Ummm...rules...Well, how about everyone makes three selections, with the scoring on the usual "3-2-1" basis.  Voting deadline is Sunday, November 14th, 11:59 pm, Pacific Standard Time.   All entrants must read and comment on all the entries.  Contestants may not vote for their own entry.  Tie-breaking procedures:   Uhhh...In the case of a tie or ties the contestant receiving the most first place votes will be declared the winner.  If first place votes are tied then the most 2nd place votes would prevail.  If that is tied then 3rd place votes would also be tied SO the contest would be officially declared a TIE.  Is anybody still following me?  If so, why? (just kidding).   Ties for 2nd and 3rd place will be declared ties.

OH...drat, an ENTRY LIST and the site addresses still needs to be posted before the voting thread can be officially open...Hmmm....I have a couple of other things I have to do right now.  If they haven't been posted when I get back over here either later tonight or tomorrow morning   Sunday afternoon or evening sometime I will put them up.

OK,  sorry I wasn't able to get around to this until today.  I was kinda hoping the originator (ahem) would pick up the ball here.  But, since I leapt in to close the contest, I guess I must now post the links.  So it has been written (just now), so it will be done:

Please don't start voting until I have posted all the links and noted it at the bottom of this posting.  Thanks. 
pr

1. Jeff Reuben:  "I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/reospeedwagon0.shtml

2. MysteryGoat:  "Curly Fries"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gloriagaynor15.shtml

3. Stuart McArthur:  "Still A Sausage Roll For Me"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel145.shtml

4. Luke Brattoni:  "Spare Pants"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem178.shtml

5. Johnny D:  "Creamed Beaver"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/garywright5.shtml

.mp3 file of the OS:
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/smallworld/id1.html

6. Adagio:  "I'm Just A Slinger Of Hash Browns At This Stand"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/moodyblues4.shtml

MIDI file:  http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/james/61/music2.html

7. Saider Eiegle:  "Chicken"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jkwon3.shtml


8. Guy DiRito:  "Carbo Hater"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jimcroce42.shtml

9. Paul Robinson:  "This Fried Chicken Wasn't Fresh"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsnash9.shtml

10.  Agrimorfee:  "At The Greek Taverna"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/davidbowie29.shtml

Original Lyrics:  http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/David-Bowie/Heroes.html

11. Jack Wilson:  "Toss Her A Salad"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel136.shtml

OK, I believe that all the entries are now correctly posted and linked.   Thanks and have fun everyone,  looks like we have some real juicy food-related parodies to sink our eyes into...

Paul R.

PS - I will be unavailable to do the Voting Tabulations at the close of the Voting Deadline, someone else will have to be responsible for that.

pr

It's OK to commence voting now.

I was really surprised that there were so few songs submitted here that talked about the joy of eating. I thought we were going for songs that made you hungry, but many of these made me NOT hungry!

anywho--

3pts--Jake A Ralphing aka Luke, the most artful lyrical construction of gluttony since Weird Al's "Fat".
2pts--Stuart McArthur for introducing us to a most tasty sounding treat (maybe they are akin to Veggie Pigs in a Blanket here in the US?)
1pt--Mystery Goat...this one drips grease and ketchup off of the screen.

Ummm...rules...Well, how about everyone makes three selections, with the scoring on the usual "3-2-1" basis.  Voting deadline is Sunday, November 14th, 11:59 pm, Pacific Standard Time.   All entrants must read and comment on all the entries.  Contestants may not vote for their own entry.  Tie-breaking procedures:   Uhhh...In the case of a tie or ties the contestant receiving the most first place votes will be declared the winner.  If first place votes are tied then the most 2nd place votes would prevail.  If that is tied then 3rd place votes would also be tied SO the contest would be officially declared a TIE.  Is anybody still following me?  If so, why? (just kidding).   Ties for 2nd and 3rd place will be declared ties.

OH...drat, an ENTRY LIST and the site addresses still needs to be posted before the voting thread can be officially open...Hmmm....I have a couple of other things I have to do right now.  If they haven't been posted when I get back over here either later tonight or tomorrow morning   Sunday afternoon or evening sometime I will put them up.

