This contest was fun, and the parodies were funny as heck! Congrats to everyone who entered, and not just the winners! THERE'S A TIE FOR 3rd PLACE! Here are the medals! Congrats!

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Scores:
Charlie: 25
Jeff: 16
Luke: 14
Scathe: 14
Agrimorfee: 11
Guy: 10

Congrats Everyone!

From the as-yet-unreleased rock opera The Pile of Bricks:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/pinkfloyd81.shtml

(original lyrics here: http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/mother.htm)

(MIDI here--scroll down--if you are not familiar with the tune, vocals start as soon as the music starts: http://members.tripod.com/~UrukHai/midi.html

"Teacher's Pet Now" is a little more gross than school-related, so I'll go with this epic that took about 4 days of sitting hours on end scribbling rhymes on endless sheets of paper:

Mathematics

OK - I'll take a shot at this.  Hope we get some more entries.

Johnnie and June Carter Cash actually did the original on this song.  Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood did a remake of it and I think their version is more well known. 

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnycash49.shtml

Well, I'll pull one up I wrote in the 80s back in Chemistry class. 

Whiteout!

Can anyone tell me whether the school budget is an exceptable topic for this contest?

Can anyone tell me whether the school budget is an exceptable topic for this contest?


Most definitely not! You'll just have to wait until the 'Issues Relating To Funding Educational Facilities' Competition.
;)
Go for it.

:D :D
Here's my entry, "School's Out Of Money".

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/alicecooper0.shtml

No bus rides....there goes my best possibility. How about lunch/cafeterias?

I'm working on a prom song...will that be acceptable when it's finished?

Yes, as long as it's a School Prom.

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OK, here it is. I think I might have finally done it. I present "The Wreck of the Prom Night of Charlie"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot50.shtml

This didn't take long.  With only 6 entries total I already have the 5 I'm going to vote for.  I just needed to read 'em and rank 'em.

1 point for Fractions by Guy Dirito

2 points for Mathematics by Jake A Ralphing(Luke Brattoni)

3 points for Whiteout! by Jeff Reuben

4 points for Teacher by agrimorfee

5 points for The Wreck Of The Prom Night Of Charlie by Charlie Decker

Scholastic fun all round.

5 points for Charlie
4 points for Jeff Reuben
3 points for Guy
2 points for Agrimorfee
1 point to Scathe

Small contest this time...and my votes are...

5 points to Luke's "Mathematics"
4 poitns to Scathe's "School's Out of Money"
3 points to Jeff's "Whiteout"
2 points to Guy's "Fractions"
1 point to Agrimorfee's "Teacher"

Great job, guys!

This round was fun and eductional!

5pts=Charlie (hope the reality doesn't happen as the song did!)
4pts=Luke (or 22 points)
3pts=Jeff
2pts=Guy
1pt=Scathe