This is the first SLOBZFEST of it's kind. Each act has one of their big songs down with full lyrics. Enjoy!!!!





::S.T.G. walks out onto the stage. Many fans are cheering rapidly.::


"Hello AmIRight! I see that many of you have traveled quite a ways to see the concert known as SLOBZFEST. For our first act who has come a long way from where he was before. Let's give it up for Mike Armstrong!!"

:: S.T.G. walks off the stage, and Mike Armstrong walks out onto the stage ::


1. Crap (Ode to the Garage Sale)


2. Mailman Malone


3. Kokomo


4. 99 Great Cartoons


5. Wintuition


6. Welcome to McDonalds


7. Vote for Schwarzenegger


8. Absolutely (1,1,1 Bastard)
(performance)

This is the story of a guy
Who votes our songs a 1,1,1 and why?
And while he hides behind his laptop screen
We absolutely hate him
WHAT AN ASS

How many days in a row
Do I wake up to check if our vote count did grow
And we can be jerks too ya know
We'd appreciate if your face you would show
As long as you sit there laughin'
Given us 1s for no reason at all
How many chuckles ya get
For making our vote count subtly fall

Your parodies prob'ly suck; you can't write
And you're jealous of authors at amiright
You need to get a life man and try TONIGHT!

This is the story of a guy
Who votes our songs a 1,1,1 and why?
And while he hides behind his laptop screen
We absolutely hate him
WHAT AN ASS

How many authors would stay
And just put up with this shit day after day
The process is pointlessly gay
Will it make him look better some way?

Well Mike and I will keep writin'
Turning the lyrics and writing bad puns
And you will just have to live
Because we don't, but you DO deserve to score 1s.

You're completely faceless and gutless too
And you won't even leave a comment, it's true!
You need to get a hobby; something to do

This is the story of a guy
Who votes our songs a 1,1,1 and why?
And while he hides behind his laptop screen
We absolutely hate him
WHAT AN ASS!

And your parodies prob'ly suck; you can't write
And you're jealous of authors at amiright
You need to get a life man and try TONIGHT!

This is the story of a guy
Who votes our songs a 1,1,1 and why?
And while he hides behind his laptop screen
We absolutely hate him

This is the story of a boy
Who hides his face and revels in joy
And while he hides behind his laptop screen
We absolutely hate him
What an Ass!
WHAT AN ASS!!!

     

9. Boys of Summer


10. Growth and Decay





::S.T.G. walks back out and the crowds cheer for Mike Armstrong as he exits::


"That was Mike Armstrong, everybody! Well, now, the next act is known for his "Pong Song" here is the one with humor in his name, PF4Eva!"

::PF4Eva walks out onto his stage starting out his setlist with fans cheering rapidly::



1. Slasher Medley:
      A. Fred or Jason
      B . Chucky
      C. It's Halloween Now
      D. Rock Me, Michael Myers
      E. Fred Krueger


2. AquaSponge


3. Erik


4. Hunger Medley
      A. Run to the Fridge
      B. Hungry


5. Motorhead Medley



::An ambulance comes a carries out some injured from the mosh pit::


6. Hulk Mad


7. Ice Cream Man


8. Is Saddam Dead or Alive?


9. Star Trek Medley


10. Pong Song
(performance)

This thing from yesteryear
Is lettin all the homey's know
What geeks talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh Atari's so scandalous
And ya know another nerd couldn't handle it
See ya hittin' that ball like who's da ish
White paddles, black screen, so devilish

Uh
The paddles are sparated by dots
And Nintendo took over and ya kinda forgot
This arcade game became as addictive as pop
The same era as in-a-gadda-da-vida, honey!

Bridge

Beep beep beep! Puck puck puck
nineteen seventy-one one
Baby move your p-p-paddle
Uh
I think to sing it again
Beep beep beep! Puck puck puck
nineteen seventy-one one
All-night Pong
Let me play that Pong

Chorus

I like it when the game goes Beep beep beep!
Baby make your TV go Beep beep beep!
Girl I know you wanna hear Beep beep beep!
That Pong P Pong Pong Pong
I like it when the game goes Beep beep beep!
Baby make your TV go Beep beep beep!
Girl I know you wanna hear Beep beep beep!
That Pong P Pong Pong Pong

Ooh Atari's so scandalous
And ya know another nerd couldn't handle it
See ya hittin' that ball like who's da ish
White paddles, black screen, so devilish
Uh
The paddles are sparated by dots
And Nintendo took over and ya kinda forgot
This arcade game became as addictive as pop
The same era as in-a-gadda-da-vida, honey!


Bridge

Chorus (2x)

Whoaaa
Ooh Atari's so scandalous
And ya know another nerd couldn't handle it
See ya hittin' that ball like who's da ish
White paddles, black screen, so devilish
(Whoa)
The paddles are sparated by dots
And Nintendo took over and ya kinda forgot
This arcade game became as addictive as pop
The same era as in-a-gadda-da-vida, honey!

