OK, I'm planning on doing a drawing of we parody folk ala that Beatles cover... you know the one, where they're all in a big crowd... with the drum... St Pepper, that's the one.

So anybody who wants their noggin involved should post a clear photo of their face here.

Oh yeah, would chat please be kept to a minimum, I know that it's a brilliant idea and that I'm such a gosh darn clever and caring individual and that my biceps have really toned over the past few weeks. So just plant your gorgeous mugs here and be gone.

Bastards.

St Pepper?.....Saint Pepper, Saint Pepper, no.....

hang on, maybe he meant Mister Pepper?....no.....Doctor Pepper?....no

Corporal Pepper?...hmm...Sargeant Pepper?...no, that's that old Beatles album, wouldn't be that...

maybe he means General Pepper?....or George Pepper!

no, George PeppARD!  YES!

I'll be in that Luke.....a George Peppard album cover!...wow!...brb!

only gagging Luke - wonderful idea! - gonna take some work on your behalf though....

you can grab my mug from

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,885.225.html

good luck ;)

I would absolutely be flattened by flattery, should you put my face on the cover of your parody-writers thingy thing.  All hail St Pepper!   

This is as 'clear' as it's gonna get.

I get by with a little help from my friends...  ;D

here you go!

St Pepper?.....Saint Pepper, Saint Pepper, no.....

hang on, maybe he meant Mister Pepper?....no.....Doctor Pepper?....no

Corporal Pepper?...hmm...Sargeant Pepper?...no, that's that old Beatles album, wouldn't be that...

maybe he means General Pepper?....or George Pepper!

no, George PeppARD!  YES!

I'll be in that Luke.....a George Peppard album cover!...wow!...brb!







Right!  George Peppard in "Breakfast At Stiffen He's"  ;)  :D 

So just plant your gorgeous mugs here and be gone.

Bastards.



You can't call people 'bastards' on this thread; they won't get it, and they'll start crying. 

Then they'll visit all of your parodies and '1-1-1' them.

Then they'll PM Chucky to have you banned from the board.  Actually, no that's too straightforward, so before they do that, they'll...

Start a new thread "Dear Chucky, Please Ban Luke!" so they can get the agreement of all of their buddies on the boards about what a bad person you are...

Then, once the thread reaches 50 pages or so, 'Room Full of Flunkies' will write a really, really lame-ass parody about what a bad person you are ('Ban Luke From the Site' to the tune of 'Blinded by the Light')....

So just spare yourself all the drama.  Be polite.

Bastard.



Oh yeah, would chat please be kept to a minimum...



No.

No.


LOL!!

Here I am...

And this is Ashkicksass...

here you go!


Jeff, that pic KILLS me!

Jeff, that pic KILLS me!


I concur.  Except I keep picturing him with that face, in his magenta body suit and sparklers.

Hi

My tecchie skills are inadequate .. there is one on the parody writers photothread part deux .. tried unsuccessfully to transfer it to this thread.....

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and Settings\HELEN\Desktop\complinet\85840009.jpg


Martha...this one?

'Ban Luke From the Site' to the tune of 'Blinded by the Light'



gee, that scans well, Leo....

hmmm...

'Ban Luke From the Site' to the tune of 'Blinded by the Light'

gee, that scans well, Leo....

hmmm...



Now, now, Stuart, let's not see anything like THIS popping up around here...

Ban Luke from the site
Ralphed-up like a Jake, Brattoni's moanin' in the night
Ban Luke from the site
He mopes like a dope and hopes he's ropin' Emi tight

;)

Now, now, Stuart, let's not see anything like THIS popping up around here...

Ban Luke from the site
Ralphed-up like a Jake, Brattoni's moanin' in the night
Ban Luke from the site
He mopes like a dope and hopes he's ropin' Emi tight

;)



The Saucy Aussie was feelin' kinda bossy and he
Said "let's keep the chattin' down"
Please no jokes when you post, cause it's pics I need the most
And your chattin's gonna make me frown
Be you ass or bastard, just listen to your master and
Follow close to my commands
Nod your head if you get it, reply if you have read it, so
I know that you all understand"

Bravo to both of you smart ass bastards!

But I think it should be known that I'd kick anyone's ass that tried to petition Luke off the site.  That's just ridiculous.  He may be a bad person, but good hell, he's an ACE in MS Paint...and he often tells me I'm cute...so...

Bravo to both of you smart a** bastards!

But I think it should be known that I'd kick anyone's a** that tried to petition Luke off the site.  That's just ridiculous.  He may be a bad person, but good hell, he's an ACE in MS Paint...and he often tells me I'm cute...so...


