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Subject: All-Time Favorites
Written By: c4p on 09/01/17 at 6:52 pm
Welcome to the All-Time Favorites List! As of this writing, there are over 86,000 song lyric parodies at AmiRight. They’re not all great, but a lot of them are. This thread is where I’m linking to some of my personal favorites, and anyone else who cares to is invited to do the same. Oh, and if you feel left out because none of your parodies are listed, take heart! This first one really is one of my favorites, and it's about you! I’ve divided these into handy categories, but that’s not really necessary.
THE BIG SEVEN
The Big Seven is sort of a mythical list of the seven songs that have emerged as traditionally the most difficult/ impressive, or just flat-out favorite songs to parody. There were whole threads on the message board about them. They were, in no particular order:
~~The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot
~~Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band (or Bruce Springsteen, if you’re a purist)
~~Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast
~~American Pie by Don McLean (or Madonna, if you’re a moron. Just kidding. Sort of.)
~~Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
~~The Major-General’s Song by Gilbert & Sullivan
~~Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Mary Poppins
So as these seven songs are generally agreed upon as some of the most impressive vehicles for a parodist to show off their skills, a sampling of the Big Seven will start our list, but you'll also see them interspersed throughout the other categories:
Shakespearean Pie by Spaff.com
Blind Dates Kind of Bite by Spaff.com
I Swear This Is the Last Time I’ll Go Boating with Odysseus by Spaff.com
The Wreck Of The Latest Royal Wedding by Kristof Robertson
Federal Unclean Communications Kommission by Spaff.com
Pee Our Test by Claude Prez
Camp Grenada Rhapsody by Kristof Robertson
PARODIES OF NOVELTY SONGS
Farewell Allah, Hello Buddha by Kristof Robertson -- a parody of “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” by Allan Sherman
Were You Doing Some Floozy Neighbor by Rick Cormier -- a parody of “Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor” by Lonnie Donegan
Ear Doctor by The Comedian -- a parody of “Witch Doctor” by David Seville
They’re Coming To Take Them Away Ha-ha by Rick Duncan -- a parody of “They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha-ha” by Napoleon XIV
Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic Ignoramus by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Brian Hyland
BREAST EVER
I’ve Named Every Pair....of Hooters by Dee Range -- a parody of “I’ve Been Everywhere” by Johnny Cash
Feed By Breast by Bob Gomez -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
99 Rubber Boobs by Stuart McArthur -- a parody of “99 Red Balloons” by Nena
See Your Chest by Phil Alexander -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Boob Operation by Jeff Reuben -- a parody of “Smooth Operator” by Sade
A Boob At The Half by Paul Robinson -- a parody of “A Day in the Life” by The Beatles
These Boobs Ain’t Made For Gawkin’ by Alvin Rhodes -- a parody of “These Boots Were Made For Walkin’” by Nancy Sinatra
Touch Your Chest by Invisible Boy -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
The Rack of Miss Fannie Fitzgerald by Airfarcewon -- a parody of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot
CHRISTMAS
Santaclaustrophobia’s My Psycho Diagnosis by Peter Andersson a.k.a. K1chyd -- a parody of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from Mary Poppins
Shopping With a Weapon in My Hand by Rick Cormier -- a parody of “Winter Wonderland”
Nuttin’ But Spam by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Nuttin’ For Christmas” by Barry Gordon
Christmas In Australia by AussieBullDog -- a parody of “Hotel California” by The Eagles
CARTOONS
Elmer’s New Gwoove (Wady-Hunting Time) by 2nz -- a parody of “The Longest Time” by Billy Joel
A Bear Named Pooh by Claude Prez -- a parody of “A Boy Named Sue” by Johnny Cash
H-M-D’Oh! by TJC
You And Me Betty Ain’t Nuthin But Rubbles... by Stuart McArthur -- a parody of “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang
88 Lines About 44 Cartoon Females by Chris Frederick -- a parody of “88 Lines About 44 Women” by The Nails
Elmer Fuddian Wapsody by Ol’ John Brown -- a parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
If Shrek’s Mom Had Only Been Sterile by John Jenkins -- a parody of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot
