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{Melhi runs up on stage over joyed....}
Melhi:I cant beleive I won!
Billy: Melhi, you were the only one nominated
Melhi: Still, I cant beleive I won
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made me laugh my widdle hiney off.  Great work and thanks.

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Billy, I just want you to know I think you did a great job with this.  
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Gotta agree with Claude, Billy, you did an outstanding job on this.  It was well worth the wait!  I love the commercial breaks and if you'd made me write a speech, that's exactly what I would have said!  Thanks for putting this together for all of us.  

Congratulations to all the winners, so far!  

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and the winner is:
wdh!!!!!!!!!!!!! you won!!!

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You sound so suprised....lol
Woohoo! I even got to present an award!

I thought the presentations have been great so far Billy. Very entertaining

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Pips a man-Malcolm Higgins

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LOL, I love that one! I wouldve voted for that one, avcctually I like any of Malcolm's parodies LOL

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Brit, don't feel badly.  This is the first time I've ever won one.  That includes I've Got To Pee Now (arguably my best song), which got nominated in the first or second Amiright awards, but lost out.  Of course, it lost out to Pytila's PI song, which I love, so I have no problem with that.

It's very tough to win.  My opinion is that you pretty much need the best of your best songs to be nominated, and even then, a little luck.  Or, a "Best Just Brit" category...then you have a fighting chance =)
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yeah but i'm usually very hard on myself...i hold myself to high standerds, hoping that everything i put out into the site is good, thinking each parody is better than the last...but it doesn't always play out that way...i've only had one really good parody and that was "Barenaked Ladies"

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If Claude gets to make a speech, so do I. But, wow, this is such a surprise. I totally didn’t come prepared with a speech. Really. Wow. Didn’t even think about it. Honestly. Unless you count this typed, double-spaced essay here in my breast pocket….

(ahem)

“I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! Now please join me in a moment of silence for all the extras I killed during the making of this film….”

Wait, that’s the wrong page. Where was - oh, here we go:

“Shame on you, Mr Bush, shame on you. And any time you got the Pope and the
Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.”

Dammit, that’s still not it. Forget it. Here are five thoughts instead:

(1) Billy, the awards show was excellent and, more importantly, very funny. And I’m not just saying that to appear modest. Sincere thanks for all of your time and effort. Also, when I said I’d send you and Mike $100 each if you let me win, that was a one-off deal, NOT per category. Just want to make sure we’re clear about that.

(2) I want it stated for the record that I voted for “We Will Shop Soon/We Outta Tampons” for How’d That Get On?, and “Roomin’ With Grover” for Funniest Title. Unfortunately, some other undeserving bastard won those categories. Sheesh.

(3) The award I think I really deserved was Best Melhi Parody. But no. I was ROBBED, I tell you, ROBBED. I demand a recount.

(4) In the spirit of all awards shows, interviews, and public appearances, I want to use this opportunity for some shameless self-promotion. So - EVERYONE GO BUY MULTIPLE COPIES OF THE ROBERT LUND CD “ELVES GONE WILD!” It’s got a bunch of my songs on it, and if y’all don’t buy it, no one will. It will be available very soon at www.elvesgonewild.com

(5) I love this site. Thank you all for your continued inspiration and invaluable feedback.

So when does the backlash start?

xoxox
Spaff

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So Billy, when are you guys gonna get crackin' on the "Best Acceptance Speech Awards"?

I'm joking of course. But if I may be serious for a minute, there is something I'd like to talk about, as the holiest of seasons approaches....do you realize that Robert Lund's new CD, "Elves Gone Wild" (available at www.elvesgonewild.com starting mid-Nov.) makes an outstanding Christmas gift for those many people on your list who have everything EXCEPT the experience of singing along with "Police Nabbed My Dad" in the car?  Please think about that, won't you?  And God bless us all, everyone.  Oh, and the backlash staarts.......................NOW

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WOW! I won? I never thought that was possible... I guess all my friends didn't delete the e-mail titled 'This is NOT spam.'

