Since this is my very first post, I thought i'd give you an extra special glimpse into my life

I'm from AMERICA
I'm a Bill
I don't dye my hair
I don't drive at speeds in excess of 94 miles an hour, EVER
I don't believe in dinosaurs
I was the first man to ever hollar at the moon
I wondered seventeen miles into the most dense forrest in the world looking for a beach ball
I catch birds and planes in mid-air, with my bare hands
I used to watch TV just to watch something
I never used four-letter words such as "fall" or "said" until I was 18 because I was afraid of them
I am president of a club called "summer fun" where we do fun things in the summer
I was voted by several people as the most popular person in the group

That's me.  I'm so loveable

I hope you enjoy me as I will be here to enjoy.

Since this is my very first post, I thought i'd give you an extra special glimpse into my life

I'm from AMERICA
I'm a Bill
I don't dye my hair
I don't drive at speeds in excess of 94 miles an hour, EVER
I don't believe in dinosaurs
I was the first man to ever hollar at the moon
I wondered seventeen miles into the most dense forrest in the world looking for a beach ball
I catch birds and planes in mid-air, with my bare hands
I used to watch TV just to watch something
I never used four-letter words such as "fall" or "said" until I was 18 because I was afraid of them
I am president of a club called "summer fun" where we do fun things in the summer
I was voted by several people as the most popular person in the group

That's me.  I'm so loveable

I hope you enjoy me as I will be here to enjoy.



no no no i'm not letting this slip into oblivion.  please see above.

I forgot to mention i pick my nose and eat it on a regular basis.  so many nutrients in boogers

There's an introductions board.  Try it.

There's an introductions board.  Try it.


there's a thing called being polite.  try it.

there's a thing called being polite.  try it.



I am.  But there's a part of this forum devoted to introducing yourself to people.

I am.  But there's a part of this forum devoted to introducing yourself to people.


I SAWWY

Since this is my very first post

If you say so


I'm from AMERICA

Poor America


I'm a Bill

Then how about cashing out of here


I don't dye my hair

There is nothing to dye


I don't drive at speeds in excess of 94 miles an hour, EVER

Chicken


I don't believe in dinosaurs

They don't believe in your either


I was the first man to ever hollar at the moon

Is that was it says in your profile at the asylum?


I wondered seventeen miles into the most dense forrest in the world looking for a beach ball

So in other words, you couldn't find your balls?  That might be a lost cause


I catch birds and planes in mid-air, with my bare hands

Then how about flying out of here?


I used to watch TV just to watch something

You could watch yourself act like an ass


I never used four-letter words such as "fall" or "said" until I was 18 because I was afraid of them

No, it's cause you are an oddball


I am president of a club called "summer fun" where we do fun things in the summer


Is this like a "special" club?  Did you poopy in your diapey?


I was voted by several people as the most popular person in the group


They probably voted you out instead


That's me.  I'm so loveable


About as loveable as a poisonous snake


I hope you enjoy me as I will be here to enjoy.


I am screaming with excitement that you are here

If you say so

Poor America

Then how about cashing out of here

There is nothing to dye

Chicken

They don't believe in your either

Is that was it says in your profile at the asylum?

So in other words, you couldn't find your balls?  That might be a lost cause

Then how about flying out of here?

You could watch yourself act like an ass

No, it's cause you are an oddball

Is this like a "special" club?  Did you poopy in your diapey?

They probably voted you out instead

About as loveable as a poisonous snake

I am screaming with excitement that you are here


That is MEAN!  ;D ;D ;D

If you say so

Poor America

Then how about cashing out of here

There is nothing to dye

Chicken

They don't believe in your either

Is that was it says in your profile at the asylum?

So in other words, you couldn't find your balls?  That might be a lost cause

Then how about flying out of here?

You could watch yourself act like an ass

No, it's cause you are an oddball

Is this like a "special" club?  Did you poopy in your diapey?

They probably voted you out instead

About as loveable as a poisonous snake

I am screaming with excitement that you are here


you're an absolute jacka$$ - i never did anything to you.  but you can blimp it for all i care.

If you say so

Poor America

Then how about cashing out of here

There is nothing to dye

Chicken

They don't believe in your either

Is that was it says in your profile at the asylum?

So in other words, you couldn't find your balls?  That might be a lost cause

Then how about flying out of here?

You could watch yourself act like an ass

No, it's cause you are an oddball

Is this like a "special" club?  Did you poopy in your diapey?

They probably voted you out instead

About as loveable as a poisonous snake

I am screaming with excitement that you are here




I love you Jason.

I forgot to mention i pick my nose and eat it on a regular basis.  so many nutrients in boogers


Oohhh you dirty so and so..  :P

Pick it
Lick it
Roll it

and flick it.

I love you Jason.


my golly... what do YOU have against me now??? what have i done?

my golly... what do YOU have against me now??? what have i done?



I have nothing against you.  It's just that when you take all of his responses and put them together like that, it comes out like some funny song or something.

I have nothing against you.  It's just that when you take all of his responses and put them together like that, it comes out like some funny song or something.


he hates me :(

you're an absolute jacka$$ - i never did anything to you.  but you can blimp it for all i care.
It has to be said you did leave yourself open to this kind of response with your, depending how you take it, strange/stupid list.

Sister Morphine's right it's like lyrics to a mad song when you just read the post through.  ;D

It has to be said you did leave yourself open to this kind of response with your, depending how you take it, strange/stupid list.

Sister Morphine's right it's like lyrics to a mad song when you just read the post through.  ;D


i'm just being me... for myrene.  i wanted to show everyone that i'm dynamic.  and blimping montridon.  i love new york.

i'm just being me... for myrene.  i wanted to show everyone that i'm dynamic.  and blimping montridon.  i love new york.


Bill you rock :)

Bill you rock :)


you're friendly.  i can barely see what you typed through my advanced stages of cataracks but i have a feeling it was nice because i see the smiley.

i'm just being me... for myrene.  i wanted to show everyone that i'm dynamic.  and blimping montridon.  i love new york.


YAHHHOOOOO

YAHHHOOOOO


i love new york. i don't love you, but i love new york.

oh hell, i do love you