Dateline: 6th May, 2005

In an event that has rocked the planet, The Amiright Party, led by the charismatic and debonair Kristof Robertson, has taken power in half the world's nations. Kristof, speaking from his bunker in the Swiss Alps, told the gathered world's press, "........MWAHAHAHA!"

The team appointed to overthrow...I mean LEAD the world into a brighter future, was announced today

Kristof Robertson: International Leader And Svengali

2nz: President...Figurehead Only

Arwen: Divine Goddess Of The Brave New World

Stuart McArthur: Minister For Capitalising On National Insecurities

Luke Brattoni: Chief Whip and Executive Assassin

Peter Andersson(K1chyd): Undersecretary For Outrageous Promises

Adam Eccleshall: Minister For Something Very Special That We'll Think Up Later

Johnny D: Secretary For Testosterone

Charlie Decker: Federal Bikini Inspector

Rick Cormier: Minister For Funny Affairs

Ethan Mawyer: Minister For "The Free Ride"

Red Ant: Secretary Of Offence

Spaff: Pope (of course...)

New Member: Steve Kalafut: Chief Spin Doctor and Buyer Of Kegs

And those without parody platforms who made it into government through sheer bravado:

Emiloca: Secretary For International "Affairs" and Risqueness

MooRocca: Vice-President, and sharp as a tack I might add...

Scathe: Minister For Apathy, If He Can Be Bothered

Jeff Reuben: Assistant to the Junior Junior Undersecretary of Suck-ology

Kristof told yet more journalists (from his ice fortress in Siberia); "I encourage everyone...nay, I ORDER everyone to support the Amiright Party, preferably with cash...or else! We have dolphins with lasers strapped to their backs, you know....."

http://members.aol.com/amrcndave/chimp.jpg
"your glorious leader"

http://www.astrologycom.com/images/laksmi.jpg
Arwen's first day at work

http://www.joynk.com/cdg/cdg.jpg
2nz checks out the White House

http://www.postnewspapers.com.au/20030621/impressions/images/imp_paterson.jpg
Stuart McArthur meets the press....

http://www.student.kun.nl/willemjanssen/sniper/screen2.jpg
The view from Luke Brattoni's office

http://www.graphicwearusa.com/SPimgs/9800s.jpg
Charlie Decker's business card

http://www.shawnray.net/home2000/images/Photos/bodybuilders/ronnie.jpg
Johnny D: "sure, we'll lower taxes.."

http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues/00-spring/000331/keg31.jpg
Adam Eccleshall prepares for a session of parliament

http://www.tiscali.nl/images/5/9/426217454.jpg
Ethan Mawyer addresses the public

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Peter Andersson at a press conference

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Rick Cormier...obviously

http://www.cartway-kapers.com/images1/p49_61170.jpg
Spaff, before taking up office, polling the electorate..

http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/michael_bolton1.jpg
Red Ant, Secretary Of Offense...identity revealed

http://www.bamburghcastle.com/pictures/dungeon.jpg
Steve Kalafut loved his office redecoration

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Emiloca addresses the UN.."what's the Mata, Hari?"

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MooRocca????

http://www.praguepost.com/P03/2004/Art/0909/40909news7a.jpg
Scathe discussing policies with local law enforcement

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Mr Reuben, could you make me a cup of coffee?

* gasp * that photo of me is uncanny ( it's been ages since I wore that powder blue suit - although I look quite dashing in it - I'm sure the Salvos'll have it somewhere)

why do I get the feeling that James Bond is about to arrive, caress Kristof's ego into revealing details of his dastardly plans for world domination, gadget his way out of an ingenious certain death while Kristof's back is turned, and open the floodgates for his uniformed armies of good to abseil down the walls of the ice fortress and pick us off one by one

maybe it's because we've all become henchmen for a VERY BAD MAN!

I'm Just A Henchman For A Very Bad Man

I would just like to state on the record that I have been dry as a bone ever since I saw Ethan naked and Stuart with clothes on. Also, that's an out-dated photo of me; some more of my teeth have grown in since then.

Also as part of my 'Figurehead Only' duties, I will respond to each parody listed. I will form a 'Coalition of the Willing to Review Parodies' over the next several months and all of the parodies listed should be in the process of being reviewed long before 2006.

I would just like to state on the record that I have been dry as a bone ever since I saw Ethan naked and Stuart with clothes on.



well, we gotta get you on the juish again 2nshy - I mish all those 4am benders

get a load of me without my clothes on

Kristof...you've honestly outdone yourself...this is FABulous!!!

