I'm looking for misheard lyrics, but stuff that would be found in the most memorable parts of a song, and would be obvious without telling someone the original song, or title.  The challenge here, is that I can't use famous names or song titles along with the misheard lyric. 

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"  would be a good example, (but unusuable since it's one of the Gavin Edwards books and I don't want to advertise his books for him >grin<)

I'll probably use at least ten of these, maybe twenty, and present it as a quiz on the back of the t-shirt, with the answer key on amiright.

Best way to leave your suggestions, just post the lyrics, without who it is.  If people can guess it (without cheating by looking on the site), then it's probably acceptable.

But the chair is not my son!

Lou, zing my religion!

Well since she put me down, there've been owls puking in my bed.

They missed her trampoline, man!

So gently swaying to the ferret and the dove

I'm just a sailor with a rock in my bag

She seems to have a physical dutchess
She reaches in, and grabs my pony, uh-huh.

She's got the hands of an invisible Duchess

She's in a hut, an invisible hut, yeah

So fairly, controversy

Girls who shop like her are something rare

I fall on the floor and I lactate!

Parsely saved Rosemary in time

Hello Douglas, my old friend

The sound of Simon

Whoops, didn't see this one here. Ignore ramblings from #1.

OLDIES:
"While sheperds washed their socks by night..."
"Round young virgins smothered their child..."
"O, omelette us adore him..."

NEWBIES:
"Try to scratch my toe, it's aching and ulcerated..."
"Endeavour for Pete's sake to type, I won't bite.
I'm pleadin': jot a comment."


Putting the first syllable back in controversy:
"I plunger lesions to the flag of the Benighted States of America,
And toot the repugnance of witches' dance.
Crustaceans, underarms, individuals with lemon tea and crumpets for all."

"Eyes shut, the sheriff..."

"I just want your eggs to rhyme and your......kids!"

"Icy, a literal stilletto on a man...scatter moosh, scatter moosh.."

So do you also want people to say what they think the songs are that these misheard lyrics are from?

I haven't worked all of them out yet but recognise lots of them.

So do you also want people to say what they think the songs are that these misheard lyrics are from?

I haven't worked all of them out yet but recognise lots of them.


I think for now, let's just try and list out the ones that would be most obvious.  I'll produce a list of the top contenders in a week or so, with a seperate answer sheet, and ask people how they did.  The lyrics people get more often, would be the best ones to use.

Somebody better push a bag into your face

Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy

Here we are now, mashed potatoes

Mama, put my gum on the ground
I can't chew it anymore

Donuts make my cowpies huge

And he complained to the old white man,
'I'd sure believe in Idaho.'

Hit me with your pet shark

Won't you tell me, when the hell is "Good Times" on?

I've got two tickets to Hair On Ice

You know what would be cool?  Add some of the artists name onto the shirts.  Now all of them, but have like the first top 25 on one shirt and 26-50 on another shirt.  What I mean by the top 25 is on the artist page, whatever number they are on thats what number they are. 

Example the first 25.
1. 1256 Malcolm Higgins 3.84 3.67 3.72 3420
2. 1135 William Tong 4.13 4.09 4.10 31797
3. 668 Rick Duncan 4.84 4.80 4.81 1974
4. 611 Guy DiRito 4.91 4.88 4.89 1983
5. 555 Michael Pacholek 4.20 4.02 4.08 1952
6. 492 John A. Barry 4.64 4.54 4.55 1828
7. 460 Tokusou Sentai Blessranger 3.09 3.01 3.04 568
8. 459 Phil Alexander 4.50 4.46 4.49 4006
9. 444 Johnny D 4.90 4.79 4.82 2030
10. 374 Royce Miller 4.54 4.39 4.53 2119
11. 364 Chris Bodily TM 3.54 3.52 3.55 1548
12. 363 Alvin Rhodes 4.76 4.66 4.67 1221
13. 346 S.T.G. 3.47 3.45 3.48 5785
14. 335 Arcade Junkie 3.68 3.57 3.65 128
15. 328 Green Bloodied Hound Dogs 3.44 3.31 3.35 747
16. 325 Ethan Mawyer 3.96 3.93 3.97 2521
17. 307 Jim A 3.44 3.44 3.44 1855
18. 285 Michael Florio 3.86 3.72 3.75 3808
19. 232 Merry & Pippin 4.69 4.64 4.66 2028
20. 207 Paul Robinson 4.82 4.71 4.72 1022
21. 206 Syncronos 4.26 4.16 4.19 1998
22. 203 Freddie C. 3.28 3.23 3.31 105
23. 193 Tim Hall 3.95 3.87 3.87 567
24. 171 Bob Gomez 4.89 4.86 4.88 1154
25. 168 Agrimorfee 4.43 4.34 4.38 300

