Come see a tit or nipple
Pop in your eye
Come see a tit or nipple
Pop in your eye

The rich and horny guys who run the NFL were bored
They showed a focus-group a game and everybody snored
'Til one fat bald guy chomping on a Cuban cigar said,
"Let's get some topless cheerleaders to give the players head!"

Now ---

Superbowl's a flash-a-tit fest: sexy and atrocious
Naked quarterbacks make passes at tight ends with closed fists
Referees wear rubber gloves to fend-off all the grossness
Superbowl's a flash-a-tit fest, sexy and atrocious

Come see a tit or nipple
Pop in your eye
Come see a tit or nipple
Pop in your eye

Leo,  I sent you a PM.

Ah, Johnny D, I knew you woudn't let me down! 
It's all fantastic, but your interlude (come see a tit or nipple...) is priceless!


2nz...? Spaff...? Claude Prez...? Rick D...? Mer...? Pip...? Ash...? Arwen...? Adagio...? EmiLoca...? Philbo...?
Everyone I've forgotten...? (Geez, I feel like a blubbering unprepared Oscar-winner...)

C'mon, don't make me call you out by name and shame you in public...
Oh wait...



Leo,  I sent you a PM.

back atcha...

If it's still going when I get back, I'll have at it.

This is a disgusting idea...

I’m sure no man will sorely miss
The rules that we’ve retired
The uniforms are mostly mesh
With padding where desired required
And should a wide receiver score
And touch down in their zone
If they should dance around the pole
Two extra points are shown!

Yes --
Superbowl's a flash-a-tit fest: sexy and atrocious
Tigers, Texans, big ol' Packers -  naughty and ferocious
Husbands drooling soundly while their wives show stern morose-ness
Superbowl's a flash-a-tit fest, sexy and atrocious!

I think Johnny D's "um diddles" are divine. 

EDIT
Changed tight end, since that was...already mentioned.  Just keepin' it real, yo. 

YOU GO, GIRL!  ;D


EDIT
Changed tight end, since that was...already mentioned.  Just keepin' it real, yo. 


Oy vey -- such a perfectionist, this one....  ;)


If it's still going when I get back, I'll have at it.


Uh... "when you get back"? 
(Excuse me, did somebody give Mr. Big Shot Musician Guy permission to have a life outside AmIRight?)  ::)


EDIT:
Ok, you guys have inspired me to at least submit a verse...
make that a perverse:

At each time out the sponsors tout their wares and make their pitch
For small blue pills to firm your will to scratch your partner's itch
But first, they call for alcohol, as if they think you should
Be hammered when you jam it in to nail her with your wood*

Some little diddle pill will alter your life...
Come drink our swill and dribble onto your wife...

The... Superbowl's a 'Flash-A-Tit-Fest' -- parents hide the kiddies!
Lest they see a breast and end up traumatized by titties
Half-time shows have rapping bros who grab their own pee diddies
Superbowl's a "Flash-A-Tit-Fest" -- parents hide the kiddies!

*edit #783...  :-[

Some little diddle pill will alter your life...
Come drink our swill and dribble onto your wife...


Thank you, Leo Jay!  After reading what just came out of YOUR brain, I feel refreshingly clean ....... that's a compliment, you know.  ;D

Thank you, Leo Jay!  After reading what just came out of YOUR brain, I feel refreshingly clean ....... that's a compliment, you know.  ;D


Hey, you understand that's supposed to be beer dribbling right?  I mean, as opposed to the hard stuff...:)

Some little diddle pill will alter your life...
Come drink our swill and dribble onto your wife...


Jay, Johnny fiddled with it; both were divine
Stuck in the middle, Emi must take a side...

Or I could just say that my um-diddle thrashed both of y'alls, regardless of whether or not I wrote one.  Yeah.  :)

.....my um-diddle thrashed both of y'alls.....   :)


UHH  !!!

ONE..
night the Colts and Pats played in a crucial title game
When Brady's bomb hit Peyton's mom, my eyes just weren't the same
The floating ball came down at such an angle there's no doubt...
That scanning Manning's mom I saw her boobies fallin' out!

THE Superbowl's a "Flash a tit fest" We should all be cautious
Now that Janet's gone we just see boobies of fat hosses
This whole fad is quite enough to go and make me nautious
Superbowl's a "Flash a tit fest" We should all be cautious!

