This one dates from a couple of years ago - I've just stumbled across it while looking for something else (as you do), and figured I'm not going to finish it now, so just to raise a bit of a smile:

I...
Like...
Dick
I like Dick
Though he makes most people sick
He's quite brainy
Is Dick Cheney
(Though his Pres is rather thick)
He's so deep
Is our Veep
He makes Rumsfeld look asleep
And there ain't no way he'd bore ya
(Leastways, not if you're a lawyer)
He's for them - like a shot
(That's a bird?  Oh, no, it's not)
But he's sure to cover every legal trick
Well, don'tcha know he's nice
The President of Vice
What a Dick
He's a Dick
I like Dick

It's too bad you never got to finish it, Phil; that's hilarious.

Thanks Claude - feel free to add a verse or two, we could always stick it in the Monkey room :)

Yeah, it may be a bit dated at this time, but Bush & Dick will always be funny to write about me thinks, good job on what you had done of it!

I have two I've started the first part to,  I'm Your Jest and Don't Suggest.  Haven't been able to get either one of them going forever now. 

That was insanely hilarious. Terrific job, please finish it. It would be one of the funniest parodies I've read in a while. It already is.

That was insanely hilarious. Terrific job, please finish it. It would be one of the funniest parodies I've read in a while. It already is.

You could always write some yourself...

I've thought of a second verse, though:

I miss Don
I miss Don
And I'm sad to see he's gone
He was funny, was Don Rummy
Though he did go on and on
But now his time is through
Is that one a known he knew?
I know unknown knowns are no-nos
Knowing unknowns is a bonus

But we knew he stood for
Military spending, war
And he sure did like a good invasi-yon
He is both bright and dense
The ex-sec of Defence
Bye-bye Don
Don, so long
I miss Don

I don't know the OS well enough, otherwise I would.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disneysongs7.shtml

OK.. with one or two minor modifications, I did finish it after all ;)