the 2nd sshirt
26. 165 lebeiW15 4.13 4.07 4.09 1626
27. 161 Know 1 can hear you dream 4.63 4.50 4.51 744
28. 155 Michael McVey 4.20 4.24 4.22 179
29. 151 Ghetto John 4.14 4.03 4.03 2370
30. 140 Airfarcewon 4.83 4.74 4.79 813
31. 139 Fitu Petaia 2.75 2.89 2.95 92
32. 138 Tim Mayfield 4.73 4.68 4.70 823
33. 135 Phil Nelson 4.56 4.60 4.62 216
34. 135 Jack Wilson 4.35 4.44 4.41 242
35. 134 Mikey Boy 4.23 4.12 4.17 649
36. 128 Floyd's Garage 4.32 4.28 4.31 71
37. 128 DarkJon64 4.05 3.93 3.97 1891
38. 123 Adagio 4.91 4.80 4.84 531
39. 113 Chris Pollman 3.45 3.43 3.44 314
40. 112 Matthias 4.52 4.51 4.51 491
41. 106 Wolveroses 3.13 3.07 3.13 648
42. 104 Kristof Robertson 4.90 4.88 4.90 756
43. 104 Claude Prez 4.56 4.55 4.55 952
44. 101 Lionel Mertens 4.57 4.36 4.44 304
45. 098 Billy Florio 4.17 4.15 4.19 1509
46. 098 Arwen 4.91 4.87 4.88 857
47. 095 John Spoof 3.61 3.77 3.76 42
48. 095 Jeff Reuben 4.60 4.48 4.52 1765
49. 095 Jan Unwin 4.72 4.53 4.64 111
50. 093 Spaff.com 4.80 4.79 4.78 909

put the names as you like on the back of shirts with the amiright logo on front.  that would be one I would definitly buy.

Scare a moose! Scare a moose! Will you do the fan tango?

Hey, how about our most famous misheard lyric:  There's a bathroom on the right!

Hey, how about our most famous misheard lyric:  There's a bathroom on the right!


wow, can't believe that one hasn't made it into the list yet.

I love the suggestions so far, lots to pick from.

I think there should be at least one country tune and maybe one or two rap songs too, to help make it somewhat balanced...

I'll probably try and incorporate an image or two based on the lyrics in there too, so stuff like "pet shark" would translate well into that line of thinking.

"I've got shoes - they're made of plywood"

"Alex The Seal"

"Bald-Headed Woman"

"Then Go and Get Stuffed"

"Australians All Like Ostriches"



(You'reTheOneThatIWant,OurLipsAreSealed,MoreThanAWoman,WhenTheGoingGetsTough,AustralianNationalAnthem)

You can't buy meat with your pants down

Wrap your hands around my inches

I want a piece of David

The boy's too young to be sniffing the glue

I want a piece of date bread

I'd love to find an ounce along the road

Who let the dolls out?

The cat's not being your pen pal

Who let the hog shout?

Burning off the fumes of ethanol

Who wrote the Dawes Act?

Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane

She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too

Looking for my log shaker and saw

Looking for my lost favorite song

She's got electric boobs, Her mom has two

She's got electric boobs, I know her do

She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo

You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani

Goodbye, normal genes

Crocodile rocket and the sound of chocolate

Back to the Hobbit Hole out in the woods

Back to the Hollywood town in the woods

Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'

