I am no artist!! And I need help!!! Do you think you could come up with a parody like the ones below?  Not even using the same song, any song you choose would work!!! (New hipper songs is what I need)<But beggers can not be choosers>  But by reading these parodies get the idea of what it needs to be about? or tell me how to post it so others can take a stab at it. i I'm so sorry to bother you!! I just cant do this, and i have no idea how you guys can be so creative! The words that are changed are main words that Phi Mu is all about.
Help please: If this does not help and you are willing to take the challenge you can go to www.phimu.org and see all what I'm talking about.
Our Color: Pink
Our Mascot: Lion
Our Flower: rose colored Carnation
Our Creed: (in short) love, honor, truth

Phi Mu Baby
(Vanilla Ice: Ice Ice Baby)
Alright, stop, collaborate and listen
Phi Mus back with a brand new edition
the creed grabs a hold of me tightly
Love, Honor, Trust shining through me so brightly
Will it ever stop, no, but we knowThe love of our sisters will grow
We're the extreme, we got more than you can handle
Spreadin' our love like its some kind of scandal
Dance, rush love that blooms
loving our style like a fuzzy pink bedroom
lovely, when we play a dope melody
anything less than the best is a felony
love it, live it, you gotta gain way
you gotta hit the bulls eye
Phi Mu don't play
if there's a problem
Yo, we'll solve it
Check out our bond
You know you want a part of it!
Phi Mu Baby
Phi Mu Baby

Gretchen Wilson “Phi Mu Woman”. Country song
Phi Mu Woman
Well I aint never
been the barbie doll type
no I can't sit at home thats right
I'd rather be out all night
In a frat house or in a honky tonk
I want a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Straight
Some people look up to us
But that’s just part of our rep
I stand proud in my own front yard with letters on my chest 
Cause I'm Phi Mu woman
I’m a high class broad
I'm just a product of the bond
And I say "hey y'all have some fun"
And I keep my pride shinin’ through in my heart all year long
And I know all the words to every Phi Mu Sacred song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it come true
Let me get a big "Hell Yea" from the Phi Mu’s just like me
Hell Yeah Hell yeah

Go Phi Mu, Go Phi Mu Say My Name by Destiny's Child
When no one else is there for you, Phi Mu will adore you
You’ll never be the same
Go Phi Mu, Go Phi Mu
Phi Mu’s never act shady: they’re always Southern ladies
Want a sudden change?
2. Repeat verse one (at the end of the second verse, chapter sings “Go Phi Mu” x2)
3. Every single day, sisters’ call, and they say
“Girl, how is your day”
And today, it’s still the same
Every single word is “Yeah, that sounds great!”
Could it be that you, are for us in every way?
4. If you want to come here, first of all, let us say
We are not the one to sit around, and not play
So prove yourself to us
We’re the girls that we claim
Why don’t you listen to, all the things we have to say!
5. I know you think that we’re just saying things,
Something’s going down, that’s the way it seems
There is no reason why we’re acting strange
Cause we’re not holding anything back from you
Cause we know how we usually do
We’re there for each other, always times two???
Don’t think that we’re not tellin’ the truth
If we’re not the one, than tell me who...

Righto, well first I'd pick a song title that rhymes with 'Phi Mu' (we don't have these Greeky fraternity houses or whatever in Australia so I don't know if I'm most qualified to help with a parody).

I suggest these, as they seem to suit the feminine link you provided.
"I Do" by Anastacia
"Do I Do" by Stevie Wonder
"I Do" by 98 degrees

I'll leave it to the older US folk on the site to do the writing. Good luck!

Righto, well first I'd pick a song title that rhymes with 'Phi Mu' (we don't have these Greeky fraternity houses or whatever in Australia so I don't know if I'm most qualified to help with a parody).

I suggest these, as they seem to suit the feminine link you provided.
"I Do" by Anastacia
"Do I Do" by Stevie Wonder
"I Do" by 98 degrees

I'll leave it to the older US folk on the site to do the writing. Good luck!


Another suggestion, and one I think could make a very funny parody, is " I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do" by Abba

Another suggestion, and one I think could make a very funny parody, is " I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do" by Abba

Oh, yes...

Sing to the nation
With a rose-y carnation
You can, too
Phi-mu, Phi-mu, Phi-mu, Phi-mu, Phi-mu
We'll go and get us
These two Greek (not French) letters
Say, which two?
Phi-mu, Phi-mu, Phi-mu, Phi-mu, Phi-mu


...or somesuch ;)

To the tune of "I Wanna Be Like You" (from The Jungle Book):

Ooh-woo-woo!
I wanna be Phi Mu-woo-woo!
I wanna shock Phi Mu's
Stalk Phi Mu's - too

You see it's true-woo-woo
A creep like me
Would love to screw a PHI - MU - BLUE!

(Of course, that's just a template. You may opt to incorporate alternate verbiage.)

xoxox
Spaff

The  4 Seasons's "Working My Way Back To You Babe"  could be "I'm rushing my way to Phi Mu, babe" as a start.

The  4 Seasons's "Working My Way Back To You Babe"  could be "I'm rushing my way to Phi Mu, babe" as a start.
  Thank you

Knowing fraternity/sorority type things (I'm in one), chances are they're looking for a song from the past 10 years... I'll try to help you out if I can

- Mike