_of_parodies

5 Points To: Charnster, Barnster, Farnster TONIGHT!!!!
4 Points To: Agrimorfee's Santa Claus with the most annoying OS ever created
3 Points To: Red Ant's Overplayedness
2 Points To: *Yawn* Johnny D's *Yawn* Boredom at the Opera
1 Point To: Stuart who enjoys "playing" with dolls

Votes? Did someone say votes?
Here 'tis:

5 pts: Stu's unnatural desires
4 pts: Matthias' midget marathon
3 pts: Red Ant's song sung blue
2 pts: Agri's avant-yuletide
1 pt: Charnstar's ode to undeadness

5 pts- Matthias Wonka and the Oompa Loompa Riot Factory
4 pts Stu's Shrimp on a Barbie doll
3 pts Ole! Kristof's Bullfight
2 pts Dawn of the Charnstar
1 pt Overplay-Red


Honorable mentions to Agri and Bobpie

1 point to One More OS Left To Do - COP
2 points to O Santa Claus - Agrimorfee
3 points to Overplayed - Red Ant
4 points to Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee - Stuart McArthur

AND THE FIVER GOES TO THE ONE THE ONLY...

OOMPA LOOMPA RIOT - MATTHIAS
Only one word to say and that is.. HOLY CARP!... I MEAN SERIOUSLY... HOLY CARP!... HOW THE HELL?!

Special... credit.. or something... what are those thingies called? Ummm... HONARABLE MENTION! THAT'S IT....


Honarable mention to Kristof... Sorry.. Scissors, Paper, Rocking it is the only answer...

5 Points To: Charnster, Barnster, Farnster TONIGHT!!!!
4 Points To: Agrimorfee's Santa Claus with the most annoying OS ever created
3 Points To: Red Ant's Overplayedness
2 Points To: *Yawn* Johnny D's *Yawn* Boredom at the Opera
1 Point To: Stuart who enjoys "playing" with dolls


HOLY CARP! THANKS MON! I really didn't see that coming

I haven't done the math yet, but I still want to give an early thanks for all those 1s and 2s (and Matthias, 4!) you guys are giving on O Santa Claus...this is one of the strangest parodies in my arsenal, and I am happy that folks are open-minded enough to appreciate it.  8)

I haven't done the math yet, but I still want to give an early thanks for all those 1s and 2s (and Matthias, 4!) you guys are giving on O Santa Claus...this is one of the strangest parodies in my arsenal, and I am happy that folks are open-minded enough to appreciate it.  8)


It's still one of the most annoying/ worst original songs ever created by mankind, or in this instance, womankind
But you're welcome

It's still one of the most annoying/ worst original songs ever created by mankind, or in this instance, womankind
But you're welcome


I can barely listen to it myself. The repetitive "hahahahahaha" just racks my nerves (I can't listen to the pulsating music of Philip Glass or Steve Reich for much the same reason). I actually wrote O Santa Claus from a lyric sheet I got in my college arts apprecation course back in the 90s!

5 points for #3: Ole! Another Bullfight by Kristof Robertson
4 points for #6: Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee... by Stuart McArthur
3 points for #2: Overplayed by Red Ant
2 points for #1: Oompa Loompa Riot by Matthias
1 point  for #10: O Santa Claus by Agrimorfee

Results for the big O round are:

1st place with 36 points: "Oompa Loompa" by Matthias
2nd place with 29 points: "Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee..." by Stuart McArthur
3rd place with 25 points: " Ole! Another Bullfight" by Kristof Robertson

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Red Ant - 22
The Charnstar - 16
Agrimorfee - 14
Johnny D - 10
the_conqueror_of_parodies - 9
Michael McVey - 6
Tomario and Jack Wilson - onorable mentions!

No DQs this round. Congratualtions to Matthias, Stu, and Kristof.

WHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST TIME, I'VE GOT FIRST PLACE, IN ANYTHING (SINCE THE DECATHALON) EVER!!!!!!!
-calms down-

I would like to thank all of you who've voted for me, and I'd like to extend my congratulations to Stuart, and Kristof

There was no doubt in my mind that yours would be the weiner, er, winner, Matthias! 8)

That parody was one of those singular classic moments, akin to a pitcher's proud no-hit baseball game.

Results for the big O round are:

1st place with 36 points: "Oompa Loompa" by Matthias
2nd place with 29 points: "Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee..." by Stuart McArthur
3rd place with 25 points: " Ole! Another Bullfight" by Kristof Robertson

******************

Red Ant - 22
The Charnstar - 16
Agrimorfee - 14
Johnny D - 10
the_conqueror_of_parodies - 9
Michael McVey - 6
Tomario and Jack Wilson - onorable mentions!

No DQs this round. Congratualtions to Matthias, Stu, and Kristof.


Congratulations to Matthias, Stu, and Kristof!

Hey! I got points this time around! That's a first...in the ABC's, I mean.

Whoa, congrats Matthias! (long overdue)  and well done Kristof

I know (and apologise to those offended) that I pushed the boundaries with my little effort, so I'm very proud to take the silver!

:)