I want a piece of datebread

Row Misty Watt Sue

Somebody's done somebody's song wrong

Leopold's my big brass bed

Poops, I did it again

Oops, I just ate your brain

I'm not that annisette

I'm not that anaesthetic

Burning all the shoes I've ever known

Butt crack, baby butt crack

I'm not that talented

Cheeseburger and carrot eyes

Hoisted away again by my girl Rita Bell

Lookin for my lost favorite dog

Lookin for that Don Shafer and Son

She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too

She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes

Lookin for my lost gibberish dog

Some people claim that there's a worm on the blade

But I know, it's my own grandpa

Searchin for my lock, sugar, and shawl

Hold me closer, Chinese panda

Searchin' for my log-shaker and saw

Searchin' for my lost neighbor's dog

She's gotta let me booze, I know her too

She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus

She's got electric boobs, I know her do

Searching for my large yager with malt

Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir

Searching for my lost jiggerous thought

Irwin Allen says our hair is long

Smell the shrapnel beginning to boil

Stepped on a pop tart

You can't eat meat in the penthouse

Strummin' my sex change

Wasted away again in Macarenaville

Wastin away again in my gorrilla-boo

You know what would be cool?  Add some of the artists name onto the shirts....that would be one I would definitly buy.


I think Wolveroses is on to something here. I think a great way to sell T-shirts would to throw on a list of the top 100 (or whatever) most prolific parody authors. I personally wouldn't make it a one-author-per-line list with numbers or scores, but rather just a big paragraph-style list, i.e.:

Malcolm Higgins * William Tong * Rick Duncan * Guy DiRito * Michael Pacholek
John A. Barry * Tokusou Sentai Blessranger * Phil Alexander * Johnny D * Royce Miller
Chris Bodily TM * Alvin Rhodes * S.T.G. * Arcade Junkie * Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
(etc.)

It's the concert T-shirt philosophy. Billy Joel doesn't list PROVO, UT on his shirts because he's bursting with pride over playing in Provo; he does it because he knows that throwing that text on there will sell hundreds more T-shirts to the BYU crowd. People like to advertise themselves and the fact that they're part of something deemed T-shirt worthy. Same goes for those "Herbert Birdsfoot High School Class of 1997" T-shirts that list the name of everyone in the class. You see your name on there and you can't NOT buy it.

It's just a thought. If you list somebody's favorite parody title or misheard lyric, that somebody becomes the one person most interested in the shirt. But if you list 100 names, suddenly you've got 100 interested consumers.

I'd buy at least one. (I like to advertise myself and the fact that I'm part of something deemed T-shirt worthy.)

xoxox
Spaff

I think Wolveroses is on to something here. I think a great way to sell T-shirts would to throw on a list of the top 100 (or whatever) most prolific parody authors. I personally wouldn't make it a one-author-per-line list with numbers or scores, but rather just a big paragraph-style list, i.e.:

Malcolm Higgins * William Tong * Rick Duncan * Guy DiRito * Michael Pacholek
John A. Barry * Tokusou Sentai Blessranger * Phil Alexander * Johnny D * Royce Miller
Chris Bodily TM * Alvin Rhodes * S.T.G. * Arcade Junkie * Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
(etc.)

It's the concert T-shirt philosophy. Billy Joel doesn't list PROVO, UT on his shirts because he's bursting with pride over playing in Provo; he does it because he knows that throwing that text on there will sell hundreds more T-shirts to the BYU crowd. People like to advertise themselves and the fact that they're part of something deemed T-shirt worthy. Same goes for those "Herbert Birdsfoot High School Class of 1997" T-shirts that list the name of everyone in the class. You see your name on there and you can't NOT buy it.

It's just a thought. If you list somebody's favorite parody title or misheard lyric, that somebody becomes the one person most interested in the shirt. But if you list 100 names, suddenly you've got 100 interested consumers.

I'd buy at least one. (I like to advertise myself and the fact that I'm part of something deemed T-shirt worthy.)

xoxox
Spaff



Excellent idea, Spaff (a MASTERPIECE of an idea, in fact - KA-CHING!!!) --- I second that promotion!

JD

That is actuallty a tremendous idea. And I am not just saying that b/c my name was actually mentioned for once, but maybe you could put on their biggest song by their names.

I dunno, just a thought.

good idea. if mike armstrong is on there you could get 2 orders! think about that! lol.

and I think after scrolling them all "I want a piece of david" is my favorite. that's just classic. really gets the point across.

Who's the Boss now, Tony Danza?

