~~Vote by replying to this thread with your three favorites in order: Top choice gets 3 points, next gets 2 points, third favorite gets 1 point.
~~You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
~~Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
~~Voting continues until the last day of the month ends.
~~Anyone who's participated in a SOTM contest may vote.
~~Anyone who enters but does not vote by the end of the month is disqualified and may not participate next month.
~~Voters must leave a brief comment on every parody, indicating they've read it for the SOTM contest (something like, "SOTM--555" or whatever)



#1  Cannibalizin' by Agrimorfee
             mp3
             Lyrics

#2  Groundhog  by Jeff Reuben

#3  Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Muslims

#4  Vulcans Of Swing by Johnny D

#5  The Ballad Of Janet Jackson by Robert J. Pagliaro

#6  The Longest Rhyme by Rick Duncan

#7  Look Into The Light (Dentist Visit) by 2nz

#8  I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...) by Spaff.com

#9  Dr. Death by Claude Prez

#10  Pac-Man by The Invincible

#11  Breakin' Some Wind by Phil Nelson

#12  The Batmobile by Merry and Pippin
          mp3

#13  A Few Of My Favorite Streaks by Know 1 can hear you dream

#14  A Boob At The Half by Paul Robinson

3 pts-- Robert Pagliaro for doing it first
2 pts-- Paul R. for doing it, too, but just as hilariously
1 pt-- Spaff for hitting everything--pacing, funny, creativity

3 points for #13  A Few Of My Favorite Streaks by Know 1 can hear you dream

2 points for #14  A Boob At The Half by Paul Robinson

1 point for #5  The Ballad Of Janet Jackson by Robert J. Pagliaro

3 pts 2nz #7

2 pts Agri #1

1 pt  Paul #14

I loved Robert P's boob one also, and it won't surprise me if it wins, but since only one boob was exposed, I couldn't vote for both. The other guys deserved too.

Well, hard as always but I´ll have to go with Spaff again.

3 Points: I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...) by Spaff.com

2 Points: The Batmobile by Merry and Pippin

1 Point: Dr. Death by Claude Prez

I would also like to say to Robert J. Pagliaro that you might have gotten 1 or maybe even 2 points from me if this comp had been run in March. It´s still a media hype that never will be forgotten but in retrospect, what the h*ll happened that stirred up such an absurd fuzz about such a natural thing as a womans breast? In retro, it´s more the hype than the happening that IS the subject. Marshall McLuhan would smile from his grave, assuming he´s dead, or maybe it´s just old me.

Almost impossible to decide with this one, a whole lot of really good ones.  But here we go:

3 points- #5  The Ballad Of Janet Jackson by Robert J. Pagliaro

2 points- #6  The Longest Rhyme by Rick Duncan

1 point- #10  Pac-Man by The Invincible

Tough one to judge this February competition . . . all great entries, all well-written.  Here goes:

1st - (#14)  A Boob At The Half by Paul Robinson - simply because, let's face it, it was the story of the month and one of the stories of the year.  Despite the fact that Mr. Robinson felt the breast was "flat", the timeliness and newsworthyness are two things that I especially like to see in a parody and this piece certainly contained both. 

2nd - #8  I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...) by Spaff.com - What can I say? (I still think Spaff has better grass out there) - Truly creative, well done on so many levels.

3rd - (#12)  The Batmobile by Merry and Pippin - Original idea to one of my favorite shows as a kid - hell, I'd still watch it today if it were on and I still admit to a long infatuation over Batgirl (especially with the wig). 

Tough one to judge this February competition . . . all great entries, all well-written.  Here goes:

1st - (#14)  A Boob At The Half by Paul Robinson - simply because, let's face it, it was the story of the month and one of the stories of the year.  Despite the fact that Mr. Robinson felt the breast was "flat", the timeliness and newsworthyness are two things that I especially like to see in a parody and this piece certainly contained both. 



And besides which, you could not vote for your own.  ;)

As usual, it was painful trying to eliminate any from my too-long list of must-votes. So if yours isn't one of these three, it's because it placed a close fourth.

