Welcome to the
ABC3 (F)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(E) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday, September 13th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........

1: The Four Streakers by Red Ant

DKTOS? A cover version of the original is here.

2: Funky R.D. by Agrimorfee

See/hear Prince's "Sexy M.F."--this is the censored version, kids
http://music.yahoo.com/vid-2146118-Sexy-MF (click on "Play It Now!"--this is the censored version, kids)

3: Flora's Thong's A Crime by Rick Cormier

4: Find Me A Cell Phone Plan by Jeff Reuben

5: FCUK by Kristof Robertson

6: From BALCO With Love by Max Power

7: Flat by Cat

8: Firecrackers by Josh 2

dktos? - http://youtube.com/watch?v=VydpARcI-8k

9: Frat Play by Matthias

10: Film Cliche Fan Rhapsody by Stuart McArthur

11: From Dubya With Love by Michael McVey

12: Fry That Funky Chicken by Johnny D

Click here to hear the first and third verses of the OS (second verse was omitted from this recording)

Now, I have some tough decisions to make. Well, here goes:

1st place: Cat's "Flat"
2nd place: Rick's "Flora's Thong's a Crime"
3rd place: KR's "FCUK"
4th place: Johnny D's "Fry That Funky Chicken"
5th place: Matthias' "Frat Play"

MM

5pts=Rick C.
4pts=Cat
3pts=Kristof
2pts=Jeff
1pt=Stu

8)

5 points to #7: Flat by Cat
4 points to #10: Film Cliche Fan Rhapsody by Stuart McArthur
3 points to #9: Frat Play by Matthias
2 points to #3: Flora's Thong's A Crime by Rick Cormier
1 point to #5: FCUK by Kristof Robertson

5 Points To: Rick C
4 Points To: Johnny D
3 Points To: Stuart M
2 Points To: Cat _
1 Point To: Kristof R

5 pts - Damon's KFC

4 pts - Flat chested Kitty

3 pts - Red Ant streaking

2 pts - MacArthur's oscar winning films

1 pts - KR's f word

C'mon people you have ONE DAY!

5pts:  Rick Cormier
4pts:  Cat
3pts:  Stu McArthur
2pts:  Matthias
1pt:  Kristof Robertson

(sorry I didn't get to this earlier, I've got a lot of school/cross country stuff! :() Anyway...

5 Points to Rick Cormier
4 Points to Kristof Robertson
3 Points to Johnny D
2 Points to Agrimorfee
1 Point to Matthias

Sorry for the delay but, I haven't been near a computer for a week.

5 points

5 points for #10: Film Cliche Fan Rhapsody by Stuart McArthur
4 points for #7: Flat by Cat
3 points for #3: Flora's Thong's A Crime by Rick Cormier
2 points for #5: FCUK by Kristof Robertson
1 point for #2: Funky R.D. by Agrimorfee

Remember the rules, as...(clearly ::))...stated above - voting deadline is midnight Wednesday (ie. end of Wednesday AMIRIGHT time) (ie. NOT Wyoming  ::) or any other inhabitable place's time!)


5 points................5: FCUK by Kristof Robertson
4 points................3: Flora's Thong's A Crime by Rick Cormier
3 points..............12: Fry That Funky Chicken by Johnny D
2 points................7: Flat by Cat
1 point................11: From Dubya With Love by Michael McVey

5 points: Rick's thong song
4 points: Matthias' frat-ernisation
3 points: Stu's filmic farce
2 points: Cat's great plains
1 point: JD's fowl fun

5 pts - Damon's KFC

4 pts - Flat chested Kitty

3 pts - Red Ant streaking

2 pts - MacArthur's oscar winning films

1 pts - KR's f word


Did I miss something, Max? Who's Damon????

It's supposed to be Johhny D... That's the only song about chicken in the list

Here are the results for the F round:

1st place with 38 points: Flora's Thong's A Crime by Rick Cormier
2nd place with 34 points: Flat by Cat
3rd place with 25 points: Film Cliche Fan Rhapsody by Stuart McArthur

and the rest:

Kristof Robertson 24
Johnny D 23
Matthias 12
Agrimorfee 3
Red Ant 3
Jeff Reuben 2
Michael McVey 1

Josh 2 missed the deadline and forfeits his zero points.

Congratulations to Rick, Cat, and Stu. Fantastic freakin works!

I'm proud to come third to Cat and Rick's self-deprecating and Flora-deprecating masterpieces.  Congrats you two.

See y'all in the G's  (not Flora though I hope :o)

Congrats to Rickster, Catster and Stuster on a brilliant F round....(1 point between me and Stu; arrrggghhhh!)

Thanks again for the comments and votes. Congratulations to the Flat Cat and the Pretentious? A Moi? Man. :) :) :)

Congrats to our Top 3!  8)

Thanks for the 3 pts, everyone!. :)

Congrats to:

Frick F
Fuart
And...
Fat

Here are the results for the F round:

1st place with 38 points: Flora's Thong's A Crime by Rick Cormier
2nd place with 34 points: Flat by Cat
3rd place with 25 points: Film Cliche Fan Rhapsody by Stuart McArthur

and the rest:

Kristof Robertson 24
Johnny D 23
Matthias 12
Agrimorfee 3
Red Ant 3
Jeff Reuben 2
Michael McVey 1

Josh 2 missed the deadline and forfeits his zero points.

Congratulations to Rick, Cat, and Stu. Fantastic freakin works!



Congratulations to Rick & Cat & Stu !

And thanks to everybody who contributed to my 23 votes ... ahhh, 23, one of my favorite numbers, as all you AmIRight Old-Timers know ...  ;)   ;D

What the hell? I voted for this.

What the hell? I voted for this.


There doesn't seem to be a post with your votes on this thread, Josh.  ???

I have no idea what happened, ubt i defo rememeber voting, i think my browser failed after i clicked post

Thanks everyone! Congrats to Rick and Stu as well!

And Matthias...Fat?!? I resent that! (in real life, I am SUCH a twig. I'd only be fat in a parallel universe, that's how skinny I am.)

There doesn't seem to be a post with your votes on this thread, Josh.  ???


Nor does there seem to be any comments from you on the F round entries, Josh. A most peculiar browser failure....  ??? ???

Well, there wasn't enough high votes for Frat Play for you to call me Fatthias, Cat

Just checked and it was my own fault. I voted for the Decathlon, and somehow thought I had voted for this. My bad