You really cook meat

All my screams
Pass before my eyes, a cute philosophy
Dustin Hoffman
All we are is Dustin Hoffman

I'm gonna eat piiiiie-ie-ie as a kite, yeah Ben

Ohhhh You fixed my blunder

Werewolves in thunder

You should be all right long

Take a drink and love you, keeps me up all night

The drink puh-leeeze, they come to pee in my bed

::)  ;D There ya go!

That 'pet shark' one really had me chortling, as I could actually pick the tune. I'm actually a much better artist than linguist, so will flood Chucky's email with scanned-in toons until he blocks me or suffers cranial meltdown. I'll go through photos to try and do a collage of people's faces etc. (This is what happens in those three months after finishing school and prior to going to uni- SORRY.)

I second, to the second power, Spaff's move of listing names. Remind me to send in a hundred or so hastily-done parodies to get my number count up. ;)

I didn't see:

Thirty thieves and the Thunder Chief
I got two tickets to Parrot Ice
And the very many mondegreens of "Jeux sans Frontiers" and Les Vuex Sans Visage".

Although I can see the reasoning behind listing the top 100 (or whatever) parody artists isn't that also going to work in reverse.  i.e. might there be more of a market for random people looking for misheard lyrics who spot a t-shirt with one on and want to buy it. 

I'd be more inclined to buy a misheard lyric that I liked than a list of the names of people here.  (Sorry guys)

I'd be more inclined to buy a misheard lyric that I liked than a list of the names of people here.  (Sorry guys)


No apology necessary, karen - you make a very astute commercial point.

People who don't know the AmiRight authors will not give a hoot about authors' names, but they will jump at the chance to buy a T-Shirt that has their favorite funny mis-heard lyric(s) on it.

No apology necessary, karen - you make a very astute commercial point.

People who don't know the AmiRight authors will not give a hoot about authors' names, but they will jump at the chance to buy a T-Shirt that has their favorite funny mis-heard lyric(s) on it.




I guess it depends on how the site is 'marketed' and listed when people search for misheard lyrics.  I don't know if it comes up during a google search for example.  Or is there a link from the misheard lyrics/amiright bit?

i think the original idea was to kind of ensure sales. I don't know how many people would buy a shirt with a misheard lyric on it, but I feel you'd have a ton of built in purchases if you added the names. Guess it depends on the almighty $$. but then again doesn't everything.

i think the original idea was to kind of ensure sales. I don't know how many people would buy a shirt with a misheard lyric on it, but I feel you'd have a ton of built in purchases if you added the names. Guess it depends on the almighty $$. but then again doesn't everything.


Mr. Armstrong, you're right, too - a T-Shirt with lots of authors' names would sell very well amongst the authors, so Chucky could do perhaps one or two printings of those and be pretty much assured of a decent R-O-I which he could then re-invest in more lyrics-oriented merchandise.

I once received a Bob and Tom sweatshirt as a gift, and I stopped wearing it because people kept asking me about it (B&T weren't available in the area at the time).  I hate explaining stuff, especially to random strangers.  So for me, the more self-explanatory the better.  Again, I'd be far more likely to buy AmiRight gear as gifts if it's accessible to "outsiders" and amusing in some way.  If I want a shirt with my name on it (or "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"'s, for that matter), I can just get out a sharpie marker and do it myself.

a parody authors t-shirt might be interesting.  Certainly it has no appeal for people who just visit the site, but for authors it certainly would.  I could design one and offer it on the site for a month or two before we do the misheard lyrics shirt.

I could pull the list into Adobe Illustrator and give it an interesting layout like I did for the 80s performer list I did for my graphic design class last year. I can't find the PDF of the design I did, but I can't print it on a t-shirt through cafepress (mentions registered/trademarked names).  Basically, I would just print the names up in some kind of pattern.  Maybe make the busiest authors on the site proportionally larger names or something.  The shirts are full color, so I'd want to do something to take full advantage of that.

I did one of these my senior year in high school, way back in '91.  There were way more names, so it was less interesting of a design.

incase anyone wonders, I make $2 on the shirts.  I set it up more or less for people who might want them, I'm not going to retire on t-shirt sales or anything.  I actually keep the credit at the site, and occasionally print something custom for a friend or incase I need one if I'm doing a newspaper interview.  Though I haven't done one of those in ages.  Maybe when inthe80s turns ten years old, I can drum up some free press. 

