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Subject: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread --- ENTRIES CLOSED
Written By: Johnny_D on 09/17/04 at 5:49 pm
***ENTRIES CLOSED***VOTING THREAD TO BE POSTED SHORTLY***
All right, all right, let's all get it out of our collective systems by having ourselves a little...
.... GROSSEST PARODY CONTEST !
To enter, reply to this thread with the URL of your entry --- enter what you believe is your GROSSEST parody!
Your entry can be a parody you posted at any time either in the past or before this entry-thread is declared closed.
Only parodies posted on www.amiright.com are allowed in this contest --- parodies posted on www.whatfreaks.com are not allowed in this contest. However, if exactly the same parody is posted on both www.amiright.com and also www.whatfreaks.com, then such a parody will be allowed in this contest.
This entry-thread will be declared closed sometime between 11:59 PM EDST Friday 9/24/04 and 11:59 PM EDST Saturday 9/25/04. The voting-thread will be posted shortly thereafter.
By entering, you are agreeing to read all the other entries and vote.
Vote by replying to the voting thread (not to this entry thread) with your three favorites in order: Top choice gets 3 points, next gets 2 points, third favorite gets 1 point.
You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
What this contest is looking for are what the entrant-voters believe to be the most cleverly-written, entertaining, witty, and shamelessly-stomach-turningly-GROSS parodies that people can come up with!ÂÂ
On your marks...
Get set...
And...
...FLOOOSSSHHH !
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 09/17/04 at 9:41 pm
Hee hee, this oughta be good. I don't know if this is my grossest but it's one of my favorite gross ones: Gerbil Maze
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: jreuben on 09/17/04 at 10:21 pm
Brown Rear:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/countingcrows1.shtml
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: PRobinson on 09/18/04 at 12:37 am
Johnny D - Does this only include posting made to "amiright" or are "whatfreaks" postings allowed here?
Paul R.
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Johnny_D on 09/18/04 at 1:04 am
Johnny D - Does this only include posting made to "amiright" or are "whatfreaks" postings allowed here?ÂÂ
Paul R.
Hmm, good question Paul ... I gave it some thought and posted my decision in the rules-list at the top of this thread.
Thanks,
Johnny D :)
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: DarkAura on 09/18/04 at 11:37 am
"Laxative" has to be my grossest... ???
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/switchfoot1.shtml
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Luke Brattoni on 09/19/04 at 12:12 am
Would entering a George W Bush parody cross the limits of 'gross'?
I do believe the final line of my chosen parody sums up Johnny D's life rather charmingly, as his 'wit leaks votes like a Bleedin' Pad.'
And speaking of odorous menstrual fluid:
"I'm Heinous" to (surprise!) Eminem's "My Name Is"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/eminem30.shtml
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: PRobinson on 09/20/04 at 9:56 am
JD - Not feeling too well so I'm withdrawing.
Nothing serious (I think)
pr
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: DoRitos on 09/20/04 at 10:51 am
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/creedenceclearwaterrevival40.shtml
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: agrimorfee on 09/20/04 at 12:26 pm
My tribute to emeticism:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/petergabriel0.shtml
(Hear the original, with Peter Gabriel's video of "Growing Up" at his website: http://www.petergabriel.com/video/)
(Original lyrics here:http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/petergabriel/growingup.html)
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Rick D on 09/20/04 at 9:35 pm
This is not a contest I want to win. Good luck, boys.
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: johnlomain on 09/21/04 at 6:40 pm
I really don't have any gross ones, but I wouldn't want to win this one either.
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Johnny_D on 09/22/04 at 1:23 pm
Remember The Great Cicada Invasion of 2004 ?
Mmm, cicadas, mmm... mmm.... (crunch, crunch, munch, munch)...
I Wanna Eat Cicadas
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Spaff.com on 09/22/04 at 7:29 pm
Divine idea, Johnny. I was gonna enter with one of these:
"Feces on Me" to Ashlee Simpson's "Pieces of Me"
or
"The Little Old Lady with Diarrhea" to Jan & Dean's "The Little Old Lady from Pasadena"
Only one small problem: I haven't actually written either one of those yet. (I can't even find an MP3 of the latter.) So I doubt I'll make the deadline.
But this oughta be a fun one. Enjoy, you sick bastards.
xoxox
Spaff
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: larry on 09/22/04 at 8:02 pm
Looks like an interesting contest. If I write something gross soon, I'll enter it.
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Joelle on 09/22/04 at 9:24 pm
Belch! to the Beatles' Help!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles582.shtml
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: Johnny_D on 09/24/04 at 7:54 pm
Slime's running out....er, I mean, TIME'S running out, to enter Amiright's GROSSEST Parody Contest !
I'll be posting the voting thread either after 11:59:59 PM tonight or sometime Saturday morning, so hurry, hurry, hurry, step right up and make us barf with delight! ;D
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: PRobinson on 09/24/04 at 11:06 pm
Oh, what the heck (heh, heh), guess I'll jump back in the pool here since I'm feeling a little more frisky now.
Gonna go with "That Hairy Old Woman", a parody of the Guess Who's hit "American Woman"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theguesswho17.shtml
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread
Written By: STG on 09/25/04 at 1:20 am
I guess I'll lay out "Shower" parody of "Bother" by Stone Sour.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/stonesour2.shtml
Subject: Re: GROSSEST Parody Contest Entry Thread --- ENTRIES CLOSED
Written By: Johnny_D on 09/25/04 at 12:42 pm
***ENTRIES CLOSED***VOTING THREAD TO BE POSTED SHORTLY***