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Subject: T-shirt design #1 - PLEASE: Suggest "traditional" misheard song lyrics
Written By: ChuckyG on 01/27/05 at 12:10 pm
it doesn't have to be on amiright (though it should be!), but I want the best, funniest misheard lyrics from songs that are over 100 years old. Folk songs, and Christmas songs, maybe the US National Anthem. White Christmas isn't fair game unforunately, but O Tannenbaum would be.
If you're unsure, don't worry, I'm sure if it's not acceptable we can mark it as such.
I figure I'll use anywhere from 5 to 10 entries. I'd like tons to pick from (without going through the archives myself)
Subject: Re: T-shirt design #1 - PLEASE: Suggest "traditional" misheard song lyrics
Written By: Johnny_D on 01/27/05 at 12:21 pm
Well, these won't pass the censor, but they're on AmiRight, and they made me laugh!
Traditional's, "Angels We Have Heard On High"ÂÂ
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, Inspect Chelsea's gay hole.
Correct Lyrics:
Gloria, In excelsis deo
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Traditional's, "Angels We Have Heard On High"ÂÂ
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria...Estefan is gay, oh!
Correct Lyrics:
Gloria...In excelsis Deo!
Now maybe THIS one, which is also on AmiRight, will pass muster:
Traditional's, "Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria in eggshells these days, oh.
Correct Lyrics:
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
Subject: Re: T-shirt design #1 - PLEASE: Suggest "traditional" misheard song lyrics
Written By: Johnny_D on 01/27/05 at 12:27 pm
More on AmiRight:
Traditional's, "Good King Wencenslaus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wence's car backed out on a piece of Stephen.
Correct Lyrics:
Gook King Wencenslaus looked out on the Feast of Stephen.
THIS NEXT ONE MADE ME LAUGH HARD !!!
Traditional's, "God Bless America"ÂÂ
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from a bulb!
Correct Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from above.
HOW ABOUT "BAD SANTA":
Traditional's, "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll seize you when you're sleeping.
Correct Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleeping.
HMMM, MAYBE NOT THIS ONE
Traditional's, "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"ÂÂ
Misheard Lyrics:
Now bring us some poison candy.
Correct Lyrics:
Now bring us some toys and candy.
THIS ONE'S A GOOD BET....
Traditional's, "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we gleam by the fire.
Correct Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
Subject: Re: T-shirt design #1 - PLEASE: Suggest "traditional" misheard song lyrics
Written By: bobbypags on 01/27/05 at 1:07 pm
Round John Virgin
Subject: Re: T-shirt design #1 - PLEASE: Suggest "traditional" misheard song lyrics
Written By: Luke Brattoni on 01/27/05 at 11:57 pm
Come on everybody! I think this is a really great idea and needs all our support. That being said, I'm heading over to Plea #2. ;D