~~Vote by replying to this thread with your three favorites in order: Top choice gets 3 points, next gets 2 points, third favorite gets 1 point.
~~You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
~~Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
~~Voting continues until the last day of the month ends.
~~Anyone who's participated in a SOTM contest may vote.
~~Anyone who enters but does not vote by the end of the month is disqualified and may not participate next month.
~~Voters must leave a brief comment on every parody, indicating they've read it for the SOTM contest (something like, "SOTM--555" or whatever)
~~In the event of a tie, the parody with the most first place votes wins. If it's still tied, the parody with the most second place votes wins. If it's still tied, a brief playoff round will be held. All participants will have the first week of the month to choose one favorite from among the tied entries. Tiebreaker voting is strongly encouraged but not required. On the eighth day the one with the most votes wins.



#1  I'm Not A Fan by Arwen

#2  This Cat Robbed The Cradle by Guy DiRito

#3  Find Me A Cell Phone Plan by Jeff Reuben

#4  Billy Green by Saider Eiegle

#5  Cheerleader At The Back by Kristof Robertson

#6  Undead Man by Know 1 can hear you dream

#7  Stout Mary by Adagio

#8  Not A Very Bright Vampire by Johnny D

#9  Joined at the Hip by Martha DTox

#10  A Trusty Bulldog by Agrimorfee
         Lyrics

#11  Janet Leigh by Rick Duncan

#12  Elmer's New Gwoove (Wady-Hunting Time) by 2nz

#13  This God is My God by MooRocca

#14  Political Candidate by Ash

#15  99 Rubber Boobs by Stuart McArthur

#16  Hens by Merry and Pippin
        mp3
        Recording

#17  Epilepsy by Luke Brattoni

#18  See Your Chest by Phil Alexander

#19  The Star's Angled Bummer by Dee Range

#20  My Sphincter's Alone Now by Claude Prez (via the monkey room)

#21  Hungry Kitty (Don't Devour Me) by Paul Robinson

#22  Buy Yams...I Said by Spaff.com
            mp3

Damn, this is going to be hard: even from the ones I remember already, there's a shedload of goodies (I've just scanned through and come up with five "oh, that'll probably be one" songs...)

Wowser, some great parodies here!  Just like philbo, I had too many to decide from, but here we go:
#12. 2nz
#15. Stuart McArthur
#8. Johnny D

Ohmigod this is hard! There are so many brilliant parodies this month; well done everyone who entered.
OK, here goes:

3 pts
"99 Rubber Boobs" by Stuart McArthur:
I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time

2pts
"I'm Not a Fan" by Arwen
For a perfect insight into the female mind

1pt
"This God Is My God" by MooRocca
A tongue in cheek comment on religious sparring

And honourable mentions to everyone else! ;D

Really hard one this month - such good entries.

3 pnts Phil A. #18

2 pnts Johnny D.  #8

1 pnt  Merry and Pippin

And, very good parodies everybody!

Very tough round to vote on.  I used a little different criteria this time.

3 Pts - #20  My Sphincter's Alone Now by Claude Prez (via the monkey room)

2 Pts - #12  Elmer's New Gwoove (Wady-Hunting Time) by 2nz

1 Pt  -  #4  Billy Green by Saider Eiegle

My Votes:

First -Phil #18

second -Johnny D #8

third -Dee Range # 19

This was a doozy...creativity was my key decision factor.

3pts to 2nz
2 pts to Dee Range
1 pt to Kristof R.

Everyone...this was a banner month, worthy of TWO SOTM rounds. Thanks for the laughs. :D

Three points to #18 (Phil)

Two points to #22 (Spaff)

One point to #12 (2nz)

Another great round of entries.  Well done all.

Here we go...

3 pts to Phil, #18

2 pts to Stuart, #15

1 pt to 2nz, #12

Nice work, fellas...(and everyone else, too!)

Hmm difficult...


