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Subject: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Red Ant on 07/19/06 at 11:26 pm
Welcome to the
ABC3 (C)
Voting Thread
Voting deadline for ABC3(A) is midnight (amiright time) Wednesday August 2nd
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions
Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:
1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point
or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r (p=points, r=rank)
RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...
1. Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
2. If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
Your late votes will still not count though
(if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)
And the entries are.........
1: Chesty by Matthias
2: Can't Fight This Feline by Scathe
3: Come Down! by Red Ant
4: Collision Man by Johnny D
5: Cheap, Turd-Riddled Parodies by Rick Cormier
DKTOS? It's available here for a while:
http://www.putfile.com/ricloose
6: Country Club Of Tattered Greens by Jeff Reuben
7: The Cells Are Alive - with Mid-Eighties Music by Stuart McArthur
8: Conquistador by Adagio
MIDI here
9: Chronic Hiccups by Agrimorfee
Hear the OS "Island In the Sun" while watching the video here (scroll down, Windows Media Player required)
Read the lyrics here
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Rick Cormier on 07/23/06 at 11:18 am
Jack, I put a link to the OS in the entry thread. Would you do me a favor and link it to the voting thread as well? I'm not so sure a lot of people know the OS. Thanks in advance,
Rick
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Johnny_D on 07/23/06 at 12:05 pm
5 points for #8: Conquistador by Adagio
4 points for #2: Can't Fight This Feline by Scathe
3 points for #5: Cheap, Turd-Riddled Parodies by Rick Cormier
2 points for #6: Country Club Of Tattered Greens by Jeff Reuben
1 point for #3: Come Down! by Red Ant
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: adagio on 07/23/06 at 12:27 pm
Thanks for the vote, Johnny!!
;D Every one of the parodies was funny this time!! ;D
5 points to Red Ant #3 Come Down!
4 points to Johnny #4 Collision Man
3 points to Stuart McArthur #7 The Cells Are Alive - with Mid-Eighties Music
2 points to Scathe #2 Can't Fight This Feline
1 point to Jeff #6 Country Club Of Tattered Greens
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Red Ant on 07/23/06 at 1:38 pm
Jack, I put a link to the OS in the entry thread. Would you do me a favor and link it to the voting thread as well? I'm not so sure a lot of people know the OS. Thanks in advance,
Rick
Oops! I overlooked the link you provided. It's up now.
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Rick Cormier on 07/24/06 at 3:43 am
Oops! I overlooked the link you provided. It's up now.
Thank you, Mister Ant.
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 07/31/06 at 11:38 pm
5 points.............4: Collision Man by Johnny D
4 points.............3: Come Down! by Red Ant
3 points.............6: Country Club Of Tattered Greens by Jeff Reuben
2 points.............8: Conquistador by Adagio
1 point..............2: Can't Fight This Feline by Scathe
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Red Ant on 08/01/06 at 12:45 am
First, apologies for the few DKTOSs this round; my Internet connection has been horribly slow the past few days, so d/l songs has been impossible. Everyone this round got 555s from me, and here are my votes:
5 points to #1 Chesty by Matthias
4 points to #6 Country Club Of Tattered Greens by Jeff Reuben
3 points to #8 Conquistador by Adagio
2 points to #4 Collision Man by Johnny D
1 point to #5 Cheap, Turd-Riddled Parodies by Rick Cormier
Honorable mentions to Stu, Agrimorfee, and Scathe.
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: agrimorfee on 08/01/06 at 12:28 pm
5pts=Jeff R.
4pts=Rick C
3pts=Matthias
2pt=Johnny D
1pt=Adagio
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Matthias on 08/01/06 at 6:17 pm
5 Points To: Jeff Rueben's Balls
4 Points To: Agrimorfee's Hiccups
3 Points To: Johnny D's DUI
2 Points To: Rick's Cormier's Tolietries
1 Point To: Red Ant's Cat
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: jreuben on 08/01/06 at 7:44 pm
5 pts: JD: Collision Man
4 pts: Scathe: Can't Fight This Feline
3 pts: Rick C: Cheap Turds
2 pts: Agrimorfee: Hiccups
1 pts: Matthias: Chesty
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Rick Cormier on 08/02/06 at 5:42 am
5 points...Johnny D
4 points...Jeff Reuben
3 points...Stuart
2 points...Red Ant
1 point....Adagio
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: agrimorfee on 08/02/06 at 7:40 am
(thanks Matthias! thanks Jeff! 8) )
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Scathe on 08/02/06 at 7:14 pm
1 point for Adagio
2 points for Agrimorfee
3 points for Red Ant
4 points for Jeff Reuben
5 points for Johnny D
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Red Ant on 08/02/06 at 10:47 pm
And the results are:
1st place with 31 points: Collision Man by Johnny D
2nd place with 28 points: Country Club Of Tattered Greens by Jeff Reuben
3rd place with 16 points: Come Down! by Red Ant
and the rest:
Adagio 13
Rick Cormier 13
Scathe 11
Matthias 9
Agrimorfee 8
Stuart McArthur 6
Congrats to Johnny D, Jeff Reuben, and, I guess, that insect guy too.
