Here's my picture.  Remember, I have certain obligations due to my name. 

Wait, are you Thomas Pynchon, or J.D. SAlinger? ;D

Arwen, take a picture with your eyes crossed (REALLY crossed good!) and I'll put it on the cover of the Cross Eyed Girl album (if I ever come up with that  :D

:)  Diva here, and sorry for the long absence. I've had some horrific  :\'( Problems with my PC>

I must say-- I am so very pleased that, this thread is so popular!

Have fun all- I'll Check back with you all again!

xxxooo
Diva aka Linda

Arwen, take a picture with your eyes crossed (REALLY crossed good!) and I'll put it on the cover of the Cross Eyed Girl album (if I ever come up with that  :D


Oh!!  I would be more than honored!!!  :) :) :)

Behold....

The Kramer

this is me in my cross country uniform

Behold....

The Kramer


Or something like this?

While I'm playing around... do you think I should change my avatar to this:

Or something like this?



Yes, but you cannot look away!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

While I'm playing around... do you think I should change my avatar to this:



No, I recommend the following instead:

Okay, couldn't figure out how to upload the picture directly, but here's a link to the Jeff Reuben Dancing Machine  ;D

http://www.ogterps.com/images/yjb.jpg

Okay, couldn't figure out how to upload the picture directly, but here's a link to the Jeff Reuben Dancing Machine  ;D

http://www.ogterps.com/images/yjb.jpg


Nice waistcoat, smooth mover!

ok, I dont know which pics I have posted before, so Im gonna post them all again here:


http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Untitled-2.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/nonyogurt.jpg


ok, I must explain these....as some of you know, I am a writer for Nonsense Humor Magazine out of Hofstra University....the last issue we did was the "DVD Commentary issue" (aka "Non-Fiction"),, anyway, the issue was filled with stuff that would be bonus material on a DVD, like cut material from other issues, bloopers, the making of, and alternate covers......these were two alternate covers that we shot just for this issue (we never expected to do these issues, but I assure you, both were suggested lol..including the "Yogurt issue")..I was the visual motif for the issue, and so Im on both alternate cover (Im the guy lol)


this next one was taken at work....I dont know how I did that face, but I bet I cant do it again if you pay me...I look like Im crazy here:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyscary.jpg


This next pic has been called "Billy doing Brando doing Hamlet".....Im not so sure why:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billybrando.jpg

This is a pic form my prom (a few years ago!!!)....I look goofy, and so I dont like this pic, but Im posting it anyway:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Billy_prom.jpg


this cartoon was in issue 113 of Nonsense last year (the Future issue)..it was on a page of "Future inventions"...this was the last pic of a series of 3 that demonstrated the "internet Stabber 2.0"....it was a stupid joke, but whatever..I didnt draw this pic, but I still find it histerical..its me if you hjavent realized it....me getting stabbed in the face by a comp

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billycartoon.jpg


heres a pic when I met Art Linkletter:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyartLink.jpg


oh and by the way...sorry for the crappy photoshop job of eraseing stuff....I suck in photoshop


oh and another thing: On the two alternate covers...theres commentary and pics of things like a lightbulb with devil horns....since the issue was the "DVD commentary issue" we commented on everything, saying why it was cut or whatever....and the pics are fromt he legend ont he editorial page, which is just used for an easier understanding of why it was cut: the light bulb means "Bad idea", the genitalia means that ther was "Sexual inuendo", the Pants mean that there was "Too much or too little pants present " (my pants look HUGE in that pic) and the Bear is "There are no bears" lol..we needed a non sequator one lol


there you go

Well, as long as we're posting links to photos-on-the-web, here's a high-resolution (that means HUGE) photograph of The Concord Players cast of "1776" taken in The Great Hall of Faneuil Hall, Boston, Massachusetts, on July 17, 2004, after the final performance of "1776".

http://www.concordplayers.org/1776/castpix/FHall-full_REV2.jpg

I'm the dude in the powder-blue-and-gold coat at the far-right end of the back-row.  :)

The guy kneeling at the center of the front row, wearing glasses and resting his head in his left hand, was the actor in the " Hai Karate " after-shave/cologne TV commercials in the 1970's --- I kid you not --- he's our photographer & webmaster.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Untitled-2.jpg


Billy...I have to admit that when I first clicked on this link, I thought it was a picture of Uncle Kracker...

