1st Place: Leo Jay I'm Marrying My Momma! 61
2nd Place: Arwen It's Still Not Parole For Me 50
3rd Place: Kristof Robertson I Stumbel 25

And The Rest:

19 Jeff Reuben I Can't Keep This Diet 22
13 Johnny D I Want To Probe Your Gland 19
17 Dee Range If A Man Becomes A Woman 17
7 Adagio I'm Just A Slinger 15
9 Rick Cormier If I Only Hadn't Stained 12
15 Luke Brattoni In Traction 10
11 Ethan Mawyer I Miss The Night Sky 10
3 Agrimorfee I Am Enormous 9
12 Martha Dtox I'm Gonna Quit Today 8
16 Rich Kapalin I Hate This Song And So Should You 7
8 Scathe I Believe I Will Hide 6
6 Stu McArthur If I Were A Newspaper 6
4 Red Ant It's A Small World (His Version) 4
10 Adam E I Just Can't Find My Darn Ring 3
18 Mikey Squirrel Mikey Squirrel 1


Voting ends Sunday, July 17th

~~Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:
1st choice- 5 points
2nd place- 4 points
3rd place- 3 points
4th place- 2 points
5th place- 1 point.
Or in other terms, p = (6p - rank)
~~You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
~~Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
~~Anyone who's participated in an ABC contest may vote.
~~Anyone who enters but does not vote by the end of the voting period is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter.
~~Comments are STRONGLY encouraged. 

1:  Arwen:  It's Still Not Parole For Me

2:  Kristof Robertson:  I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple)

3:  Agrimorfee:  I Am Enormous

4:  Red Ant:  It's A Small World (My Version)

5:  MysteryGoat:  "I Lost Everything"

6:  Stu McArthur:  If I Were A Newspaper

7:  Adagio:  I'm Just a Slinger of Hash Browns At This Stand
Midi: http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/james/61/music2.html

8:  Scathe:  I Believe I Will Hide

9:  Rick Cormier:  If I Only Hadn't Stained

10:  Adam E:  I Just Can't Find My darn Ring

Midi available here

11:  Ethan Mawyer:  I Miss The Night Sky

12:  MarthaDtox:  I'm Gonna Quit Today

13:  Johnny D:  I Want To Probe Your Gland

14:  Leo Jay:  I'm Marrying My Momma (I'm a Man Who's Mainly Oedipal!)

15:  Luke Brattoni:  In Traction

16:  Rich Kapalin:  I Hate This Song (And So Should You)
Midi: http://rock.mididb.com/joanjett/

17:  Dee Range:  If A Man Becomes A Woman

18:  Mikey Squirrel:  I Need Underwear

19:  Jeff Reuben:  I Can't Keep This Diet

A few changes Jeff. First it is now July 6th, so by the rules we've all missed the voting deadline. ;)

Also, my entry isn't really called that, though you can leave it up if you want to. The real name is "It's a Small World ( my version )".

Mikey Squirrel's link is broken. Here's the correct http:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/travelingwilburys0.shtml

A few changes Jeff. First it is now July 6th, so by the rules we've all missed the voting deadline. ;)

Also, my entry isn't really called that, though you can leave it up if you want to. The real name is "It's a Small World ( my version )".

Mikey Squirrel's link is broken. Here's the correct http:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/travelingwilburys0.shtml

Thanks...all fixed.  Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit coffee (again)

Thanks...all fixed.  Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit coffee (again)



LOL (again)

5 points to Arwen's  It's Still Not Parole For Me

4 points to  Kristof's I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple)

3 points to Martha's I'm Gonna Quit Today

2 points to Jeff's I Can't Keep This Diet

1 point to Ethan's I Miss The Night Sky

Why can't there only be 6 entrants so I don't have to cut the list down?

5points to #8    Scathe:  I Believe I Will Hide
4points to #17  Dee Range:  If A Man Becomes A Woman
3points to #14  Leo Jay:  I'm Marrying My Momma (I'm a Man Who's Mainly Oedipal!)
2points to #1 Arwen:  It's Still Not Parole For Me
1 point to #13 Johnny D:  I Want To Probe Your Gland

Great job everyone,

Red Ant

Well, while the messageboard is working...  ;D

5 points to Rick C. #9

4 points to Red Ant #4

3 points to Martha #12

2 points to Jeff #19

1 point to Johnny # 13

Good job everyone.  I had fun reading them all.

