Sooooooo... It's been awhile since we did a community project where everybody posted songs to one solid idea. The last one was "The Super Hero Album" to "The White Album" and it was a success this time however I'm thinking about doing Halloween Carols (That means doing spooky topics to Christmas songs). Kind of like "Nightmare Before Christmas" but in song parody form.

For example instead of "White Christmas" it would be "Fright Christmas"

This project would start November 1st and end on December 25th and EVERYBODY is welcome to submit their parodies.
At the end of it all I'll add them all up in a new artist page on Amiright (If we have a big enough turn out).

So anybody think this is a good idea? Are you with me?

Here are a couple of ideas that I have already...



1. "Norman, The Cross-Dressed Psycho" (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Raindeer)
2. "I Want The Necronomicon For Christmas" (I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas)
3. "Do They Know It's Frankenstein?" (Do They Know It's Christmas?)
4. "Have Yourself A Carrie Little Prom Dance" (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas)
5. "Freddy's Strange Claw Hand" (Frosty The Snowman)
6. "O Creature From The Black Lagoon" (O Little Town Of Bethlehem)

That sounds like a pretty cool idea! I'm definitely interested, and I'll submit something once I get an idea.

I would love if we could get a group parody of "Do They Know It's Halloween?", with contributions by many as A Barrel of Monkeys classically has done.

I would love if we could get a group parody of "Do They Know It's Halloween?", with contributions by many as A Barrel of Monkeys classically has done.


I like the whole idea of a Band Aid type of thing... A Blood Aid, if you will...

Thank you for saving my annual Halloween parodies. I had a few rough ideas, and only a few materialized before the Halloween deadline. And only one of them was a Christmas song parody ("I Saw Mommy Staking Dracula"). I definitely want in.

Some ideas I might flesh out:

http://cinemassacre.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/Myers-house2.jpg

"O Little Town of Haddonfield"

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/movie-draculas/Christopher-Lee-Dracula.jpg

"Dracula Killed Harker, Sun Down" (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

http://content8.flixster.com/question/48/30/82/4830826_std.jpg

Not a Christmas song, but "Harry (Yer a Wizard)" (Brandy, You're a Fine Girl)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/Silentnightdeadlynight.jpg/215px-Silentnightdeadlynight.jpg

"Silent Night, Deadly Night"

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101004012008/halloweenmovie/images/4/42/YoungMichael.jpghttp://www.michael-myers.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/301976_281269188570175_100000612882665_901773_245121520_n-1583440901.jpg

"Little Shape Mike" (Little St. Nick by the Beach Boys)

http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Lugosi,%20Bela/Annex/Annex%20-%20Lugosi,%20Bela%20(Mark%20of%20the%20Vampire)_02.jpg

"Here Comes Dracula"

"Have Yourself A Carrie Little Prom Date"

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/carrie2.jpg


http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/judygarland80.shtml

"The Slasher Song"

http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/slashers-watch-all-of-the-most-frightening-horror-movie-slasher-s-kills-in-2-minutes.jpeg?width=1200&height=600

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/natkingcole199.shtml

Band Aid – Do They Know It's Christmas


Here's a starting point, anyone wanna jump in?


It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid (It's Halloween, it is the time to be afraid...)
At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade  (It's Halloween, be full of fright as the demons parade...)
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime

But say a prayer to pray for the other ones
At Christmastime
It's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Oh, where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Here's to you, raise a glass for ev'ryone
Here's to them, underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Feed the world
Feed the world

Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmastime again
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmastime again

Band Aid – Do They Know It's Christmas


Here's a starting point, anyone wanna jump in?


It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid (It's Halloween, it is the time to be afraid...)
At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade  (It's Halloween, be full of fright as the demons parade...)
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime

But say a prayer to pray for the other ones
At Christmastime
It's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Oh, where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Here's to you, raise a glass for ev'ryone
Here's to them, underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Feed the world (Fear the ghosts)
Feed the world (

Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmastime again (Pinhead knows it's Halloween in Hell)
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmastime again


Just a couple lines... Let's keep this going!