(who, coincidentally, I recently saw in concert...and this might surprise you all...but that guy swears a whole HELL of a lot!)

Billy...I have to admit that when I first clicked on this link, I thought it was a picture of Uncle Kracker...

(who, coincidentally, I recently saw in concert...and this might surprise you all...but that guy swears a whole HELL of a lot!)



lol, never got that one before lol

ok, I dont know which pics I have posted before, so Im gonna post them all again here:


http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Untitled-2.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/nonyogurt.jpg


ok, I must explain these....as some of you know, I am a writer for Nonsense Humor Magazine out of Hofstra University....the last issue we did was the "DVD Commentary issue" (aka "Non-Fiction"),, anyway, the issue was filled with stuff that would be bonus material on a DVD, like cut material from other issues, bloopers, the making of, and alternate covers......these were two alternate covers that we shot just for this issue (we never expected to do these issues, but I assure you, both were suggested lol..including the "Yogurt issue")..I was the visual motif for the issue, and so Im on both alternate cover (Im the guy lol)


this next one was taken at work....I dont know how I did that face, but I bet I cant do it again if you pay me...I look like Im crazy here:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyscary.jpg


This next pic has been called "Billy doing Brando doing Hamlet".....Im not so sure why:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billybrando.jpg

This is a pic form my prom (a few years ago!!!)....I look goofy, and so I dont like this pic, but Im posting it anyway:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/Billy_prom.jpg


this cartoon was in issue 113 of Nonsense last year (the Future issue)..it was on a page of "Future inventions"...this was the last pic of a series of 3 that demonstrated the "internet Stabber 2.0"....it was a stupid joke, but whatever..I didnt draw this pic, but I still find it histerical..its me if you hjavent realized it....me getting stabbed in the face by a comp

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billycartoon.jpg


heres a pic when I met Art Linkletter:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/billyartLink.jpg


oh and by the way...sorry for the crappy photoshop job of eraseing stuff....I suck in photoshop


oh and another thing: On the two alternate covers...theres commentary and pics of things like a lightbulb with devil horns....since the issue was the "DVD commentary issue" we commented on everything, saying why it was cut or whatever....and the pics are fromt he legend ont he editorial page, which is just used for an easier understanding of why it was cut: the light bulb means "Bad idea", the genitalia means that ther was "Sexual inuendo", the Pants mean that there was "Too much or too little pants present " (my pants look HUGE in that pic) and the Bear is "There are no bears" lol..we needed a non sequator one lol


there you go




Great pictures, BF!  Thanks!  :)

this is me in my cross country uniform





Great photo, Ethan.  I ran cross country, too (you'd never guess it lookin' at me now). 

Okay, couldn't figure out how to upload the picture directly, but here's a link to the Jeff Reuben Dancing Machine  ;D

http://www.ogterps.com/images/yjb.jpg



Stayin' Alive!  Stayin' Alive!  Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha, Stayin' A-liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

;D

Great picture, JR!

Hey EVERYONE. Come to page 4 of the 'NYC Authors Meet'. There be some photos there, says I.

Michael McVey and Guy DiRito met at Carraba's Ristorante in San Antonio, on 8/20/04 to eat and gossip about all the other
authors on the site.  Michael is the well groomed man in the Spurs T-shirt.  Guy is the bearded gentleman with the "Where in
the heck is Ausfahrt Germany" T-shirt on.

http://groups.msn.com/cartoonpicturesforcomputingchat/friends.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=163

Oh, I started a new topic on this one before I realized that this thread was here and stickied for this purpose.  Oh well if Chucky don't like the thread he can delete it. 

ok, i guess its about tim u guys get to look at me
http://community.webshots.com/photo/155739399/156295962FNGCOK
here's a pic of me, my pink tie and my date at prom. its one of thousands that exist of me online due to the fact that people I know, and some I don't, like taking pictures of me. its the only one i look good in however there are more if u want them or want to marry me...

ok, i guess its about tim u guys get to look at me
http://community.webshots.com/photo/155739399/156295962FNGCOK

I notice the caption to that photo is: "Marvin and his date. cute huh?"