3 points:    2nz
2 points:    Spaff
1 point:      Phil


(very funny last hour - thanks all :))

Found this very hard to choose first place - both left the fancy highly tickled:

3 points: #12 - 2nz's Elmer's New Gwoove
2 points: #15 - Stuart's 99 Rubber boobs
1 point: #19 - Dee Range's Star's Angled Bummer

3 points to Johnny's Vampire  #8
2 to Jeff's Cellphone              #3
1 to Stuart's Cheerleader        #5

another great month of parodies!!

3 points to Johnny's Vampire  #8
2 to Jeff's Cellphone              #3
1 to Stuart's Cheerleader        #5

another great month of parodies!!



Martha - don't want to nit-pick but...

is that 1 point to

"Stuart's Rubber Boobs #15"   or   "Kristof's Cheerleader #5"

:) :) :)

oops sorry yes it is  Kristof's Cheerleader

3 points for #18  See Your Chest by Phil Alexander

2 points for #15  99 Rubber Boobs by Stuart McArthur

1 point for #19  The Star's Angled Bummer by Dee Range

My votes are :

3 pts:  #11  Janet Leigh by Rick Duncan

2 pts:  #8  Not A Very Bright Vampire by Johnny D

1 pt:  #2  This Cat Robbed The Cradle by Guy DiRito

3 Points to “See Your Chest”  by Phil Alexander

2 Points to “99 Rubber Boobs”  by Stuart McArthur

1 Point to “I'm Not A Fan” by Arwen

And an honourable mention to Claude´s sphincter for the overall funniest title since “I Just Can't Get This Axe Out My Head" by NocturnalChild (which I remember for being in the previous AmIright Awards): http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/kylieminogue0.shtml

After much painful deliberation:

        Ist....#15.....Stuart's "99 Rubber Boobs"

        2nd...#20...Claude's "My Sphincter's Alone Now"

        3rd...#18...Phil's "See Your Chest"

Everyone else tied for 4th... :-)

This time I was able to narrow my top three down to six. Sometimes I wish I were Merry & Pippin; among the countless other benefits, I could vote for all six. But since I'm not...

3 points: #18, See Your Chest
2 points: #15, 99 Rubber Boobs
1 point: #20, My Sphincter's Alone Now

xoxox
Spaff

My votes go to:

3 points to Claude Prez for #20 - "My My Sphincter's Alone Now"

2 points to Phil Alexander for #18 - "See Your Chest"

1 point to 2nz for #12 - "Elmer's New Gwoove (Wady-Hunting Time)"

Rough month. Damn shame we only get three, but here's what I came up with:

3 points: #18, See Your Chest, by Phil
2 points: #8, Not a Very Bright Vampire, by Johnny D
1 point: #1, I'm Not a Fan, by Arwen

This was a very good batch of parodies!

You know, I already had my top three picked out, with a couple of honorable mentions, but then I had to go back and re-read the one I loved to hate twice over, and d*mn if I didn't end up moving it from HM into the number 1 slot.  :o

In reverse order:

1 pt. to #20 - Claude's ever expanding sphincter... ;)

2 pts. to #22 - Spaff's: I parody, therefore I yam  ;D

and

3 pts. to #9 - Martha's haunting war song turned love song - dunno what it was about it; it just kept grabbing me...  ???

Honorable mention to Phil and Dee :)

thanks for the vote !... it's a love song sung by Tony Blair to George Bush....

I read them all, tough round.  I'll finish up on comments later tonight, but here are my votes (to beat the deadline)

3 pts:  #18 See Your Chest (Phil Alexander)
2 pts:  #1 I'm Not A Fan (Arwen)
1 pt:  #15 99 Rubber Boobs (Stuart)

thanks for the vote !... it's a love song sung by Tony Blair to George Bush....