So apparently this is a thing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WVYo5PCE9Y

I just submitted my own parody of "The Christmas Song," but this one involves a real-life American horror:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_2048w/2010-2019/Wires/Images/2014-09-30/AP/Speaker_Boehner-028ab.jpg

"The Congress Song"

US voting for a redneck Congress
Dow Jones dropping to zero
House of Reps being run by liars
The Senate run by rich a**holes

Everybody knows...

More Halloween Carols... This time a sexy little number about Rosemary's Baby titled...


"Satan's Baby"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kylieminogue29.shtml

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-50ke364NB54/UewgNA_qZEI/AAAAAAAAFjE/uNUAI_H6pLU/s1600/rosemary10.jpg

"Little Shop Of Horrors" to "Little Drummer Boy" is up next...

http://d3gtl9l2a4fn1j.cloudfront.net/t/p/original/vaONgYlW6zByMFkZ6v2RLXzfxLt.jpg

More Halloween Carols... This time a sexy little number about Rosemary's Baby titled...


"Satan's Baby"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kylieminogue29.shtml

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-50ke364NB54/UewgNA_qZEI/AAAAAAAAFjE/uNUAI_H6pLU/s1600/rosemary10.jpg


I'm wanting to do something with Rosemary's Baby and/or The Omen to the tune of "Mary, Did You Know?" But changing "Mary" to "Rosemary" would throw the pacing off. I guess "Scary, Did You Know?" works.

"Walkers In This Messed Up Georgia Land" about the show "Walking Dead"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/deanmartin94.shtml

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/12/17/1217-walking-dead-amc-3.jpg

"Here Comes Dracula"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/geneautry111.shtml

http://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bela-lugosi-dracula-ftr.jpg

What a coincidence!

Just submitted:

"Here Comes Dracula (Elvis Version)"

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4125/5010144266_ecdf98303f.jpg

and

"Same Old Trick or Treat" ("Same Old Lang Syne" by Dan Fogelberg)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cBYekHmJ6NA/UjnTaPvvIfI/AAAAAAAAAMA/ZQSGaoSW22Y/s1600/getArtistImg.jpg

I might do:

"Old Frank Stein" ("Auld Lang Syne")

http://doroteos2.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/colin_clive.jpg

"Silent Night, Deadly Night"

"O Little Town of Haddonfield"

Same Old Trick or Treat

Here comes Dracula

In addition to the above and aforementioned parodies, another has popped in my head and I might flesh it out:

Oh, the Enterprise captain's frightful
But the plane's already flightful
A gremlin, the wing has shown
Twilight Zone, Twilight Zone, Twilight Zone

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg

What other classic Twilight Zone episodes could I throw in?  ;D

Might do this one too...


"Marshmallow Man" to "Marshmallow World"

http://www.be-street.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cap_ghostbusters_cinebug_5-1.jpg

And this one...


"I Saw Mummies Wrapped Up In That Gauze" to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/cartoon-egyptian-mummy-21823531.jpg

Tomorrow comes 2 more...

1. "O Frankenstein" to "O Holy Night"

http://www.churchofhalloween.com/wp-content/gallery/frankenstein/frankenstein-anto-juricic.png

2. "Zombies Groan And Grimace" to "I'll Be Home For Christmas"

http://www.carreraszombis.com/images/CARRERAS-ZOMBIS-CARRERAS-DE-ZOMBIS-CARRERAS-ZOMBIES-CARRERAS-DE-ZOMBIES-RUN-ZOMBIES-apocalipsis-ciudad.jpg

Ringing in the New Fear with "Old Frank Stein." :)

Should lunkhead offspring be begot
Or man-made and designed?
Assistant Igor helps me lots
I’m Dr. Old Frank Stein

Is anybody interested in joining me writing these Halloween Carols again this year? It would be sweet to see ones done by different people. I'm going to send invites out to all my friends and we can all go Trick-Or-Treating on Amiright!

Coming November 1st to kick off the Holiday Season....

