'Tis the Antman's birthday
It's time to have a beer
Let's all gather 'round him
And loudly shriek a cheer
I can't afford a present
I also cannot bake
So watch out for wriggly bits
Inside your birthday cake!

Manny happy returns for the day, dude...

I've really gone to town and got a clown for your party....

http://www.bumpinthenightproductions.com/newline2004/smtaffypuppet.jpg

...sheesh, I'd like to see their village idiot.

Have a good one, Red Ant!

Many happy returns Red Ant

To a nice guy.. Happy Birthday, Red Ant! We've talked a few times, and you seem like a pretty cool dude.  8)

Happy Birthday to the reddest ant in town... ??? 

I've really gone to town and got a clown for your party....



And I've brought the band (I think they're playing "fight fire with fire")

http://k1chyd.adress.eksjo.com/dktos/hickband.gif

Happy Birthday, Red Ant! I was going to invite you to a picnic but, I suppose you're already there.

HB, RA !!  ;D

Thanks Kristof for the mini-parody for me.

Thanks Luke, though I can't see the picture. I hope Kristof didn't Photoshop Michael Bolton in a clown outfit.

Thanks Karen.

Thanks Apricot.

Thanks Emiloca. Yeah, in my town I'm the reddest.

Thanks K1chyd. Like the picture ( which I can see ). And an acoustic version of "Fight Fire With Fire" would be funny to hear.

Thanks Rick. I'll be at a picnic later on today.

Thanks Johnny D. I take it from the "grinnyface" you are the only one who caught on to the fact that I am NEGATIVE 24 YEARS OLD TODAY.

Of course, that is totally believable if Spaff.com is 97, right?  ;)

My birthdate isn't a "lie". Consider it a "typo" due to time-lag. Besides, after the Great Calender Fiasco of the late 2020s, today may very well be my actual birthday by the calender of today, though not for several years to come.  ???

Well, the thought is what counts, so thanks everyone.

Happy Birthday, Red Ant!

Happy Birthday. Thanks for all that advise along the campaign trail  ;)

Happy birthday Mr. Red Ant.  8)

Happy Birthday a few days late!  Hope it was a good one!

Well, I can now see Kristof's picture. DAYYYMN, that is hideous!! It IS Michael Bolton in a clown outfit !!.

Thanks Phillip & 2nz & GRS & Jeff.

Well, I can now see Kristof's picture. DAYYYMN, that is hideous!! It IS Michael Bolton in a clown outfit !!.

Thanks Phillip & 2nz & GRS & Jeff.
No problem, did you have a good day?

You're a Cancer? That's my sister's astrological sign(July 3rd).

You're a Cancer? That's my sister's astrological sign(July 3rd).


Um, actually no. I'm a Leo as far as I can recall. Not real sure on that point since in my native time astrology is frowned upon since a rogue meteor wiped out Hawaii. ;)

Um, actually no. I'm a Leo as far as I can recall. Not real sure on that point since in my native time astrology is frowned upon since a rogue meteor wiped out Hawaii. ;)


Uh.. huh huh.. huh huh...
Eh.. heh heh.. heh heh...

You said Meteor...

(Beavis and Butt-head continue laughing)

Is you're B-day later this month? Since that's when Leo starts.

Well, my B-day is middle next month close to when Leo ends actually. I won't be negative 24 years old either, but a positive number between 21 and 50.

August.  :D :)

Happy Belated Birthday!

Well, my B-day is middle next month close to when Leo ends actually. I won't be negative 24 years old either, but a positive number between 21 and 50.
49?  :D ::)

Correct Step-chan.

Thanks Ashkicksa$$.

49? Nope, that's a little high GRS. I'll narrow it down some more: 21-48. There. ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RED ANT!!

Thanks Ellipsis.

Do you know how the Pink Panther sang birthday greetings the other day?

"Red ant, red ant, redantredantredant, red aaaaant, red ant!"

Hope it was a peaceful day!

Thanks Agrimorfee. I had thought of parodying that instrumental, if only because I could shamelessly plug my name about 40 times, but I don't think it counts as unique individual lines of text per submission guildlines. :D

Are you 29?

Mmmm...can't believe I missed another birthday. Happy birthday, Red Ant! ;)

Happy belated birthday, my fellow ant!

Well...I happen to notice that today is Red Ant's birthday, so I thought I'd give his thread a bump..


Happy birthday, Mr. Red Ant! :) ;) O0

Happy Birthday Red Ant!

Happy Birthday Red Ant!
(I copied this from PPP to make sure you get it in both!!!) ;)
I have done some research and sent this to you already but I thought I should post it here in honor of your birthday!
(No, I am not submitting for SOTM or anything like that cause I suck - but it was a good try!)

(Ode To My Family - The Cranberries)


Ode To My Editor


Do Do Do Do (x8)

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