Flintsone-ian Rhapsody by Stray Pooch -- a parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
MORE BIG SEVEN
X-rated Films Can Be Amusing by Invisible Boy
Blindside On This Write by Agrimorfee
(Buy, Buy) An African Child by Kristof Robertson
I Am A Very Angsty Teen, A Poet And A Diarist by Sweet Indigo
Super Tacos With Green Salsa Give Me Halitosis by John Jenkins
Leave Our Nest by Steven Cavanagh
Euclidean Rhapsody by Ethan Mawyer
MUSIC
The Tunes I Wish They Could Unsing by Stuart McArthur -- a parody of “My Favorite Things” by Julie Andrews
Play That Country Music by My Name is Kenny -- a parody of “Play That Funky Music” by Wild Cherry
AGING
When I’m Eighty-Four by Al Silver -- a parody of “When I’m Sixty-Four” by The Beatles
Over The Hill by Claude Prez -- a parody of “Under The Sea” from The Little Mermaid
Seizures and the Runs by Alan Hochbaum -- a parody of “Seasons in the Sun” by Terry Jacks
When I Hit the Floor by Rod Worden -- a parody of “When I’m Sixty-four” by The Beatles
STUPIDITY
Dumb Blonde by EmiLoca -- a parody of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast
Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards by Red Ant -- a parody of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”
The Times When I Just Didn’t Think by Kristof Robertson -- a parody of “My Favorite Things” by Julie Andrews
Lady Morona by Rick Duncan -- a parody of “Lady Madonna” by The Beatles
POLITICAL VIEWS
Save Me, Obama by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Lady Madonna” by The Beatles
The Limbaugh Rock by Bob Gomez -- a parody of “The Limbo Rock” by Chubby Checker
Entitlement Things by Rod Worden -- a parody of “My Favorite Things” by Julie Andrews
Fifty Ways to Piss off PETA by Merry & Pippin -- a parody of “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon
Red State Woman by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Redneck Woman” by Gretchen Wilson
Read My Lips by Phil Alexander -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Applied A Bunch of Stickers To My S.U.V. by MooRocca -- a parody of “Tie A Yellow Ribbon” by Tony Orlando & Dawn
I Hereby Announce My Candidacy by Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd -- a parody of “Yesterday” by The Beatles
Budget Surplus by John Jenkins -- a parody of “American Pie” by Don McLean
TyrantFest by wannabemustangjockey -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Prez Like Me by Steven Cavanagh -- a parody of “Friend Like Me” from Aladdin
The Links at Mar-a-Lago by PlasticPaddy -- a parody of “Sick Bed of Cuchullain” by The Pogues
Atlas Shrugged by Sweet Indigo -- a parody of “The Boxer” by Simon and Garfunkel
STILL MORE BIG SEVEN
Quite A Spiteful Night by Stuart McArthur
American Pride by The Comedian
The Weapon Of Bold Knight Sir Farqharlot by Phil Alexander
I am the Very Master of all Errors Typographical by Red Ant
Me Depressed: Tarzan’s Lament by Kristof Robertson
Hookergalwithagilelipsanddeadlyhalitosis by Dee Range
Brohemian Rhapsody by Callmelennie
CELEBRITIES
Gwyneth Has A Rethink by Stuart McArthur -- a parody of “Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell
Pedophilia! by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson
Be Our Guest (Martha Stewart) by Paul Morton -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” by Julie Andrews
The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. Lo by Spaff.com -- a parody of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot
Media Celebrity by Rick Duncan -- a parody of “The Major-General’s Song” by Gilbert and Sullivan
Tiger Woods by Rice Cube & Watt Daddy -- a parody of the Spiderman Theme Song
SHOPPING
$19.99 (The infomercial song) by Laurence Dunne -- a parody of “1999” by Prince
Shopping Trip (We Gonna Shop Down To) by Jack Wilson -- a parody of “Electric Avenue” by Eddy Grant
Wal-Mart by Claude Prez -- a parody of “All-Star” by Smashmouth
PLACES/ TRAVELING
Nerd City by Earl S. Garber -- a parody of “Surf City” by Jan and Dean
Downtown 2003 by Stray Pooch -- a parody of “Downtown” by Petula Clark
Rob Me I’m A Tourist by Jeff Reuben -- a parody of “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco
Shrimp’s On The Barbie by Invisible Boy -- a parody of “Cat’s in the Cradle” by Harry Chapin
Vatican City by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Paradise City” by Guns N’ Roses
Sweat: Sistine Ceiling by Rick Duncan -- a parody of “Suite: Judy Blue Eyes” by Crosby, Stills, and Nash
50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage by Spaff.com -- a parody of “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon
Postcard To Chubby Checker by Giorgio Coniglio’s Grandson -- a parody of “Limbo Rock” by Chubby Checker
GENDER RELATIONS
Men Speak by EmiLoca -- a parody of “One Week” by Barenaked Ladies
The Reasons Why Women Need Men by 2nz -- a parody of “My Favorite Things” by Julie Andrews
Hot N Old by Arwen -- a parody of “Hot and Cold” by Katy Perry
I am the Very Model of a Modern Gender Feminist by Brad R -- a parody of “The Major-General’s Song” by Gilbert and Sullivan
She Likes You by Porfle Popnecker -- a parody of “She Loves You” by The Beatles
Can Full O’ Mace by Claude Prez -- a parody of "Chantilly Lace" by The Big Bopper
Sexi(e)st by Kristof Robertson -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Can’t Find Me a Guy by Arwen -- a parody of “American Pie” by Don McLean
That Heck of a Feminist, Cheryl by Stuart McArthur -- a parody of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot
Still Not Wed by Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd -- a parody of “Still Not Dead” by Willie Nelson
Your Mom by 2nz -- a parody of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast
GAS
I Didn’t Fart, You Liar by Dr. Oliver Clozoff -- a parody of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel
Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man? by The Comedian -- a parody of “Mr. Tambourine Man” by The Byrds
Big Ol’ Smelly Fart by Jim Selleck -- a parody of “Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus
HORROR
Braaaains by Steven Cavanagh -- a parody of “Fame” by Irene Cara
Undead By The Bite by Phil Alexander -- a parody of “Blinded By The Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band
Alien Hive by Steven Cavanagh -- a parody of "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees
It’s a Monster, Frankenstein by Rex Ungericht -- a parody of “Oh My Darling Clementine”
CLEVER INNUENDO
I didn’t use the F-word by Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd -- a parody of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel
I’m a Dick by Spaff.com -- a parody of “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks
BLATANT IN-YER-END-O
The Rectum Of Edmund Fitzgerald by Malcolm Higgins -- a parody of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot
My Sphincter’s Alone Now by A Room Full Of Monkeys -- a parody of “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tommy James and the Shondells
Makin’ Love (In The Men’s Bathroom Stall) by Mikey Squirrel -- a parody of “Makin’ Love (Out of Nothing At All)” by Air Supply
Your Mother is Quite a Slut by Claude Prez -- a parody of “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald by The Comedian -- a parody of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot
PARODIES WRITTEN BY THE WEBMASTER
I Wrote A Parody by ChuckyG -- a parody of "Jeopardy" by Greg Kihn
SUPERHEROES/VILLAINS
Supes Is Getting Old by Steven Cavanagh
Victor von Doom by Porfle Popnecker -- a parody of “Rocky Raccoon” by The Beatles
MOVIES
Film.cliche.fan Rhapsody by Stuart McArthur -- a parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
My Favorite Flicks by Al Silver -- a parody of “My Favorite Things” by Mary Martin
American Pie by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) -- a parody of “American Pie” by Don McLean
Saving Private Ryan (Tribute to Tom Hanks by Mike Armstrong -- a parody of “Live Like You Were Dyin’” by Tim McGraw
James Bond by E.S. Blofeld -- a parody of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast
That's all I have room for here, but there's lots more; I and others will be adding more below!
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: K1chyd on 09/02/17 at 5:30 am
I tip my hat (or propeller beanie) to anyone who manage to do all seven on that list. Despite being a veteran here I've only done three of them myself (and Claude has been so kind to include one of them on his list above). :)
With a stretch to an eight hard to do original song ("88 lines about 44 women" by The Nails) I'll add two parodies that had a huge influence on me back when I was fairly new here.
88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors by Spaff.com
My Favorite Words by Bob Gomez
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: c4p on 09/02/17 at 6:20 am
I tip my hat (or propeller beanie) to anyone who manage to do all seven on that list. Despite being a veteran here I've only done three of them myself (and Claude has been so kind to include one of them on his list above). :)
With a stretch to an eight hard to do original song ("88 lines about 44 women" by The Nails) I'll add two parodies that had a huge influence on me back when I was fairly new here.
