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***Voting deadline extended to 11:59 PM EDT Saturday 10/2/04***
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By entering, you have agreed to read all the other entries and vote.

Who is eligible to vote:
--- Everybody who posted an entry for this contest
--- Everybody who has ever posted an entry for any of the Amiright Song Of The Month contests
--- Everybody who has ever posted an entry for any of the Amiright ABC contests

Each eligible voter may vote only once in this contest.

Vote by replying to this voting thread with your three favorites in order: 
Top choice gets 3 points,
next gets 2 points,
third favorite gets 1 point.

You're not allowed to vote for your own song.

Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.

Voting will close at 11:59:59 PM Eastern Daylight Savings Time on Friday, October 1, 2004.


1.   "Gerbil Maze" Parody by Claude Prez

2.   "Brown Rear" Parody by Jeff Reuben

3.   "Laxative" Parody by Bryan Pardue

4.   "I'm Heinous" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

5.   "Who Cut The Cheese?" Parody by Guy DiRito

6.   "Puke Song" Parody by Agrimorfee

7.   "I Wanna Eat Cicadas" Parody by Johnny D

8.   "Belch!" Parody by Joelle

9.   "That Hairy Old Woman" Parody by Paul Robinson

10.  "Shower" Parody by S.T.G.

I read them all earlier. A couple made me laugh, but here's my final vote.

3pts to I'm Heinous

2 pts. to Hairy Old Woman
1 pt. to Brown Rear

I'll be scarred for life after reading some of the things here!
3pts to Jeff
2pts to Paul
1pt to Johnny D

3 points for #9.  "That Hairy Old Woman" Parody by Paul Robinson

2 points for #2.  "Brown Rear" Parody by Jeff Reuben

1 point for #6.  "Puke Song" Parody by Agrimorfee

3 Pts--Johnny D
2 pts--Paul
1 pt--Joelle

Okay, this isn't mine, it is some kids. I am nominating Tj Spinler's (did i spell that right?) parody of Mama mia Called Diarrhea. it is stupid and gross!
3pts Jeff
2pts Agri
1pt Joelle


Hi Silver Power!

Thank you for stopping by! 

Unfortunately, your entry here is not eligible for this present "GROSSEST Parody Contest", since the entry-thread (not this thread, see the other thread) was closed before you presented your entry...so although you're too late to enter this contest, you certainly can plan ahead to enter the other various contests that always seem to be popping-up around here!

Thanks,

Johnny D  ;D

Oh, Sorry.. I Didn't See The Entry Thread, It Is At The Bottom.. Well I Will Be Sure To Enter A Different One  ;D

3 pts:  #8 Joelle
2 pts #9 Paul
1 pt #4 Jake/Luke

Another tough set of choices, here are mine:

1st place :  #4 Luke  - "I'm Heinous"
2nd place:  #2 Jeff Reuben - "Brown Rear"
3rd place"  #7 Johnny D - "I Wanna Eat Cicadas"

9.   "That Hairy Old Woman" Parody by Paul Robinson  3Pts

8.   "Belch!" Parody by Joelle  2 Pts

7.   "I Wanna Eat Cicadas" Parody by Johnny D 1 Pt

3 points to #9 (Paul Robinson)

2 points to #4 (Jake/Luke)

1 point to #7 (Johnny D)

Honorable mentions to Guy and Joelle; very well written but edged out by the grossness factor.

WINNERS OF THE FIRST (and perhaps only!) AMIRIGHT "GROSSEST PARODY CONTEST"

And the medalists are:

With 17 points - GOLD - 1st PLACE - Paul Robinson for "That Hairy Old Woman"

With 9 points - SILVER - 2nd PLACE - Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) for "I'm Heinous"

With 8 points - BRONZE - 3rd PLACE - Jeff Reuben for "Brown Rear"

Congratulations to the three winners!

And thanks and congratulations to all who participated!

Here are the other participants' vote totals:

Johnny D - 7
Joelle - 6
Agrimorfee - 1
Guy DiRito - 0
S.T.G. - 0
Bryan Pardue - 0
Claude Prez - 0

WINNERS OF THE FIRST (and perhaps only!) AMIRIGHT "GROSSEST PARODY CONTEST"

And the medalists are:

With 17 points - GOLD - 1st PLACE - Paul Robinson for "That Hairy Old Woman"

With 9 points - SILVER - 2nd PLACE - Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) for "I'm Heinous"

With 8 points - BRONZE - 3rd PLACE - Jeff Reuben for "Brown Rear"

Congratulations to the three winners!

And thanks and congratulations to all who participated!

Here are the other participants' vote totals:

Johnny D - 7
Joelle - 6
Agrimorfee - 1
Guy DiRito - 0
S.T.G. - 0
Bryan Pardue - 0
Claude Prez - 0


OOOOHHH!!! I WON! :D ::)  Thanks you all very much...Gosh, "Grossest is the land"  WOW!

Hoorah! Handshakes all around (for those who don't know, this is a new type of GROSS milkshake)

Wow, this is the first contest I've entered that I actually got votes!

Good job guys! Excellent choices for the winners!