...so which one's supposed to be the cute one?

;)

San Antonio Amiright authors:

http://www.texrocks.com/AIW.html

Trialling my new avatar pic thingy. Yeccch.

Who's that in your avatar?  I think I saw his face on a milk carton once. 

Have youse seen ma boy? He done runned away frerm ma trailer! If youse is seen him-like, tell him he's mawma is missed him real bad.
;)

Finally it worked! I felt like a complete hacker with all the technical jargon I had to use in order for my pic to just bloody work. (For anyone wondering what the hell my previous comment is about, it was meant to be Mrs Briggs/Ms Mathers, female parental unit of Eminem)

(For anyone wondering what the hell my previous comment is about, it was meant to be Mrs Briggs/Ms Mathers, female parental unit of Eminem)


Oh...heh...yeah, her... :-\\  Yeah, I think my mom knows her from work... :-[

And as long as that blushing smiley face is there...

:-X Of course not...

I thought It would be fun for everyone to have thread to post photos.

So, If any parodists would like to add some pictures onto the thread...or whatever...



Ahem.

Fine, then.

Fine! *turns back and tanties*

Oh, and everyone meet Amali Ward. This gorgeous creature is the primary reason I watch Australian Idol II and she's only 16!
Presenter: "Why do you want to be Australian Idol?"
Amali: "To prove to mainlanders that Tasmania is not just about incest."
Genius!
I could look at them... I mean 'her'... all afternoon! Such a firm grip, too... *gargles own saliva*

It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !

It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !


Nice!  If I come, will you get me right in?

It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !


Yeah...it's cooler than my place...I have to admit it...

Yeah...it's cooler than my place...I have to admit it...

..."The pigs are fresh"?

Well, you should stop that behaviour right away, you know: once the police think they get away with it...

..."The pigs are fresh"?

Well, you should stop that behaviour right away, you know: once the police think they get away with it...


LOL!!!

It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !


I think we may have found a place for the national Amiright meeting...

I think we may have found a place for the national Amiright meeting...


Nice call Billy!  I am SOOO there...

It's time to reveal my secret identity as PARODY NIGHTCLUB OWNER !

Outstanding! I'll have to use my ancient Mongolian meditation methods to possess your body and do gigs on Friday nights! ;)

Parody Nightclub? Strange, but I'm intrigued by the concept.

Outstanding! I'll have to use my ancient Mongolian meditation methods to possess your body and do gigs on Friday nights! ;)


I hope you have a qualified guru to instruct you, because using breathing and visualization techniques to redirect your consciousness through the central psychic nerve, out through the thousand-petaled-lotus, and into the consciousness-principle of another person is fraught with dangers unheard-of in today's scientifically-minded and skeptical society.

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by Song Parody Writers Who Pretend To Know Something About Secret Mongolian Meditation Methods But Who Really Don't And Just Wanted To Sound Like Yoda For A Few Freakin' Seconds.

;D

(Hm!  Funny think you you are!  Too much time on your hands have you!)

I hope you have a qualified guru to instruct you, because using breathing and visualization techniques to redirect your consciousness through the central psychic nerve, out through the thousand-petaled-lotus, and into the consciousness-principle of another person is fraught with dangers unheard-of in today's scientifically-minded and skeptical society.

Interesting, here in Australia we just douse ourselves in bandicoot urine, string ourselves upside-down from a eucalyptus tree with the intestines of a sacred platypus and gnaw on the earlobe of an Aboriginal elder singing the Australian Anthem backwards. (All, of course, being ancient Mongolian techniques)




A Mongolian guru smoking from a traditional meditation pipe

Interesting, here in Australia we just douse ourselves in bandicoot urine, string ourselves upside-down from a eucalyptus tree with the intestines of a sacred platypus and gnaw on the earlobe of an Aboriginal elder singing the Australian Anthem backwards. (All, of course, being ancient Mongolian techniques)




A Mongolian guru smoking from a traditional meditation pipe


Ha!  That's no Mongolian guru, that's an Aboriginal shaman!  Didja think you could fool me?  Is that picture unretouched, or didgeridoo it?

