Welcome to the
ABC3 (H)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(H) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday October 11th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........


1.  Red Ant
Hide Like A Weasel

2.  Matthias
Happy Holidays (Now Leave Me Alone Until Next Year)

3.  Agrimorfee
Hilarious

4.  meow7822
Half Past Nine

5.  Scathe
The Hokey Money Song

6. Kristof Robertson
Hookers At My Front Door

         Kristof's recording here


7.  Stu McArthur
(Hey Wow, Hey Whoa) Talk Like A Beautician

8.  Jeff Reuben
Help The Pirates Screw The Songs Of Acts Indecent

9.  Johnny D
Heinous Joys Your Man's Desiring

         Click here to hear a temporarily-available MP3 of Johann Sebastian Bach's "Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring"

Stu, old mate........I hate to be a pain in the 'arris, but could you add a link to my recording of "Hookers"?

Here 'tis.......

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=605496

Cheers, dude.

Modified entry (a minute later): Um, I see you've already done it. Thanks, mate. You cool: me doofus.

Heil to the hilarity!

5pts=Johnny D
4pts=Scathe
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Kristof
1pt=Stu

5 points for #5.  Scathe The Hokey Money Song
4 points for #8.  Jeff Reuben Help The Pirates Screw The Songs Of Acts Indecent
3 points for #6.  Kristof Robertson Hookers At My Front Door
2 points for #7.  Stu McArthur (Hey Wow, Hey Whoa) Talk Like A Beautician
1 point for #4.  meow7822 Half Past Nine

1st place (5) --  Scathe's "The Hokey Money Song"
2nd place (4) -- Kristof Robertson's "Hookers At My Front Door"
3rd place (3) -- Agrimorfee's "Hilarious"
4th place (2) -- Jeff Reuben's "Help The Pirates Screw The Songs Of Acts Indecent
5th place (1) -- Johnny D's "Heinous Joys Your Man's Desiring"

Honorable mention: Stu's "Talk Like a Beautician".

MM

5 points...........6.  Kristof Robertson  Hookers At My Front Door
4 points...........5.  Scathe              The Hokey Money Song
3 points...........8.  Jeff Reuben      Help The Pirates Screw The Songs Of Acts Indecent
2 points...........1.  Red Ant            Hide Like A Weasel
1 point............9.  Johnny D          Heinous Joys Your Man's Desiring

Hell of a round. Here we go.

5 points to #7, Stu
4 points to #6. Kristof
3 points to #5, Scathe
2 points to #2, Matthias
1 point to #9, Johnny D

Honorable mentions to MM, Agrimorfee, and Jeff.

Wonderful round, with a lot of variety:

5 points: Johnny D's wishlist
4 points: Agri's pranktastic parody
3 points: Stu's like...um..rully cooool song, man!
2 points: Scathe's felonous farce
1 point: Red Ant's feathered friend fatalities

5 Points To: Scathe
4 Points To: Stuart
3 Points To: Kristof
2 Points To: Agrimorfee
1 Point To: Jeff Rueben

calling Scathe and Jeff......

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Yk0dAytHiSneIM:http://www.ourappraisal.com


(particularly Scathe - this is the last comp you'd want your votes erased from - given your current standing ;))

1 point for Stu MacArthur

2 points for Kristof Robertson

3 points for meow7822

4 points for Red Ant

5 points for Agrimorfee

Okay, here we go:

5 pts:  Agrimorfee
4 pts:  Stu McArthur
3 pts:  Kristof Robertson
2 pts:  Red Ant
1 pt:  Matthias

Gold Medal goes to          Scathe.....28 points
Silver Medal goes to          Kristof......26 points
Bronze Medal goes to      Stu.........20 points

then - 

Agrimorfee...........19 points
Johnny D..............13 points
Jeff Reuben..........10 points
Red Ant................9 points
Matthias................6 points
Mike McVey...........4 points 

congrats to Scathe (woo hoo) and Kristof (woot woot)

good luck for the big "I" round 
(is it just me or does everyone have twice as many "I" parodies as any other letter?? :-\\)

Congrats to Scathe, Kristof, and Stu!


(is it just me or does everyone have twice as many "I" parodies as any other letter?? :-\\)


I've got 5 letters with more entries than I.

I try to restrain myself from using "I" in any of my parodies, which probably wasn't a good idea, because now I only have my newbie stuff to play around with....  :-[

Yay for Scathe, Kristof & Stu. Well played! 8)

(Jeff & Scathe, thanks for the deadline 5pts!)

:o :o :o :o :o :o

Well this is a first in more ways than one.  I've never gotten first place in an ABC or SOTM comp before.  Congrats to Kristof and Stu, and thanks to everyone who voted.

:o :o :o :o :o :o

Well this is a first in more ways than one.  I've never gotten first place in an ABC or SOTM comp before.  Congrats to Kristof and Stu, and thanks to everyone who voted.


Congrats to Scathe for his first top podium, and to the ever-reliable Mr McArthur. Thanks to everyone who supported my hookers (submit your gag here................................)  :D

Gold Medal goes to          Scathe.....28 points
Silver Medal goes to          Kristof......26 points
Bronze Medal goes to       Stu.........20 points

then - 

Agrimorfee...........19 points
Johnny D..............13 points
Jeff Reuben..........10 points
Red Ant................9 points
Matthias................6 points
Mike McVey...........4 points 

congrats to Scathe (woo hoo) and Kristof (woot woot)

good luck for the big "I" round 
(is it just me or does everyone have twice as many "I" parodies as any other letter?? :-\\)







Scathe, Kristof, and Stu --- congratulations and well done!  :)

(submit your gag here................................)  :D


Ok....http://er3.com/gag/ballgags.jpg  :D