And then Arwen hollered "Hey, PIPE DOWN!"
And she said,
"Ban Luke from the site?
Give up how he juiced up all my self-esteem-delight?
Ban Luke from the site?
No way, bastard goofs! Shove THAT idea where's there's no light!"

Shove THAT idea where's there's no light!"


...right.

And then Arwen hollered "Hey, PIPE DOWN!"
And she said,
"Ban Luke from the site?
Give up how he juiced up all my self-esteem-delight?
Ban Luke from the site?
No way, bastard goofs! Shove THAT idea where's there's no light!"




LOL!!

...right.


Paul McCartney and I were both born on June 18th.  16 years apart, however.

I knew anti-un-reverse psychology would bring out the best of you chatterboxes.
Maximum capsicum kudos for the song, guys!


This is as 'clear' as it's gonna get.


Try Clearasil Ultra Wipes.
"Clear skin. Clearasil."
;D

Hot diggity, some of those pics look like they're from a modelling mag, Melz! Ditch AmIRight and get a calendar done, girl!

Hot diggity, some of those pics look like they're from a modelling mag, Melz! Ditch AmIRight and get a calendar done, girl!



seconded  :)

this should work alright

and here's mike. we're not as hot as the rest of you (ahem, EMI) but it's good to have some comic relief on the calendar. Plus we still know we're dead sexy. Dozens of girls can't be wrong  :P

I wish a hat was involved so I could use Homer's phrase, "Less chat, more hat". But then that's my wish quite often. You're all dead sexy from what i can see, and I can't see much. Here's the photos of just me I threw up on the photo thread a while back. I was against posting some of these, but if they bring out of feature that I've gotten props for, then I can't say no. Apparently chicks dig my eyes. And they apparently change color, so different chicks can appreciate them on different days or something. Righteous. Not as sexy as Mike's legs, but you gotta start somewhere.

Here I am...


Is that Vin's pistol up against your cheek?
It's dangerous playing with his weapon, you could seriously mess up your Shirley Temple.


we're not as hot as the rest of you (ahem, EMI)

*slightly affronted by a spontaneous jab in the ribcage from Emi's elbow*
Hey! What was that... oh. Right.
Ahem,
HEY THERE, SONNY BOI!
*spittoon rattle from saliva with high magnesium content*
BACK UP ORF OF MA GIRL!

thanks Jeff

Is that Vin's pistol up against your cheek?
It's dangerous playing with his weapon, you could seriously mess up your Shirley Temple.


Hee! 

haha  :) just a verbal jab man. take it easy. even if i WASN'T seeing someone i'm still an old man :)

just a verbal jab man. take it easy.
WHAT? THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

But seriously, folks.

*raucous peals of laughter*

No seriously, I'm being serious.

*hoots/cachinnation*

SERIOUSLY! I'm SERIOUSLY being SERIOUS here.

*nervous laughter dies away, child in front row begins shivering.
"I'm scared, mummy."
"I know dear, we all are."*

Since my days are currently taken up by the maturation ritual of leaving home, ie. stealing as much property from the house as possible to lug away with me, and volunteering to help disabled geriatrics in their daily shopping pursuits, I'll have to get started on the pic in a week or so. Til then, does anybody know who the following look like?

Spaff?
Merry&Pippin?
"Blanket" Jackson?

Til then, does anybody know who the following look like?

Spaff?
Merry&Pippin?
"Blanket" Jackson?



"Deep Throat" would be another good get, Luke, while you're asking

actually, I think there's a picture of spaff on his website - certainly video footage of an interview he once did (blonde hair and all)

and there's an ambiguous (of course) shot of M and P on their website - but should work for the Saint Pepper cover

I'll have a hunt around

On the off chance that you care, the one picture I have:

http://www3.hmc.edu/~afield/me.jpg

*Rolls dice*
Come on, bay-bee, bring daddy home the bacon!
Aha! OFF CHANCE!

Til then, does anybody know who the following look like?

Spaff?
Merry&Pippin?
"Blanket" Jackson?


I take it you mean 'what' they look like?

Luke...are you just going to use Johnny Hartman's photo to portray the ever elusive Leo?

Because, for my money, his would be the picture to get. 

Luke, if you can, use the photo located here: http://www.audiostreet.net/agrimorfee.

Spaff?


I've got just the thing. I'll try to track it down and scan it for you this weekend.

xoxox
Spaff

Luke...are you just going to use Johnny Hartman's photo to portray the ever elusive Leo?

Because, for my money, his would be the picture to get.


