Unlike "The Rewind," I am not planning on rewriting this parody if you tell me that it needs any rewriting, as this song is very difficult to parody, too many lyrics crammed into a very fast song. And plus, it's hard to come up with parody lyrics with the same rhyme scheme and same number of syllables, etc. So I hope you enjoy this version of "St. Snicky," as it just might wind up on Amiright.

St. Snicky
Parody of "St. Jimmy"

Jim Neutron's takin' over Nickelodeon
He and that Spongebob dude air in reruns everyday
The Fairly Oddparents
The only good shows left
Spongebob, Drake & Josh, the Fairies ... Nick, Nick
Ya, ya, ya, ya!

My name is Snicky and you better not wear it out
All these shows from '92 your siblings talked about
I ruled your Saturdays and I'm here to represent
The needle in the vein of Nickelodeon

I'm the patron saint of Michael Bower
With a Rugrat's face and a taste for Ren & Stimpy

Filbert, Heffer, Rocko and a blah-de-blah-de-BLAH!!
I am the son of a gun and Kevin Kopelow
Raised on the channel of the green-colored slime
The product of Viacom, now we've been victimized

I'm the patron saint of Kenan Thompson
With Josh Server's face and a taste for Hidden Temples

Rest in peace, Stick Stickly
I'll give Nick somethin to cry about!!
St. Snicky!!

(Guitar solo)

My name is St. Snicky, friends are Ickis & Krumm
I'm the one that aired on Sat'day nights (St. Snicky)
There's TEENick's new crap now executing the fun
we all had in the age of grunge (St. Snicky)

I'd really hate to say it but I told you so
When you released your Rewind DVDs, 'ol boy (St. Snicky)
Welcome to the club of Rocko and Doug
I'm the representation of the Good Ole Nick (St. Snicky)

It's Alex Mack!
And old All That!
It's St. Snicky!
And that's my name!!......
The big orange couch!!!!!!!!

So, do you think it needs any improvement? I might change the fifth/sixth lyric up a bit, though (if necessary), but that's all I intend to do, if that. :)

I guess this automatically means that I'm ready to submit it -- or that nobody's gonna bother to read it when it gets submitted  :\'(... but let's stay positive here. :) Hopefully on Monday, everybody's gonna want to read it and praise it, because Nickelodeon Idiot cannot suck, just as American Idiot cannot suck.

I liked it. DKTOs--is it supposed to feel kind of like a rap tune?