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Subject: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/12/10 at 12:59 pm

God Save The Cream  by  Jamie McBain

A parody of God Save The Queen by The Sex Pistols


God Save The Cream!

The fascist margarine spread!

They put you on toast!

A potential cholesterol bomb!


God Save The Cream!

She aint no marmalade spead!

There is no peanut butter!

In England's grocery stand!

There's no butter

There's no butter

There's no butter for you!


God Save The Cream!

We rather have some flan!

We love our butter

On toast or bread!


God Save The Cream!

'cos it definitely aint no jam!

And our butter spread

Is not even worth it's cream!


Oh God Save God Save The Cream!

God save the cream!

On plain white or toast

All crust are lame bread!


When there's no toast

How can there be bread

We are the hungry ones

In the stores

We are the starving

In aisle five

We are the unfed

We are your unfed!


God Save God Save The Cream!

We rather have some flan!

We love our butter

On toast or bread!


God Save The Cream!

'cos it definitely aint no jam!

And our butter spread

Is not even worth it's cream!


There's no butter

There's no butter

There's no butter for you!

There's no butter for me!!!!!!

Subject: Re: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: wildcard on 02/12/10 at 7:49 pm

You would get points deducted for not matching the same number of syllables. (God save the queen 4  God Save The English Butter 7)  You don't have to have four words one syllable each, but you need to match the total number ( A putrid green)


I was just called to dinner,  I'll look some more at this later.

   

Subject: Re: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/12/10 at 8:26 pm


You would get points deducted for not matching the same number of syllables. (God save the queen 4  God Save The English Butter 7)  You don't have to have four words one syllable each, but you need to match the total number ( A putrid green)


I was just called to dinner,  I'll look some more at this later.

   


I know.

It's my first time, doing this!

;D

Subject: Re: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/12/10 at 8:32 pm

I re edited the song, based on some early suggestions.

Subject: Re: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: wildcard on 02/12/10 at 9:23 pm

^ I know it's your first time, I started at amiright from scratch.  Feel free to look at them.  http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/annhammond.shtml
Here's some more advice http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dickvandykemarypoppinssoundtrack2.shtml

You know, I'm thinking of that Parkay chimerical where the tubs of butter start talking   

Subject: Re: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 02/13/10 at 6:39 pm

Good job! Another inthe00s member joins the ranks of parody authors.

Subject: Re: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/13/10 at 8:56 pm


Good job! Another inthe00s member joins the ranks of parody authors.


It will be my first and last one, too!

;D

Subject: Re: I wrote my first parody song!

Written By: wildcard on 02/14/10 at 10:43 am

Not the same as just writing a poem or something.  Try it once and a while if you have some time.   

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