You know the rules vote for your favorite song next to a number by next sunday by 10pm eastern USA time:

But first... an example of an ideal entry by someone who has already won 2 rounds and is not named claude:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/carlysimon21.shtml

1. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/claudemichelschonbergmusicherbertkretzmerlyrics0.shtml
2. http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel96.shtml
3. http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/brucespringsteen12.shtml
4. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/neildiamond50.shtml
5. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/rickymartin14.shtml
6. http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/loubega13.shtml
7. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/beegees15.shtml
8. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/chuckberry7.shtml
9. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/neilyoung1.shtml
10. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/creedenceclearwaterrevival10.shtml
11. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/beyonc3.shtml
12. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles292.shtml
13. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/lifehouse12.shtml
14. http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/countingcrows0.shtml
15. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theeagles8.shtml
16. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rollingstones9.shtml
17. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/pattipage2.shtml
18. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/nelly0.shtml
19. http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michaeljackson22.shtml
20. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/annie0.shtml
21. http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel87.shtml

I'm going to go with #21, which is pure brilliance. "He's Always A Clipboard QB."

I am soooo inclined to say number 5, but that would be terribly biased and evil of me.  I'll come back and vote once I've judged them all fairly (like that'll happen).   

sorry but until you've entered at least one song in the competition you can't vote

sorry but until you've entered at least one song in the competition you can't vote


Oh, haha...yeah, I knew that...  ::)  God, it sucks being a newbie.  I'd better go check the rules again. 

I'm going with #21 :)

I knew Rice Cube was smart when he wrote "Master of the Mouse." Yes I have been here that long. thanks for the consecutive votes. lol. Glad someone likes us. You guys know me... I'll throw my vote in here soon.

I'm going for #17, "How much is that horny little bimbo?" Cracked me up. Loved Rice and Watt and Jeff R. also.

Read em all, voted on em all, commented on em all(I think....maybe hope I didnt miss one) and have to go with 21

12.  Gotta go with Rick D, who made me remember a tune I didn't think I knew, and did it cleverly at that, with "Hurl".

My Vote's on 5. HAIL RALPHING!

I knew Rice Cube was smart when he wrote "Master of the Mouse." Yes I have been here that long. thanks for the consecutive votes. lol. Glad someone likes us. You guys know me... I'll throw my vote in here soon.


Thanks, I try not to be dumb if I can help it ;D

Some great work here, everyone, but I find Ethan Mawyer's brilliant slant of a psychologist analysing Hansel to take the cake.
MY VOTE IS #6!

(Honourable mention: #17)

My favorite line of this round is:
"And I was thinking to myself she could be twenty or she could be twelve."

So I gotta go with #15, Hotel BeastOlympia.

xoxox
Spaff

#15

My vote goes to #1  John's hanging chads

I'm gonna have to go with 17
That was just hilarious, and I'm still wondering how much the horny little bimbo is.....................

:D

My vote goes to #1

I thought this round was weaker than some of the previous ones, but there were 3 songs that stood out:

#6. Ethan's "Hansel's Crummy Life"

#10. RIce & Watt's "Hiding My Porno"

#17. Jeff Reuben's "Hotel Beast Olympia"

I am going to have to say that #17 slightly edged out the other two. The pacing and internal rhyme were great - a real masterpiece (in spite of my having no idea what a 'beast olympia' was supposed to be...) :)

Merry, I assume you meant #15, not #17, since you were referring to Hotel BeastOlympia?  Just wanted to make sure for the voting.

And to answer your question, Beast and Olympia are two cheap college beers:  Milwaukee's Best (Beast), and Olympia, which may be even worse than Beast!  Thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed it!

I vote for

15. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theeagles8.shtml

#21 "He's Always a Clipboard QB" by Mike Armstrong

I'm glad I checked... I could have sword I'd voted already, but can't see it.  But vote goes to #1, JJ's Hanging Chads

PS Sword?? Freudian typo... "sworn"

i'm also voting for number 1.... plunging us into a three way tie.

Came down to #6 and #21 for me.

Had to go with Ethan's, made me laugh the hardest (#6)

#15 - hotel beastolympia. i'd read it before but i guess i didn't pay as much attention before to see how well written it actually is

#10 "Hiding My Porno" by Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

Almost forgot and nearly made it.  :)

1:4
15:5
21:4
6:2
17:2
12:1
10:1

And the winner is... Jeff Reuben with Hotel Beastolympia

Congrats Jeff.  ;D

Congratulations, Jeff, for a well-deserved victory.  I knew you would get (at least) one sooner or later.

Glad you won, Jeff.

Congratulations, Jeff.  I sat out this round, but I still want to congratulate you - well done!  :)

grrrrr.... kinda bitter about losing this round.... but if i have to i'd rather have jeff beat us than most anyone else. my sincerest congratulations.

Thank you everyone!  Very tough round, several other songs could have easily won.  Glad all that beer in college didn't go to waste. 

Glad all that beer in college didn't go to waste. 

I didn't think that beer in college could go to waste...

Well done, Jeff :-)