Minions....errr, colleagues!! Party uniforms are now available.

http://img.zazzle.com/dzn/4A075BAA-58AD-4808-B852-F6A935B32696/front_real_sz325_qt80.jpghttp://nordicmaid.com/Viking11.jpghttp://www.blands.co.uk/acatalog/IP149.jpg

I want to join now I've seen the uniforms

I want to join now I've seen the uniforms



I want you to join now I've seen the uniforms.

A.P.I.G.

well, we gotta get you on the juish again 2nshy - I mish all those 4am benders

get a load of me without my clothes on




All for it. I am, however, going to have to dock you ten points for your use of "get a load of me" with that PARTICULAR picture.

Before I thank you for saying I'm sharp as a tack, I just need to double check one thing:  Which end of the tack did you mean?  ;) 

Oh, you got me. That is truly offensive. I will now appoint myself Executioner of the State ( as I originally jokingly suggested ) and start with you. ;D

To suggest that I am Michelle Bolthead is the lowest thing you can do to me.

As my postion requires, I will criticize you for even posting a picture of that on the Internet, as it is now illegal to play, display, parody or even remember s/he.

Besides, *that* thing you posted isn't as good as I am. He isn't even in the peanut gallery, more like peanut shell fragments that get caught under the shoes of the people in the peanut gallery.

I do suppose you have a valid point after all. Michael Bolton is offensive to all, as was my parody. Aside from that fact and that we both breath air to survive, we have NOTHING in common.

I won't give you a drive-by 111 though ( seriously tempted to but I won't ), the contest is over.  :)

PS- No need to parody Van Halen's/The Kinks " You Really Got Me " except to put it like this :YOU REALLY GOT ME !!

I feel robbed.  Why am I not in this thing?  :\'(

I suppose I could just start my own party and leave everyone out but Emiloca, Tibbygirl, and Luke.  Wait, we already did that.  ;)

Thanx for the picture, though it's obviously not me since there's no overload smoke coming from the machine and/or it hasn't exploded.

I've submitted this thread to the AmIright news and it's now on top of the page. Everyone go over there and submit your URLs there too.

Steve Kalafut wants onboard too it seams:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thebeastieboys4.shtml

Very good indeed :D


A.P.I.G.

Where's the wings?

Come to think of it, maybe it should be a flying pig with just one wing - I'll have to read the manifesto to decide whether it should be a left-wing or a right one.

Ha! Much laugh, much laugh.

There are 14 entries... the perfect amount for an album. We should get Robert Lund and the duncans and any one else with musical talent who will talk to us to help out.

NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH! NEWSFALSE! NEWSFLASH!

According to the first unofficial poll here in Sweden the International AmIright Party and its leader Kristof Robertsson has already, after less than a week, achieved a recognition factor of 0,000’000’47 %.

In terms of popularity that puts us just slightly behind Clostridium Difficele, Botulism and Preparation H Prescriptions, but already way ahead in front of those ruling Socialist Party officials that during the last election managed to talk Alzheimerized, comatosed and even some newly dead elderly into letting them vote for them by proxy.

Considering we mainly address the stock of living voters (we do that, don’t we Kristof?) the conclusion is clear: We got the wind in our backs and we’re blowing up an upwards tangent at the speed of binary updates. See you all at the first cabinet meeting!

*panning shot into a room full of cabinets*

CABINET 1: "Well, this is lame."

Dateline: 6th May, 2005

In an event that has rocked the planet, The Amiright Party, led by the charismatic and debonair Kristof Robertson, has taken power in half the world's nations. Kristof, speaking from his bunker in the Swiss Alps, told the gathered world's press, "........MWAHAHAHA!"



Geez...leave for a coupla months and look what happens.  Congratulations to all of you!  (I think...)

NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH! NEWSFALSE! NEWSFLASH!

According to the first unofficial poll here in Sweden the International AmIright Party and its leader Kristof Robertsson has already, after less than a week, achieved a recognition factor of 0,000’000’47 %.



sounds like shumthing worth shelebratin'

NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH! NEWSFALSE! NEWSFLASH!

According to the first unofficial poll here in Sweden the International AmIright Party and its leader Kristof Robertsson has already, after less than a week, achieved a recognition factor of 0,000’000’47 %.

