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Subject: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 11/17/06 at 8:10 am
http://www.jumbojoke.com/images/redneckxmas.jpg
With the great outcome, and excitement from various Amirighters...
I have finally came to my dissension on how to create a "White Trash Story 2"
Since Christmas is upon us, and holiday tunes will soon be released it's that time of year again when we're all dreaming of a White Trash Christmas
So the White Trash Album 2 will contain all of your favorite Christmas Carols from "Grandma Got Runover By A Reigndeer", or "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch", or "What Child Is This", or.... whatever, just make sure that the OS is a Christmas song
The Title Pending For This Project will either be "A Yokel Yuletide", or "Throw Another Yule Hog On The Fire: A White Trash Christmas"
It's your choice...
Just to recall the previous characters from The White Trash Story, here they are...
Characters
1. Bubba McCoy: Main character
2. Justin McCoy: Brother of Bubba
3. Jill aka Dil: Bubba
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 11/17/06 at 11:10 am
Will get in on this as time and brain permits.... 8)
(no matter what happens, just give me credit for the Yule Hog title and I will be happy... ;))
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 11/17/06 at 12:54 pm
Here's ones that I already have written that will fit the holiday spirit...
Honky Tonky Christmas: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmas8.shtml
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 11/17/06 at 1:08 pm
Anybody up for doing a parody of Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song"? That would be a fun one to read.... ;D
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 11/17/06 at 1:34 pm
That would be extremely difficult, as Adam Sandler has used most (if not all) words and phrases that rhyme with "Hannukah" in his 4 different versions of the tune. :D
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 11/17/06 at 9:04 pm
Just some ideas to throw out there......
1. "Do They Know It's Not Moonshine" to "Do They Know It's Christmastime" by Band-Aid
2. "So Blitzed On Christmas" to "Happy Christmas (The War Is Over)" by John Lennon
3. "O Come On Ye Faith Hill" to "O Come All Ye Faithful"
4. "Mobile Home For Christmas" to "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
5. "The Christmas Booze" to "The Christmas Shoes" by Newsong
6. "Busty The Blow Bitch" to "Frosty The Snow Man"
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Jack Wilson on 11/18/06 at 6:53 pm
Just some ideas to throw out there......
1. "Do They Know It's Not Moonshine" to "Do They Know It's Christmastime" by Band-Aid
2. "So Blitzed On Christmas" to "Happy Christmas (The War Is Over)" by John Lennon
3. "O Come On Ye Faith Hill" to "O Come All Ye Faithful"
4. "Mobile Home For Christmas" to "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
5. "The Christmas Booze" to "The Christmas Shoes" by Newsong
6. "Busty The Blow Bitch" to "Frosty The Snow Man"
LOL I love those
Some more
Carol of the Booze parody of "Carol of the Balls"
Wakin IN a Drunken Stupor,Man parody of "Winter Wonderland"
Who's Child Is This? parody of "What Child Is This"
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 11/18/06 at 7:25 pm
LOL I love those
Some more
Carol of the Booze parody of "Carol of the Balls"
Wakin IN a Drunken Stupor,Man parody of "Winter Wonderland"
Who's Child Is This? parody of "What Child Is This"
Carol of the Balls??? That sounds like one right there
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Jack Wilson on 11/19/06 at 12:25 am
Carol of the Balls??? That sound be one right there
LOL oops i meant BELLS.
Musta had my OTHER idea in my head while writing that
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Jack Wilson on 11/19/06 at 12:43 am
12 Days of a White Trash Christmas?
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: PMS on 11/19/06 at 1:40 pm
I call "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" I have some plans for that one. :D
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 11/20/06 at 9:32 am
Good King Wenceslas is mine...'twill be a jolly anthem to "Mother Nature's Ass". :D
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 11/20/06 at 9:35 am
12 Days of a White Trash Christmas?
That may be difficult to do without copying Jeff Foxworthy's 12 Redneck Days of Christmas. Here's the lyric...can anyone make it "white trashier"? ;)
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 11/20/06 at 9:43 am
LOL I love those
Who's Child Is This? parody of "What Child Is This"
On the South Park Christmas album (Mr. Hanky's Christmas Classics), Chef does kind of the same thing:
Baby, you know there's a lot of love between us
Sometimes that love goes bad
But other times its so right!
Yeah, I know we've been through some rough waters
But most of the time our thing is off the hook!
I just want to know one thing...
What child is this
You've laid to rest
At my feet
This is not the time.
I know that I'm not responsible
It's white so it cannot be mine.
No, this, this is Christ the King.
With a feeling of relief
I cannot sing.
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Mmmmm, Son of Mary!
(Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby!
(Mary)
So, bring him incense, gold, and myrrh
Come peasant king to own Him.
The King of kings, salvation brings,
Let loving hearts enthrone Him.
Raise, raise the song on high
The Virgin sings her lullaby.
Joy, joy, for Christ is born
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Son of Mary
(Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby
(Little bitty baby, yeah)
I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log
I'm gonna gonna love you right.
Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls
And silent your night!
You'll hear the herald angels sing
When I'm sliding off your bra.
I just can't wait to jingle your bells
And fa la la your la!
(Fa la la your la)
This, this is Christmas Day
A time for lovers to celebrate.
I'm gonna ding dong you merrily on high
Because this is the season for giving!
(Give it to me baby, give it to me baby)
...Season for giving
(Season for giving, give me love!)
...Season for living
(Season for living, give me love!)
...Season for giving
(Season for giving)
...Giving you love
(Give me love!)
...Giving you good love
(Season for good love!)
...Whole lotta love
(Give me love!)
...Making love
(Season for giving)
...By the fire
(Give me love!)
...Whole lotta love
(Season for good love)
...By the fire
(Give me love!)
...Don't need no mistletoe
(Season for giving)
...You've got toes
(Give me love!)
...Whole lotta loving
(Season for good love!)
...Love
(Give me love!)
...Jingle bells
(Season for giving, give me love!
...Fa la la your la.
(Season for good love, give me love!)
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 11/30/06 at 3:14 pm
Bumping this to get the motivation going...
I promise that I'll start working on Good King Whatzhisface this weekend, Matthias. And maybe another twisted traditional tune to add to that, too. :o
We need more people in this....Where's Spaff? Red Ant? wannabemustang? Mr. Barry, Johnny D? Let's have the ladies Arwen or Cat join in, too-- the redneck lifestyle ain't just a guy thing! See parodies submitted by author 'White Trash Story' if you want some inspiration!
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 11/30/06 at 3:51 pm
Here's another parody from the ole' collection: "Baby, There's Mold Inside"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bobbycaldwellandvanessawilliams0.shtml
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 12/04/06 at 3:00 pm
I think everybody used up their redneck jokes in the "White Trash Album", and even I can't think of any..... so this even is..
CANCLED!!!!! (Sorry Agrimorfee, make sure that you submit for the Amiright Art Show)
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Jack Wilson on 12/04/06 at 5:34 pm
I think everybody used up their redneck jokes in the "White Trash Album", and even I can't think of any..... so this even is..
CANCLED!!!!! (Sorry Agrimorfee, make sure that you submit for the Amiright Art Show)
Dang! I had some ideas too...
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 12/04/06 at 5:47 pm
Geez, now you tell me,,,just when I came over here to print out the cast of characters. :\'(
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 12/04/06 at 8:01 pm
Okay fine, fine, fine....... It will be solely Me, Jack, and Agrimorfee working on this project, I don't want to daper your holiday spirits
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 12/06/06 at 9:34 am
"Christmas At Mother Nature's Ass" and "We Wish You a White Trash Christmas" are coming down the submissions septic tank pipe as we speak!
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 12/07/06 at 9:30 am
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1231.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1232.shtml
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 12/08/06 at 7:08 pm
Here's yet another one..... I sure wish people would stop by and write something, but Ho Ho Ho well, what can you do?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/anim-jjd.gif
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/natkingcole74.shtml
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 12/08/06 at 7:13 pm
Oh, and I came up with a zany idea...
I'm making this like a Telethon type of thing, where the dramatic duo Paul and George are introducing the album on PBS (Pure Bull-Sh*t) and selling it so they can get money to create the sequal to White Trash Story, which will be called "Abbey Road Rage"
(Which I may or may not write)
So this isn't really going to have a script to it, like White Trash Story did, however it's not just going to be an album either
So anybody who already has "White Trash" related parodies feel free to submit them
Right now I'm eyeing Red Ant's "Rodalf the Inbred Reindeer" AND Kristof Robertson's "Santa Claus Won't Come To Our Town"
Feel free to submit those two guys!!!
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 12/11/06 at 12:53 pm
I agree that a storyline is not necessary, M. Just keep 'em rolling in....operators are standing by.
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 12/13/06 at 10:29 am
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1259.shtml
Sequal to Cledus T. Judd's "First Redneck On The Internet"
"I Saw Mom While Surfing Internet"
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: agrimorfee on 12/14/06 at 10:27 am
The Mother Nature's Ass Community Choir will make a repeat appearance (hopefully) 12/15... ;)
EDIT: Scum Bum Christmas http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/drseussalberthague0.shtml
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Jack Wilson on 12/15/06 at 4:41 pm
Mobile Home For Christmas
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1271.shtml
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 12/22/06 at 12:12 pm
"Candy The Crack Whore"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/burlives13.shtml
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Matthias on 01/02/07 at 2:21 am
I shall work on creating the album tomorrow, and it shall be submitted and ready for showing on Wednesday or Thursday
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Jack Wilson on 01/02/07 at 8:01 am
Oh yeah and Walkin in a Drunken Stupor Man
Subject: Re: A Yokel Yuletide
Written By: Jack Wilson on 01/02/07 at 8:02 am
Oh yeah and Walkin in a Drunken Stupor Man
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1283.shtml