Okay, my first time getting to vote, so here goes:

5 points for #19, Jeff Reuben's "I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore"

4 points for #13, Johnny D's "I Want To Probe Your Gland"

3 points for #1, Arwen's "It's Still Not Parole For Me"

2 points for #14, Leo Jay's "I'm Marrying My Momma (I'm A Man Who's Mainly Oedipal)"

1 point for #15, Luke Brattoni's "In Traction"

GOOD LUCK TO ALL! ~~  ::)

Be careful not to fall off of your chairs, all...but YES, I am voting this early...

Lots and lots of great stuff this round, as usual... :) 

I wanted to give all of these guys top billing...but alas, Leo cut me the biggest check this time around... ;)

5 points for #14, Leo
4 points for #2, Kristof
3 points for #19, Jeff
2 points for #16, Rich Kapalin
1 point for #10, Adam E

Extra shout outs go to MysteryGoat, and to Rick... :)

Be careful not to fall off of your chairs, all...but YES, I am voting this early...


Uh-oh, I'm viewing this from atop a lifeguard chair!
Ahhhh...
hhh...
hhh...
hhh...
*thump*
Ow.

;D

This was an unusual round...lots of klutzy people, lots of poetic musings, lots of people talking about themselves (why is it always "I?I?I?" ;)). :D

Here we go---
5pts=Kristoff
4pts=Arwen
3pts=Leo Jay
2pts=Martha
1pt=Luke

OK.. here we go...

5 pts - Johnny D:  I Want To Probe Your Gland
4 pts - Kristof Robertson:  I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple)
3 pts - Arwen:  It's Still Not Parole For Me
2 pts - Jeff Reuben:  I Can't Keep This Diet
1 pt -  Luke Brattoni:  In Traction

None votes for me ? Oooh, I will win you all over yet!
;)

A difficult round, and (strangely) a lot of the same themes popping up. Here are my votes:

5pts for Leo (#14) and his ode to momma-lovin'
4pts for Arwen (#1) and her tale of confinement
3pts for Adagio (#7) and her fast-food opus
2pts to Luke (#15) and his self-destructive ditty
1pt to Mikey(#18) and his man-pantie rap

"It never! gets! any! easier!"
-George Clooney, 'South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut'

5 points to Leo Jay's in-genius-ness. 
4 points to MarthaDTox's brilliant work.
3 points to Kristof Robertson's bumbuling behaviour.
2 points to Arwen's infarceration.
1 point to Johnny D's probing article.

5 points:     #14   Leo Jay                 I'm Marrying My Momma (I'm a Man Who's Mainly Oedipal!)
4 points:     #3    Agrimorfee             I Am Enormous
3 points:     #2    Kristof Robertson    I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple)
2 points:     #17  Dee Range             If A Man Becomes A Woman
1 point:      #15  Luke Brattoni          In Traction

1 point for Johnny D's  I Want To Probe Your Gland

2 points for Arwen's  It's Still Not Parole For Me

3 points for Ethan Mawyer's  I Miss The Night Sky

4 points for Stu McArthur's  If I Were A Newspaper

5 points for Rich Kapalin's  I Hate This Song (And So Should You)

5 points for #14:  Leo Jay:  I'm Marrying My Momma (I'm a Man Who's Mainly Oedipal!)

4 points for #1:  Arwen:  It's Still Not Parole For Me

3 points for #19:  Jeff Reuben:  I Can't Keep This Diet

2 points for #7:  Adagio:  I'm Just a Slinger of Has Browns At This Stand

1 point for #3:  Agrimorfee:  I Am Enormous

5 pts: #14:  Leo Jay:  I'm Marrying My Momma (I'm a Man Who's Mainly Oedipal!)

4 pts: #1:  Arwen:  It's Still Not Parole For Me

3 pts: #2:  Kristof Robertson:  I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple)

2 pts: #17:  Dee Range:  If A Man Becomes A Woman

1 pt:  #13:  Johnny D:  I Want To Probe Your Gland

    My favorites for the (I) round: Great job everybody !!!