;D

didgeridoo it?





LMAO!!!  You clever little scamp!

unretouched


AAAH HA HA HA HA HAAA! Quite the Punster! Nah, my pencil drawings are waaay better than that. I'd scan em, but there's only 3 days of official schooling left, and I use school computers for all netting etc. 3 Days more! Hoorah!

OK, I'm going to narrow down my identity for you to one of these two people:

http://www.nagrom.net/benjamin/5Months1.JPG

Note: replies cannot use the words "bald" or "tango".

Steve

Tell your dad not to drop you!

Note: replies cannot use the words "bald" or "tango".

Howsabout "follically challenged"?

...does this mean you're from this side of the pond, or are the Americans unlucky enough to have the same dire T-word ads?

May I firstly begin BALD TANGO...

...

...

...DAMMIT!

I'm on the other side of the other pond.

here's me and Susan G in Bermuda...

here's me and Susan G in Bermuda...


Awww, y'all are so cute and so in love... I love the picture!  God bless you two, and best of luck!  ;D

Susan G looks alot like my old drama teacher... who is called Susan! I'll just sit here and twitch whilst you enjoy yourselves.
By the way, I've heard of the Bermuda triangle, so was that photo taken at the Bermuda circle?

here's me and Susan G in Bermuda...


Very cool, congratulations!  And great choice on the honeymoon!  (My wife and I got engaged there)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Mewithacamera.jpg

That is I, Apricot. I'll try to get pictures of my bandmates, but don't count on it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Mewithacamera.jpg

That is I, Apricot. I'll try to get pictures of my bandmates, but don't count on it.


Look what a cute kid you are! 

Well that just takes all the edge off...

Look what a cute kid you are! 

Well that just takes all the edge off...


Come again? Is that sarcasm? Or might you be condescending me? Hmm?  ;D

Lyrics to an original I wrote four years ago.........


(CHORUS)
The world is my ashtray
There is no public place
Where I won't throw my butts away
They're right under my feet
Like millions in the street
That's why this big old world is my ashtray

They say that there's a fine for littering
I say littering is fine by me
There are matches with a flame
There are packs of cellophane
The parts that I can't smoke-- I don't want to see

CHORUS

It's okay because everyone does it
At least, every one addicted to the plant
If I saved a little cash
From saving bits of trash
I might do it -nahh---but you know I can't

CHORUS

You know you should never say a thing
If I litter, don't call me a slob
There's no cop that's going to cite me
You don't like it ----- bite me!
Why do you care?  Hey, it’s not your job

The world is my ashtray
I don’t take no crap
Just like the Marlboro Man
I know that he’s long dead
But no logic fills my head
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray

Lyrics to an original I wrote four years ago.........


(CHORUS)
The world is my ashtray
There is no public place
Where I won't throw my butts away
They're right under my feet
Like millions in the street
That's why this big old world is my ashtray

They say that there's a fine for littering
I say littering is fine by me
There are matches with a flame
There are packs of cellophane
The parts that I can't smoke-- I don't want to see

CHORUS

It's okay because everyone does it
At least, every one addicted to the plant
If I saved a little cash
From saving bits of trash
I might do it -nahh---but you know I can't

CHORUS

You know you should never say a thing
If I litter, don't call me a slob
There's no cop that's going to cite me
You don't like it ----- bite me!
Why do you care?  Hey, it’s not your job

The world is my ashtray
I don’t take no crap
Just like the Marlboro Man
I know that he’s long dead
But no logic fills my head
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray
That's why this big old world is my ashtray



Funny. The song I got that from is "Tiny Cities Made of Ashes" by Modest Mouse. Here are it's lyrics.

We're going down the road,
Towards Tiny Cities Made of Ashes,
I'm gonna hit you on the face, I'm gonna punch in the glasses, oh no,
I just a message that said "Yeah, Hell has frozen over,"
I got a phone call from the Lord,
Saying "Hey boy, get a sweater, right now"
So we're drinking drinking drinking drinking drinking Coca Coca Cola
I can feel it rolling right on down oh right on down my throat and
As we're headed down the road,
Towards Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes,
I'm gonna get dressed up in plastic, gonna shake hands with the masses, oh no!