In terms of popularity that puts us just slightly behind Clostridium Difficele, Botulism and Preparation H Prescriptions, but already way ahead in front of those ruling Socialist Party officials that during the last election managed to talk Alzheimerized, comatosed and even some newly dead elderly into letting them vote for them by proxy.

Considering we mainly address the stock of living voters (we do that, don’t we Kristof?) the conclusion is clear: We got the wind in our backs and we’re blowing up an upwards tangent at the speed of binary updates. See you all at the first cabinet meeting!



Wow! We're up a whole .00000001 % in Scandinavia! See, mindless sloganeering DOES work...

Peter, as for the issue about whetter our supporters have to have a pulse...I'm not really fussed, to be honest. A vote's a vote, as GWB so wonderfully proved TWICE.

First cabinet meeting at The Gordon Bennett pub in Tooting, SW London. Date: When we can get the back room.... ???

First cabinet meeting at The Gordon Bennett pub in Tooting, SW London. Date: When we can get the back room.... ???



you beaut - I'll just sit here then and wait for the rest of you guys to show up - cheers

oh, and Kristof, can't be buggered getting off me bum and going across to that other thread, so I'll just say happy birthday here, mate - here's to you, cobber - WAITER!

you beaut - I'll just sit here then and wait for the rest of you guys to show up - cheers

oh, and Kristof, can't be buggered getting off me bum and going across to that other thread, so I'll just say happy birthday here, mate - here's to you, cobber - WAITER!


Cheers, big fella....Have a cold one for me. (By that I mean have a beer, so don't start hanging around the morgue.... :P)

On a totally serious note: I've been on a writing roll this past weekend and I would like to tell all of you that I have really been inspired by this subject and reading all the parodies the rest of you have written on it. After taking in those I ended up going back to "yesterday" to see if I could heave out even more outrageous promises as good as the first bunch. Not once, but twice!!!  :)

Here they are:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1077.shtml

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1078.shtml

  //  Peter

I want you to join now I've seen the uniforms.


Cheeky  :-*

Cheeky  :-*



thanks Karen, but I think you're confusing me with my brother

This is hilarious!  Great job on the songs by everyone...and to Kristof, for organizing, and serving me my just desserts   :)

I've been looking at uniforms for our defence forces:

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/155/5thele-rubycost1sml.jpg

What do you think? Too subtle?

I've been looking at uniforms for our defence forces:

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/155/5thele-rubycost1sml.jpg

What do you think? Too subtle?


I'm actually quite speechless re: the uniforms...but I just wanted our little governmental thread to be at the top again... ;)

I just wanted our little governmental thread to be at the top again... ;)


LOL!

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/155/5thele-rubycost1sml.jpg



oh thanks very much for chopping off my head Kristof - and that's the last time I email anyone my wedding photos >:( :-[

I just wanted our little governmental thread to be at the top again... ;)


Thankyou, Sweet Elf!!

As leader, I've been busy with governmental business. My first major act will be to rename some US states in honour of notable Amirighters. This is a rudimentary list; if you have any more to add, feel free to do so:

Arwensas (pronounced arwen-saw)
Phillinois (or Royce Millernois, or Illi-Royce)
Spaffifornia
Emi-bama
Alvin Rhodes Island
Johnny D-laware
Barryland
2nz York
Ashkicksassippi
Stu-tah
Jeff-tucky
Prezylvania
K1-chyd-aho (OK, this is a bit of a stretch...)
LukeBrattoniArizony
Rexas
North DAKota
MooRocca-owa
Adagiohio
Leoklahoma
and
Rick DunCanada (well, it's almost a US state, isn't it?)

http://www.fast-rewind.com/uncle-sam.gif

Thankyou, Sweet Elf!!

As leader, I've been busy with governmental business. My first major act will be to rename some US states in honour of notable Amirighters. This is a rudimentary list; if you have any more to add, feel free to do so:

Arwensas (pronounced arwen-saw)
Phillinois (or Royce Millernois, or Illi-Royce)
Spaffifornia
Emi-bama
Alvin Rhodes Island
Johnny D-laware
Barryland
2nz York
Ashkicksassippi
Stu-tah
Jeff-tucky
Prezylvania
K1-chyd-aho (OK, this is a bit of a stretch...)
LukeBrattoniArizony
Rexas
North DAKota
MooRocca-owa
Adagiohio
Leoklahoma
and
Rick DunCanada (well, it's almost a US state, isn't it?)

http://www.fast-rewind.com/uncle-sam.gif


Hee!!  See why I'm building a shrine to you, Mr. Robertson? 