No DQs this round.
Great work everyone.
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Matthias on 08/02/06 at 11:27 pm
Congratulations! Come down to the Country Club Of Tattered Greens Collision Man!!!!!
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Rick Cormier on 08/03/06 at 2:38 am
Congratulations to JD, Jeff and Jack!
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/03/06 at 4:38 am
Yes, well done, JD (again!) and Jeff and Jack
and congratulations to everyone who beat me, and commiserations to everyone who I......
* phone rings *
hello?...........what?..............what, nobody?.............not even Kristof?............er, okay, thanks :-[
...er, as I was saying, congratulations to everyone who beat me
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: jreuben on 08/03/06 at 8:10 am
Congrats JD (well earned) and Jack!
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Johnny_D on 08/03/06 at 8:42 am
And the results are:
1st place with 31 points: Collision Man by Johnny D
2nd place with 28 points: Country Club Of Tattered Greens by Jeff Reuben
3rd place with 16 points: Come Down! by Red Ant
and the rest:
Adagio 13
Rick Cormier 13
Scathe 11
Matthias 9
Agrimorfee 8
Stuart McArthur 6
Congrats to Johnny D, Jeff Reuben, and, I guess, that insect guy too.
No DQs this round.
Great work everyone.
Congratulations Mister Reuben and Mister Ant, and thanks very much to everybody who cast votes in the poll for my droll scroll 'bout Joel's roll with the pole! ;D
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: adagio on 08/03/06 at 8:50 am
:) Congratulations Johnny, Jeff and Jack!! :)
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Kristof Robertson on 08/03/06 at 6:49 pm
and the rest:
Adagio 13
Rick Cormier 13
Scathe 11
Matthias 9
Agrimorfee 8
Stuart McArthur 6
Stu, mate...wha' happened? You should've taken my advice and entered "Crazy Nong"... :D
Yes, well done, JD (again!) and Jeff and Jack
and congratulations to everyone who beat me, and commiserations to everyone who I......
* phone rings *
hello?...........what?..............what, nobody?.............not even Kristof? ............er, okay, thanks :-that supposed to mean, pray tell? Y'know, a guy could really go off you, McArthur... ;)
Congrats To JD, Jeff and Jack (sounds like a bluegrass trio...)
ROCK ON! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik19.gif
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C Round; Deadline August 2nd
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/03/06 at 9:37 pm
Stu, mate...wha' happened? You should've taken my advice and entered "Crazy Nong"... :D
>:(
*mumbles* I'll enter it alright, right up Kristof's......
And what's that supposed to mean, pray tell? Y'know, a guy could really go off you, McArthur... ;)
;D ;D ;D
(well, y'know I had to use someone who could take a joke, and now aoid's gone... ;))
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Cat on 08/03/06 at 10:16 pm
GAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I don't know if this is all some big joke or what, but this ugly brawl between Stu and Kristof is getting way out of hand.
If you two don't stop now, I'll...cut my brain out, rendering it impossible for me to write any more parodies! Shame that a 16-year-old girl should have to break up an immature fight between two grown men...*grumble*
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/03/06 at 10:41 pm
GAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I don't know if this is all some big joke or what, but this ugly brawl between Stu and Kristof is getting way out of hand.
If you two don't stop now, I'll...cut my brain out, rendering it impossible for me to write any more parodies! Shame that a 16-year-old girl should have to break up an immature fight between two grown men...*grumble*
???
if it weren't for this bit "I don't know if this is all some big joke or what" I would have thought you were joining in the spirit of Kristof and my (correctly-described) immature horsing around (and which you're MOST welcome to, Cat) - and which definitely must be an Aussie thing I guess (just check out our tribute parodies to each other where we bag each other mercilessly)
but that sentence has got me confused.....so I repeat ???
(and here I am, ironically, probably committing the exact sin I'm half-suggesting you're guilty of - taking you seriously)
what do you think, Kristof? do we subject Cat to some affectionate Aussie piss-taking??
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/03/06 at 10:53 pm
starting....................now
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Red Ant on 08/03/06 at 11:56 pm
or this:
http://boards.collectors-society.com/attachments/714573-spidercat.jpg
Someone with Photoshop has entirely too much time on their hands....