Not exactly a mystery, darlin' -- ever heard of Google?  I'll spare you the research.  Try newyorkjazzweb.com/musicians/vocalists/leo_jay/gallery/leojay0032.jpg

Not exactly a mystery, darlin' -- ever heard of Google?  I'll spare you the research.  Try newyorkjazzweb.com/musicians/vocalists/leo_jay/gallery/leojay0032.jpg


>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


Oh damm, is the site down again?  I keep telling the webmaster they need a new server....

I've got just the thing. I'll try to track it down and scan it for you this weekend.



Thanks, cuz it's really difficult trying to draw ears with Christmas lights poking out of them. ;D

Shame, Leo. Reinforcing Arwen's barrage of disgruntled smileys. (paradoxymoron!)

http://www.eelstheband.com/gallery/images/0317.jpg

Whaaaaaaat? That's me!

Here's a more recent picture.

OK, Luke, I spent a whole frickin' hour today digging through boxes to find this. It's my favorite photo of me. And fairly recent to boot.

http://www.spaff.com/media/underage_spaff.jpg

Well, from a layout works point of view it would be a point of having a front row with really short folks so here´s one of me, as young as I ever been on picture:

http://k1chyd.adress.eksjo.com/bilder/paobad.jpg

And here here´s one of me running away from another kid because mum told me to never trust other kids offering me candy or beer (maybe it was Spaff?):

http://k1chyd.adress.eksjo.com/bilder/paolopa.jpg

The two ones easiest to work with though would be:

http://k1chyd.adress.eksjo.com/bilder/pa2002.gif
http://k1chyd.adress.eksjo.com/bilder/pa2001.jpg

OK, Luke, I spent a whole frickin' hour today digging through boxes to find this. It's my favorite photo of me. And fairly recent to boot.

http://www.spaff.com/media/underage_spaff.jpg


Recent? Then that's the ghost of a 1965-model vehicle behind you!

OK, Luke, I spent a whole frickin' hour today digging through boxes to find this. It's my favorite photo of me. And fairly recent to boot.

http://www.spaff.com/media/underage_spaff.jpg


Who could have guessed what kind of twisted brilliant mind was developing behind that angelic face?

http://www.deviantart.com/view/8419692/


That's the closest I got to a pic of me. It's a year old but not much has changed except I got bigger pecs, my hair is long golden blonde, and I now go by the name Binky.

j/k

Who could have guessed what kind of twisted brilliant mind was developing behind that angelic face?


Now, see, that's the kind of comments I'm after. Your Parodayola check is on its way, Leo.

And Ralphing Luke: Yes, it is a vintage auto. I'm a collector. Duh. But in case you don't want to use that photo to replace the "Welcome The Rolling Stones" doll on your Saint Pepper cover, here's another one. It's not much more recent than the other one, granted, but it holds special meaning for me.

http://www.spaff.com/media/spaff_will_to_power.jpg

It's my 8x10 glossy publicity photo from when I was in the band Will To Power.

xoxox
Spaff

Who could have guessed what kind of twisted brilliant mind was developing behind that angelic face?


I'm tipping the blatant product placement ("made from genuine mountain spring water" if memory serves) may have contributed a smidge to the "twisted" bit

in fact, gee! I feel like one now!

(and you can use that response to support your side of the table when renegotiating your contract with the brewery Spaff ;))

It's my 8x10 glossy publicity photo from when I was in the band Will To Power.



first off, I'm thinking National Lampoon's European Vacation, Rusty, when they emerge from the Italian boutiques, but there maybe a better fit - I'll think about it

Is anybody eligible ?  I mean....I haven't written many... ???

It's my 8x10 glossy publicity photo from when I was in the band Will To Power.



Are you sheeshtin' me?

It's my 8x10 glossy publicity photo from when I was in the band Will To Power.


Play some Skynyrd man!

you wish picture from me perhaps?

you wish picture from me perhaps?


Chucky, you mean that is not you in your avatar....? (It's hard to see, but methinks it looks supiciously like Emmet Honeycut from QAF.... ;) )

I gather no response means a 'yes'? ;)

No response.

http://www.spaff.com/media/spaff_will_to_power.jpg

It's my 8x10 glossy publicity photo from when I was in the band Will To Power.


No sheesh, Spaff?! Check out what yer mates are up to http://www.willtopower.net/ :)

THis is moi  ;D

Play some Skynyrd man!


And the great ones remember.


Are you sheeshtin' me?



No sh**, Spaff?!


It's 100% me. I swear.


I'm thinking National Lampoon's European Vacation, Rusty, when they emerge from the Italian boutiques


I love Vacation and Christmas Vacation but could barely make it through the others. I guess I'll have to try that one again. Yikes.