I imagine for the authors, they might be fun if there's an author get together (there have been some small group get togethers already).

If I want a shirt with my name on it (or "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"'s, for that matter), I can just get out a sharpie marker and do it myself.


I already do that with ALL my shirts, but I thought it would be novel to have one that looks like I bought it that way.

It's pretty much the site regulars who are gonna buy the shirts. But since we do want to toss a bone to the outsiders (and Claude), a misheard lyrics shirt certainly would do that better. It sounds like Chucky can give it to us both ways, though, so giddyup.

Some of my favorite misheard lyrics:


Lock the Cash Bar

She's got a tic in her eye (Props to Merry & Pippin)

The girl with colitis goes by

Now they know how many hos it takes to feel the albatross

Mall of King Tut

Massage in a Brothel (More props to Merry & Pippin)

Big ol' Chad and Lionel
-or-
Big ol' Chad in a lineup

Humpin' the heart-attack clown

It's just a sprinkling for to make wings

Our shadow's taller than asssholes

Boyd the weakling milliplede/
Songs that made them hip-hooray

Clowns in my coffee
-or the extended version-
I had some dreams there were clowns in my coffee

(Don't Fear) The Beaver

...and of course...

Wrapped up like a douche


xoxox
Spaff

I'm pretty self-absorbed, so I'd buy something with my name on it.  And if a shirt had Spaff, Arwen, Johnny D on it as well...it goes without saying I'd become the most popular guy at work  ;D

I'd like to order a "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs" candle snuffer please.  In the color of periwinkle.

What bout these common mishead lyrics:

Ain't a lotta Velveeta, baby
Don't you know that I love you

I'm the God of Velveeta, baby

Little Danny DeVito, baby?

P*nis, if you will...  :o

I'm you p*nis, I'm your fire
At your desire  ;D

Gangster's Pair of dice

I'm a snooow man
I'm a snoooow man

I'm a sloooow man
I'm a sloooow man

I'm gonna be a blue collar fan

It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to

Lou's in my religion

Octopus is God in, in the shade  ;D (Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like it's saying!)

'Scuse me while I kiss this pie (American Pie 4, maybe?  :D)

They dream, police, they come to pee in my bed

I'd like to order a "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs" candle snuffer please.  In the color of periwinkle.


They only come in chartreuse and puce. RTFM.

xoxox
Spaff

They only come in chartreuse and puce. RTFM.

All right, just give me a William Thong, then.  XXXL.

All right, just give me a William Thong, then.  XXXL.


Cool. It'll match my Chucky G-string.

xoxox
Spaff

Cool. It'll match my Chucky G-string.

xoxox
Spaff



All right, just give me a William Thong, then. XXXL.


I'd love to see the two of you modeling them.  Perhaps as a selling point on the site?

I'd like to order a "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs" candle snuffer please.  In the color of periwinkle.

Put me down for 100 Claude Prez toilet brushes.

Seriously though, regarding the misheard lyrics vs author names argument; I think there's a market for both- I'd certainly get one of each. I'm not even sure which one would have the bigger market.

Cool. It'll match my Chucky G-string.

xoxox
Spaff

Okay, you win.  You get the modeling contract.  I'll just take one of those Fitu Petaia-head toys.

Cool. It'll match my Chucky G-string.

xoxox
Spaff



Just so long as we don't have to look at the Moons of Uranus.

;D

I'm surprised that "She's got a chicken to ride" hasn't been mentioned yet.

Hello ChuckyG,
Would you please tell me where the quote on your profile...re "Moxie" comes from?  Is it a verse from a song or a poem? Would you please send me the title and authors name?  Moxie is my nickname and I fell in love with the verse you quoted!
Thankyou,
Moxie Maven
jillsypill@yahoo.com

My personal favorite from my own childhood:

Find a Supreme that don't ask no questions... ::)

My personal favorite from my own childhood:

Find a Supreme that don't ask no questions... ::)


Ah-HA!  That's from "Cracklin' Rosie" by Neil Diamond.

