Yeah, Im thinking of doing parodies of some Elton songs, and I wondred if any one had suggestions for names of the songs

Pedophile Rock?  Someone Spayed My Wife Tonight?   Goodbye Smelly Sick Ho?  I Guess That's Why They All Lick My Shoes?  (Let me know if any of this is helpful)  Can You Deal The Drugs Tonight?   Latter Day Saints Are Great (For Spanking)?

Pedophile Rock?  Someone Spayed My Wife Tonight?   Goodbye Smelly Sick Ho?  I Guess That's Why They All Lick My Shoes?  (Let me know if any of this is helpful)  Can You Deal The Drugs Tonight?   Latter Day Saints Are Great (For Spanking)?
LOL! Some of those sound great!


I tohught of some
Gossip Man ( Rocket Man )
LeBon ( Levon)
Cereal ( Daniel )

And some more, Thanks Claude! 

Pedophile Rock?  Someone Spayed My Wife Tonight?   Goodbye Smelly Sick Ho?  I Guess That's Why They All Lick My Shoes?  (Let me know if any of this is helpful)  Can You Deal The Drugs Tonight?   Latter Day Saints Are Great (For Spanking)?


We really must have been separated at birth. I was gonna suggest "Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight."

More suggestions:
Your Schlong
Barley Seems To Be The Hardest Crop
Batman Accosts the Otter
Sack of Rice
Blue Guys
The Itch Is Back

and of course:
Can You Feel Me Up Tonight?

xoxox
Spaff

"Goodbye Super-Size Fries" for "Goodbye Yellow-Brick Road"

"Spaniel" for "Daniel"

"Crockett Man" for "Rocket Man", about Davy Crockett.

"Hock It Man", about a guy who spits too much.

"Clock-it Man", about a guy who's the time-keeper for a professional sport where all the players hate his guts and want to get revenge or some bullsheesh like that.

"And you can tell everybody.....this is your klong" ..... "Your Klong", for "Your Song", about the "klongs" in Thailand, which are sewage-filled canals in Bangkok that people use for motorboat-commuting.

Need more?  My twisted brain is just full of this kind of nonsense!  All you gotta do is ask!  ;D

"Goodbye Super-Size Fries" for "Goodbye Yellow-Brick Road"

"Spaniel" for "Daniel"

"Crockett Man" for "Rocket Man", about Davy Crockett.

"Hock It Man", about a guy who spits too much.

"Clock-it Man", about a guy who's the time-keeper for a professional sport where all the players hate his guts and want to get revenge or some bullsheesh like that.

"And you can tell everybody.....this is your klong" ..... "Your Klong", for "Your Song", about the "klongs" in Thailand, which are sewage-filled canals in Bangkok that people use for motorboat-commuting.

Need more?  My twisted brain is just full of this kind of nonsense!  All you gotta do is ask!  ;D


Johnny D - Just those titles crack me up.

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"Goodbye Super-Size Fries" for "Goodbye Yellow-Brick Road"

"Spaniel" for "Daniel"

"Crockett Man" for "Rocket Man", about Davy Crockett.

"Hock It Man", about a guy who spits too much.

"Clock-it Man", about a guy who's the time-keeper for a professional sport where all the players hate his guts and want to get revenge or some bullsheesh like that.

"And you can tell everybody.....this is your klong" ..... "Your Klong", for "Your Song", about the "klongs" in Thailand, which are sewage-filled canals in Bangkok that people use for motorboat-commuting.

Need more?  My twisted brain is just full of this kind of nonsense!  All you gotta do is ask!  ;D


Yo, Jack - I've decided to take a crack at writing a parody titled "Goodbye Super-Size Fries", so please consider that title to be already taken.......but never fear, look at all the other suggestions people have posted for you here!

*********   Update: OK, as promised, I just submitted a parody of Elton John's song "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", called "Goodbye Super Size Fries".

Thanks

Johnny D ;D

I was wondering if there's a nearly-extinct species of amphibian, the only kind to have protruding genitalia... in which case the obvious one would be "Goodbye yellow-pricked toad"

I was wondering if there's a nearly-extinct species of amphibian, the only kind to have protruding genitalia... in which case the obvious one would be "Goodbye yellow-pricked toad"

...where the frogs of Priapus howl?

...where the frogs of Priapus howl?


...you can't plant me in your wench-house...

"And you can tell everybody.....this is your klong" ..... "Your Klong", for "Your Song", about the "klongs" in Thailand, which are sewage-filled canals in Bangkok that people use for motorboat-commuting.



Well, I don't know the song, but I'm hearing "This is your dong/schlong," on sex ed, "This is a bong," on getting someone to smoke pot, or "This is your mom," for random dissing of someone's mother. In fact, *downloads*

I've had an idea of a parody in the back of my mind for years, a song about a baton-twirling team to the tune of "Benny & the Jets"------->"Penny's Majorettes". :o

...you can't plant me in your wench-house...


I'm foldin' back your night gown

I'm foldin' back your night gown


Back 'til I'm howlin' o'er your little wood

Back 'til I'm howlin' o'er your little wood


Humpin' the heart-attack clown

Humpin' the heart-attack clown


Oh I've finally decided to suture my

Oh I've finally decided to suture my

Own to a yellow-pricked toad

:o

LOL! GREAT job on this parody so far, guys! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ill think of a line, if I do, itll be my first parody where Im not the only author its other poieple too  ;D

I thought of some more


TOny Danza ( TIny Dancer )
Betting on the Mets ( Bennie and the Jets )

Ill think of a line, if I do, itll be my first parody where Im not the only author its other poieple too  ;D

I thought of some more


TOny Danza ( TIny Dancer )
Betting on the Mets ( Bennie and the Jets )



"Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer" = "Hold me closer Tony Danza" ....... yikes!! Just kidding

"Betting on the Mets" sounds like something Michael Pacholek could have written.....you may want to do a search on that one.

"Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer" = "Hold me closer Tony Danza" ....... yikes!! Just kidding

"Betting on the Mets" sounds like something Michael Pacholek could have written.....you may want to do a search on that one.

Thanks! I gotta think of a differnet namee there is a Betting on the Mets

Own to a yellow-pricked toad

:o


Yellow toads' pricks protrude, and,

How about one about an indefatigable internet nuisance: "I'm Still Spamming" for "I'm Still Standing"
Or an introduction to Chinese tile games: "Mah Jongg" for "Your Song"
Or carpentry instruction: "Cherry Seems To Be The Hardest Wood" for "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word"
Or get dirty (if you're clever enough to get it by Chucky): "Cherry Seems To Like The Hardest Wood"

How about Pocket Man?

We really must have been separated at birth. I was gonna suggest "Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight."



what the?  no, WE must've been separated at birth, spaff, because I did "Simon Shaved My Wife Tonight" last year, without ever having seen this early post of yours (early 2004 was months before I arrived  at amiright)

anyway, any excuse for a shameless plug...

Simon Shaved My Wife Tonight

8)

How about Pocket Man?

That might work... it would definitely work on the "Change One Letter" section. ;)

Knocked-Up Man, parody of Rocket Man, based on the movie Junior, starring Arnie and Danny DeVito

Knocked-Up Man, parody of Rocket Man, based on the movie Junior, starring Arnie and Danny DeVito
TJHats aweosme,but this thread is two years old and i have since written soem Elton parodies!

Good golly, I can't believe no one has suggested "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

Thats aweosme,but this thread is two years old and i have since written some Elton parodies!

And it has been resurrected a couple of times...most recently by me. Often times I like to bring back old threads.