88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors by Spaff.com
My Favorite Words by Bob Gomez
Now THAT is what I'm talking about! And that Gomez one reminds me of another one that's too good to be forgotten:
I didn’t use the F-word by Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
I have a bunch more loaded up to add but I gotta go to work so maybe later
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: K1chyd on 09/02/17 at 10:09 am
Thanks Claude! I remember that I had great fun writing that one. I'd also like to take this opportunity to mention that it was inspired by one special parody by the best writing duo to regularly post on this site back in the day.
Letter B by Merry & Pippin
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: c4p on 09/02/17 at 3:58 pm
Ran out of room in my first post; here's more
RELIGION
The Fundamentalist’s Song by Phil Alexander -- a parody of “The Major-Gereral’s Song” by Gilbert and Sullivan
You’ve Been Blessed (An Ode to Cults) by Cat -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Blasphemian Blasphemy by Matthias -- a parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
Yum, Deities! by McKludge -- a parody of “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid
MATH AND SCIENCE
Mathematical Pi by Double E -- a parody of “American Pie” by Don McLean
The Genome Song by Phil Alexander -- a parody of “The Galaxy Song” by Monty Python
It’s Just Irrational/ The Pi Song by Billy Florio -- a parody of “Just A Gigolo/ I Ain’t Got Nobody” by David Lee Roth
SITE SPECIFIC/INTERNET DYNAMICS
Be A “Guest” by Leo Jay -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
The “One Guy” Song by A Room Full Of Monkeys -- a parody of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from Mary Poppins
A Parodist’s Primer by Stan Hall -- a parody of “The Major-General’s Song” by Gilbert and Sullivan
I’m Certainly No Model Of An Amiwriter Deity by Old Man Ribber -- a parody of “The Major-General’s Song” by Gilbert and Sullivan
I’m Gonna Vote (500 Ones) by Phil Alexander -- a parody of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers
Stealthy AIR-space Man by Giorgio Coniglio
Monster Bash (AmiRight Halloween Party by Diva & Wild Man -- a parody of “Monster Mash” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett
Hittin’ on EmiLoca by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) -- a parody of “Livin’ La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin ***epic comment section alert***
SCIFI/ FANTASY
Princess Leia, Be Our Guest! by Steven Cavanagh -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Enterprise Pie by Michael Pacholek -- a parody of “American Pie” by Don McLean
Gollumian Rhapsody by Callmelennie -- a parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
Star Trek Fan by Chris Pyhtila -- a parody of “Sharp Dressed Man” by ZZ Top
Rebel Fights by KowGirl -- a parody of “Summer Nights” from Grease
Shatner by KowGirl -- a parody of “Shattered” by The Rolling Stones
You’ve Got Hogwarts by Spaff.com -- a parody of “All-Star” by Smashmouth
We are the Borg by Steven Cavanagh -- a parody of “We are the World” by USA for Africa
Sauron by Steven Cavanagh -- a parody of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast
MISC / GOT TIRED OF CATEGORIZING
Stephon by Ethan Mawyer -- a parody of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast
Halitosis by Jon Goldney -- a parody of “Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen
Stealing Movies by MooRocca -- a parody of “The 69th St. Bridge Song” by Simon and Garfunkel
A Bar Maid Fight by Jeff Reuben -- a parody of “Hard Day’s Night” by The Beatles
I Have No Career by Matthias -- a parody of “I’ve Been Everywhere” by Johnny Cash
Mad Libs by Agrimorfee -- a parody of “Mad World” by Tears For Fears
Goodbye Normal Jeans by Rex Ungericht -- a parody of “Candle in the Wind” by Elton John
Ode to Kenneth Lay by MarthaDTox -- a parody of “When You’re Old And Grey” by Tom Lehrer
The Ballad of Janet Jackson (Theme from the 2004 Super Bowl by Robert J. Pagliaro -- a parody of “The Ballad of Jed Clampett (Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)” by Paul Henning
Lie to the People by Robert J. Pagliaro -- a parody of “Fly Like an Eagle” by Steve Miller Band
Everyday A**holes by Billy Florio -- a parody of “Everyday People” by Sly and the Family Stone
Obstetrician’s Office by Alvin Rhodes -- a parody of “Octopus’ Garden” by The Beatles
Mend My PC by Phil Alexander -- a parody of “Under The Sea” from The Little Mermaid
Snack Machine by Royce Miller -- a parody of “Dancing Queen” by Abba