OK,  sorry I wasn't able to get around to this until today.  I was kinda hoping the originator (ahem) would pick up the ball here.  But, since I leapt in to close the contest, I guess I must now post the links.  So it has been written (just now), so it will be done:

Please don't start voting until I have posted all the links and noted it at the bottom of this posting.  Thanks. 
pr

1. Jeff Reuben:  "I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/reospeedwagon0.shtml

2. MysteryGoat:  "Curly Fries"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gloriagaynor15.shtml

3. Stuart McArthur:  "Still A Sausage Roll For Me"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel145.shtml

4. Luke Brattoni:  "Spare Pants"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem178.shtml

5. Johnny D:  "Creamed Beaver"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/garywright5.shtml

6. Adagio:  "I'm Just A Slinger Of Hash Browns At This Stand"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/moodyblues4.shtml

MIDI file:  http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/james/61/music2.html

7. Saider Eiegle:  "Chicken"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jkwon3.shtml


8. Guy DiRito:  "Carbo Hater"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jimcroce42.shtml

9. Paul Robinson:  "This Fried Chicken Wasn't Fresh"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsnash9.shtml

10.  Agrimorfee:  "At The Greek Taverna"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/davidbowie29.shtml

Original Lyrics:  http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/David-Bowie/Heroes.html

11. Jack Wilson:  "Toss Her A Salad"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel136.shtml

OK, I believe that all the entries are now correctly posted and linked.   Thanks and have fun everyone,  looks like we have some real juicy food-related parodies to sink our eyes into...

Paul R.

PS - I will be unavailable to do the Voting Tabulations at the close of the Voting Deadline, someone else will have to be responsible for that.

pr

It's OK to commence voting now.


Paul,

Thanks for grabbing the reins on this contest.  Please, if and when you get the chance, couldja add my MP3 link for my entry below my entry's URL in the list above?  Thanks!

JD

#5. Johnny D's had me foaming at the mouth from his castor gluttony.
#9. Paul's was gut-wrenchingly enjoyable.
#11. Jack Wilson promoting Caesarian births.




;)

JD - Sorry I missed that.  Of course.  I'll do that right now...

pr

PS - Anyone else,  if I missed your lyrics file or .mp3/midi files please let me know and I will correct that muy pronto...


JD - the deed is done, the .mp3 link is now posted with your entry.

pr

JD - Sorry I missed that.  Of course.  I'll do that right now...

pr

PS - Anyone else,  if I missed your lyrics file or .mp3/midi files please let me know and I will correct that muy pronto...


JD - the deed is done, the .mp3 link is now posted with your entry.

pr


Thanks Paul! :)

  My votes...

    3 pnts to #5 Johnny D
 
    2 pnts to #8 Guy DiRito

    1 pnt  to #9 Paul Robinson

3 Pts - 6. Adagio:  "I'm Just A Slinger Of Hash Browns At This Stand"

2 Pts - 3. Stuart McArthur:  "Still A Sausage Roll For Me"

1 Pt  - 9. Paul Robinson:  "This Fried Chicken Wasn't Fresh"

3 points for Paul Robinson:  "This Fried Chicken Wasn't Fresh"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsnash9.shtml

2 points for Adagio:  "I'm Just A Slinger Of Hash Browns At This Stand"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/moodyblues4.shtml

1 point for  Agrimorfee:  "At The Greek Taverna"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/davidbowie29.shtml

1 - I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore by Jeff Reuben
2 - Still A Sausage Roll For Me by Stuart McArthur
3 - Toss Her A Salad by Jack Wilson

1.  Mystery Goat - "Curly Fries"
2.  Luke Brattoni - "Spare Pants
3.  Johnny D - "Creamed Beaver"

Good comp :)

3 pts:  3--Stuart
2pts:  12-Jack Wilson
1 pt:  5--JD

Phew the votings still open. lost trck of time like i always do when i go to Bazzarro World

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Don't know if anybody saw my note in the regular comments threads...Because the messageboard site was done on Sunday I suggested an extension until this coming Friday for voting in this contest.  I see everyone except Jack and myself have now voted.  I intend to look them all over and vote tonight, if possible.  If Jack casts his vote before Friday I guess we can tabulate the votes and see who finished where. 

Paul R.

Well, OK...I boiled down the parodies here and this is what is left in my voting pan:


1st place - #6 Adagio - "I'm Just A Slinger Of Hash Browns At This Stand"
2nd place -#3 Stuart M - "Still A Sausage Roll For Me"
3rd place - #2 Mystery Goat - "Curly Fries"

So that means all the votes are in except Jack's.  I'll send him a note...

Johnny D Creamed Beaver

Stuart - Still a Sausage Roll For Me
Luke Brattoni - Chicken

Luke Brattoni - Chicken



Confusion reigns, Jack. Luke did a song called "Spare Pants" and Paul R. did a song about Chicken. Which is it?

Confusion reigns, Jack. Luke did a song called "Spare Pants" and Paul R. did a song about Chicken. Which is it?
oh yeah! I meant Spare Pants

Jack or Paul, when does the contest end? Jack, will you tabulate the votes?

Jack or Paul, when does the contest end? Jack, will you tabulate the votes?