3 points: #3, Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Muslims
2 points: #7, Look Into The Light (Dentist Visit)
1 point: #5, The Ballad Of Janet Jackson

xoxox
Spaff

Tough round to call, I liked just about all of them enough to consider for the top three places, but...my selections:

1st place -  #8 Spaff - "I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)"
2nd place - #5 Robert Pag's - "The Ballad Of Janet Jackson"
3rd place -  #9 Claude P's - "Dr. Death"

I feel I have no choice for first place (having previously described this parody as possibly the best on amiright)

3 points - #8 "I feel Happy"
2 points - #1 "Cannibalizin'"
1 point - #9 "Dr Death"

3 points -- #8 Spaff.com

2 points -- #3 Phil Alexander

1 point -- #5 Robert J. Pagliaro

My votes go to :

3 pts :  # 14  "A Boob At The Half" Parody by Paul Robinson

2 pts :  # 4  "Vulcans of Swing" Parody by Johnny D

1 pt :  # 1  "Cannibalizin'" Parody by Agrimorfee

3 pts to #7 - 2nz' dentistry dilemma....

2 pts to # 8 - Spaff's dwarf tossing....

1 pt to # 5 - Bob's boobs

This part is always so trying, after reading so much quality work to only be able to pick three. I hurt myself narrowing it down, but here they are:

3 points: #14 "A Boob At The Half" by Paul R.

2 points: #3 "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Muslims" by Phil A.

1 point: #8 "I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)" by Spaff com.

3 pts:  #6 (Rick Duncan)
2 pts:  #11 Phil Nelson
1 pt:  #1 Agrimorfee

First Place:  "I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...) by Spaff.com (18 points)

Second Place:  "A Boob At The Half" by Paul Robinson (14 points)

Third Place:  "The Ballad Of Janet Jackson" by Robert J. Pagliaro (12 points)


2nz  8
Phil Alexander  7
Agrimorfee  6
Rick Duncan  5
Know 1 can hear you dream  3
Merry and Pippin  3
Claude Prez  3
Phil Nelson  2
Johnny D  2

Congratulations Spaff, Paul and Robert.  Only non-voter this contest was The Invincible so he forfeits his lone point plus is prohibited from participating in the September contest.  Thanks to everyone who did vote.

Congratulations, Spaff The Glorious Pseudo-Omnipotent Quasi-Almighty Cosmic Parody-Being!

And congratulations to Boobmeisters Paul & Robert
for winning themselves a set of Silver & Bronze nip-medallions!

Well, of course the pair of boobs had to be in there. And topped by a staff, er, Spaff. Congrats.

Congrads are in order for Spaff and the two boobs... er, boob parodies. Congratulations Spaff (you SUPER-Almighty toilet-hog), Paul and Robert. Good show I say. And that goes for everyone else as well. So... anyone want an autograph from the guy who came in fourth....... anybody...?

Cool!!  2nd to the Spaffmeister is certainly no dishonor - I appreciate the kind comments and favorable votes given me here, and I happily accept the "Silver" for this round.  Excellent job, Spaff, and you as well, Robert...it looks like we may have split up some of the votes by doing the same subject here.  JD - "Nip-Medallions"??  hmmmm...would certainly help keep us alert, wouldn't it?

congrats to whoever won

All were great entries - truly a privilege and an honor to be in a contest with all of you.  Spaff and Paul - Congratulations!

All were great entries - truly a privilege and an honor to be in a contest with all of you.  Spaff and Paul - Congratulations!

Thanks, bpags...

pr

Second Place:  "A Boob At The Half" by Paul Robinson (14 points)
Third Place:  "The Ballad Of Janet Jackson" by Robert J. Pagliaro (12 points)


Messrs. Robinson and Pagliaro: Had your lovely parodies not split the Nipplegate vote, either one of you would have kicked my hiney this month. Congrats to both of you.

And to everyone here: Thanks for making me feel happy. Repeatedly.

xoxox
Spaff

And to everyone here: Thanks for making me feel happy. Repeatedly.

xoxox
Spaff



Deal with the bliss, Spaff.  Deal with the bliss.  You'll undoubtedly be forced to enjoy more.

;D

Johnny D

Messrs. Robinson and Pagliaro: Had your lovely parodies not split the Nipplegate vote, either one of you would have kicked my hiney this month. Congrats to both of you.

And to everyone here: Thanks for making me feel happy. Repeatedly.

xoxox
Spaff

Oh, your Spaffyness, I am not so sure of that, but thank you... I wrote you a parody late Saturday night - it should be up whenever ChuckyG updates the "new entries" postings.  Hope you get a kick out of it - pr

Deal with the bliss, Spaff.  Deal with the bliss.  You'll undoubtedly be forced to enjoy more.

;D

Johnny D





JD - you probably didn't have to consult with your "8-ball" or whip out your Tarot deck to make that prediction.  It's a good thing I'm not that good, I'd likely be more completely insufferable than I already can be at times if that were the case.  Of course, that's a completely hypothetical situation that I don't think I'm gonna have to worry about.  I mean, look what happened to Sally Field once she discovered that people really liked her - has she had a good role since then???