Yes, that's right - I'm taking a trip to NYC that will last from Thursday - Sunday.  Any NYC-area parody writers, be on the lookout for an Emi in the area! 

I realize the dangers of posting my hotel information, room number and social security number in a public forum, so if anyone would be interested in scheduling a brief 'meeting' (because I would be oh-so-honored if someone were to give me even a discreet wave), please give me a Personal Message and I'll fill you in on the rest.

And yes, I will be armed with mace. 

I realize the dangers of posting my hotel information, room number and social security number in a public forum,

Weren't they already posted from Paris Hilton's cell phone?

Emi's coming to my hometown? Does this mean I might finally get some acknowledgement from her? I'd better break out the kinishes, Yankees tickets and Famous Ray's Original Pizza! Oh, And my charming, slightly abrasive New Yorker attitude  8) It's never done me wrong  ;D 
Eat your heart out, Brattoni!  :D

Maybe 2nz can organize another "NYC Writers" meeting at a good downtown bar.

somebody better have a pretty good fake then. lol

somebody better have a pretty good fake then. lol


I was worried about not having one beofre my recent trip to New Orleans. Turns out it wasn't much of an issue  :D

'Fraid it will be in NYC, however...

As long as 'the news' is all you're spreading, Emi dearest.

As long as 'the news' is all you're spreading, Emi dearest.



"The news" = American for 'my legs'. 

"The news" = American for 'my legs'. 





Come on, Luke old boy, that's old news  ;)

...I know.

I'd just get jealous if I found out you and Charlie had gone through a tub of margarine behind my back.

*licks butterknife*  No worries, mate.  Ha, I just used Aussie slang.  Croy-key! 

As far as hooking up in a bar, I've used my mad MS Paint skillorz to make an utterly convincing state ID...now all I have to do is wait until the bartender himself is too drunk to read more than thirteen words at a time, show him this beauty, and I'll be downing Shirley Temples like my husband left me for a robot.

...I know.

I'd just get jealous if I found out you and Charlie had gone through a tub of margarine behind my back.


Tub of margarine...so, is that what the kids down under are calling it these days?

Anyway, as for the ID situation, I find that my friends the Gerorge Washington twins usually clear up that misunderstanding :)

Hey, the robot and I are just friends!

Pity, we only have the Queen's head on our currency. What horrors this brings to mind should Camilla be our future queen, every Commonwealth in the world will burn the new notes to stop the epidemic of nauseau induced whenever purchasing goods.
*notices Banjo Patterson on $10 note*
*grins happily*

"It's all about the Banjo-mens, bay-bee!
It's all about the Banjo-mens, bay-bee!"

"It's all about the Banjo-mens, bay-bee!
It's all about the Banjo-mens, bay-bee!"


;D  ;D  ;D

"It's all about the Banjo-mens, bay-bee!
It's all about the Banjo-mens, bay-bee!"


Loser.

Loser.


No no, my dear, you cannot disagree with the triple  ;D. It's like the Bill of Rights (well, except for the gun part), it just cannot be trifled with.

I'd just get jealous if I found out you and Charlie had gone through a tub of margarine behind my back.





*licks butterknife*  No worries, mate.  Ha, I just used Aussie slang.  Croy-key! 

Yes, that's right - I'm taking a trip to NYC that will last from Thursday - Sunday.  Any NYC-area parody writers, be on the lookout for an Emi in the area! 

I realize the dangers of posting my hotel information, room number and social security number in a public forum, so if anyone would be interested in scheduling a brief 'meeting' (because I would be oh-so-honored if someone were to give me even a discreet wave), please give me a Personal Message and I'll fill you in on the rest.

And yes, I will be armed with mace. 


Have fun, EmiLoca. Just don't go sightseeing without S.W.A.T. grade body armor. ;D ;D ;D

Hey, the robot and I are just friends!

Pity, we only have the Queen's head on our currency. What horrors this brings to mind should Camilla be our future queen, every Commonwealth in the world will burn the new notes to stop the epidemic of nauseau induced whenever purchasing goods.


Hmm.. the constitutional whiz-kids here can't decide if Camilla will be queen or not.  Since it should be the monarch, not the monarch's spouse on currency, though, it'll be Charlie's mug shot on the cash.  Still not a pleasant thought  :-\\

Having said all that, I'm fairly convinced the Queen is gonna outlive Charlie, just to annoy him  :)

Having said all that, I'm fairly convinced the Queen is gonna outlive Charlie, just to annoy him  :)


If the Queen is going to outlive me, I'm in big trouble  :-\\

So, EmiLoca, let me ask you. Do you read your PM's, or do you just have a "no Charlie" filter installed?  ;)

Oooooooooh, so now you're sending PM's, huh? What's next, ecards?
Well, you can be sure I'll be drawing funny little moustaches on your face when it becomes currency, mister!

Oooooooooh, so now you're sending PM's, huh? What's next, ecards?
Well, you can be sure I'll be drawing funny little moustaches on your face when it becomes currency, mister!


I'm not worried about that. By the time I'm POTUS, there will no longer be currency. Goods and services will be paid for in love. Precious, precious love.

Oh, and we'll all travel in tubes. Gotta love the tubes.

The national motto will be changed from "In God We Trust" to "Everybody Sucks but Overlord Decker"

The National Anthem will be changed from "The Star Spangled Banner" to "Everybody Sucks but Overlord Decker"

The national pastime? Minesweeper.

Oh, and once the assimilation to America of "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin is complete, we'll find WMDs in the outback and blow the whole continent/country (seriously, what's the deal with that?) to smitherines. Have fun!

Continent-country. Better than being an incontinent-cun*commonsensed!*

Continent-country. Better than being an incontinent-cun*commonsensed!*


Since I've clearly won, I'll just say "nice signature" and move on.

Funny story. The dancing badger is my computer's background.

Hey, you didn't 'win'. You just came second to a no-one.

*BOOYAH!*
*suh-wish!*
*Youhavejustbeenslammed!*





*realisation sets in...*
:-[
Awwwhhhh...