:) I wonder if anyone remembers me. I haven't written any parodies for a very long time.

Then again, It's difficult to post when you don't have electricity, or dsl  service!! :-

Just wanted you all to know I survived. Bonnie, Charley, Frances, Ivan, and Jeanne.

Gosh you have really been through it ..welcome back .. we will be expecting some hurricane paradies........

Sounds like you've been having a rought time. We got school off for Frances, which did basically nothing, and Jeanne when it was right on the verge of hurricane status, which gave us 3 days off plus the weekend...but with no power. I did incorporate some of my footage of it into my http://www.underthesuncoins.com/evacuation.WMV Evacuation Music Video, though.

Glad you're okay, Diva.  I trust Wild Man is too.  My wife has family near Cocoa Beach and they think one of their relatives is to blame -- her dead parents' names were Charlie and Frances, her dead husband's name was Ivan, and she had a sister named Jeanne who passed away last year.  So, uh, sorry.

Leo:
We had powerlines down in our driveway, and a tall pine smacked our garage.
Jeanne packed more wind  and less rain than Charley.

Hi Martha:
Yes, I have been working on a parody on the subject.

Gorfunko:
Great video!  I especially liked the people strolling on the beach, during the
height of the storm. Thanks for sharing.

Hi Claude: Yes, Wild Man  is fine, he worked plenty of OT ( and was exhausted)
That's an amazing story, too funny too!

Hi Diva!  I'm very happy you're okay after all those storms!!  :)

Please consider writing a parody or two, now and then, when you feel like it ....

Johnny D  ;D

Thanks Johnny I need some comedy relief

http://www.flahurricanefund.org/index.php

Welcome back, Diiiva! All the best to you, Wild Thing, and whatever's left of your material possessions.

xoxox
Spaff

Under the face of hardship, maybe that will be creative fodder for your next work.  :-\\

Anyway, hold on tight, and I hope things will be well for you soon.

Yipes! No electricity, debris everywhere, sounds almost as bad as some of the rooms at our school boarding house!
Hope you are all well and can turn your misery into material for us to s****** at. ;)
By the way, I'd hate to be a hurricane, they always have such dorky names. What's next? CLAUDE?!

I can't think of anything clever to cheer you up currently, but welcome back and I'm glad everyone is alright. Actually maybe I can think of some free-form lines:

"The next hurricane I see
Can blow me"