Does anybody know where anybody could get away?
Does anybody know a way?

We're going down the road,
Towards Tiny Cities Made of Ashes,
I'm gonna hit you on the face, I'm gonna punch in the glasses, oh no,
I'm wearing myself a t-shirt, sayin "The World is My Ashtray",
Our hearts pump dust and our hair's all grey....


That's some of them.

Thanks. I didn't know there was a song or a T-shirt. I just used to say that to myself when the litterbugs would toss them everywhere. Besides this song, I have a parody about it. (I'm Tossing That Ciggie From My Window)

I mean "The window" (Too many damn parodies, can't remember)

I mean "The window" (Too many darn parodies, can't remember)


"Too many darn parodies, can't remember"

Sounds like your next parody topic, Highlander.

.

Here I am. The pic's on a boat, hence the folks in the background. I never come out smiling in pictures, because my jaw muscles have an inability to contort themselves in such a manner so as to make it possible.


I have come to the conclusion that .37% of the population of this board/AmiRight are actually in my age bracket. 

Not that there is anything wrong with that...because I love you all...as you love me...but I just thought I'd comment...

I have come to the conclusion that .37% of the population of this board/AmiRight are actually in my age bracket. 

Not that there is anything wrong with that...because I love you all...as you love me...but I just thought I'd comment...


bracket him with me and the average will return to its rightful place!!

bracket him with me and the average will return to its rightful place!!




whoops, that should've read  "bracket him with me THEN DIVIDE BY 2....."

lest anyone thinks I'm trying desperately to regain my youth

I'm too shy to post my face...  but the drawing on my avatar is quite a good likeness :D

I'm too shy to post my face...  but the drawing on my avatar is quite a good likeness :D


Hehheh...

God, you're a dumb@ss. Why would you scroll this much just to see a sig?

God, you're a dumb@ss - I scrolled down to see if you'd written anything worthwhile.  Should have known in advance that wouldn't be the case

I scrolled part way and waited for the photo to load. ::)



God, you're a dumb@ss - I scrolled down to see if you'd written anything worthwhile. Should have known in advance that wouldn't be the case


Wait for the flames back on this one Philbo.  You obviously don't understand their sense of humour  ;)

Wait for the flames back on this one Philbo. You obviously don't understand their sense of humour ;)

Their sense of humour being of the "dole it out but don't like it coming back" variety?

Their sense of humour being of the "dole it out but don't like it coming back" variety?


Got it in one Philbo

Hehheh...


So basically...you're saying you're a member of the Si-mae Klan or whatever it's called?

Hehheh...


Wow...WHAT a bad ass you are!  Everyone watch out for Icy!

At first I didn't like the idea of posting photos (I like using my imagination) but then I saw photos of Johnny D, and it didn't change anything for the negative -  in fact I like attaching his image while I read his mad, awesome (and prolific!) wordplay parodies....so here's mine...

It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all

At first I didn't like the idea of posting photos (I like using my imagination) but then I saw photos of Johnny D, and it didn't change anything for the negative -  in fact I like attaching his image while I read his mad, awesome (and prolific!) wordplay parodies....so here's mine...

It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all



Oh Stuart!  I love Love LOVE that you posted a picture!!!  Hooray. 

But now I'm not going to talk to you anymore.  ;)

It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all







Well aren't you a handsome devil!  And LOL on the Brad and Jen comment!

I have to be honest, and say that I've always imagined you as the pirate in your avatar.  No...I'm not kidding.  When you posted the pics of your bar, I imagined you walking around the mannequin...dressed as a pirate...

The real thing is much better.

Well aren't you a handsome devil!  And LOL on the Brad and Jen comment!

I have to be honest, and say that I've always imagined you as the pirate in your avatar.  No...I'm not kidding.  When you posted the pics of your bar, I imagined you walking around the mannequin...dressed as a pirate...

The real thing is much better.


I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate.  And I agree that the real thing kicks the pirate's ass.

Similarly, I totally pictured Leo as Johnny Hartman for so long.  Since he's switched his avatar so many times as of late, my mind is scrambled as far as that goes.

