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~~When the new month begins, the first person to enter the next contest should copy this message and start the new entry thread with it.
~~Rule changes may be suggested by any participant in their entry post.  Changes are made only when a majority of that month's voters specify a "yes" vote along with their contest votes.

Still Whack-A-Mole To Me

"Scales": http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/rem28.shtml

"Working to Pay Back the Zoo"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/frankievalliandthefourseasons6.shtml

Pope John Paul

;D Submitted for your approval, a parody of wrecks and wrecklessness. ;D
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/janisian0.shtml

Smithereens to STP's Vasoline

Click here for Pacing Aide.  Disclaimer:  This is the only sound file I could find.  Poor quality recording, probably a garage cover, but a straight cover, so close enough to walk you through the melody & lyrics of the OS.

I've been waiting since April 1 to submit this one...it is really the best I can do, so I'll just go home if (when) I don't get a medal.

Fake I.D. to the tune of Eminem's "Without Me," which I'm sure I'll be able to find an mp3 of someplace on the web (I'll post it if (when) I find one).

Ratzinger Roll! :D

Meet Pope Benedict XVI:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/various1.shtml

OS lyrics here:
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/ringo_starr/youre_sixteen_youre_beautiful_youre_mine.html

An appropriately spiritual-sounding MIDI here:
http://pop.mididb.com/ringostarr/

I've only one from April that's remotely SOTM material, another bit of political spleen-venting:

The President's Song

Damn, I really couldn't chose out of three parodies (all my faves!), but in the end I settled for this one coz it's one of my best rated parodies:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/sineadoconnor0.shtml

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/andywilliams14.shtml

Pope! Pope! Pope music!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/gunsnroses44.shtml
MP3 of original: http://spaff.com/dktos/

xoxox
Spaff

I'll save 'Fry Pan' for the ABCs in a fortnight. Here is my dedication to that loveable fruit loop Weird Al.

Yankovic

This isn't my funniest, or my best vote-earner, but I think it was my best April one

I Am Sixty - Going On Seventeen

midi:
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/sixteen.htm

My April entry is "Under the Raincoat"   http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/judygarland22.shtml

My entry is this: " English is illogical ! "

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/robertpalmer41.shtml

By entering the contest ( this is my first time ) am I allowed to vote the other parodies?

My entry is this: " English is illogical ! "

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/robertpalmer41.shtml

By entering the contest ( this is my first time ) am I allowed to vote the other parodies?


Welcome to the show!  Yes...in fact, not only allowed, but obligated  :)

By entering the contest ( this is my first time ) am I allowed to vote the other parodies?


You know I've misplaced my book of voting bylaws...but isn't it written somewhere that first time voters are required to vote for Arwen? 

I could be wrong...but... ;)

My April entry is SIXTEEN SONS, to Tennessee Ernie Ford's SIXTEEN TONS

                      http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/tennesseeernieford3.shtml



Original Lyrics      http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/classic-country/sixteen-tons---tennessee-ernie-ford-14930.html

"Dinner" to Michael Jacksons "Thriller"

MA proudly presents "Sir Jack" *bows,

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/steviewonder52.shtml

Since I didn't have a pope-related song this month (or any month) I chose the closest thing I had.  ::)

"Britney Spears" from "Tracks of my Tears"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/smokeyrobinsonandthemiracles5.shtml

If we DKTOS, does that disqualify us for the contest? Is a comment like " DKTOS or DRememberTOS but funny ( SOTM ) " okay? Also, are we allowed to ( SOTM ) songs as they appear on this list? I already have done one. Forgive my ignorance on this as I haven't had a parody worth entering untill now.

If we DKTOS, does that disqualify us for the contest? Is a comment like " DKTOS or DRememberTOS but funny ( SOTM ) " okay? Also, are we allowed to ( SOTM ) songs as they appear on this list? I already have done one. Forgive my ignorance on this as I haven't had a parody worth entering untill now.


Any comment is good, as long as you leave a comment (so DKTOS would be fine)

You can comment on those songs whenever you like between the time they appear on this list and the end of the month. Obviously, you can't vote until the voting thread is up (since more songs can be added)

Thanks Jeff.

For Rick Cormier since his isn't clickable:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/judygarland22.shtml

i've posted this song already but i'll do it again...lol


"Mother Dearest"

I remember that night
Mom busted in with a great big fright
I know my mom loves me
She haves her way of showing it
With wiping me with coat hangers and
covering my mouth with Post-its

She would always tie me up
And an electric chair
My mind would be fried
So I could forget all about last night

(ladida ladida ladida ladida)

I know my mom loved she had a way of showing it
By beating me to death and holding me hostage
But that's the mom would care for me
I guess I'll always be a Daddy's girl
A daddy's girl :)

You know I've misplaced my book of voting bylaws...but isn't it written somewhere that first time voters are required to vote for Arwen? 

I could be wrong...but... ;)


Actually, it's more an inevitability than a rule.

I know it's almost suicidal to go up with a papal ditty this month but maybe someone will mistake my piece of crap for one of the other GOOD songs on the subject.  ::)

I Stole de Mobile (but I Did Not Get de Papacy):
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarley9.shtml

Well, here goes for another month:

Extensively Remodelled, Now I'm Mostly Artific-ial

I'm particularly proud of this one, so I hope it does OK..... :-\\

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot48.shtml

The Wreck Of Island Aeromotive

Thanks Jeff.

For Rick Cormier since his isn't clickable:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/judygarland22.shtml

Oops! Thanks, Mr. Ant!

I'm entering so I can catch up on the work of the other authors here... and to make them ALL suffer through a rap parody. Just remember it's your own fault for not showing up first time around.

In Da Sub(way) to "In Da Club" by 50 Cent