Anyway, I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, and everyone who didn't vote for me (don't worry, you can redeem yourselves next time).

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though, we did recieve a bunch of votes from people I had no clue who they were (I assumed your friends) who only voted for your song, it wasnt that that made you win....actully, if your friends votes were not counted, you still would have won by quite some margin

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(and then you can finally get back to reading Plato, honey.... ) ;D
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I actully finished that, and am now reading The Politics by Aristotle lol

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Once again, funny stuff Billy.  Lots of laughs.  And I know Mike was involved too but screw him; he left you with the hosting duties ;)
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youd be surprised at how much he didnt do lol...let me put it this way, hes part of the reason why it took so long to post the results lol

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I know we're not supposed to give speeches but really, I want to do this.  I just want to say, to everyone who took the time to read and vote: HA-HA-HA!!  YOU FOOLS!!!!
I mean, thanks.
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I never said your not suppose to give speech, i just said that you dont have to...its probably funnier if you do give one lol

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If Claude gets to make a speech, so do I. But, wow, this is such a surprise. I totally didn’t come prepared with a speech. Really. Wow. Didn’t even think about it. Honestly. Unless you count this typed, double-spaced essay here in my breast pocket….

(ahem)

“I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! Now please join me in a moment of silence for all the extras I killed during the making of this film….”

Wait, that’s the wrong page. Where was - oh, here we go:

“Shame on you, Mr Bush, shame on you. And any time you got the Pope and the
Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.”

Dammit, that’s still not it. Forget it. Here are five thoughts instead:

(1) Billy, the awards show was excellent and, more importantly, very funny. And I’m not just saying that to appear modest. Sincere thanks for all of your time and effort. Also, when I said I’d send you and Mike $100 each if you let me win, that was a one-off deal, NOT per category. Just want to make sure we’re clear about that.
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hey, now wait a minute, you said pr win, not for the whole awards!  ;D

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(2) I want it stated for the record that I voted for “We Will Shop Soon/We Outta Tampons” for How’d That Get On?, and “Roomin’ With Grover” for Funniest Title. Unfortunately, some other undeserving bastard won those categories. Sheesh.

(3) The award I think I really deserved was Best Melhi Parody. But no. I was ROBBED, I tell you, ROBBED. I demand a recount.
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I actully meant to nominate you for that one, but forgot, sorry

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(4) In the spirit of all awards shows, interviews, and public appearances, I want to use this opportunity for some shameless self-promotion. So - EVERYONE GO BUY MULTIPLE COPIES OF THE ROBERT LUND CD “ELVES GONE WILD!” It’s got a bunch of my songs on it, and if y’all don’t buy it, no one will. It will be available very soon at www.elvesgonewild.com


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Im gonna buy one

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So Billy, when are you guys gonna get crackin' on the "Best Acceptance Speech Awards"?


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Spaff won already..no contest lol

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Jann Carl (of ET): Hey, Billy, you were fabulous! Are you thinking about hosting the AMI's again in February?
Billy Florio: I like being Billy Crystal for an evening. So many people I can fool in my monologue. But we had so many great performers and presenters here. Love Merry and Pippin's tuxes and masks that hide their genders. And that wacky Joan Rivers, bugging the crap out of Royce and Malcolm, trying to get them to spit out a marriage proposal. She should get her own talk show.
Jann Carl: Are you going to attend Guy DiRito's post-AMI bash?
Billy: Nah, I'm kinda tired. Having to proof read Mike's monologue and... (Interrupted by a drunken Guy DiRito)
Guy: Hey, ol' buddy ol' pal. You think I'm bitter about not being nominated? Not even close. I'll have Spaff sing that Frog Song for the Sesamian crowd. I'll even let you do that striptease thingy.
Billy: Uh, Guy, I'm on the air with Jann from ET.
Guy: Oh hi Jann (turns to camera) and rememeber to vote for my parody...uh...(giggles)I can't remember. Well, anyway, I'll be at the Flaming Lips Bar looking for Bennifer. Ha Ha!
Jann: It's just one wild party after another. Right Billy?
Billy:(annoyed) Um...I guess.
Jann: Back to you, Mary and Bob.