"WATCH IT GROW" to "LET IT SNOW" about THE BLOB

http://cigaretteburnscinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/BLOB-THE-Silver-Ferox-Design-WEB-1024x768.jpg

1. "Norman, The Cross-Dressed Psycho" (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Raindeer)
2. "I Want The Necronomicon For Christmas" (I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas)
3. "Do They Know It's Frankenstein?" (Do They Know It's Christmas?)
4. "Have Yourself A Carrie Little Prom Dance" (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas)
5. "Freddy's Strange Claw Hand" (Frosty The Snowman)
6. "O Creature From The Black Lagoon" (O Little Town Of Bethlehem)


The second title gave me LOL from just reading it - you should really do that one! :-)

And if you don't wanna do it yourself I call dibs on that one!

BTW - I have two that fits the theme already:

"I saw Santa in the Zombie Horde" to "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2260.shtml

"Feng Shui tought by Vlad" to "Felize Navidad"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/josefeliciano9.shtml

I've done I saw Freddy Slashing With His Claws in the past and think I'm going to try and get some Halloween Christmas stuff as well.

The second title gave me LOL from just reading it - you should really do that one! :-)

And if you don't wanna do it yourself I call dibs on that one!

BTW - I have two that fits the theme already:

"I saw Santa in the Zombie Horde" to "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2260.shtml

"Feng Shui tought by Vlad" to "Felize Navidad"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/josefeliciano9.shtml


Even if I do end up doing it I would like to see what your version of it looks like too...

Me and Chris both did "Here Comes Dracula" last year and they were too totally different parodies!

Even if I do end up doing it I would like to see what your version of it looks like too...

Me and Chris both did "Here Comes Dracula" last year and they were too totally different parodies!


I just found this, two guys I never heard of has done it already, they worked in "Cthulhu" too, I was gonna do that - bastards! :P

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/650599

I think I still see another angle on it though, so still maybe.

I have one thing done that should be coming, but I'm too evil to tell you what it is.

Coming tomorrow, "I want the Necronomicon for Christmas" - Thanks to Matty for the idea!  :)

I'm bringing this back for another season of off kilter holiday hits like...

Freddy's Vicious (The snores are over)

Ash Williams to Last Christmas

And

Violent Knife to Silent Night about Jason Voorhees

I know I've written some Halloween carols in the past.

HALLOWEEN CAROLS (2016)

1. "ALL I WANT FOR BREAKFAST IS YOU" to "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU" (About cannibals)

2. "SHARKNADO" to "LET IT SNOW" (About Sharknado)

3. "FREDDY'S VICIOUS (THE SNORES ARE OVER)" to "HAPPY XMAS (THE WAR IS OVER)" (About Freddy Kreuger)

4. "THE GODZILLA SONG" to "THE HANUKKAH SONG" (About Godzilla): http://amiright.com/parody/90s/adamsandler8.shtml

5. "PENNYWISE IS AN EVIL CLOWN" to "SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN" (About Stephen King's It)

6. "GREAT PUMPKIN" to "WHITE CHRISTMAS" (About Charlie's Brown Halloween)

7. "MERMAIDS HAVE CAUSED ME DRAMA" to "MELE KALIKIMAKA" (About real mermaids not the Disney kind)

8. "DAVID JUST GOT MAULED DOWN BY A WEREWOLF" to "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER" (About An American Werewolf In London)

9. "YOU'RE AN ODDBALL VINCENT PRICE" to "YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH" (About Vincent Price)

10. "O CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON" to "O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM" (About the Creature From The Black Lagoon)

11. "TOY KILLED A GIRL" to "JOY TO THE WORLD" (About Child's Play)

12. "MUST BE JIGSAW": http://amiright.com/parody/60s/mitchmiller1.shtml

First one sounds great. The ideas for Christmas parodies I'm getting now aren't going to be Halloween.

http://amiright.com/parody/60s/mitchmiller1.shtml

"THE GODZILLA SONG" to Adam Sandler's "THE CHANUKKAH SONG" is up next...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Godzilla_'54_design.jpg

Bring this again this year with a few "great" ideas...