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/04/06 at 12:32 am
lol
but please Jack, a little respect - cats should be treated like nature's masterpiece
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/04/06 at 12:33 am
uh oh....
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Red Ant on 08/04/06 at 12:44 am
^ lol.
I wish I could find the original "Spider Cat" photo on the 'net, it was more disturbing.
For now though, we'll have to settle for some Kitty Porn:
http://dpkgi.free.fr/files/cat_gay.jpg
Or, perhaps something more wholesome:
http://leovilletownsquare.com/incoming/336912-Cat-and-mouse.jpg
Cat after a long night of writing?
http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/cat%20wtf.jpg
Cat after she sees these comments and pictures.
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/04/06 at 1:31 am
Cat after she sees these comments and pictures.
I don't think she'll see them any time soon, Jack. Apparently it's pretty warm where she is
http://www.parrysound.com/albums/albums/tagboard/funny_feline_sunbathers.sized.jpg
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Kristof Robertson on 08/04/06 at 3:20 am
???
if it weren't for this bit "I don't know if this is all some big joke or what" I would have thought you were joining in the spirit of Kristof and my (correctly-described) immature horsing around (and which you're MOST welcome to, Cat) - and which definitely must be an Aussie thing I guess (just check out our tribute parodies to each other where we bag each other mercilessly)
but that sentence has got me confused.....so I repeat ???
(and here I am, ironically, probably committing the exact sin I'm half-suggesting you're guilty of - taking you seriously)
what do you think, Kristof? do we subject Cat to some affectionate Aussie piss-taking??
Yeah, I'm up for it!
Nobody wades into a McArthur/Robertson ruck and comes away unscathed.....
http://fly.hiwaay.net/~cneidert/joeyebay/funny/cat-a.jpg
16 year old Cat after discovering alcohol for the first time.....
http://thecattherapist.com/images/cat_pix/cat_rabbitears.jpg
This is my Senior Prom outfit? You've GOTTA be freakin' kidding me!
btw, Cat...if you want to participate, join ME on the dark side: McArthur's such an easy target, "shooting fish in a barrel" doesn't even come close. ::)
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/454.gif
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: agrimorfee on 08/04/06 at 10:30 am
^ lol.
For now though, we'll have to settle for some Kitty Porn:
Dude, careful! :o
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: agrimorfee on 08/04/06 at 10:32 am
Down Johnny goes to the foundry to cast another medal for himself. ::)
Good job, and also to Jeff and Red. 8)
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Cat on 08/04/06 at 10:41 pm
Hahahaha OMG those photos made me laugh so hard.
Thanks guys, you broke me of that deadly Serious Sickness that I nearly succumbed to. :)
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Stuart McArthur on 08/05/06 at 12:03 am
Hahahaha OMG those photos made me laugh so hard.
Thanks guys, you broke me of that deadly Serious Sickness that I nearly succumbed to. :)
:)
glad to be of assistance - that can be nasty (although not as nasty as Kristof was about my "Crazy Nong" parody >:()
btw, I've never seen this >:( emoticon used in any way other than a humorous context - look at his furious eyebrows, for God's sake
but it's good to see you're not hung up about it any more
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Kristof Robertson on 08/05/06 at 3:21 am
Hahahaha OMG those photos made me laugh so hard.
Thanks guys, you broke me of that deadly Serious Sickness that I nearly succumbed to. :)
You're welcome, Cat....Serious Sickness is a byatch of a disease. If not cured, it can turn you from:
This...
http://www.antiqueradios.com/shows/Doris%20Day%20Show/doris_day.jpg
into this...
http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/people/resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpg
...in a matter of weeks. Once you reach this stage...
http://www.godandcountryevent.com/images/ann-big.jpg
...we usually advise turning off the life-support machines.
But thank you for your concern about me and Stu's mental health. Bless you!!!
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Johnny_D on 08/05/06 at 10:44 am
You're welcome, Cat....Serious Sickness is a byatch of a disease... <snip>...thank you for your concern about me and Stu's mental health. Bless you!!!
And Kristof, let's not forget that when you
PUMP-UP an assemblage of spare-parts with
FRIGHTNING BOLTS from a
BLUNDERSTORM, the intense electrical
COULTAGE produces this:
http://www.internetweekly.org/images/coulter_lady_frankenstein.jpg
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Voting Thread For ABC3-C - Results Posted
Written By: Cat on 08/05/06 at 11:12 pm
LMAO at JD's picture. :D
Geez Ann Coulter is one ugly broad. Not only does she appear to have an Adam's apple that puts Mr. Ocasek's to shame, but she's also got elf ears and a leathery face.