Voting Ends SUNDAY October 23rd...

~~Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:
1st choice- 5 points
2nd place- 4 points
3rd place- 3 points
4th place- 2 points
5th place- 1 point.
Or in other terms, p = (6p - rank)
~~You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
~~Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
~~Anyone who's participated in an ABC contest may vote.
~~Anyone who enters but does not vote by the end of the voting period is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter.
~~Comments are STRONGLY encouraged.

1.  Guest  Plastic Surgeon

2.  Cait Sith Part Of Life

3.  Rick Cormier Prom Assistants

OS Lyrics:  http://www.lyrics007.com/Bette%20Midler%20Lyrics/From%20A%20Distance%20Lyrics.html

4.  Red Ant Powdered Water Rhapsody

5.  Super Arwen Pull Your Pants Up, Please

6.  Agrimorfee Personal Masseuse

(MIDI: http://personal.primorye.ru/miron/midi.html)
(Original lyric:http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/depeche-mode/39367.html)

7.  Stu McArthur Pain Hurts

8.  Jeff Reuben Poop Scoopin Boogie

Poop Scoopin Recording

9.  Kristof Robertson Possessed Canary, Mental Hen

10.  Phil Alexander Pot Noodle

11.  Johnny D Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull

DKTOS?  Click here to listen to an MP3 of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer.

13.  Matthias Peter Pan

14.  Luke Brattoni Portaloo

15.  Adagio Paste It Back

16.  Charlie D Presidential Pardon

Or in other terms, p = (6p - rank)



Jeff...have you always slipped Algebra into the rules of these contests?  Because my HELL...you made me sit and think about that for a minute...and I think we both know how I feel about things that make me think...

Bastard.

Jeff...have you always slipped Algebra into the rules of these contests?  Because my HELL...you made me sit and think about that for a minute...and I think we both know how I feel about things that make me think...

Bastard.


yes, I've always been confused by that, because I thought the formula would've been p=6-r where p=points and r=rank

eg. the parody ranked 4th = 2 points (ie. 2=6-4)

yes, I've always been confused by that, because I thought the formula would've been p=6-r where p=points and r=rank

eg. the parody ranked 4th = 2 points (ie. 2=6-4)


You are a bastard.  At least I GOT Jeff's equation...

Your problem just made me cry. 

You are a bastard.  At least I GOT Jeff's equation...

Your's just made me cry. 



we're talking linear algebraic equations sweetheart - no place for tears 8)

we're talking linear algebraic equations sweetheart - no place for tears 8)




Linear algebraic equations are what tears are made of. 

Linear algebraic equations are what tears are made of. 



No you're thinking of simultaneous quadratic equations - an easy mistake - linear equations produces a sob (singular) at worst (and then only from a wussy broad)

Tee to the power of hee.

12.  M!key Sloppy Kisses


If I'm not mistaken, and I don't mean to be a pain in everyone's ass, but isn't this the round P category?

^Holla.

Till not sure what of vote I want  :-\\
Theres some good ones....
:-X

If I'm not mistaken, and I don't mean to be a pain in everyone's ass, but isn't this the round P category?


Yes it is...M!ikey, great entry, but it will have to wait till the S round.

Cait, thanks for catching that.

Jeff...have you always slipped Algebra into the rules of these contests?  Because my HELL...you made me sit and think about that for a minute...and I think we both know how I feel about things that make me think...

Bastard.


I'm pretty sure that formula has been in every contest I've run...and I'm also pretty sure I copied it from Luke. 

Bastard.

I'm pretty sure that formula has been in every contest I've run...and I'm also pretty sure I copied it from Luke. 

Bastard.


So the real story seems to be the fact that after entering innumerable ABC contests...(and winning some, no less)...I've finally decided to read the rules.  :)

Sorry, Jeff... But the name of my entry is Plastic Surgeon, not Plastic Surgery, not to be a pain or anything...

If I'm not mistaken, and I don't mean to be a pain in everyone's ass, but isn't this the round P category?



I'm pretty sure that formula has been in every contest I've run...and I'm also pretty sure I copied it from Luke. 
Bastard.



Sorry, Jeff... But the name of my entry is Plastic Surgeon, not Plastic Surgery, not to be a pain or anything...


Well, this round has started just swimmingly.

Well, this round has started just swimmingly.



LOL

Okay, then I'll vote first:
5 = Super Arwen
4 = Rick Cormier
3 = Phil Alexander
2 = Adagio
1 = Red Ant

Oh poo, how did you notice.

Sorry, Jeff... But the name of my entry is Plastic Surgeon, not Plastic Surgery, not to be a pain or anything...


Fixed...sorry about that!

Are we just supposed to go from #11 to #13 as you listed at the beginning, Jeff, for judging purposes?

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???.......................

Presenting a posting of possible potential prizewinners for P:

5pts=Arwen
4pts=Kristof
3pts=Johnny D
2pts=Charlie D
1pt=Rick C.

5 points = #4 Red Ant

4 points = #7 Stu

3 points = #11 Johnny

2 points = #7 Jeff

1 point = # 9 Kristof

Are we just supposed to go from #11 to #13 as you listed at the beginning, Jeff, for judging purposes?


Yes...12 is unlucky  :P

(or, 12 was a song that didn't begin with P, and was deleted out)

Ok... :P

Stiff competition.