Been sick a couple days,  just looked in.  Confusion reigns!  Contest without end!  Jack's apparently been busy - involved in a Musical at school, it appears.  I've been dizzy,  bout of the stomach flu has had me on my rear...(I hope you all will notice the intricate poetic flow of those two lines - it's the only thing I've written in days)...Tonight I'm not willing to take on any work, even something as simple as the vote tabulation, but if it's not done by Jack or someone else I will tabulate and post the results sometime Saturday afternoon or evening, Pacific Standard Time...going to browse a couple other things on-site and head back to bed...

'Nite all...

Paul

First Place - Johnny D - Creamed Beaver (13 points )

Second Place - Stuart McArthur - Still a Sausage Roll For Me ( 11 Points )

Third pLace - Luke Brattoni - Spare Pants  ( 8 Points )

Jack...I also have 8 points.  with two first place points.

3 points from Guy DiRito

2 points from Johnny D

3 points from Paul Robinson

total = 8 points (2 first place)

Here's what I came up with.....

johnny 3 3 1 1 3 3 = 14

stuart 2 2 2 3 2 2 = 13

adagio 3 2 3 = 8

luke 3 2 2 1 = 8

paul 2 1 1 3 = 7

mystery 1 3 1 = 5

jack 1 1 2 = 4

jeff 3 = 3

guy 2 1 = 3

agri 1 = 1

*******************************

According to my tabulation, Adagio takes official third place since she has more first-place votes than Luke.

Since the Medals are my own little pet project, however, and since I have, from the beginning, always chosen to base my awarding of Medals on point-totals only with no consideration of tie-breakers or official standings, here is how I award the Medals:

BRONZE MEDAL = Adagio

BRONZE MEDAL = Luke

SILVER MEDAL = Stuart

GOLD MEDAL = Johnny D

  Thank you Johnny.  I would have posted, but with the 1st and 2nd place, I kept getting different totals...what you wrote is what I have.

Here's what I came up with.....

johnny 3 3 1 1 3 3 = 14

stuart 2 2 2 3 2 2 = 13

adagio 3 2 3 = 8

luke 3 2 2 1 = 8

paul 2 1 1 3 = 7

mystery 1 3 1 = 5

jack 1 1 2 = 4

jeff 3 = 3

guy 2 1 = 3

agri 1 = 1

*******************************

According to my tabulation, Adagio takes official third place since she has more first-place votes than Luke.

Since the Medals are my own little pet project, however, and since I have, from the beginning, always chosen to base my awarding of Medals on point-totals only with no consideration of tie-breakers or official standings, here is how I award the Medals:

BRONZE MEDAL = Adagio

BRONZE MEDAL = Luke

SILVER MEDAL = Stuart

GOLD MEDAL = Johnny D


Thanks Johnny!

Now make the medals! or how do ya make those medals?

Here's what I came up with.....

johnny 3 3 1 1 3 3 = 14

stuart 2 2 2 3 2 2 = 13

adagio 3 2 3 = 8

luke 3 2 2 1 = 8

paul 2 1 1 3 = 7

mystery 1 3 1 = 5

jack 1 1 2 = 4

jeff 3 = 3

guy 2 1 = 3

agri 1 = 1

*******************************

According to my tabulation, Adagio takes official third place since she has more first-place votes than Luke.

Since the Medals are my own little pet project, however, and since I have, from the beginning, always chosen to base my awarding of Medals on point-totals only with no consideration of tie-breakers or official standings, here is how I award the Medals:

BRONZE MEDAL = Adagio

BRONZE MEDAL = Luke

SILVER MEDAL = Stuart

GOLD MEDAL = Johnny D



Congrats to JD, Stuart, Luke & Adagio, and of course to all the other contestants as well...couldn't get back before now,  had a power outage in my neighborhood yesterday afternoon and evening and then the site and messageboard seemed to be down for a while as well...

Paul R.

Thank you Paul...and congratulations to Johnny, Stuart, and Luke for their wins.  Congratulations everybody for such good parodies!

again I feel proud to come second to such a legend of the game!  - congrats to Johnny, Luke and Adagio

thanks to Jack for the idea

and thanks especially to Paul, for being such a good bloke and stepping up to the plate :)

Yikes, where have all my manners gone??

CONGRATULATIONS to Adagio, Luke, and Stuart!

And THANK YOU to everybody who voted for my silly beaver tune!  ;D

I've been a 'Fan Of Angry Beavers' since 1998, (my friend has a site http://members.tripod.com/~foab/index.html)
Snaps for JD's parody, well worth reading. Kudos also to Stu and Adagio. Oh yeah, and myself of course.


Yikes, where have all my manners gone??


Last seen backpacking through Iowa.