Great Dependent by Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort -- a parody of “Great Pretender” by The Platters
AAAND.....EVEN MORE BIG SEVEN
Look into the Light by 2nz
Nigerian Spam by Phil Alexander
Eat the Rest (The Fear Factor Song) by EmiLoca
Office Work (We Don’t Care) by 2nz
Please Invest! by Stuart McArthur
I Beat You In The Fight by Below Average Dave
Bohemian Rhapsody, AD 1278 version by Susanna Viljanen
I Am A Major Model And We’re Very Thin In General by Leo Jay
I Just Ate a Real Fantastic Knickerbocker Glory by Dumb Ass Kid
Saturday Night Live by Jack Wilson
Bohemoth Man Rhapsody by Alvin Rhodes
Bye Bye Little Chevy of Mine (v.2) by wannabemustangjockey
LubeHerChappedAndFrazzledLipsWithExtraVirginRichness by Leo Keough
Chia Pests by Rick Cormier
Blighted by the Mites/Binds Me Up too Tight/Guided by the Light/Bligh by John A. Barry
I am the very Model of a Student Undergraduate by Alex J
The Arresting of Edmund Fitzgerald by Michael Pacholek
Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism by Guy DiRito
Eat The French by Spaff.com
Extensively Remodelled, Now I’m Mostly Artific-ial by Kristof Robertson
Major Anti-Socialite by 2nz
She Loves Meat by Matthias
Blighted by the Lice by Mari Aranoff
Meet the Press by Mike Armstrong -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: Matthias on 09/02/17 at 8:32 pm
I'll provide links to my favorites as soon as I get to a computer there are some artists under represented here such as Weird Abbott, Blaydeman, Conqueror of Parodies, Johnny D, Alvin Rhodes and Below Average Dave.
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: c4p on 09/02/17 at 10:09 pm
I'll provide links to my favorites as soon as I get to a computer there are some artists under represented here such as Weird Abbott, Blaydeman, Conqueror of Parodies, Johnny D, Alvin Rhodes and Below Average Dave.
Awesome; please do! I gotta say, I've often wondered why nobody's done this before -- now I know. While it's definitely a pleasure to revisit great stuff I remember-- and discover great stuff I missed -- it can be VERY difficult to do so without worrying about leaving lots of deserving stuff out. Was hoping I'd be able to count on people who've actually been here the whole time to fill in my many blanks, so thanks very much in advance.
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: WeirdAbbott on 09/04/17 at 4:14 pm
I'll provide links to my favorites as soon as I get to a computer there are some artists under represented here such as Weird Abbott, Blaydeman, Conqueror of Parodies, Johnny D, Alvin Rhodes and Below Average Dave.
Hey, thanks Matty! That's very kind of you to say (I'm kind of interested to see which parodies of mine you think are the best ;D)
I'll agree that Blaydeman ("Lead Pants Party"), TCOP ("Don't Yell at Baristas") and Agrimorfee (with my all time favorite title switch with "Bedroom Ants") are some of my favorites.
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: philbo on 09/05/17 at 6:32 am
I'm surprised "De Most Wonderful Song Ever" didn't make the above list, it's one of my favourites on the site. And it couldn't possibly be because of the modesty of its author ;-)
I believe the same reprobate was responsible for this culinary "best-of-class": You Ate Somebody's Pet
Incidentally, many years down the line, I've finally learned how to play "Be Our Guest" on the guitar, and have been performing "See Your Chest" to rather good reviews this year :)
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: c4p on 09/05/17 at 8:35 am
Thanks very much Philbo! Don't think I ever mentioned it, but that "Wonderful" song was a reaction to a specific young parody artist inflating her vote totals to put one of her early parodies at #1 on the Top Ten list -- "Let Arwen Be" by a precocious then-14 or 15-year-old named EmiLoca (I don't mind naming her since she casually admitted it later, after she became legitimately awesome). So I was really just venting; I do think most parody authors can relate to it though.
Sadly, I never saved that version you did of my BTO parody, but I have checked out a lot of your recordings -- great stuff! Love some of the originals, plus that Shane MacGowan one is great. And when you perform "See Your Chest", please tell me you do the patient's verse, in a comically high-pitched "female" voice. That one really does kick ass. Of course, one of the funniest parts turned out to be when you insisted it was the last time you'd do BOG -- I think you're up to 8 now. And I've been wondering if it will ever occur to you to do a GoT-themed "Pay Our Debts" -- it might be 9.