Well, here we are:

5 points to #8, Jeff
4 points to #6, Agrimorfee
3 points to #11, Johnny D
2 points to #10, Phil
1 point to  #14, Luke

5 points........9.  Kristof Robertson    Possessed Canary, Mental Hen

4 points........5.  Super Arwen          Pull Your Pants Up, Please

3 points........4.  Red Ant                Powdered Water Rhapsody

2 points........8.  Jeff Reuben            Poop Scoopin Boogie

1 point........14.  Luke Brattoni          Portaloo

5 points for #3.  Rick Cormier Prom Assistants

4 points for #9.  Kristof Robertson Possessed Canary, Mental Hen

3 points for #5.  Super Arwen Pull Your Pants Up, Please

2 points for #16.  Charlie D Presidential Pardon

1 point for #15.  Adagio Paste It Back

5 pts: #7 Stu's Pain Hurts
4 pts: #3 Rick's Prom Assistants
3 pts: #10 Phil's Pot Noodle
2 pts: #5 Arwen's Pants
1 pt:  #6 Agrimorfee's personal Masseuse

Fine round everyone...see you in the Q!

Boy, this sure was a mixed bag. Plenty of crazy themes to go through!

5 points to #9.  Kristof Robertson and his poultry effort in Possessed Canary, Mental Hen
4 points to #3.  Rick C. being generationally suppressed by those foul Prom Assistants
3 points to #5.  Arwen, panting with disgust rather than lust when she snarls "Pull Your Pants Up, Please."
2 points to #11.  Johnny D and his splatterdor matador Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull
1 point to #6.  Agrimorfee getting his 'necks' massaged a Personal Masseuse

Another tough one! Gotta go with funny here:

5 points...Stu's Pain
4 points...Kristof's Possession
3 points...Johnny's Pimples
2 points...Luke's Portaloo
1 point....Arwen's Pants

Great job everyone.

5 points - #16.  Charlie D Presidential Pardon
4 points - #7.  Stu McArthur Pain Hurts
3 points - #9.  Kristof Robertson Possessed Canary, Mental Hen
2 points - #5.  Super Arwen Pull Your Pants Up, Please
1 point  - #6.  Agrimorfee Personal Masseuse

I didn't want to find an order in the above (and a couple of others, too) - a very enjoyable round :)

5 for Rick Comier
4 for Jeff Rueben
3 For Arwen
2 for Red Ant
and 1 to Adagio.

I knew almost none of these songs.. so it was hard to choose.
I just picked on what I thought was funny

I actually did okay this round getting my top 5...it was putting them in order that killed me... :\'(

5 points--#8, Jeff
4 points--#9, Kristof
3 points--#3, Rick C.
2 points--#16, Charlie
1 point--#7, Stuart

Great job to all this round... :)

Sorry a bit late. 

5 pts:  #6 Agrimorfee
4 pts:  #5 Arwen
3 pts:  #7 Stu
2 pts:  #9 Kristof
1 pt:  #4 Red Ant

1st Place:  Super Arwen Pull Your Pants Up, Please  32 pts

(tie) 9.  Kristof Robertson Possessed Canary, Mental Hen 32 pts

3rd Place:  3.  Rick Cormier Prom Assistants  26 pts

And the rest:

Stu McArthur:  22 pts
Jeff Reuben:  18
Johnny D:  14
Red Ant:  12
Agrimorfee:  12
Charlie D:  11
Phil A:  8
Adagio:  4
Luke Brattoni:  4

First up: what an honour it is to stand up on the dais next to the effervescent Lady Arwen. I bet all you guys are jealous now!! hehehehe....congrats, sweetie on your "cheekiest" parody to date.
Second up: Big congrats to Rick and his Prom Assistants, who would invariably stop the kind of behaviour going on in arwen's parody.
Third up: Thank you thank you thank you thank you to everyone who voted for this: I'm regretting that I didn't enter it in SOTM, but I'm glad y'all enjoyed it here. Cheers!

^*^    ^*^      ^*^ BEWARE THE BIRDS! ^*^  ^*^

congrats to deserved winners, who I could hardly split, and I'm glad I ordered them the way I did now, as it meant they both now share the gold - and congrats to Rick, who was my "unlucky 6th" choice :)

Congratulations Arwen, Kristof and Rick C.

1st Place:  Super Arwen Pull Your Pants Up, Please  32 pts

(tie) 9.  Kristof Robertson Possessed Canary, Mental Hen 32 pts

3rd Place:  3.  Rick Cormier Prom Assistants  26 pts

And the rest:

Stu McArthur:  22 pts
Jeff Reuben:  18
Johnny D:  14
Red Ant:  12
Agrimorfee:  12
Charlie D:  11
Phil A:  8
Adagio:  4
Luke Brattoni:  4



Congratulations to Super Arwen, Kristof, and Rick C !

Arwen & Kristof will both receive gold medals, Rick C will receive a silver, and, in accordance with my medal-awarding practice, Stuart McArthur's third-place-vote-total will be recognized with a bronze.

Congrats to Arwen and Kristof (and Stu, I think?)

I hope to someday finish on top of Arwen :-)

Thanks to all who voted, not just for my parody but, for all the others as well.

The 3 winners were definitely deserved. Good job all. 8)

Wow!  Talk about surprised...I thought Kristof had WALLOPED me, by 2 points at least... :)

I'm VERY happy that you all enjoyed PYPUP, as it's one of my all time favorites.  I appreciate your support, as always, and feel honored to be up there with the likes of the SAB, and Mr. C.


First up: what an honour it is to stand up on the dais next to the effervescent Lady Arwen. I bet all you guys are jealous now!! hehehehe....congrats, sweetie on your "cheekiest" parody to date.



Thanks very much, KR...I know I'm jealous of you... ;)



I hope to someday finish on top of Arwen :-)



:o  Oh my goodness!  Shame on you, Mr. Cormier!

Congratulations Arwen, Rick, Kristof and Stu.

congrats!

The tie suits you!  ;D

Well done to Arwen, Kristof and Rick!
(Gypped, Stu. Gypped.)