Check out what yer mates are up to http://www.willtopower.net/ :)


By "mates," of course, you mean just Bobbio (and whatever session musicians he's hooked up with at the moment). I haven't spoken to him in years but supposedly he's got an album coming out any day now. He'll have a tough time matching the success of "Free Baby," WHICH I WROTE.

xoxox
Spaff

THis is moi  ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7075.0;id=3771;image


All right, from now on I'm not going to call you "Jackie Wilson," I'm going to call you "Local Celebrity."

xoxox
Spaff

Pretend I'm a doctor and be patient with me, people. Uni enrollment procedure and orientation is swamping my poor little undergraduate ass for the moment. I've started on the pic but need to replan as more people send in photos.
Would an A3 sheet of paper scan in? If not, I'll just have to cram yez all into an A4.

Moral dilemma: who do I put as the four parody artists up fornt in the Beatles' outfits?

All right, from now on I'm not going to call you "Jackie Wilson," I'm going to call you "Local Celebrity."

xoxox
Spaff



OK LOL thanks!! :) 

Moral dilemma: who do I put as the four parody artists up fornt in the Beatles' outfits?


As long as it's a moral dilemma...one of them had better be me, or else you're not getting ANY maple glaze tonight.  ;)

Moral dilemma: who do I put as the four parody artists up fornt in the Beatles' outfits?


When in doubt, you can use my face for all 4.  ;)

It's 100% me. I swear.



No.  Way. 

Ok, people... are agrimorfee and I the only ones who didn't know this?

No.  Way. 

Ok, people... are agrimorfee and I the only ones who didn't know this?


I didn't know it...haven't decided if he's serious or not  :)

I didn't know it...haven't decided if he's serious or not  :)


Ditto...

Another thing, I'm thinking of having everyone in poses that relate to their AmiRight alter-ego. ie. Merry and Pippin in hobbit outfits underneath Arwen on a white steed making out with Vin Diesel/Johnny Depp Siamese twins. And Johnny with swordfish and percocet etc.

So before I maul your preferred pose, costume and props, what do you generally want to be shown doing?

Another thing, I'm thinking of having everyone in poses that relate to their AmiRight alter-ego. ie. Merry and Pippin in hobbit outfits underneath Arwen on a white steed making out with Vin Diesel/Johnny Depp Siamese twins. And Johnny with swordfish and percocet etc.

So before I maul your preferred pose, costume and props, what do you generally want to be shown doing?


being mauled by Angelina Jolie, thanks Luke - send me the bill 8)

Moral dilemma: who do I put as the four parody artists up fornt in the Beatles' outfits?

I like MooRocca's ideas but I took a different approach:  Who are the biggest Beatlemaniacs here?  I dug up a couple old threads to find the answer:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,5330.0.html

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,5130.60.html (scroll down to Rick's "Beatle Quiz")

In my opinion, Rick has to be up there and he has to be John.  He's parodied EVERY SINGLE BEATLES SONG, for crying out loud.  Spaff is clearly a huge fan, would make a great Paul, and is the author of "All I Really Need To Know I Learned From The Beatles".  ChuckyG would make an excellent George (the "quiet one").  Ringo is a toss-up between Stu and Phil.  Stu looks like a bigger fan but Phil is more of an AmiRight icon (so far). 

All right, just wanted to throw that out there.  Say, if you put me in there, I should be juggling my children, Michael Jackson-style.  Cool idea; don't fall behind in school now.

In my opinion, Rick has to be up there and he has to be John.  He's parodied EVERY SINGLE BEATLES SONG, for crying out loud.  Spaff is clearly a huge fan, would make a great Paul, and is the author of "All I Really Need To Know I Learned From The Beatles".  ChuckyG would make an excellent George (the "quiet one").  Ringo is a toss-up between Stu and Phil.  Stu looks like a bigger fan but Phil is more of an AmiRight icon. 


Noted. And anyway, the funnier gestures will all be in the background anyway.


...one of them had better be me, or else you're not getting ANY maple glaze tonight. ;)

Sorry, sweetie. I'm on a diet.


Cool idea; don't fall behind in school now.


Me? Put extra-curricular activities like parodies, cartoons and drawings ahead of my scholarly responsibilities? Never!

Any slick Rick pics?
Any ... neato Leo...pheotos...?
Blarg, I'll tabulate all the names I've scrounged up from here and the Photo Thread and see who will be avatar-ised.