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: Matthias on 09/05/17 at 12:38 pm
Took me all morning but I finally complied a list of the parodies that I think are the best on the site...
MOVIES
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IMDB (Agrimorfee)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barenakedladies60.shtml
Ralphie (Agrimorfee)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/denisleary1.shtml
Sharkoctopus vs. Piranhagator (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/flightoftheconchords5.shtml
The Most Beautiful Girl (On A Broom) (Blaydeman)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/flightoftheconchords7.shtml
Spielberg U (Blaydeman)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/gorillaz39.shtml
Solo And Indiana (Arwen)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/barrymanilow106.shtml
Dead Horse (Jake A Ralphing - Luke Brattoni)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/katyperryfeatjuicyj0.shtml
I Got Crabs from Darth Vader (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/garthbrooks26.shtml
Life in the Bat Cave (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theeagles181.shtml
It's A Trap (2nz)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disneysbeautyandthebeast5.shtml
A Bear Named Pooh (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnycash27.shtml
OCCUPATION
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Hank: Portrait of a Cargo Trucker (Agrimorfee)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/mrbungle3.shtml
Bag Boy (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kidrock23.shtml
Sweaty Beijing Shop (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/amyadams0.shtml
Jungle Cruise (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/weirdalyankovic75.shtml
I Have No Career (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/johnnycash3.shtml
DARK HUMOR
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Everyone's Doomed (So Buy Jet Skis) (Agrimorfee)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/bazlurhmanfriends0.shtml
2 Girls 1 Cup (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/tobykeith2.shtml
Nighty-Night, Stuffed Raccoon (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/nena24.shtml
Suicidal Anus (Plea from A*S*S) (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/kennyprimuswrittenbymichaelaltman0.shtml
Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1110.shtml
B*tch Slapped (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra148.shtml
Escape (The Trapped By Cannibals Song) (Arwen)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rupertholmes8.shtml
Band-Aid (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/danielpowter14.shtml
Just A Severed Head / Ain't Got No Body (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/davidleerothlouisprima0.shtml
Grandma Got Run Over By A John Deere (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/elmoandpatsy3.shtml
The Living Teddy Bear (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonjovi65.shtml
VACATIONS
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No Paradise At The Old Campsite (Agrimorfee)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/meatloaf23.shtml
Villa La Mediocre (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/rickymartin53.shtml
Rob Me I'm A Tourist (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/falco18.shtml
This One Camp Trip (Conqueror of Parodies)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/blink18292.shtml
GEOGRAPHY
----------------
Reindeer Horn Buyers Get Elk Poop For Free (Peter Andersson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/greenday387.shtml
Blame It On Djibouti (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thejacksons5.shtml
In Coxsackie (2nz)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/westsidestorycast4.shtml
It's Smelly, In Delhi (Stuart McArthur)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bobbymcferrin10.shtml
Japan! (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ladygaga6.shtml
S.L.C. (Agrimorfee)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/naughtybynature3.shtml
GAMES
---------
Affair Mushroom Kingdom (Below Average Dave)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eagles68.shtml
Mario (Rex Ungericht)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/garthbrooks47.shtml
Dungeon Crawling (McKludge)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theclash31.shtml
ANIMALS
------------
Antarctican Terrorist (Below Average Dave)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/greenday384.shtml
Cow Tipper (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/pitbull4.shtml
Where The Hell Are All The Dodos? (Blaydeman)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/wham40.shtml
Dainty, Wainty, Fuzzy, Wuzzy, Soft Pink Psychopathic Bunny (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/brianhyland22.shtml
The Dog Walkers (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem261.shtml
Unchained Rotweiller (Dee Range)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/righteousbrothers13.shtml
Crazy Ninja Squirrels (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/katyperryftsnoopdogg1.shtml
Kissed A Toad...Ack! (Cat)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/raycharles29.shtml
FOOD
--------
Pps Dpndncy (Pepsi Dependency) (Below Average Dave)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/falloutboy53.shtml
The Feast At Mama's Place (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/voltaire0.shtml
Deep Fried Carnival Cuisine (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/thebandperry0.shtml
Chewing Gum Taster (Rex Ungericht)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/blackeyedpeas62.shtml
Gobstoppers (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theb52s0.shtml
I Like to Play with Food (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/outkast9.shtml
88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thenails2.shtml