I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate.  And I agree that the real thing kicks the pirate's a**.

Similarly, I totally pictured Leo as Johnny Hartman for so long.  Since he's switched his avatar so many times as of late, my mind is scrambled as far as that goes.

It's just a passport picture.  I've seen nothing to convince me he doesn't run around his bar as a pirate.

So I'm pictured as a belligerent middle aged man pointing and yelling "YOU SUCK!!"  :P

It's just a passport picture.  I've seen nothing to convince me he doesn't run around his bar as a pirate.

What do you picture me as? 


LOL, Jeff!

And I totally picture you as the dancing machine that you are...or at least, in that outfit.

Well aren't you a handsome devil!  And LOL on the Brad and Jen comment!

I have to be honest, and say that I've always imagined you as the pirate in your avatar.  No...I'm not kidding.  When you posted the pics of your bar, I imagined you walking around the mannequin...dressed as a pirate...

The real thing is much better.


Well, of course I'm the pirate, Ash!  What, American pirates don't have day jobs?  Monthly repayments on galleons don't just happen you know!  This aint the eighteenth century, baby.  Raping and pillaging doesn't pay like it used to. 
So I make sure the bar's running okay during the week, then on weekends I'm off sailing the seven seas.

I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate. 



likewise Arwen - you ARE your avatar to me, although lately a little bit of Susannah Hoffs has been creeping in there....

So I'm pictured as a belligerent middle aged man pointing and yelling "YOU SUCK!!"   :P



LOL Jeff, but, um............yes

likewise Arwen - you ARE your avatar to me, although lately a little bit of Susannah Hoffs has been creeping in there....



Stuart...are you saying you haven't seen my Shirley Temple/Vin Diesel picture?  Because that really IS me.  It's on page 6 of this thread, in case you'd like to take a look.

Stuart...are you saying you haven't seen my Shirley Temple/Vin Diesel picture?  Because that really IS me.  It's on page 6 of this thread, in case you'd like to take a look.


Yes I did see it Arwen, but that's Shirley Temple!  I wasn't born yesterday.

Yes I did see it Arwen, but that's Shirley Temple!  I wasn't born yesterday.



LOL. 

And Dammit.  Guess I'll torch that "Congratulations On Recently Being Born" card that I was going to send down to the bar. 

And Dammit.  Guess I'll torch that "Congratulations On Recently Being Born" card that I was going to send down to the bar. 

... and pack that behind-the-ear towel away, too, while you're at it ;)

... and pack that behind-the-ear towel away, too, while you're at it ;)


LOL.  Took me a minute to get that one.

Is that your picture on the PC Phil?

Yes - but I'm without the beard at the moment: I did that as a logo for my soundclick "Mend my PC" recording, and liked it so much that I decided to use it as an avatar :)

Crazy.  That is SO not how I pictured you, Phil.

LOL Jeff, but, um............yes




The dancing picture Arwen referred to is on page 11 or 12 of the Photos thread...not sure if that's better or worse, but it's me  :)

The dancing picture Arwen referred to is on page 11 or 12 of the Photos thread...not sure if that's better or worse, but it's me  :)


I think I've made it abundantly clear that I consider NOTHING to be better than your avatar, Jeff.  But you're a sexy dancing bastard anyway!

The dancing picture Arwen referred to is on page 11 or 12 of the Photos thread...not sure if that's better or worse, but it's me  :)




I found it Jeff.  Is that the Bus Stop you're doing?  ( I first thought it might've been the hokey pokey, but your left arm would've been higher...)

Here's the front page of www.boston.com as it looks right now!

At first I didn't like the idea of posting photos (I like using my imagination) but then I saw photos of Johnny D, and it didn't change anything for the negative -  in fact I like attaching his image while I read his mad, awesome (and prolific!) wordplay parodies....so here's mine...

It's just a boring passport photo, because last time I posted my favourite (of me in a singlet) on the net, the consequences were regrettable....and I just have too much respect for the integrity of Jennifer and Brad's marriage, to ever put it under that kind of pressure again....sorry all



Aha!