Hello ChuckyG,
Would you please tell me where the quote on your profile...re "Moxie" comes from?  Is it a verse from a song or a poem? Would you please send me the title and authors name?  Moxie is my nickname and I fell in love with the verse you quoted!
Thankyou,
Moxie Maven
jillsypill@yahoo.com


it's one of the commercials for Moxie soda (where the word Moxie originated) from the 1920's.  Check the Moxie Congress website for more jingles.

here is a misheard lyric....to a very heavily played rock tune....

Through the store we reach the door
You ate it all but I want MORE.....

rockergirlBOC :D ;D ::)    :o  if people don't know this right away I will be  :o
I joined this site...SPECIFICALLY to write a misheard lyric that my kid quoted to me JUST today...since I recently taught her about MONDEGREENS!!!!!

Here's some country stuff...

Been a long time gone, no I aint looked at porn since I don't know when...

I Have big breasts and I feel like I've found my way

"A gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot"

"I'm shaving off my muff, for yoooooo..."

I'd go with "Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul."

IMHO, "There's a bathroom on the right" would turn some buyers off as being too vulgar...

I'm your Kool-Aid

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one course open plate.

Did I dig that girl

In the Garden of Edan baby.

A few Oldies:

Excuse me while I kiss this guy....

In the God of Devito baby....

A few newer songs:

She's got a mushy head,
It's better than the rest
Green to red, mushy head...
My waffle machine....
Syrup, syrup......

And I'm here to remind you
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me....


And I'm shavin',
Shavin' as a man could be....

Not sure if anyone knows who Pat Green is, but here goes:

Pile up on Miles
He's got no direction.....

IMHO, "There's a bathroom on the right" would turn some buyers off as being too vulgar...


I hear ya, bro. I, too, find that word offensive. I recommend changing it to "There's a bathroom on the left."

xoxox
Spaff

Hmmmm


Banging on the chest


Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul

How can i streak?

Let Milo open the door

Carribbean queen, we are shivering the same thrill

I miss you but Im not comin' back
I love you but Im not comin' back

Blue cheese baby



My butt's on fire, how 'bout yours?

You know you coulda been a counter

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Not a misheard title, more of a malaprop:

The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald

Scare a moose! Scare a moose! Will you do the fan tango?



;D

Cracked me up.

She says I am the one, but she is not my son.

^ I think we have a winner.

octagonal verandas!Olav ratings,newsstand intersperse spheres described library:surface


Intruiging!  I can't make the song out though  ::)

I think authors on the shirt is an awesome idea.

And I think the shirt is in general a great idea.

And my favorite four mis-heards thus far are:

'But the chair is not my son'

'Hold me closer, Tony Danza'

'Hit me with your pet shark'

and 'She's a prick, ouch'

this was an old thread a spammer bumped... I already produced these t-shirts.

http://www.cafepress.com/amirightmis

That's a neat shirt. I'll have to see about getting it.

However, a lot more users have joined since Chucky made the parodist shirt...you think you could update it?

That's a neat shirt. I'll have to see about getting it.

However, a lot more users have joined since Chucky made the parodist shirt...you think you could update it?


I think I said I would do a new one every year or so... has it been a year already?

I've got to do an inthe00s t-shirt first anyways

It'll be so in three months, I think. I just wanna be included, that's all.  ;D

It'll be so in three months, I think. I just wanna be included, that's all.  ;D


don't worry, if you've got at least 25 or so, I'm sure you will.  Not sure if I'll put as many people on the next one or not.  I think the last time I did about 300 people, down to people who submitted 13 parodies or more.

it won't be the same design either, I had other ideas at the time, but I can't remember what they were now...

it won't be the same design either, I had other ideas at the time, but I can't remember what they were now...


You could fill in the letters of "AmIRight" with authors names. I've got dibs on the crossbar of the A.  ;D

I have to have 25? Dang...I don't submit very often since I would be cranking out crap if I went any faster, so I was hoping it would just be anyone with an author's page.

I have to have 25? Dang...I don't submit very often since I would be cranking out crap if I went any faster, so I was hoping it would just be anyone with an author's page.


that would be way too many.  like I said, last time I went down as far as 13 parodies.  No idea how far this time. 

Well at least this time I have three more months to get 25 submitted.