Jeff-tucky and LukeBrattoniArizony made me LOL!!!

mike & billy Florioda


Nebrashkicksasska

Rick Duncannecticuttt

New Jersersethan

Malkychussetts

KansaSTG

Wisconsynchronos

And we can annex JimACa

Jeff-tucky...cool!  Although I was hoping for something warmer, like AReuba

We can take over the north pole, select their anthem from elves goe wild, and travel there on the Paul R. Express

mike & billy Florioda


Nebrashkicksasska

Rick Duncannecticuttt

New Jersersethan

Malkychussetts

KansaSTG

Wisconsynchronos

And we can annex JimACa


Ethan, you're freakin' brilliant!!

The Secretary of The Interior position is yours if you want it....

I quite like Mawyerchusetts.... ;D

Love the lists but I think MooRocca would be better as Mel-hi-e ( for Hawaii ).

You forgot a few though. DAK should be South DAKota while Guy DiRito would be North DiRito ( or maybe the other way around, not sure ).

Not sure about California, but Malcolmfornia might be better seeing as he has 1500+ parodies. Spaff can have New Mexico, called New Spaffico, fitting since Area 51 is there.-Spaff is not from this planet as many have suggested.

Although not a state, William Tong should get Washington, District of Columbia. It would have the same initials but be called Williamtong,  Dumping on Conservatives. Especially fitting since given his parody content.

I submit this: Floreda ;D ;D

Let's see, what have I got to work with...

South Australia...
Western Australia...
Australian Capital Territory...
Northern Territory...
Queensland...

...erm, Prezmania and Stu South Wales?
I'll stick with morally depraved garage band music.

Virgemia and Locahoma are MINE, you greedy conservatives.  >:(

Ahem, I have so dibs on Virginia.

Ahem, I have so dibs on Virginia.


Well, my dibs are bigger, so there! 

Virgemia and Locahoma are MINE, you greedy conservatives. >:(




Ahem, I have so dibs on Virginia.


Ahem, I LIVE in Virginia, and trust me you do not want to represent this state. I do a bad enough example here as it is.

There was a thread which I cannot find ATM on inthe00s.com by GWBush04 on the state mottos and I elaborated in great detail why Virigina's motto ( we have more than one, more like 10 ) would make you never want to move here.

Besides, as Secretary of OFense and the fact that Virginia is my native state I have full power to criticize it.

If you need a similar sounding name perhaps the Virgin Islands. Not a state but better than VA.

Well, my dibs are bigger, so there! 


*scrutinising*
Yep, they are great dibs.


If you need a similar sounding name perhaps the Virgin Islands.

Cherrybrook? The Hymenlayas? I'm gonna get a lot of Frequent Flyer mileage here.

And now, in a rare public appearance, a message from your Vice President:

(barely audible over the live band and raucous party-goers -- strobe lights illuminate the Veeps face through a purple haze that's billowing from the bunker, below... making her even more scary looking than Cheney ever looked.)

   "My fellow Amirighticans... I have poked my head out of the bunker to let you know that I am humbled and honored by Kristof's decision to rename Iowa,  MooRoccaowa and that I lend my full, unbending, blind support to his renaming efforts."

We're watching now as the Vice President is pulled back into the bunker by several pairs of hands... and as the hatch is pulled shut, the night falls silent, once again, leaving us to wonder when or if she'll emerge again.  It's been an exciting night here in the undisclosed remote location we'll be shot in the head for revealing.  We now return you to your regular threading, in progress.

http://www.tc-forum.org/images/tc-forum/authors/amiwrigh.jpg

This is Ami Wright (seriously...).

She wrote something called "SA30: Comment on SA 25 (Impressions from German/American Projects)" which sounds pretty darn smart to me.

I think we should make her the poster babe for the AmiRight Party...any comments?

Another thing...Smuckers have agreed to fund our next 10 year's campaigns if we put forward a certain candidate for Defence Secretary ...

http://www.costumers.com/mascots/smuckers.jpg

I dunno...... ???

I'm all for the Poster Babe, Kristof...as long as you let her work in my stable, contingent upon you letting me be KING OF THE HO'S......http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/rogermiller19.shtml ;D

I'm all for the Poster Babe, Kristof...as long as you let her work in my stable, contingent upon you letting me be KING OF THE HO'S......http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/rogermiller19.shtml ;D


You can be Secretary In Charge of Ho-land Security, DeE!