The man from Mooroolbark is revealed  :)  Good one, nice to see who I have been causing to giggle  ;)  (A bit, maybe)  ;D

Here's the front page of www.boston.com as it looks right now!


Everything is sox, sox, sox as far as you're concerned isn't it JD?  ;D  :P

I have a similar habit, Ash.  I totally pictured him as the pirate.  And I agree that the real thing kicks the pirate's a**.

Similarly, I totally pictured Leo as Johnny Hartman for so long.  Since he's switched his avatar so many times as of late, my mind is scrambled as far as that goes.


See, I made it easy on everyone, by actully putting my picture in my avitar...the problem is, everyone thinks Im the yellow ball

the problem is, everyone thinks Im the yellow ball

You mean you're not? :o :o

Billy's Halloween Pic (Version 1...I'll have more later)

This is a pic from the Halloween party I went to...as I said, i went as the Hulk after he's been to anger management classes.  I had a Hawaiin shirt, stress ball, etc....anyway, Im the guy on the right in the pic....

of the others, the guy on the left is suppose to be Rick James (but obviously white) and the guy in thye middle is suppose to be Charlie Murphy (but obviously not trying)

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/hulkmad.jpg">

Billy's Halloween Pic (Version 1...I'll have more later)

This is a pic from the Halloween party I went to...as I said, i went as the Hulk after he's been to anger management classes.  I had a Hawaiin shirt, stress ball, etc....anyway, Im the guy on the right in the pic....

of the others, the guy on the left is suppose to be Rick James (but obviously white) and the guy in thye middle is suppose to be Charlie Murphy (but obviously not trying)

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Billypics/hulkmad.jpg">

Well done, Billy!

Oh my. Do I still count as a parody author? I haven't written in forever. Seriously.

Anyway, here are some pictures. The first is at a friend's house, when a different friend jokingly added some accessories to make me look "hardcore." The second is from the summer, just me messing around with the camera. The third and most recent was taken sometime later - my hair had grown out a bit and stuff. The fourth was taken before all of those. Just me - tired and wearing my glasses - once again, messing around with the camera.

Wow, I got a little carried away there.

The last two pictures were too big to go on the last post...

Their sense of humour being of the "dole it out but don't like it coming back" variety?


What the Hell, man? Do you just find a compulsive need to flame members of our group?

So basically...you're saying you're a member of the Si-mae Klan or whatever it's called?


By laughing or what? Or my custom sig? Explain, if you would.

Cool pic, Billy Florio.  Although, I thought the guy on the left looked more like Weird Al. 

My wife thinks I look like Mike Myers' German character "Dieter", the host of "SPROCKETS", in my cast photograph:

The Concord Players' Production of "Angel Street" (a.k.a. "Gaslight")

IMHO, I may look like "Dieter", but I sure DON'T look like a dieter!

Johnny D  ;D

Well, I posted this a while back in the "other" Parody Writer's Photo Thread, but what the hell,  I'll post it here, too...

Christ, is my zipper open in the one on the right?

pr

Christ, is my zipper open in the one on the right?



Something probably none of us would have even thought about until you pointed it out, Mr. Robinson.  You just wanted us all to look at your crotch, didn't you?

Naw.. I just assumed it was a leech, or possibly a slug, hanging on to his trousers.  Or maybe a shadow...

Something probably none of us would have even thought about until you pointed it out, Mr. Robinson.  You just wanted us all to look at your crotch, didn't you?

S.Arwen - Now would I do THAT??  hmmm...you know, I just might ~ ~ ~

pr

Naw.. I just assumed it was a leech, or possibly a slug, hanging on to his trousers.  Or maybe a shadow...

Phil - and those are also very distinct possibilities as well...

pr

IMHO, I may look like "Dieter", but I sure DON'T look like a dieter!



Belated LOL!

here's a picture of me and my son at 3 months.

http://www.geocities.com/wolve2roses/pics/baby/3monthalejandromatt.jpeg

i took the pic from the proofs on my phone and sent it up online so other family members can see

here's a picture of me and my son at 3 months.

http://www.geocities.com/wolve2roses/pics/baby/3monthalejandromatt.jpeg

i took the pic from the proofs on my phone and sent it up online so other family members can see




Very nice, and belated congratulations!