1. "O Creature From The Black Lagoon" to "O Little Town Of Bethlehem"


2. "Do You Fear That I'm Clear" to "Do You Hear What I Hear" (About the Invisible Man)


3. "Strange Hyde" to "Sleigh Ride" (About Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde)


4. "Norman The Cross-Dressed Psycho" to "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" (Psycho tribute)


5. "Freddy's Sharp Clawed Hand" to "Frosty The Snowman" (Nightmare on Elm Street tribute)


6. "David Just Got Mauled Down By A Werewolf" to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (An American Werewolf In London Tribute)


7. "Pennywise The Dancing Clown" to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" (IT tribute)


8. "Shark! We Heard The Lifeguard Scream" to "Hark! The Harold Angels Sing" (Jaws tribute)


9. "Motel Hell" to "Jingle Bells" (Motel Hell tribute)


10. "Hello Clarice Starling" to "Merry Christmas Darling" (Silence of the Lambs tribute)



The entries begin tomorrow November 1st!!!

"DO YOU FEAR THAT I'M CLEAR?"

I decided to go with the Flyleaf cover of this song because it's more rock and more fun!

https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1439316532ra/15821581.gif

"FREDDY'S SHARP CLAW HAND" is done too I'll post that one in a couple days...

I decided to go with the Bowling For Soup cover of this song because it's more rock and more fun!

https://www.sideshowtoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-freddy-krueger-premium-format-feature-300366.jpg

http://amiright.com/parody/2000s/flyleaf4.shtml

Here are some Halloween Carols by other Amirighters too....



1. "Silver Shells" - Alvin Rhodes
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby83.shtml

2. "Silver Shells" - John A Barry
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1183.shtml

3. "King Kong Scarily On High" - The Comedian
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/georgeratcliffewoodward0.shtml

4. "There's Ghouls Outside!" - Syncronos
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/deanmartin77.shtml

I'm sure there are more but these are the ones I've come across so far...

http://amiright.com/parody/2000s/bowlingforsoup138.shtml

Claude Prez joined me in this project...


1. "There's No Way You're Home for the Holidays" parody of "Home For The Holidays"
http://amiright.com/parody/misc/perrycomo58.shtml


2. "Think I'll Kill Lots" parody of "Jingle Bell Rock"
http://amiright.com/parody/misc/bobbyhelms19.shtml

It's that time of year again (As a reminder these are the ones I've written for this project already...)

1. "Freddy's Sharp Claw Hand" - "Frosty the Snowman" (Bowling For Soup) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/bowlingforsoup138.shtml
2. "Do You Fear That I'm Clear?" - "Do You Hear What I Hear?" (Flyleaf) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/flyleaf4.shtml
3. "Must Be Jigsaw" - "Must Be Santa" (Mitch Miller) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/mitchmiller1.shtml
4. "The Godzilla Song" - "The Chanukah Song" (Adam Sandler) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/adamsandler8.shtml
5. "Zombies Groan and Grimace" - "I'll Be Home For Christmas" (Bing Crosby) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby205.shtml
6. "Walkers In This Messed Up Georgia Land" - "Winter Wonderland" (Dean Martin) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/deanmartin94.shtml
7. "Little Shop Of Horrors" - "Little Drummer Boy" (Harry Simeone Chorale) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/harrysimeonechorale0.shtml
8. "Satan's Baby" - "Santa Baby" (Kylie Minogue) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kylieminogue29.shtml
9. "The Slasher Song" - "The Christmas Song" (Nat King Cole) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/natkingcole199.shtml
10. "Have Yourself Carrie Little Prom Date" - "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" (Judy Garland) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/judygarland80.shtml
11. "O Frankenstein" - "O Holy Night" (Mariah Carey) = http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/mariahcarey38.shtml

1st one... Parody of Elvis Presley's "Blue Christmas" called "Bruce Campbell"

https://www.screengeek.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bruce-campbell-ash-vs-evil-dead.jpg

"VIOLENT KNIFE" to "Silent Night" (About Jason Voorhees is up next...)

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e7/a5/ae/e7a5ae078fcef9ee381ee05374d22bda.jpg

"LEATHERFACE PRICK"
To
"Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys is up next...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hOxrFYJgqvQ/maxresdefault.jpg

I'll have to see if anything comes to mind. 

http://amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeachboys193.shtml

I'm a little dry on ideas, but I wanna do "We Wish Jason Wouldn't Kill Us." The only other Christmas idea I have is one I thought I already did, a mashup of "Gloria" by Them & Van Morrison with "Angels We Have Heard on High."

I wanna do something with "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas."

Edit: Just thought of...

Liver roasting with some beans of fava
Add some chianti to those