    5 points........Leo Jay

    4 points........Arwen

    3 points........Johnny D

    2 points........ Stu McArthur

    1 point ........ Rick C.

Another tough round to call. Good work everyone.

5 pts. #17 Dee Range
4 pts. #7 Adagio
3 pts. #14 Leo Jay
2 pts. #3 Agrimorfee
1 pt.  #8 Scathe

I( thought it was the 19th for some reason  :\'(
My computer broke and i don't have consistent computer access so this might be tough

ok i read and commented this time:

5 points for Arwen
4 points for Leo
3 for Luke
2 for Adam
1 for Agrimorfee

5 points to  Ethan # 11 I miss the night sky
4 points to Arwen It's not parole for me
3 points to Leo Jay  I'm marrying my momma
2 points to Kristoph I stumble
1 point to Luke In traction

5 pts:  #9 Rick Cormier
4 pts:  #7 Adagio
3 pts:  #14 Leo Jay
2 pts:  #1 Arwen
1 pt:  #11 Ethan

5pts - "I'm Marrying My Momma, I'm A Man Who's Mainly Oedi" by Leo Jay
4pts - "If A Man Becomes Woman" by Dee Range
3pts - "I Want To Probe Your Gland" by Johnny D
2pts - "I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore" by Jeff Reuben
1pts - "If I Only Hadn't Stained" by Rick Cormier

1st Place: Leo Jay I'm Marrying My Momma! 61
2nd Place: Arwen It's Still Not Parole For Me 50
3rd Place: Kristof Robertson I Stumbel 25

And The Rest:

19 Jeff Reuben I Can't Keep This Diet 22
13 Johnny D I Want To Probe Your Gland 19
17 Dee Range If A Man Becomes A Woman 17
7 Adagio I'm Just A Slinger 15
9 Rick Cormier If I Only Hadn't Stained 12
15 Luke Brattoni In Traction 10
11 Ethan Mawyer I Miss The Night Sky 10
3 Agrimorfee I Am Enormous 9
12 Martha Dtox I'm Gonna Quit Today 8
16 Rich Kapalin I Hate This Song And So Should You 7
8 Scathe I Believe I Will Hide 6
6 Stu McArthur If I Were A Newspaper 6
4 Red Ant It's A Small World (His Version) 4
10 Adam E I Just Can't Find My Darn Ring 3
18 Mikey Squirrel Mikey Squirrel 1

Congratulations Leo, Arwen and Kristof!

Hey, cool!
Excellent entries, guys and gals -- some truly brilliant, inspired and hilarious stuff!
Congrats to all the vote getters, and many thanks to everyone who read, voted and commented!

Congrats to Leo, Arwen, and Kristof. Great stuff !!!

Congrats to Leo, Arwen, and Kristof. Great stuff !!!



what Dee said.....Yes, well done Leo, Arwen and Kristof !!

My congratulations and YAYs to Leo, Arwen and Kristof.

Another set of congatulations for Leo, Arwen and Kristof. :)

Again, congrats Leo, Arwen & Kris!

Congratulations, Leo, Arwen and Kristof  8)

Congrats Leo, Arwen and Kristof! Excellent work as always.. as for everyone else who entered, great job as well. This was my first ABC contest, and I found it to be intriguing. I guess in the future I should pick better parodies (last place? aaaugh!).
;)

I can't believe that I came in 2nd to that bastard...what kind of an idiot would've voted for him...(or Kristof, for that matter)...??  (checks her votes...oh...darnit)  JUST KIDDING!!  Great job to all, and I'm especially honored to be in the middle of those two stallions... ;)

I can't believe that I came in 2nd to that bastard...what kind of an idiot would've voted for him...(or Kristof, for that matter)...??  (checks her votes...oh...darnit)  JUST KIDDING!!  Great job to all, and I'm especially honored to be in the middle of those two stallions... ;)


WHINNY!! NEIGH!!  :D
Congrats to Big Leo, mommy-lover extraordinaire, and to Prisoner ELF6874 for their brilliant works. Arwen: sandwiched between Leo and me? You lucky goil......

Congratulations Leo, Arwen, and Kristof !

Medals shall be posted in the near future.

well done guys...to be sandwiched bewteen stallions is quite a metaphor!! keep mixin em Arwen!!

Medals have been posted!  ;D