I like MooRocca's ideas but I took a different approach:  Who are the biggest Beatlemaniacs here?  I dug up a couple old threads to find the answer:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,5330.0.html

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,5130.60.html (scroll down to Rick's "Beatle Quiz")

In my opinion, Rick has to be up there and he has to be John.  He's parodied EVERY SINGLE BEATLES SONG, for crying out loud.  Spaff is clearly a huge fan, would make a great Paul, and is the author of "All I Really Need To Know I Learned From The Beatles".  ChuckyG would make an excellent George (the "quiet one").  Ringo is a toss-up between Stu and Phil.  Stu looks like a bigger fan but Phil is more of an AmiRight icon (so far). 

All right, just wanted to throw that out there.  Say, if you put me in there, I should be juggling my children, Michael Jackson-style.  Cool idea; don't fall behind in school now.


I was hoping to be Yoko

Well, I'm late...but...I was actually LIVING and listening to Beatles music back when their albums came out...not that this fact should be worth anything in particular or even at all, for that matter...I just like to read my own words here once in a while...so, here's another pic from my last trip up North in late October, 2004...at an old friends house in Sunnyvale, CA...

but I still like this one better...from a couple days earlier in the same trip, as I was preparing to leave Willits, CA and head on back down to L.A.- with stops in San Jose to see Rick & Mari D (and perform a couple of my parodies at the Espresso Gardens Cafe), Sunnyvale (as pictured above this note), and finally back home to Culver City (west side of L.A. area)...I think it's the sunglasses I like...or maybe the zipper that might or might not have been open at the time of the picture (I really don't know...honest).  Geez!  I can't believe I fooled around with that picture enough so that I don't have the actual original just by itself!  Oh, well...here it is with another from the same day attached as well...the "Sunglasses" one probably would be good as one of the 'Sgt. Pepper' background characters...at least that's what my "artistic" sense is telling me...

pr

... Arwen on a white steed making out with Vin Diesel/Johnny Depp Siamese twins...


It's as if you're inside my mind, little one.  I'm beside myself with glee... :)

Any slick Rick pics?


Here's a nice one of Rick with a squeegee.

So before I maul your preferred pose, costume and props, what do you generally want to be shown doing?



You.  :D

You.   :D



Uh...something tells me I've walked in at a bad time...

Any ... neato Leo...pheotos...?



Sorry, my publicist advises against it.  I should keep my recreational net persona(s) separate from my real self for professional purposes.

It's as if you're inside my mind, little one. I'm beside myself with glee... :)

Groovy. I'm going to be arm-wrestling pretty-boy Legolas. And winning.


Here's a nice one of Rick with a squeegee.

That's no way to refer to Mari!


You. :D


...

...

...give me a moment here...

...

...

...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggg.
I'll be back to nouns before you know it.

Okay okay, I'll have Mari put one on of us tonight.

Rick made me do this, so I gave him the bird (see picture).  Actually, it sounds like fun...

Rick made me do this, so I gave him the bird (see picture).  Actually, it sounds like fun...


You're not jealous seeing Rick with another bird? Did you allow a peck on the cheek?

Rick made me do this, so I gave him the bird (see picture).  Actually, it sounds like fun...


Rick, you honestly look different in every single picture I have seen of you.  Man of many faces...:)

Man of many faces...:)


It's usually spelled with an 'e'.

It's usually spelled with an 'e'.


Where is the rolling my eyes, shaking my head emoticon?

Here's what I wear to work (but, unfortunately, without birds).

Here's what I wear to work (but, unfortunately, without birds).


???

I'm having trouble posting this picture, probably because there are no birds in it.

Wherever you're working, I WANT IN!

I'm having trouble posting this picture, probably because there are no birds in it.


Ah...there it is.  

Used to be your avatar, didn't it?

I just realised I have no idea how I'm going to scan my finished product on. I was originally gunna use my mum's work scanner but now she's 700 kilomiles away. Fear not, there is always the MS Paint version to be done...

I am a man of many faces. Not only musically, but I change my look often to keep the repo guys and process servers guessing.

I didn't know it...haven't decided if he's serious or not  :)



Ditto...


I would expect a cyber-sleuth like you to have a definitive answer by now, J. Edgar Hooters.

That's no way to refer to Mari!

It was "squeegee" or "Yoko"; I figured she'd prefer the squeegee.

Rick made me do this, so I gave him the bird (see picture).  Actually, it sounds like fun...


So, Highlander ... I see that in addition to being an Immortal Scottish Swordsman & Parody-Writer Extraordinaire, you are also a Kung-Fu Master who can snatch birds out of the air as they fly by ...

... and then eat them for lunch ... you look like you're sizing-up that rock dove.

I would expect a cyber-sleuth like you to have a definitive answer by now, J. Edgar Hooters.


LOL...

I have looked and looked...and have found nothing. 

LOL...

I have looked and looked...and have found nothing. 


Well, if he were just yanking our chains, he'd have 'fessed up by now.  I'm just surprised he doesn't mention it on his website or something.

