Alright, now it's time for some serious song voting/ love making...

But before we enter this lovefest, or prehaps bitch fight, I have to lay down a few rules...

RULES
1. Each song must be read and answered with a comment
2. No DKTOS, If you truely don't know the original song, comment on the writing itself insted of the song
3. You can't vote for yourself.
4. Pick the TOP FIVE most funny, romantic songs listed below...

Deadline
March 1st

Here's the Contestants


1. I Fell Apart by Agrimorfee
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/madonna42.shtml

2. I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er by Stu McArthur
   http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional758.shtml

3. My Depressions Part 2 by The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/usher40.shtml/

4. He Once Could Bite by Johnny D
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/10000maniacs2.shtml

5. Happy 17th Birthday, Emi! (Finally, You're Legal!) by Luke Brattoni
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/justintimberlake39.shtml

6. Thunderthighs by Phil Alexander
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/oasis2.shtml

7. Prices for Love by S.T.G
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/rentthemusical0.shtml

8. The Elf Says Never by Rick Cormier
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnymathis4.shtml

9. When A Man Loves His Cousin by Matthias
    http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/percysledge8.shtml

10. Shame! by Arwen
     http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/irenecara10.shtml

11. Yikes I Just Spilled It All Everywhere by Larry
     http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/fleetwoodmac53.shtml

I love you all, :-* but I can only award the top 5.

5pts=Luke
4pts=Johnny D
3pts=STG
2pts=Stu
1pt=Matthias

I love you all, :-*


You sick bastard! Anyway...

5pts=Luke
4pts=Rick Cormier
3pts=STG
2pts=Johnny D
1pt=Stu

I think I over-did it with my entry. All the other entries were total baloney (though I can't be too sure about Luke's...). Mine was a TRUE STORY. Hopefully the lead female part in the parody doesn't see it...oops..in that scrapbook thing...I...the link...oh crap...

5pts=Luke
4pts=Johnny D
3pts=Larry
2pts=Stu
1pt=Matthias

Come on people 6 days left or no pertecipating in the next month's contest... What ever the heck I think of for next month...

Oh come on...I'm a last minute voter...it adds to my charm. :)

Come on people time is money. Or in this case votes!

5 Points Goes To: Stu McArthur and his date the Hilary-H8er
4 Points Goes To: Luke and his date Emi
3 Points Goes To: Rick and the date he wishes he had Arwen
2 Points Goes To: Johnny and his date the Toothless Vampire
1 Point Goes To: Larry and his girlfriend who couldn

5 points.........9. When A Man Loves His Cousin by Matthias
4 points.........5. Happy 17th Birthday, Emi! (Finally, You're Legal!) by Luke Brattoni
3 points.........10. Shame! by Arwen
2 points.........4. He Once Could Bite by Johnny D
1 points.........8. The Elf Says Never by Rick Cormier

5 points for #10. Shame! by Arwen

4 points for #8. The Elf Says Never by Rick Cormier

3 points for #2. I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er by Stu McArthur

2 points for #9. When A Man Loves His Cousin by Matthias

1 point for #11. Yikes I Just Spilled It All Everywhere by Larry

2 Days Left People!!! Get your votes out there or no participating in THE AMIRIGHT CLASSIFIEDS next month... (More info on this in March)

#1..Stu
#2..Johnny D
#3..Luke
#4..Arwen
#5..Phil

5 points for #2, Stuart
4 points for #8, Rick
3 points for #9, Matthias
2 points for #4, Johnny
1 point for #7, S.T.G.

Will vote ASAP. With all of the start-of-year enrolments etc. happening this week, these uni computers freeze up at the slightest hint of a page full of text, so I've been unable to look at entries. Even now it's taking at least a minute to load with every click.
Hold out for me!

Much lurv! Truly romantic works from all o' y'all.

5 points to #2. I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er by Stu McArthur
4 points to #4. He Once Could Bite by Johnny D
3 points to #9. When A Man Loves His Cousin by Matthias
2 points to #10. Shame! by Arwen
1 point to #8. The Elf Says Never by Rick Cormier

:-*

5 points for "He Once Could Bite" Johnny D
4 points for  "Shame!" Arwen
3 points for  "When A Man Loves His Cousin" Matthias
2 points for  "I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er" Stuart McArthur
1 point for  "The Elf Says Never" Rick Cormier

And THE WINNERS ARE...

First Place: With a whopping 32 points...
      Stu McArthur with I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er

Second Place: With a generous 26 points...
       Luke Brattoni with Happy 17th Birthday, Emi (Finally, You're Legal!)

Third Place: With a decent amount of 25 points...
       Johnny D with He Once Could Bite

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The rest of the points are as totaled...

Rick Cormier with 18 Points
Matthias with 18 Points
Arwen with 16 Points
Larry with 8 Points
S.T.G with 7 Points
Phil Alexander with 1 Point
Agrimorfee and The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies get a heart shaped box of Valentines chocolate...


Congratulations! Stu, Luke, and Johnny!!!




Coming Up Next: The Amiright Classifides!

Congrats to Stu, Luke and Johnny D!

thanks Rick

well, Luke fair dinkum bolted out of the blocks like Scotch And Dry in the 1975 Melbourne Cup, so I'm astonished to be above him on the podium, although if Luke were to be above somebody, from what I've read I would not be his person of choice

thanks for the votes everyone :D

This one closed already?  Damn... sorry everybody, I thought I had a bit more time: will drop by the songs and comment shortly.  At least there's no way my votes could have changed first place...  congrats, Stu

Congratulations, Stuart and Luke! 

And thanks to everyone who voted for my dentally-challenged undead-Casanova!    ;D

Congrats to Stu; it seems I shall endeavour to further study under General Wallaby's masterful romantic teachings. For now I guess I'll just have to play with my Privates.

Slap-on-the-back for Johnny D, too!

Congrats Stu, Luke, and Johnny!