Wo-ho!  That's great!  I like how you modified the rhyme scheme of the chorus. 
Thusly inspired, I've edited my previous per-verse to add a chorus of my own...

2nz...? Spaff...? Claude Prez...? Rick D...? Mer...? Pip...? Ash...? Arwen...? Adagio...? EmiLoca...? Philbo...?
Everyone I've forgotten...? (Geez, I feel like a blubbering unprepared Oscar-winner...)

C'mon, don't make me call you out by name and shame you in public...

Looks like you've nearly finished...

Some tit'll flash a little, left or a right
Some tit'll flash a little, left or a right

So when there's no sex on TV, and you think that's no fun
Just come on down the ball game and we'll show you how it's done
But better behave cautiously, or you might soon be seen
Letting it all hang right out upon our TV screens, oh

Superbowl's A 'Flash-A-Tit-Fest': Sexy and Atrocious

Buuuuutttt...
You should know that if you're gay there's still something to watch
That quarterback's adept at fondling fellow player's crotch
So lovingly he's waiting as the balls come thru the notch
And when they score you'll drool to see a butt-patting debauch!


(Modified to fix a typo... ::) )

Clothing is ripped,
A tit is flashed,
Censorship's in dismay.
Sometimes I wonder,
If the guys,
That run that junk are gay.
Cuz' Janet's breasts,
Are great- I guess,
But I'm not one to know.
I guess I'll check the Internet,
Download that video.


Oh...

Superbowl's a flash-a-tit fest: sexy and so precious
Breasts all bare, and I was there, and boy they looked delicious.
At the show, everyone knows that everybody wishes
Britney, J-Lo, and Christina should all join the tit fest.



Hmmm dribble dribble,
Eyes open wide.
They jiggle jiggle
Boy, whatta' site.

Philbo, Meriado and STG, thanks -- really great stuff!


Looks like you've nearly finished...


Heck no, it's no sin to have more verses than the original... why, I'll just pick another 'Super...' parody from the site -- COMPLETELY at random -- just so you can see what I mean: SuperModelTennisChampMariaSharapova  ::)

Wow...I can't believe I missed this one!  Bravo to all of you and can't wait to see it on the site...

Decided to set a deadline, just so this doesn't drag on and on.  I'm pretty supered out.  But if anyone desperately wants to contribute but won't have time before Wed, just let me know...

Did this ever get submitted? If not, sorry for bumping this abandoned, no-one-cares-for-it thread to the top.

Did this ever get submitted? If not, sorry for bumping this abandoned, no-one-cares-for-it thread to the top.


Never did submit this... once Chucky brought down the hammer on sex, I figured it wouldn't make it...

But if you want to take charge of editing it together and trying to submit it on behalf of the Monkeys, by all means, Emi...

So.. the....
Superbowlcollaboration's just a little risky
Won't get past our Chucky G (unless he's feeling frisky)
Someone find his breakfast bowl and add a doubly whisky
Superbowlcollaboration's just a little risky

...or something like that?

Applause, Philbo!  :)

I'll see if I can do it, Leo.  This is just to great to be left here, ignored by all who don't regularly check out the other 5 pages of this messageboard. 

this is just to great to be left here... 


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Gasp! EmiLoca? A blatantly simple typo?
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Quickly, SuperEmi! Use your patented 'Modify Power' to change that 'to' to a 'two'!

Nah...I'll leave it there.  It's grown on me.

Yarrgh! It's continuing to grow!!!

Applause, Philbo!   :)

I'll see if I can do it, Leo...



Well get to it, then.  What else do you have to do?  Eat? Sleep? Study? School? Homework? Music practice? Have a social life? Get your priorities straight, young lady!

Crap.  Crap crap crap.

I eventually got this all on a Word document, perfectly censored, authors appropriately cited, and read it through.

And, um.  There were probably more "*'s" than words themselves.  Sorry, fellow primates, but even if this did make the cut, there's no way anyone would be able to fully enjoy it.

Crap.  :\'(

Crap.  Crap crap crap.

I eventually got this all on a Word document, perfectly censored, authors appropriately cited, and read it through.

And, um.  There were probably more "*'s" than words themselves.  Sorry, fellow primates, but even if this did make the cut, there's no way anyone would be able to fully enjoy it.

Crap.  :\'(



No worries, mate. 
You're a better person than I for trying.
Well... not better -- but you get my sentiment.