Please note that the new rule proposal has passed so a comment on every entry is required to avoid disqualification.  Thank you.

~~Vote by replying to this thread with your three favorites in order: Top choice gets 3 points, next gets 2 points, third favorite gets 1 point.
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#1 Just A Severed Head/ I Ain't Got No Body by Claude Prez

#2 Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?) by Adagio
       Recording

#3 Ear Doctor by Johnny D
        Listen To Sample
       Lyrics

#4 My Baby Loves To Drink Beast Light From A Can by Jeff Reuben

#5 Pickin' Up The sheeshz by Rick Duncan

#6 Breaking The Seams by 2nz

#7 Fifty Ways To P*ss Off PETA by Merry and Pippin

#8 Mr Bean by Phil Alexander

#9 I Am the W by Agrimorfee
       Lyrics
              Sample

#10 Bow Wow by Ethan Mawyer

#11 I'm a D-i-c-k by Spaff.com

#12 (I Just Wanna See Your) Teddy, Dear by MooRocca
       Recording

#13 A Baby Boomer's Rap by Mari Duncan

The link to Ethan's "Bow Wow" doesn't work.

thanks rick... i think the problem is because of the "tp" between the "http" and the "www" i don't think that belongs there. This link should work:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/petulaclark9.shtml

it does

Fixed now; sorry bout that.

This was a very difficult round -- more than three of the entries are parodies I consider among my faves on the site, overall.  More than three others are parodies I considered worthy of the three point slot for other reasons.  I finally had to set some arbitrary criteria to narrow it down to three and then rank them.  So, ranked by the number of times these parodies popped into my head  and made me smile or even chuckle aloud despite a very bad day that was the worst day yet in an already bad week... 

3 points to  #1 Just A Severed Head/ I Ain't Got No Body by Claude Prez

2 points to #7 Fifty Ways To P*ss Off PETA by Merry and Pippin

1 point to #10 Bow Wow by Ethan Mawyer

Honorable mentions, "wow!"s and a flick of my bic all around, this time! 

3 PT=#11--Spaff! Again!originality and laughs
2 PT=#3 Johnny! Again! Just as silly as the original, but every chorus changed,too!
1 PT=#13 Mari finally gets a vote! Clever!

Dammit, I always hate having to narrow these things down to three.

3 points: #13, "A Baby Boomer's Rap"
2 points: #1, "Just a Severed Head"
1 point: #3, "Ear Doctor"

xoxox
Spaff

Sigh.  I like them all!  However, this time, my votes go to:

1.  "Just A Severed Head / Ain't Got No Body" (Claude) - This one scans very well and it totally cracked me up!  Since I parodied the same OS myself and found it very challenging, hats off!
2.  " I'm a D-i-c-k" (Spaff) - Funny and good choice of topic.  I'm married to a Richard who hates to be called "Dick" and can relate.
3.  "50 Ways to P*ss off PETA" (Mer & Pip) - Liked the scan and the flow, laughed.

Oops. I almost forgot to vote. There's so many contests going.

3 pts  Spaff

2 pts  Johnny D

1 pt  2nz

And of course, my real fave I can't vote for (heh heh)

  My votes:

  #3 Johnny D  3 votes
 
  #13 Mari  2 votes

  #5 Rick  1 vote

Hard to put an order to these...

3 points - #13 Mari
2 points - #1 Claude
1 point - #12 MooRocca

3 points to: #5 Pickin' Up The sheeshz by Rick Duncan


2 points to: #12 (I Just Wanna See Your) Teddy, Dear by MooRocca


1 point  to: #6 Breaking The Seams by 2nz

#13 Mari -- 3 points

#11 Spaff -- 2 points

# 7 Merry and Pippin -- 1 point

Lot of good ones in this batch, but I will go with:

#6 2nz's "Breaking the Seams"  3 pts.

#3 Johnny's "Ear Doctor"  2 pts.

#10 Ethan's "Bow Wow"  1 pt.