Mary Hart: Now we send you to Maria Menounos to find the best dressed at the AMI's
Maria M.: Thanks Mary. Not surprisingly, this was not the formal affair you would think for an awards show, but then again, it's the semi-Annual amiright.com Awards and you'll be hard pressed to find anyone who took the awards seriously. (Cut to pre-taped piece)
Maria: Rick Duncan had his Beatles gear.
Rick: I'm bloody stoked.
Maria: Royce had her Malcolm.
Royce: Malcolm, tuck that thing back in!
Maria: And Will Tong finally had his Lifetime Achievement award.
Will Tong: I had a better speech written, but Michael Moore stole it at the Oscars.
Maria: And almost everyone had a story about their wardrobe.
Indy Gent: I bought this at Goodwill. It was worn previously by Jared.
Phil Alexander: My girlfriend called this "The Man Eating Suit". I guess that was my intent.
Mike Pacholek: Oh, this clown suit. I lost a bet with George Clooney.
Christina: Nobody know who I am, so I could wear anything I want and still not get noticed.
Maria: So the neon is authetic?
Christina:  Yes, I was mistaken for a one of those nuclear rods that Homer Simpson throws in the sewer.
Maria: But many fashion experts feel that The Great Karlando had on the best outfit.
Karlando: You could say this is a makeshift replica of a real AMI. I couldn't find a Golden Commode at a hardware store, so I had this one made of Adobe clay and shellack. Since I didn't get nominated this year, I might as well tell people of my feelings in dress.
Maria: But you do have some great parodies that didn't make the deadline.
Karlando: Yes, and I intend to stay awake and send in the stuff on time. (Smiles and walks off)
Maria: So all in all, a really great time had by all as...(Guy comes in and kisses Maria passionately.)...Like I said, a great time had by ALL.(Smiles)
Bob Goen: It'll take a while to wipe the smile off Maria's face.
Mary Hart: Looks like Guy had more fun that he seemed at the show. Thanks, Maria. 
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Now Im mad  >:(  I didnt get to speak to Maria!  



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The Reallys:Parody Music Awards

It will include awards for the top songs based on popular(haha) judgement from parodies submited from Febuary 2003 to November 2003.I plan to include more of hits form people that don't get as much recognition unlike those who rule that other award show. I'll make sure to keep u guys informed of more details as they come. Expect the awards to hit the board in late 2003/early2004.
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Nothing against the Amiright awards, but I'm down with that!

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what  :o oh hell nah, I know ya'll aint going to leave me without an award or even a nomination for that fact and not even hock a brotha out with a presenters spot? That's why I'm here to announce the

The Reallys:Parody Music Awards

It will include awards for the top songs based on popular(haha) judgement from parodies submited from Febuary 2003 to November 2003.I plan to include more of hits form people that don't get as much recognition unlike those who rule that other award show. I'll make sure to keep u guys informed of more details as they come. Expect the awards to hit the board in late 2003/early2004.
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*sigh*

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But if I may be serious for a minute, there is something I'd like to talk about, as the holiest of seasons approaches....do you realize that Robert Lund's new CD, "Elves Gone Wild" (available at www.elvesgonewild.com starting mid-Nov.) makes an outstanding Christmas gift for those many people on your list who have everything EXCEPT the experience of singing along with "Police Nabbed My Dad" in the car?  Please think about that, won't you?  And God bless us all, everyone.  
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I usually dismiss out-of-hand everything Claude 4 Prez says. But in this case, I'm going to have to agree with him. Oh, and the CD is available NOW!