That's my eye on my avatar, if that gives you some idea.

here is one of Malcolm Higgins, on stage 2004 Hamilton, Ontario for the band, see me at www.jailbreak.ca
malky is the fat one on the right...

here is one of Malcolm Higgins, on stage 2004 Hamilton, Ontario for the band, see me at www.jailbreak.ca
malky is the fat one on the right...

Great link, Malcolm.  AC/DC was my first favorite band; you guys sound AWESOME.  Your Bon Scott is very good, but you really have your Brian Johnson down.  Great stuff.

Yeah, what Claude said - say, Malcolm: do you do any AC/DC parody stuff?

three new ones:

These first two were pics from the farewell party of our former Managering Editor at Nonsense  (and for some reason, none of the pics have her in it). An alternate title for these pics would be the "Billy needs to get a haircut and shave pictures"

and this one is also my current avitar:

Here's a pair of pictures from last night's "Angel Street" rehearsal.

The Concord Players' photographer and webmaster, Rik Pierce (who, by the way, was the actor in those "Hai Karate" after-shave TV commercials back in the 1970's --- I kid you not!), has posted some additional "Angel Street" rehearsal pictures on the web:

http://www.concordplayers.org/AngelStreet/rehearsal.html

Johnny! Quit rehearsing your Hamlet lines!

Hi,

Grateful Web had a parody of "Lay Lady Lay" on Ken Lay too:

http://www.gratefulweb.net/gwebNews/gwebDesign/gratefulWord.asp?articleid=25&zoneid=8


Keep up the "Grate" work!

Barney Moran
VP, Grateful Web

Johnny, I have to ask...do you generally wear a pocket watch on a chain, or is that for the character?  I only ask because nobody else seems to be in costume of any sort...

Johnny, I have to ask...do you generally wear a pocket watch on a chain, or is that for the character?  I only ask because nobody else seems to be in costume of any sort...


Our costumes were not ready yet, so I decided to wear a few items that approximated parts of my character's eventual wardrobe, since pictures were going to be taken that evening for publicity purposes. 

No, I don't usually wear a pocket watch & chain.  It's something similar to what Inspector Rough will eventually wear, though.

No, I don't usually wear a pocket watch & chain.  It's something similar to what Inspector Rough will eventually wear, though.


That's what I figured.

Figured I'd get around to the photo thread some day..

Here is my mug.  For some reason all three pics in here are me with my big mouth open...  ::shrug::

:D

Recent rehearsal pictures from "Angel Street" ...

There's a whole new set at:  http://www.concordplayers.org/AngelStreet/rehearsal2.html

Here are 2 from that new set ...

OK, I'm going to narrow down my identity for you to one of these two people:

http://www.nagrom.net/benjamin/5Months1.JPG

Note: replies cannot use the words "bald" or "tango".




OK - I'm sure one of these two is "Mini Me"

my new suit coat...

and this one is also my current avitar:




hmm... hanging out on fark? (that's where I saw that phrase become popular first online)

my new suit coat...


Chucky, are you starring in a revival of "Forever Plaid?"

Some pictures from the first of 3 dress rehearsals of "Angel Street" ...

Some pictures from the first of 3 dress rehearsals of "Angel Street" ...


Johnny - in the third pic, is that a cookie?

Johnny - in the third pic, is that a cookie?


Of the Keebler variety, perhaps?

Yes, indeed...that sick, twisted BASTARD "Jack Manningham" slit poor old Alice Barlow's throat just so he could get the BARLOW COOKIES!

Yes, indeed...that sick, twisted BASTARD "Jack Manningham" slit poor old Alice Barlow's throat just so he could get the BARLOW COOKIES!


LOL!

hmm... hanging out on fark? (that's where I saw that phrase become popular first online)


nah, its kind of a catch phrase for me lol

my new suit coat...

Hmmm...Checked you out Chucky, and see that you are decked out in a "Double-check" combination there...shirt and coat both bear checkered patterns...

pr

OK, Arwen..."plaid", if you prefer...

OK - I'm sure one of these two is "Mini Me"

Just a "wee" bit of a resemblance there...

pr

Here's a better pic of the better half of Mike Armstrong