Well, if he were just yanking our chains, he'd have 'fessed up by now.  I'm just surprised he doesn't mention it on his website or something.

I think he was having a "Dennis Miller moment" -- a joke with a reference too obscure for a normal person to get right away.  Besides, I know Spaff is no musician; I've heard him sing and he sounds like a frog.

Besides, I know Spaff is no musician; I've heard him sing and he sounds like a frog.





To anyone who's read Stephen Donaldson's "Thomas Covenant" fantasy book-series, that quip of yours, Claude, will no doubt have the same effect as Thomas Covenant speaking the word...

" Nom "

... Claude, you've just called the SPAFF GORGON down upon your head!

THE SPAFF GORGON HAS BEEN SUMMONED!  EVERYBODY - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 

Well, if he were just yanking our chains, he'd have 'fessed up by now.  I'm just surprised he doesn't mention it on his website or something.


Speaking of chain yankers, that little link of yours was utter rubbish.  I am beyond bitter, you bass!

Beyond bitter... sweet 'n' sour?

Am I too late? If not, let's inject a little more youth into this geezer-fest (I joke! I joke! I keed, I keed!)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/964687/Chavlie.JPG

Me, wonderful me! Ignore my friends in the background, I am the hunk in the foreground, looking somewhat dazed and confused (I'm at school, and I'm pretty sure it's about 9 in the morning).

you can show mike and me playing beer pong, or flipping each other off, btw i'm 6'6" and mike is 6'3" if you need something goofy for us feel free to make us grotesquely huge... way in the background of course. lol.

I am beyond bitter, you bass!



Awesome alliteration Ash!  But I'm a baritone, strictly speaking.

Awesome alliteration Ash!  But I'm a baritone, strictly speaking.


Keep up that attitude and you'll be a coloratura soprano.
*snip snip*

Keep up that attitude and you'll be a coloratura soprano.
*snip snip*


No snipping required.  Please note my name.

Hmm, it appears you have been misinformed about the complexities of the male anatomy.
Then again, I haven't been on a honeymoon.

Hmm, it appears you have been misinformed about the complexities of the male anatomy.
Then again, I haven't been on a honeymoon.


You should try it in a few years.  It can be quite fun, with the right person  ;)

Yes, hopefully Emi will be able to enlighten me on the complexities of male anatomy.

Yes, hopefully Emi will be able to enlighten me on the complexities of male anatomy.


http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1810/whatisaspork/ewww.jpg

Consider yourself enlightened. 

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1810/whatisaspork/ewww.jpg
Consider yourself enlightened. 


Yes, sensai.
*kneels*
Oh boy, here we go again.

Yes, sensai.
*kneels*
Oh boy, here we go again.


Honestly, Luke.  It's MY turn to be the 'young grasshopper'.

Honestly, Luke. It's MY turn to be the 'young grasshopper'.


Anyone still wondering why I hit on this gorgeous being in the first place?

Anyone still wondering why I hit on this gorgeous being in the first place?


Yes.

*sardonic silence that perfectly matches the bit after Mulder's big spiel when Zoolander goes "But why male models?", whilst simultaneously giving the vibe of the silence Stan gives Butters after he is oblivious to the discovery that their 'future selves' telling them not to do drugs etc, are really just actors hired by their parents*

Wait.  You said something about a gorgeous being?  Could you repeat that?

*adopts deep, resonating tone of bronzed-Aussie sexiness*

EmiLoca.

Is.

A.

GORGEOUS BEING.

*cue wind-billowed hair and sun gleaming off rippling torso*

*cue wind-billowed hair and sun gleaming off rippling torso*


Excuse me, but I never said you could remove my shirt.

Yecch. Rippling torsos on chicks requires a whole lot o' blubber.
That, or 'big lungs'.
*SLAP!*
Right. Shirt. Here.

Yecch. Rippling torsos on chicks requires a whole lot o' blubber.
That, or 'big lungs'.
*SLAP!*
Right. Shirt. Here.


Well, rippling torsos on men, whether from lottablubber or 'big lungs', do not particularly impress me.

It's the torsoless ones I drool over, really.  Mmm...just look at that sexy lack of abdominal presence...

Yeah. I heard Orlando's torso is prosthetic. Along with his *commence-censored*

Yeah. I heard Orlando's torso is prosthetic. Along with his *commence-censored*


Yeah, you would know...

Wait.  HOW COME YOU KNEW BEFORE I DID?!? 

Sigh...now THAT, I'll need to sleep on.

I knew to come before you did? Hmm. Male instincts, I guess.

