Welcome to the
ABC3 (J)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(J) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday November 8th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........


1.  Red Ant
Journey Past Reality (Numb Your Mind)

2.  Agrimorfee
JamesKurtJoyceCobain #1: L. Bloom
          DKTOS? see/hear Nirvana's original video at Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2F7Qd6envA
          DK who is Leopold Bloom? Read the simple Wiki entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Bloom

3.  meow78223
Johnny
           Read and listen here: http://www.jerrychesnut.net/johnny.html

4.  Jeff Reuben
Johnny Won't Leave The Bar

5.  Matthias
Jackass

6. The Charnstar
Journey Of A Trick Or Treater

7.  Rick Cormier
Jolie, She's Enraptured Me

8.  Johnny D
Journey To King Neptune's Mighty Brine
          Here is a temporarily-available free MP3 of the OS:
          (note: there is an instrumental intro before the singing starts)
          Journey To The Center of The Mind, by Ted Nugent & The Amboy Dukes

9.  Kristof Robertson
Jim Beam Retriever
               
10.  Jack Wilson
Janet's Boob

Welcome to the
ABC3 (J)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(J) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday November 8th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........


1.  Red Ant
Journey Past Reality (Numb Your Mind)

2.  Agrimorfee
JamesKurtJoyceCobain #1: L. Bloom
          DKTOS? see/hear Nirvana's original video at Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2F7Qd6envA
          DK who is Leopold Bloom? Read the simple Wiki entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Bloom

3.  meow78223
Johnny
           Read and listen here: http://www.jerrychesnut.net/johnny.html

4.  Jeff Reuben
Johnny Won't Leave The Bar

5.  Matthias
Jackass

6. The Charnstar
Journey Of A Trick Or Treater

7.  Rick Cormier
Jolie, She's Enraptured Me

8.  Johnny D
Journey To King Neptune's Mighty Brine

9.  Kristof Robertson
Jim Beam Retriever
               
10.  Jack Wilson
Janet's Boob






Before y'all judge my entry, give me a bit of time to post a link to an MP3 of the OS -- will have it online shortly, thanks!

Here is a temporarily-available free MP3 of the OS:

(note: there is an instrumental intro before the singing starts)

Journey To The Center of The Mind, by Ted Nugent & The Amboy Dukes

5pts=Red Ant's journey
4pts=Charnstar's journey
3pts=Johnny D's journey
2pts=Rick C.'s conquest
1pt=Kristof's retriever

Attention! Don't forget to make your votes! ???

5 Points To: Red Beatle, I mean Ant
4 Points To: That Flamming "Queen" Rick Cormier
3 Points To: Meat Charn-ster
2 Points To: The Johnny D-ukes
1 Point To: The Kristofees

1 point to Johnny's god
2 points to Kristof's dog
3 points to Agrimorfee's od...yssey
4 points to Rick's dream
AND THE BIG FIVE GOES TO...... dot.... dot.... dot....

RED ANT'S TRIP!

5 points to Stu's, Red Ant's, every other straight man's Rick's Queen
4 points to Kristof's Suds and Buds Mackenzie
3 points to The Charnstar's Hallomeat-loaf
2 pionts to Agrimorfee's Nirvana Bloom
1 point to Michael McVey's Jonny owned The Boss

Thanks Charnstar, Matthias, and Agrimorfee!

5 ponits to Kristof's beer dog
4 points to Rick's erapturation
3 ponits to Charnstar's journey
2 points ot Matthias's Jackass
1 ponit to Red Ant's LSC

1st place(5) --  Kristof Robertson, "Jim Beam Retriever"
2nd place(4) --  Jeff Reuben, "Johnny Won't Leave The Bar"
3rd place(3) --  The Charnstar, "Journey Of A Trick Or Treater"
4th place(2) --  Johnny D, "Journey To King Neptune's Mighty Brine"
5th place(1) --  Matthias, "Jackass"

MM

5 points...Red Ant
4 points...Kristof
3 points...Johnny D
2 points...Jeff Reuben
1 point....Agrimorfee

Bloody nightmare! With my home PC out of action, and the office internet slower than a Dubya thought process, I nearly didn't make it:

here are my 5:

5 pts: Rick
4 pts: Charnstar
3 pts: Matthias
2 pts: Red Ant
1 pt: Agri

5 points for #10.  Jack Wilson Janet's Boob
4 points for #7.  Rick Cormier Jolie, She's Enraptured Me
3 points for #5.  Matthias Jackass
2 points for #9.  Kristof Robertson Jim Beam Retriever
1 point for #2.  Agrimorfee JamesKurtJoyceCobain #1: L. Bloom

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:pSIwKgjyCmeUnM:http://contanatura-hemeroteca.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/megaphone.jpg


calling Jeff Reuben!!

only 1 hour and 30 minutes (ish) to go Jeff!

and the results are

1st place with 28 points..................Rick Cormier
2nd place with 27 points.................Red Ant
3rd place with 24 points..................Kristof Robertson


then

The Charnstar..................20
Johnny D........................11
Matthias..........................9
Agrimorfee......................8
Jack Wilson.....................5
Jeff Reuben....................2
meow78223....................1


Jeff didn't front up in time, so it's out of the K-round for you, mate - don't feel bad :\'(
(dincha hear me yelling for you???)


congrats to Rick (classic parody) and Red Ant (pipped at the post) and Kristof

see you in the Ks

Congratulations to Rick and Kristof! I thank everyone who voted for me, too.

Congratulations to Rick and Kristof! I thank everyone who voted for me, too.




Big thumbs up and congrats to Rick and Jack for their outstanding Js. Let's analyse the medal winners for this letter:

Gold: Outstanding syllable matching gigglefest to Queen's most theatrical moment

Silver: Stream of consciousness brilliance to the Beatles' most inpenetrable psych-out

Bronze: A song about a dog that fetches booze to...The Monkees? How did I even get a 3rd?   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/conf.gif

Whoa, so close! ( i hope Jeff R is ok ???)

I thought for sure Red Ant was going to run away with it.

Thanks for the points, folks...I'm glad to have entertained you with a tip of the bowler hat to Jimmy..er Kurt. ;)

I don't have a good excuse, just a rough week.  I apologize to everyone for missing the voting deadline.  I've voted and left comments on all the songs in the round.  For the record, here are what my votes would have been:

5 pts:  Rick C
4 pts:  Kristof
3 pts:  Matthias
2 pts:  Red Ant
1 pt:  Charnstar

I don't have a good excuse, just a rough week.  I apologize to everyone for missing the voting deadline.  I've voted and left comments on all the songs in the round.  For the record, here are what my votes would have been:

5 pts:  Rick C
4 pts:  Kristof
3 pts:  Matthias
2 pts:  Red Ant
1 pt:  Charnstar
Thanks for the vote and comment anyway Jeff, even if they don't count. I understand about rough weeks. I've had a few of those lately. Thanks to everyone else and, congratulations to Red Ant and Kristof!  :) :) :)

I don't have a good excuse, just a rough week.  I apologize to everyone for missing the voting deadline.  I've voted and left comments on all the songs in the round.  For the record, here are what my votes would have been:



yes, nicely done, Jeff :)

HOLY CRAP! I CAME FIRST OUT OF THE LOSERS! I LOVE THIS GAME! Thankyou all for your votes and comments and stuffs. Congrats to  Rick,  Red Ant and Kristof.

HOLY CRAP! I CAME FIRST OUT OF THE LOSERS! I LOVE THIS GAME! Thankyou all for your votes and comments and stuffs. Congrats to  Rick,  Red Ant and Kristof.


Who are you calling losers? We perfer ABC-J Roundly Challanged

and the results are

1st place with 28 points..................Rick Cormier
2nd place with 27 points.................Red Ant
3rd place with 24 points..................Kristof Robertson


then

The Charnstar..................20
Johnny D........................11
Matthias..........................9
Agrimorfee......................8
Jack Wilson.....................5
Jeff Reuben....................2
meow78223....................1


Jeff didn't front up in time, so it's out of the K-round for you, mate - don't feel bad :\'(
(dincha hear me yelling for you???)


congrats to Rick (classic parody) and Red Ant (pipped at the post) and Kristof

see you in the Ks






Congratulations to Rick, Red Ant, and Kristof!