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Did You Know? Amazing TRUE Facts

By JaxomLOTUS @ 4/30/2001 EST


The following are all TRUE facts. Many are popular urban legends and many are just random facts that many people do not know.

DID YOU KNOW?

Although well known for her acting ability, Pamela Anderson has been passed up for twelve Golden Globe nominations.

Babies and cats are incapable of flight.

A woman cannot become ‘impregnated’ by fertilized crab eggs while swimming in the ocean. This can only happen during sex with crabs.

When a girl tells you she just wants to be friends, she probably doesn’t mean that either.

A duck's quack doesn’t echo, but the sound of its sizzling juices, being flame broiled with red wine and lemon, does echo and nobody knows why.

Parole record discussions are best left for the third date.

Goat hair is made from 100% silk.

AIDS was actually invented by Thomas Edison.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but give a man a fishing rod and he’ll pawn it for three day’s worth of fish.

Children’s fairy tales used to end “and they all lived happily ever after until they got cancer,” but had to be shortened for brevity.

Despite much speculation, Bert and Ernie are not actually intended to represent a gay couple by Sesame Street producers. They are bisexual.

Michael Jackson is a form of breast cancer.

Before Robin Williams accepted the role of Peter Pan in Steven Spielberg’s “Hook,” he was originally slated for the role of the desperately aging comic, struggling with feel-good melodramas in a vain attempt to prove some acting ability.

Although well hidden by the media, former President Bill Clinton was a womanizer.

Mission Impossible 2 sucked.

Ralph Lauren's name means "Swallow Lauren" in slang.

Lisa Marie Presley could not have been Elvis' biological daughter because Elvis is dead.

The quickest way to get from Point A to Point B is to cut the line.

Microsoft Word used to be called Microsoft Woody in it's beta version, but was changed for marketing reasons.

Don't take everything in schoolyard songs at face value.{ i.e. There are a heck of a lot more than just one "place in France where the naked ladies dance." }

Having kids went out of style with the 80's.

In some cultures it is innapropriate to play frisbee at funerals.

Helen Keller couldn't drive because she was a woman.

All stereotypes are true.

Ed O'Neil who played show salesman Al Bundy could not actually sell a shoe if his life depended on it.

Bram Stroker's Dracula was actually named after someone named Bram Stroker's Dracula.