Duelling Mangoes (Stuart McArthur)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/earlflatandlesterscruggs0.shtml
You Ate Somebody's Pet (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive2.shtml
Troubling (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/colbiecaillat2.shtml
Yum, Deities! (McKludge)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/disneysthelittlemermaid3.shtml
She Loves Meat (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disney27.shtml
The Retired Trencherman (Agrimorfee)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thedecemberists0.shtml
BAD HABITS
----------------
Squeal Good AHHHHHH (Below Average Dave)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/gorillaz36.shtml
Foul Mouthed Me (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem272.shtml
Wrong Way (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/sublime5.shtml
Kicked In The Nuts (Blaydeman)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thelonelyislandftjustintimberlake0.shtml
Fondled By The TSA (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/mileycyrus5.shtml
Curses (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/britneyspears373.shtml
That's A No-No (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/deanmartin52.shtml
Highway to Heck (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/acdc60.shtml
Things That I Love To Hate (Invisible Boy)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/nena29.shtml
Thinking Out Loud (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/edsheeran10.shtml
SEX + DATING
-----------------
I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy (Below Average Dave)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/rem46.shtml
Poor Eunuch Norm (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theirishrovers6.shtml
Sexist (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/beautyandthebeast0.shtml
Hookers At My Front Door (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/creedenceclearwaterrevival67.shtml
Friends In Strange Places (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/garthbrooks48.shtml
Vegetation (Blaydeman)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne391.shtml
Guys I've Dated (Arwen)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne390.shtml
Hot N Old (A Cougar's Anthem) (Arwen)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/katyperry39.shtml
Can't Find Me a Guy (Arwen)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/donmclean86.shtml
You Can't Be Boba Fett (Arwen)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive21.shtml
Cameltoe (Jake A Ralphing - Luke Brattoni)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/justinbieber14.shtml
Antsy (Jake A Ralphing - Luke Brattoni)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/iggyazaleafeatcharlixcx0.shtml
Hooked Up with a Bigfoot (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel167.shtml
99 Words for Boobs (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/nena22.shtml
Your Mom (2nz)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/beautyandthebeast15.shtml
A Horny Geek (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/carrieunderwood32.shtml
Boy Toy (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/kidrock13.shtml
Homely No More (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/robthomas7.shtml
My Brother Done Rode A Sheep (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/queen159.shtml
Your Mother is Quite a Slut (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/queen83.shtml
That Don't Disgust Me Much (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/shaniatwain33.shtml
I've Named Every Pair....of Hooters (Dee Range)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/johnnycash4.shtml
Last Hiss (Dee Range)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/pearljamoriginallyreleasedin19620.shtml
We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore (Dee Range)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/neildiamondbarbarastreisand0.shtml
I Would Do Anything When Drunk(But I Won't Do That (Dee Range)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/meatloaf11.shtml
Ay Yi Yi Yi (Dee Range)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/cyndilauper16.shtml
Were You Doing Some Floozy Neighbor (Rick Cormier)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/lonniedonegan1.shtml
You Ain't Screamed, 'Nelson!' Yet (Rick Cormier)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive22.shtml
Hot For Zombies (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ladygaga16.shtml
Small, Doomed Tits (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/sweet15.shtml
I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas (Invisible Boy)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gaylapeevy0.shtml
HEALTH
----------
Smoking! (Jake A Ralphing - Luke Brattoni)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/wickedthemusical1.shtml
I Gotta Fever (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/theblackeyedpeas7.shtml
I'm On The Pill (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thelonelyisland3.shtml
Gastol (The Wonder Pill) (Conqueror of Parodies)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/beautyandthebeast16.shtml
HOLIDAY
------------
Santa is the Centerfold (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/jgeilsband39.shtml
Santa's Sometime House Of Fun (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/madness18.shtml
Enter Cupid (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/metallica35.shtml
Stuck With These Presents From You (12 Days Worth) (Stuart McArthur)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/stealerswheel27.shtml
Prequel to Stan...(back when he believed in Santa) (Stuart McArthur)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem271.shtml
#Elfie (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/thechainsmokers0.shtml
I Bought My Wife A KitchenAid For Christmas (Invisible Boy)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/gaylapeevy0.shtml
