Alright once again it's time for some serious song voting at the workplace....
So drop your stapler, your spatula, or your whip (depending on what job you have) and start voting...
For the Top Five Best Song Parodies about your hatred of the workplace...

Of course, yet again, there are some rules that you must follow

RULES
1. You can not vote for yourself
2. You can not leave a DKTOS, if you don't know the original song comment on the writing it's self, insted of the song
3. Anyone who has participated in this contest can vote
4. Anyone not voting can not participate in the contest next month, whatever that may be
5. Have fun with it

Deadline: April First

Contestants
1. I'm Off The Clock by Red Ant
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/simonandgarfunkel85.shtml

2. Boring Meeting by Rex Ungericht
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bangles8.shtml

3. I'm Just A Hechman For A Very Bad Man by Stuart McArthur
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/moodyblues5.shtml

4. The Happy Blunderer by Johnny D
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/ridgeandmoller0.shtml

5. Travelin Salesman by Jeff Reuben
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/dixiechicks2.shtml

6. (Medi)Cine and Juice by S.T.G
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/snoopdogg5.shtml

7. Never Work At Wal-Mart Again by Agrimorfee
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/joydivision2.shtml

8. Griller by Matthias
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michealjackson6.shtml

Choosing five out of seven seems harder than choosing five out of thirty... :-\\ ... but ok, I'll say

1 point to Matthias
2 points to Red Ant
3 points to Agrimorfee
4 points to Johnny D
5 points to Stuart

Matthias-5
Red-4
Rex-3
Agrimorfee-2
Johnny D- 1

Punching the clock with:

5pts=Matthias
4pts=Stuart
3pts=STG
2pts=Johnny D
1pt=Jeff

Ayipyipyipyippyipypippipip,boomomomomomoomoo....GET A JOB!  ;D

5 points to S.T.G.
4 points to Matthias
3 points to Agrimorfee
2 points to Stuart
1 point  to Johnny D

Very, very tougg decision since all of these employees, I mean contestants were so good...
Unforunatly only five of you get the promotion... So lemme see... Who gets it???

5 Points To: Jeff's Salesman
4 Points To: Stuart's Henchman
3 Points To: John's Bio-Technition
2 Points To: Agrimorfee's Wal-Mart Worker
1 Point To: Red Ant's Slumberer

Come on people only a few days left before April First, and the new parody contest arrives....

5 pts:  #2 Rex's Boring Meeting
4 pts:  #3 Stu McArthurs' Henchman
3 pts:  #8 Matthias' Griller
2 pts:  #4 Johnny D:  The Happy Blunderer
1 pt:  #6 STG's Cine and Juice

I knew I should have finished my commenting in one swoop - had to re-read them all to refresh my memory - given the nature of the comp, I liked ones that were more about the profession than a detail therein

5 points...................8. Griller by Matthias
4 points...................5. Travelin Salesman by Jeff Reuben
3 points...................7. Never Work At Wal-Mart Again by Agrimorfee
2 points...................4. The Happy Blunderer by Johnny D
1 point....................2. Boring Meeting by Rex Ungericht

5 pts:  #2 Rex's Boring Meeting


Jeff, the check is in the mail.  ;D

5 points for #1. I'm Off The Clock by Red Ant
4 points for #6. (Medi)Cine and Juice by S.T.G
3 points for #8. Griller by Matthias
2 points for #3. I'm Just A Hechman For A Very Bad Man by Stuart McArthur
1 point for #2. Boring Meeting by Rex Ungericht

And the Winners of the Worst Workplaces Are....

1st Place: Matthias with Griller: 27 Points
2nd Place: Stuart McArthur with 21 Points
3rd Pplace: Johnny D with The Happy Blunderer: 15 Points

The Rest of the Points Are As Follows:

S.T.G: (Medi)Cine and Juice: 13 Points
Agrimorefee: Never Work At Wal-Mart Again: 13 Points
Red Ant: I'm Off The Clock: 12 Points
Rex Ungericht: Boring Meeting: 10 Points
Jeff Reuben: Travelin Salesman: 10 Points




Up Next: Wet T-Shirt Contest...

And the Winners of the Worst Workplaces Are....

1st Place: Matthias with Griller: 27 Points
2nd Place: Stuart McArthur with 21 Points
3rd Pplace: Johnny D with The Happy Blunderer: 15 Points

Congrats all! 8)

Up Next: Wet T-Shirt Contest...
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Congrats all! 8)
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Congrats to the winners!  I wore my wet t-shirt to work in honor of the next contest.

Congratulations Matthias , Stu and Johnny D!