Ah! I was thinking it must be Blair and Bush! Nice to know I got it correct! :)

3pts to Stuart
2pts to Claude
1pt to Arwen
HM to everyone else
:) :) :) :)

Whew!  Excellent round!  Lotsa laughs!  Anyway -

1st place:  #15 - Stuart "99 Rubber Boobs"
2nd place: #18 - Phil "See Your Chest"
3rd place:  #20 - Claude "My Sphincter's Alone Now"

pr

I don't know about you guys, but I knew it was just a matter of time before Phil would Be Our Best! Be Our Best! Kick the #sses of the rest...Congrats to Phil, Stuart and 2nz and great job everybody.

First Place:  Phil Alexander (33 points)

Second Place:  Stuart MacArthur (28 points)

Third Place:  2nz (19 points)

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Claude Prez 13
Johnny D  12
Arwen  7
Spaff  6
Dee Range  5
Rick  4
Martha  3
Jeff Reuben  2
Kristof  2
Guy  1
MooRocca  1
Merry & Pippin  1

As always, thanks to everyone who voted -- especially those who didn't have to.  Only one no-show this month-- Saider Eagle forfeits his one point and is not eligible to participate next month.

Congratulations Phil, Stuart, and 2nz!  ;D

And thank you to everybody who voted for my dim-witted vampire!

Congratulations Phil, Stuart, and 2nz!!

Beaten by two giant boobs. I guess Elmer would have wanted it that way (heh heh).
Good show Phil and Stuart, I tip my hunting hat to you. Still not sure how I managed third... oh, but that reminds me: To everyone who voted for me, thanks and your check is in the mail. Great entries all around, everybody.

Congrats to Phil, Stuart and 2nz! 
Fabulous job, guys!  Same goes for the rest of you!   

well, overtaking my incredulity that the top two songs were both about breasts
is my pride that I wrote one of them.

Congratulations to Phil - truly deserved to win (although I was desperate to overtake him!) and a 5-point margin proves that!

Congrats also to 2nz, which I think I picked as my favourite, from memory...

I loved reading all the entries though, and look forward to next month's SOTM
I still consider myself a newbie, and still think this site (and all the organisation you guys do) is a blast. :D

I'm not sure when I'll get a chance to make and post the medals for the October SOTM winners.  I will try to get to it sometime before Monday.  :)

You know, it's much easier to find witty or cute things to say when you've just been pipped and not quite won anything.  I should know, it's happened often enough ;)

Thanks to everyone who voted for me - I had a feeling this song was going to be a winner before I started writing it, there were so many comic ideas to go in.  That, and inflatable boobs being a naturally comic subject (as evidenced by the song that came second ;))

One quick word about Stuart's 99 boobs - I thought that it was an absolutely corking song that made me chuckle all the way through, and got better on re-reading.  All you need now is someone with a Nena-like voice to record it.  And I'm kind of glad that Elmer's new gwoove got up there, too: well worthy of a top spot (I'm pretty sure I voted for it...)

A brief apology, too, for all the songs I didn't leave comments on: I said "yes" to a MS security update which suggested that my PC needed restarting, when I had at least a dozen of them open, most with comments written but unposted.  And time's been too short to go back through them all and rethink all the oh-so-funny things I said.  It was a(nother) good month, and the competition seems to be getting harder and harder...

Anyway, it's late and I should be in bed... thanks again :D

One quick word about Stuart's 99 boobs - I thought that it was an absolutely corking song that made me chuckle all the way through, and got better on re-reading.  All you need now is someone with a Nena-like voice to record it. 



I think it would be even funnier if you had someone with a James Earl Jones/Darth Vader voice record it, instead.

Oustanding ovations to the deserving victors.

congrats all round to the worthy winners.......

well, overtaking my incredulity that the top two songs were both about breasts
is my pride that I wrote one of them.


Makes it even harder to believe that Spaff did NOT go with his brassier song for November´s competition. Or maybe he felt that this cup-quota was filled (pun intended indeed!). ;-)

Congrats Phil!

Congrats to all!  See you next (this) month!