This Is Thanksgiving (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/marilynmanson28.shtml
BOOKS
----------
You've Got Hogwarts (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/smashmouth49.shtml
Sam I Am's Eggs and Ham (2nz)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thefoundations7.shtml
I am the Very Hobbit who has Habits not so Hobbit-y (2nz)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertsullivan140.shtml
I Won't Subscribe (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gloriagaynor55.shtml
CELEBRITIES
----------------
Spears (Rex Ungericht)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/reelbigfish8.shtml
88 Lines About 44 Strange Dates (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thenails5.shtml
Something To Put James Blunt In (Kristof Robertson)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michaeljackson132.shtml
Woody-Toothed Dude (Blaydeman)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/adamant6.shtml
Hannah Montana (Arwen)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/barrymanilow92.shtml
Publicise Her (Jake A Ralphing - Luke Brattoni)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/britneyspears360.shtml
He's Always Benedict to Me (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/bowlingforsoup69.shtml
Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/plainwhitets6.shtml
I Bagged a Tiger (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/survivor64.shtml
Whiny, Whiny, Gotta Sound Really Whiny (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/rebeccablack1.shtml
Chia Pests (Rick Cormier)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/beautyandthebeast12.shtml
WRITTEN WORD
--------------------
Eye Rhymes (Rex Ungericht)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/jamiroquai8.shtml
Tricky Tongue Twister (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/korn41.shtml
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
--------------------------------
Jack's Morning (Red Ant)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/suzannevega3.shtml
I'm Pinned Beneath My Things (Rick Cormier)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bettemidler18.shtml
INTERNET + TECHNOLOGY
----------------------------------
Craigslist (Blaydeman)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kanyewest27.shtml
WebMD (Abbott Skelding)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/tupacshakur2.shtml
Unfriended (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/natashabedingfield13.shtml
Rick-Rolled (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/keha13.shtml
CULTURE
------------
Enter The Ginger (Jake A Ralphing - Luke Brattoni)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/dieantwoord0.shtml
Punk-Rock Golden Era (Stuart McArthur)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/toneloc2.shtml
Redneck Wizard (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/gretchenwilson31.shtml
Red Haired Woman (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/gretchenwilson32.shtml
Dumb Blonde (Emiloca)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/beautyandthebeast5.shtml
Marching Band (Invisible Boy)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/reelbigfish2.shtml
Mom's Basement, We're Going Down (Invisible Boy)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/falloutboy60.shtml
TELEVISION
----------------
So Crap When Glee Sings (Jake A Ralphing - Luke Brattoni)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/glee0.shtml
Bert's No Good (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/johncougarmellencamp13.shtml
You And Me Betty Aint Nuthin But Rubble (Stuart McArthur)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thebloodhoundgang1.shtml
Pollywog (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/lilwayne8.shtml
SPORTS
----------
Contact Sports (2nz)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/weirdalyankovic74.shtml
Bubba Likes Fishin (McKludge)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/steelydan3.shtml
Fitness Time (Conqueror of Parodies)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/flightoftheconchords2.shtml
RANDOMNESS
------------------
I'm Everything (Spaff.com)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/michaelbuble1.shtml
Werewolves of Alabama (2nz)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kidrock17.shtml
25 Random Things (Claude Prez)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/nena27.shtml
Stuck on the Ceiling (Rick Cormier)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bjthomas23.shtml
Pee-Ammo Man (Conqueror of Parodies)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel245.shtml
I'm Blue?! (What The Hell?) (Conqueror of Parodies)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/eiffel6514.shtml
Wildest Dreams (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/taylorswift62.shtml
CLOTHING/ FASHION
--------------------------
I Dress Myself In Underoos (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/joanjettandtheblackhearts20.shtml
Dressing In The Dark (Jeff Reuben)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/brucespringsteen75.shtml
SHOPPING
-------------
The Difference (Matthias)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/cake7.shtml
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: K1chyd on 09/07/17 at 1:04 pm
Incidentally, many years down the line, I've finally learned how to play "Be Our Guest" on the guitar, and have been performing "See Your Chest" to rather good reviews this year :)
I have one of your recordings on my favorite car stereo CD - how could I not mention that!
"(Used to be a) Rockstar"" by Phil Alexander
Subject: Re: All-Time Favorites
Written By: agrimorfee on 09/12/17 at 8:16 am
The absolutely talented (and apparently dissolved?) duo of Merry & Pippin (http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/merrypippin.shtml) deserve some fine praise here.
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