I just ran into a grey area on my unofficial speech pathology thesis. When farewelling my new friend.... um, what's her name again?
Ooh! Mobile phone to the rescue!

Adam...no.
Carreen...no.
Con...no.
Orlando's Prostheticist...no.
Katie... That's it! Katie! (Being alphabetically after 'O' and all)

Anyway, she didn't really *pause to remember* or draw out her worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds alot, but rather went all high-pitched.
"Catch you later! I think there's a party NEXXXT WEEEK, but I'll call you if it's off."
She must be Canadian.

Another thing, I'm thinking of having everyone in poses that relate to their AmiRight alter-ego. ie. Merry and Pippin in hobbit outfits underneath Arwen on a white steed making out with Vin Diesel/Johnny Depp Siamese twins.



It's as if you're inside my mind, little one.  I'm beside myself with glee... :)


Not so fast, Bronzed Brattoni and Amorous Arwen.  If there is to be any riding and/or making out going on with Merry & Pippin it is highly likely to be between them.  :P

Put that on your album cover  ;D

No snipping required.  Please note my name.



Ashkicksballs?

Ashkicksballs?


No!  Geez you guys!  What do you think I am?  I would never cause injury to an area I hold in such high regard.  I was trying to say that there would be no snipping required because I'd just kick your ass.

*Sigh*
If you have to explain it...

*Sigh*
If you have to explain it...




... you clearly need to work on your delivery?

... you clearly need to work on your delivery?


LOL!!  (actually, i didn't LOL...as it would have distracted my test takers...but i totally did the silent shake!)

... you clearly need to work on your delivery?


Either that, or save my pearls for non-swine.

Either that, or save my pearls for non-swine.


Then cast not your pearls, if you'll whine.

Then cast not your pearls, if you'll whine.


Talk about bad delivery...

Ha!  I was a test tube baby, and everything went just fine.  Shows how much you know.

Ha!  I was a test tube baby, and everything went just fine.  Shows how much you know.

Oh, the joy that picture brings my heart!

Oh, the joy that pictures brings my heart!


Me too!  I just love it with all my heart.  And I think Leo needed a little reminder of who wears the pants in this relationship. 

Er, I mean the superhero skirts. 

Me too!  I just love it with all my heart.  And I think Leo needed a little reminder of who wears the pants in this relationship. 

Er, I mean the superhero skirts. 


There's nothing wrong with a asss kickin' friendly reminder...

There's nothing wrong with a asss kickin' friendly reminder...


::)

Oh please. This flirty bickering is making me sick.

Rick made me do this, so I gave him the bird (see picture).  Actually, it sounds like fun...

That's a handsome bird you've got there, Rick...

pr

I'm having trouble posting this picture, probably because there are no birds in it.

Is this a workplace required uniform?

pr 

I would absolutely be flattened by flattery, should you put my face on the cover of your parody-writers thingy thing.  All hail St Pepper!   

This is as 'clear' as it's gonna get.

Emi - you are WAY too cute...and I guess I'm WAY too dirty old man...but what can I do?

pr

"There are more 'gifted and talented' children who are called Emily...there seriously are."
-Jennifer Leete, Deputy President of the NSE Teachers Federation
March 5th The Sydney Morning Herald, 'Good Weekend' magazine p29

"There are more 'gifted and talented' children who are called Emily...there seriously are."
-Jennifer Leete, Deputy President of the NSE Teachers Federation
March 5th The Sydney Morning Herald, 'Good Weekend' magazine p29


I remember a time some twenty years ago when a girlfriend who was into numerology "proved" to me that women with two "v":s in their name had a fallout way above average when it came to intelligence and/or academic studies/results. Her name was Veronica and she said that she would never forgive her parents for not naming here Viviann or Viveka, especially since those had been among the alternatives on the table.

I remember a time some twenty years ago when a girlfriend who was into numerology "proved" to me that women with two "v":s in their name had a fallout way above average when it came to intelligence and/or academic studies/results. Her name was Veronica and she said that she would never forgive her parents for not naming here Viviann or Viveka, especially since those had been among the alternatives on the table.




These people are confusing correlation with causality.  I'd bet people with the name Tristan tend to be better educated than average.  Why?  Because there's something magical about the name Tristan?  No, because the kind of parents likely to name their child Tristan are likely to be more well-read than average, better educated than the average, and therefore more likely to ensure that their child is similarly well-educated.

But you people are chatting way too much -- isn't this thread supposed to be 99% photos?

By the way, why are there so many guys on this damm site anyway?  That's not what I come to this thread to see -- more good-looking women, please!  Sheesh.