3 points : #8 Mr Bean by Phil Alexander

2 points : #1 Just A Severed Head/ I Ain't Got No Body by Claude Prez

1 point : #5 Pickin' Up The sheeshz by Rick Duncan

3 pts:  #11 (Spaff)
2 pts:  #13 (Mari)
1 pt:  #5 (Rick)

Here's me vote:

3 points: #13 (Mari)

2 points: #11 (Spaff)

1 point: #7 (Merry and Pippin)

In other words, what Claude said)

First Place:  "A Baby Boomer's Rap" by Mari Duncan (17 points).

Second Place:  "I'm A D-I-C-K" by Spaff.com (15 points).

Third Place:  "Just A Severed Head (Ain't Got No Body)" by Claude Prez (12 points).



other points awarded

Johnny D  10
Rick  6
Merry & Pippin  5
2nz  5
MooRocca  3
Phil  3

Ethan would have gotten 2 points but since he forfeited he doesn't get them.  Thanks all and congratulations to Mari, a well-deserved win.

Mari is especially thrilled that she got this without my vote. The kindness of strangers means more in this case than my occasional loyalty. She worked very hard on it, and it seemed not to get much attention at first. But I think her work, like herself, grows on you with time.

Mari is especially thrilled that she got this without my vote.


I was wondering about that as well. But now you get to uphold your rule and a first place medal. Huzzas are in order for Mari and her finely crafted work of art. Huzzas are also in order if I spelled Huzza correctly. Congrads Mari, Spaff and Claude. Three well-deserved medals in a tight competition.

P.S. Huzzas are truly in order for the RAD and MAD duo, who would now officially be the first couple of amiright to get matching medals in SOTM. HUZZA!

Aw, shucks!  What a trip!  It's really flattering to have won, in such good company and with some really outstanding parodies in the running!  The main thing that I wanted was for more people to read it.  Congrats to Spaff and Claude as well!  :)

Congratulations to my parody-writing friends & colleagues Mari Duncan, Spaff.com, and Claude Prez!

Your respective AMIRIGHT SOTM MEDALS shall be posted shortly.

Well done all !!  ;D

Nice one, Mari :)

Congrats Mari, Spaff and Claude!

Congrats, MAD!

Those losers who got silver and bronze aren't worthy to share a podium with you.

xoxox
Spaff

Congrats, MAD!

Those losers who got silver and bronze aren't worthy to share a podium with you.

xoxox
Spaff



Speak for yourself, buddy.  Say, Spaff, what's 18 X 3?


Modified to ask whose LA-Z Boy this is up on the podium...oh, wait..."Property of Spaff.com..."

Say, Spaff, what's 18 X 3?


The age and quantity of women in your hot tub?


whose LA-Z Boy this is up on the podium...oh, wait..."Property of Spaff.com..."


So, lazy boy, you're my property now?

xoxox
Spaff

So, lazy boy, you're my property now?


My current owner wife says sure, you can have me.  She also says to tell you that in addition to lazy, I'm also dumpy, homely, stinky, dopey, grumpy, and poorly dressed.  My diet consists mostly of White Castle cheeseburgers and Heath Bites so make sure you stock up.  You'll also want me to have my own bathroom.  Also, that hot tub harem of barely legals?  Not included (rental from Ho's "R" Us).   I'll be arriving tomorrow.

Say, Spaff, what's 18 X 3?



(Please let it be "The forumula you're going to use to add up Mel's points in the Sept. SOTM contest"  Please, please, please!!!  *crossing fingers*)



The age and quantity of women in your hot tub?


Drat! 

Say, Spaff, what's 18 X 3?

...can I butt in and suggest 42... ?

in addition to lazy, I'm also dumpy, homely, stinky, dopey, grumpy, and poorly dressed.  My diet consists mostly of White Castle cheeseburgers and Heath Bites so make sure you stock up. 


I swear you stole that verbatim from my eHarmony profile. I already have all that stuff; it sounds like what I really need to invest in is some HELLO MY NAME IS nametags so that people can tell us apart.

And I'm relieved that you're not bringing your 18 three-year-olds.

xoxox
Spaff