Voting Ends SUNDAY September 25th..

~~Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:
1st choice- 5 points
2nd place- 4 points
3rd place- 3 points
4th place- 2 points
5th place- 1 point.
Or in other terms, p = (6p - rank)
~~You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
~~Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
~~Anyone who's participated in an ABC contest may vote.
~~Anyone who enters but does not vote by the end of the voting period is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter.
~~Comments are STRONGLY encouraged.

1.  Johnny D  Not A Very Bright Vampire

2.  Kristof Robertson Naked Sumo Cricket

3.  Red Ant No Sound Of Violence (Sniper Story)

4.  Luke Brattoni Nun

5.  Agrimorfee Neophyte Donkey

6.  Gonfunko No! Not Yeah AGAIN!

7.  Mikey Squirrel Nintendo 64

8.  Rick Cormier New Pelvis

Lyrics:  http://www2.uol.com.br/cante/lyrics/B_Wayne_-_Blue_velvet.htm

9.  Rick Duncan Noise

10.  Adagio No I Ain't Off My Rocker

Sample: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001F5Y/ref=pm_dp_ln_m_2/104-2084040-7763168?v=glance&s=music&vi=samples

11.  Dominic:  Noise

12.  Stu McArthur Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A Beeer

13.  Dee Range Nifty Ways To Heave Your Dinner

14.  Ethan Mawyer Nuts For Squirrels

15.  Lineman Nineteen (Dollar) Something

Here we go:

5pts=Kristoff (the words could have been crap, just the title wins it alone!)
4pts=Johnny D (puts a bite in you)
3pts=Stu (have one on me)
2pts=Gonfunko (Yeah! er No!..er Yeah!)
1pt=Adagio (poetic prettiness over a weird song)

My votes:

5points to Johnny D,  Not A Very Bright Vampire
4points to Ethan Mawyer, Nuts For Squirrels
3points to Stu McArthur, Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A Beeer
2points to Gonfunko, No! Not Yeah AGAIN!
1 point for Kristof Robertson, Naked Sumo Cricket

              5 points Rick C.#8

              4 points Red Ant    #3

              3 points Johnny D.  #1

              2 points  Dee Range  #13

              1 point  Mikey S.  #7

Pointswise:

5 Adagio
4 Dee Range
3 Johnny D
2 Rick C
1 Stu McArthur

5 points for #10.  Adagio No I Ain't Off My Rocker

4 points for #2.  Kristof Robertson Naked Sumo Cricket

3 points for #8.  Rick Cormier New Pelvis

2 points for #12.  Stu McArthur Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A Beeer

1 point for #13.  Dee Range Nifty Ways To Heave Your Dinner

5 points to Kristof Robertson
4 to Johnny D.
3 to Rick Duncan
2 to Dee Range
and... 1 to Rick Comier

5 points...........2.  Kristof Robertson        Naked Sumo Cricket
4 points...........1.  Johnny D                  Not A Very Bright Vampire
3 points...........13.  Dee Range              Nifty Ways To Heave Your Dinner
2 points...........4.  Luke Brattoni              Nun
1 point............7.  Mikey Squirrel              Nintendo 64

5 points to #12.  Stu McArthur Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A Beeer
4 points to #1.  Johnny D  Not A Very Bright Vampire
3 points to #10.  Adagio No I Ain't Off My Rocker
2 points to #2.  Kristof Robertson Naked Sumo Cricket
1 point to #13.  Dee Range Nifty Ways To Heave Your Dinner

5 points: Not A Very Bright Bright Vampire (Johnny D)
4 points: Naked Sumo Cricket (Kristof Robertson)
3 points: Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like Beer (Stu McArthur)
2 points: Nuts For Squirrels (Ethan Mawyer)
1 point: Nifty Ways To Have Your Dinner (Dee Range)

Why is this always so hard? There were many others that deserve points.

5 points...Dee Range
4 points...Johnny D
3 points...Stu
2 points...Rick D
1 point...Adagio

i motion for an extension of a day or 2 or three

5 pts: JD (#1) and his intellectually challenged bloodsucker
4pts: Stu (#12) and his ale philosophy
3pts: Dee (#13) and his bulemic hoe-down
2pts: Rick (#8) and his ode to prosthetics
1pt: Luke (#4) and his catholic canticle

i motion for an extension of a day or 2 or three


Sure...I'll end it tonight and post winners tomorrow.

5 points - johnny D
4 points - mikey S
3 points - Stuart M
2 points - Red Ant
1 point - Luke

1st Place:  1 Johnny D Not A Very Bright Vampire 46

2nd Place:  12 Stu McArthur Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A Beeer 27

3rd Place:  2 Kristof Roberston Naked Sumo Cricket 26

And The Rest:
10 Adagio 15
8 Rick Cormier 13
3 Red Ant 6
14 Ethan Mawyer 6
9 Rick Duncan 5
4 Luke Brattoni 4
6 Gonfunko 4

Three no shows:  Lineman, Dee Range, and Mikey Squirrel

Congratulations Johnny, Stu and Kristof!!  ;D


Thanks to everyone voting for me.  :)

Congratulations everyone. Good round.  8)

well, blow me down, second! Thanks everyone, and congrats to Johnny D who almost lapped the field with his delightful piece, and gee Kristof, sorry for pipping you into second by one of the votes that YOU gave me...

and I'm especially astonished (my favourite word) because I was going to skip the N-comp, based on the lacklustre performance my beer/Maria one put in on Submission Day - which just shows there can be life in the unread old ones yet :)

Congratulations to Stu and Kristof, and thanks very much to everybody who voted for my tire-sucking doofus!  ;D

well, blow me down, second! Thanks everyone, and congrats to Johnny D who almost lapped the field with his delightful piece, and gee Kristof, sorry for pipping you into second by one of the votes that YOU gave me...

and I'm especially astonished (my favourite word) because I was going to skip the N-comp, based on the lacklustre performance my beer/Maria one put in on Submission Day - which just shows there can be life in the unread old ones yet :)




Congrats to The Marquises of Massachusetts and Melbourne! Don't worry about pipping me, Stu (fume!) with a vote I gave you (seethe!); it's not the first time it's happened (sound of head banging against wall)...I'm very happy for you (teeth gnash!)  ;). What you said about lacklustre performance is kinda funny...sometimes a good parody (or in this case, a great one) doesn't get the response it deserves for lotsa reasons, none of which have anything to do with its quality; i.e. fewer people on the site, the day its posted, where it sits on the new entries list...you've sometimes just got to go with what you feel is good, irrespective of the feedback you've got.

As for JD...46 pts? We didn't stand a chance...well done, my son!

Snaps for Johnny, Stu and Kristof!

Congrats to Johnny, Stu and Kristof! (hmmm....maybe I should just copy this post and paste it in every coupla weeks to avoid carpal tunnel)? :-)

Thanks for all who voted for my pelvis (especially Adagio!)

Congrats to our top 3 guys... 8)

Congrats to the winners... sorry I haven't been active in the contests lately.. kinda hard without the net. I promise I will be back soon with a whole bunch o' new parodies and new contest entries. Might be a while, but the Squirrel will rise again. I really miss you all.  :(
Happy spoofing everyone!