Voting ends Sunday, June 19th

~~Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:
1st choice- 5 points
2nd place- 4 points
3rd place- 3 points
4th place- 2 points
5th place- 1 point.
Or in other terms, p = (6p - rank)
~~You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
~~Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
~~Anyone who's participated in an ABC contest may vote.
~~Anyone who enters but does not vote by the end of the voting period is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter.
~~Voters must leave a brief comment on every parody, indicating they've read it for the ABC contest
(something like, "SOTM--555" or "That was awful, Luke--111" or "Luke, why did you ignore my stupid question last round?")

1:  Agrimorfee  Gastronomy Mexicana
(OS lyric: http://www.pink-floyd-lyrics.com/html/astronomy-domine-piper-lyrics.html)
(MIDI: http://members.tripod.com/~UrukHai/midi.html)

2:  Arwen Glancing's Mean

3:  MooRocca Grandpa's A Nut Job

4:  MysteryGoat  "Gone"

5:  Red Ant Garbage Trucker
Lyrics here.

6:  Scathe Ground Vibrations

7:  Phil Alexander The Genome Song

8:  Stu McArthur Gaining Weight On Sundays

9:  Kristof Robertson Getting To Throw You

10:  Ethan Mawyer The Great Complainer

11:  Saider E Guilty In Blood

12:  Rick Cormier Gotta Pee

13:  Adagio Grew Confining, Old Master
midi - http://www.freemidi.org/download/1439.html

14:  Guy Dirito Go Grab A Hunch

15:  Dee Range Grizzly Of The Morning
Midi and lyrics to the cover by Juice Newton can be found here
http://yu.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi_a.htm...........just scroll down to Angel Of The Morning

16:  Johnny D Gorilla Man

17:  Charlie Decker Genius Of Grub
Midi here (scroll down to "Tom Tom Club"): http://www.davidyounker.com/midi/midi3.html#T

18:  Jeff Reuben Grown Men Don't Fight

#13, Adagio's link is broken ( superstitious? ). Here is the correct http:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/beegees27.shtml

Hehe...what a freaky coincidence.  Thanks, Ant!!  :)

And fixed above.  Thanks R.A.!

And thanks, Jeff.

Out of the stables and off and running...

5pt=Phil's Genome Song
4pt=Guy's Grabbed Hunches
3pt=Rick C.'s uretic rhapsody
2pt=Charlie's cooking show
1pt=MooRocca's crazy relative

5 points to #12 Rick C.

4 points to #14 Guy

3 points to #16 Johnny D.

2 points to #9 Kristof

1 point to #3 MooRocca

5 points to #7:  Phil Alexander The Genome Song
4 points to #13:  Adagio Grew Confining, Old Master
3 points to #2:  Arwen Glancing's Mean
2 points to #15:  Dee Range Grizzly Of The Morning
1 point to #6:  Scathe Ground Vibrations

Well, here we go. I don't think this is likely to happen again, but these are identical to Adagio's choices. Now I'm superstitious.

5 points to Rick C's Gotta Pee
4 points to Guy's Go Grab A Hunch
3 points to Johnny D's Gorilla Man
2 points to Kristof's Getting To Throw You
1 point to  MooRocca's Grandpa's A Nut Job

From now on I may have to vote first to avoid this. ???

  Red Ant, OOOoooOOOO, doesn't that tell you something? Like ....."Vote for Adagio", Vote for Adagio"............lol

  Red Ant, OOOoooOOOO, doesn't that tell you something? Like ....."Vote for Adagio", Vote for Adagio"............lol


Actually what it told me for a minute Adagio I thought we might be telepathically joined or it was Groundhog Day.  ;D
I have fixed the SoundBlaster I have, but again just tried to access the MIDI and it wouldn't work.  >:(

Don't despair, round H is looking promising for you right now. Anyone who DKTOS on that needs more remedial rock music lessons than myself.

Ant, sometime just for you, listen to the BeeGees pre-Disco songs, especially that one.  I was shocked...they sound a lot like Simon and Garfunkel.  Why they changed is beyond me..they must have been caught up in the Disco scene. Shame  :(

5 pts. to  #15:  Dee Range Grizzly Of The Morning
4 pts. to  #18:  Jeff Reuben Grown Men Don't Fight
3 pts. to  #4:  MysteryGoat  "Gone"
2 pts. to  #6:  Scathe Ground Vibrations
1 pt. to  #2:  Arwen Glancing's Mean

My favorites in the round of G;

    5 points.....Johnny D.
    4 points.....Kristof
    3 points.....MooRocca
    2 points.....Stuart
    1 point......Rick C.

Looks like G is the ladies' letter for Ol' Kristof!

5 pts: Arwen (#2)....Self deprecating and very very funny
4 pts: MooRocca (#3)....It's a scenario I'd love to see
3 pts: Dee (#15)....It's a scenario I hope I NEVER see!
2 pts: Stu (#8)...Because it describes me a bit too well; except for the vomiting
1 pt: Johnny (#16)...late night barroom blues with primates is just a great concept!

Well done, everyone who entered...

This was a tough one but, I think I'm ready now....

5 points...Phil Alexander's "Genome Song"
4 points...Dee Range's "Grizzly of the Morning"
3 points...Adagio's "Grew Confining Old Master"
2 points...Johnny D's "Gorilla Man"
1 point....Arwen's "Glancing's Mean"

Good job to all who entered. I wish I had more votes.  :D

5 points  #3    MooRocca                Grandpa's A Nut Job
4 points  #10  Ethan Mawyer    The Great Complainer
3 points  #15  Dee Range        Grizzly Of The Morning
2 points  #12  Rick Cormier      Gotta Pee
1 point    # 2  Arwen              Glancing's Mean

5pts - "Gorilla Man" by Johnny D
4pts - "The Great Complainer" by Ethan Mawyer
3pts - "Ground Vibrations" by Scathe
2pts - "Grandpa's a Nut Job" by MooRocca
1pts - "Glancing's Mean" by Arwen


I knew the good times wouldn't last for long. Another round where I knew hardly any of the songs.  :-\\

So many DKTOS's, and I don't usually have that problem that much. Here goes

5 points to Johnny D for gorilla man
4 points to arwen for glancing's mean
3 points to phil
2 to the goat
1 point for rick C


I may have been a bit harsh on people... feel fee to get me back next round if you find it necessary. Honest criticism is better than making the comment all about the cleverness of the commenter and not really about the song.

I thought I was doing really well, narrowing down like a good girl...when I realized that my short list was more than half of the entries... :)

Finally...I bit the bullet...

5 points for Phil
4 points for MooRocca
3 points for Kristof
2 points for Dee
1 point for Johnny D

Honorable mention BIG time goes out to MysteryGoat and to Rick C...

Excellent round to all!

5 Points for Arwen
4 points for Kristof
3 points for Stu
2 points for Jeff
1 point for Dee

Great job as always, everyone!

5 points - #16:  Johnny D Gorilla Man
4 points - #10:  Ethan Mawyer The Great Complainer
3 points - #3:  MooRocca Grandpa's A Nut Job
2 points - #14:  Guy Dirito Go Grab A Hunch
1 point  - #18:  Jeff Reuben Grown Men Don't Fight

1 point for MooRocca's Grandpa's A Nut Job

2 points for Johnny D's Gorilla Man

3 points for Arwen's Glancing's Mean

4 points for Kristof Robertson's Getting To Throw You

5 points for Rick Cormier's Gotta Pee

5 pts:  #16 Johnny D
4 pts:  # 14 Guy
3 pts:  #2 Arwen
2 pts:  #12 Rick Cormier
1 pt:  #5 Red Ant