I remember a time some twenty years ago when a girlfriend who was into numerology "proved" to me that women with two "v":s in their name had a fallout way above average when it came to intelligence and/or academic studies/results. Her name was Veronica and she said that she would never forgive her parents for not naming here Viviann or Viveka, especially since those had been among the alternatives on the table.




In our book of 58,000 baby names, it actually has names of kids that excel academically, and Emily was at the top of the girls list.  For guys:  Hans.  Go figure.

These people are confusing correlation with causality.  I'd bet people with the name Tristan tend to be better educated than average.  Why?  Because there's something magical about the name Tristan?  No, because the kind of parents likely to name their child Tristan are likely to be more well-read than average, better educated than the average, and therefore more likely to ensure that their child is similarly well-educated.


I have known 2 Tristans in my whole life.

#1...Tristan the hyperactive boy who runs into trees when he's playing in the park.  His dad is a professional student and his mom sells tupperware.

#2...Tristan the drug addicted high school drop out girl.  Her dad is a plumber and I have no idea what her mom does.

I have nothing against the name Tristan...but clearly, Leo, it is not just for hoity toity types.  There are average run of the mill people who might just like the name.

I have known 2 Tristans in my whole life.

#1...Tristan the hyperactive boy who runs into trees when he's playing in the park.  His dad is a professional student and his mom sells tupperware.

#2...Tristan the drug addicted high school drop out girl.  Her dad is a plumber and I have no idea what her mom does.

I have nothing against the name Tristan...but clearly, Leo, it is not just for hoity toity types.  There are average run of the mill people who might just like the name.


Well, your two Tristans hardly make up what I would call a statistically significant sample.  :P  And you don't have to be "hoity-toity" to value education.  There are many well-read plumbers you know... elitist bastard.  :P

In our book of 58,000 baby names, it actually has names of kids that excel academically, and Emily was at the top of the girls list.  For guys:  Hans.  Go figure.


There was actually a valedictorian a few years ahead of me named Hans.  His younger brother, Ivan, was actually valedictorian of HIS class.  How does Ivan rank in your little baby book?

There was actually a valedictorian a few years ahead of me named Hans.  His younger brother, Ivan, was actually valedictorian of HIS class.  How does Ivan reek in your little baby book?


Ivan?  Terrible, of course.

Ivan?  Terrible, of course.


Oh, I can just imagine how Hagar ranks.

LOL...both of you...

Ivan?  Terrible, of course.


So I suppose Catherine ranks great.

Ivan?  Terrible, of course.


Yeah, and Ivan Lendl was a big Racketeer!

I have so shared Leo's view since primary school. All the kids with names like Tameeka and Epponee-Rae (Aussie humour) generally had working class parents whereas Richards and Elizabeths all had well-established Angloristocratic families with law firms and the like.

Riiiight, I knew I'd forgotten something about this thread. The drawing! Well, I've started over cuz of... stuff... I'll blame having to read excerpts from twenty seperate books A WEEK and somehow making it into the Uni play over second & third-year auditionees.

I got pics of Wolveroses and some other people from the Photo Thread who haven't been to this one, so hopefully they won't mind being plaster busts or flower arrangements. 

I have known 2 Tristans in my whole life.

#1...Tristan the hyperactive boy who runs into trees when he's playing in the park.  His dad is a professional student and his mom sells tupperware.

#2...Tristan the drug addicted high school drop out girl.  Her dad is a plumber and I have no idea what her mom does.

I have nothing against the name Tristan...but clearly, Leo, it is not just for hoity toity types.  There are average run of the mill people who might just like the name.

just to bring a little reality (very little...lol) to your remark, some friends of mine up in Northern California has a grandson of that name and he is a fine young fellow, not hyperactive (beyond normal 8-year old boy behaviour), nor drug addicted...Grandparents and Parents are productive and decent folks...whether they are "average"...who the hell cares?

pr

Well, the one kid I know named Tristan is indeed quite ADD. He's also a freaking genius, but still has way too much energy, which gets annoying pretty fast. I've babysat him a few times, which is an odd mixture of awesome and lame - awesome because he's a total gamer just like me, lame because he's like 8 years old and perpetually jumping off the wall.

EDIT: I notice this thread isn't 99% chat-free anymore :P.

It's 'constructive feedback', stu-pid.

So, didja see that episode of CSI last night?

It's 'constructive feedback', stu-pid.

So, didja see that episode of CSI last night?


The one with the dead body and Catherine running around in sexy clothing completely inappropriate for the workplace?  I've seen that one.

The one with the dead body and Catherine running around in sexy clothing completely inappropriate for the workplace?  I've seen that one.


Huh...I think I missed it.

Huh...I think I missed it.


That's ok.  It's on every week.  :P