Beep beep beep! Puck puck puck
nineteen seventy-one one
Baby move your p-p-paddle
Uh
I think to sing it again
Beep beep beep! Puck puck puck
nineteen seventy-one one
All-night Pong
Let me play that Pong
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

Chorus (3x)

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the game goes beep beep beep)
(Baby make your TV go beep beep beep)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That Pong P Pong Pong Pong)

(Like it when the game goes beep beep beep)
(Baby make your TV go beep beep beep)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That Pong P Pong Pong Pong)

     
     
     
     

::S.T.G. walks out, and screams::

"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!" ::fans start to cheer madly:: "We've had some injured due to the mosh pit but it's their risk. Right now I'm gonna bring out our next act and we're gonna rock this joint. COME ON OUT, GHETTO JOHN!!!!!"

::Ghetto John comes out and the music and set changes, the song "Pozin" starts to play::

1: Pozin' (with S.T.G.)
(performance)



Alright Avril
Keep on pozin' baby
You know what time it is


Chick, just shut up!
Pop fraud and rock women,
Ghetto-STG
Chick, quit pozin' baby


Groovin' to the sound,
Shaterz's should go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what you're gonna sport now.
Those ties and those pants,
Your rock is so dumb,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.


Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah


Now I know y'all be lovin' this girl right here
Ay ,vee, are, ill
Lavigne is right here
posers on this site put you hands in the air
Cuz we just don't care, about your hair
123 po-zers make me sick
piercings on your lips for this S Ghetto mix
So where the frick you at?
Punks, shut the frick up
And back the frick up
cuz Dr. Evils smacked up

Throw your skates up


Don't care if you're blonde,
Skater boys go down,
Shut up, shut up,
Complicated's simple and dumb.
Rock songs turned pop songs,
This crap should go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah


You wanna mess with Ms. Avril(Yeah)
You can't mess with Ms. Avril(why?)
Because when she is on (when?)
You just throw up at first site, (oh)
She's gone platinum (uh huh)
She's "Complicated" when she whines (what?)
She sings punk with hip-hop beats,
And uh, stupid popped-up rhymes (d'oh!)
She's singing pop crap,
She's the "punk rock" act ,
That's a load of bull, now I'm asking for my cash back,
Got her CD, I'm sick of all this pop grit
Punk-pop's twit,
Who cannot start up the mosh pit.

She makes me throw up.

That chick has sold out,
Punk-pop will fade down.
Avril Lavigne,
You're to "Complicated" right now,
Shut up and shut down,
I hate her punk sound,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah


Hey pozerz
Hey skaterz
And the people who call themselves punks
All the mothers
who are makers
of all the pozers that call themselves skaterz


Ms. Osbourne
You're so crappy,
You're making rock seemin' so sappy.
Hey skaterz,
Overraters,
And everybody posin' like Lavingne.


You're dumb but not blonde,
Your songs will go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me 'bout your new album's sound.
Wish she would shut up,
And her stuff would shut down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah

Groovin' to the sound,
Shaterz's should go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what you're gonna sport now.
Those ties and those pants,
Your rock is so dumb,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah
     
     
     
     




S.T.G. leaves the stage leaving the fans to the master of funniness, Ghetto.

2: Date


3: Sweet Mary Jane


4: Meat Ball Fight


5: Fish Out Of The Pond


6: Boys And Girls


7: My Sacrifice


8: Monaco Chris Tribute: Our Hearts Have Been Shattered


9: Swimming


10: My Brother Is Gay      



::S.T.G. comes out again ready to introduce the next act::
"Well, so far we haven't had to arrest anyone for disruptive behavior, but we might have to after this amazing act, give a hand and shout for JARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



As S.T.G. leaves the stage, Jared runs out a gets his first song ready.

1. Gyro


2. Girl All The Fanboys Want


3. The Strong Song


4. Buy Some Jokes


5-7: Eminem Medley
        "Stupidman"
        "The Real Steve Austin"
         "Spam"


8. Every Nose Has Its Horn


9. Spider-Man
(performance)


He was a teen
Got bit by a bug
Could his life get any less glamorous?
Felt strange one night
Woke up the next day
What more can I say?
He wanted cash
He didn't tell
Challenged a wrestler and won as well
His uncle Ben
Had told him, you see
"With great power comes great responsibility."

Now he's the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He's got the powers and the brains
He's out there slingin' webs
Bustin' the bad guys' heads
And he's got a great girl in Mary Jane

Five years from now
MJ's in his home
Telling him that all along she's known
He's not sure what to say
To his girlfriend MJ
Spider-Man's Parker, she knows today.
He thinks to himself
"She knows it's true
There's only one thing that I can do"
He looks at her
Gets down on one knee
And says "Mary Jane, will you marry me?"

He is the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He's got the powers and the brains
He's out there slingin' webs
Bustin' the bad guys' heads
And he's got a great girl in Mary Jane

Now he's the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He's got the powers and the brains
Now he's proposed to her
Shocked her and changed her world
Their lives are so very strange

Sorry, Gwen, but you missed out
Oh wait never mind, cause Gwen's dead now
Thanks to that Green Goblin guy
Man, he's messed up Parker's life
Too bad she could not be saved
Sometimes he still stands at her grave
Fighting bad guys day and night
He still just wants a normal life

He was a teen
Got bit by a bug
Could his life get any less glamorous?
MJ's in love
Haven't they heard
Now she's got the best of both worlds


She's with the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He'll be at the office of Triple J
Sending in his photos
Then saying he's gotta go
Honeymooning with Mary Jane

She's with the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He'll be at the office of Triple J
Sending in his photos
Then saying he's gotta go
Honeymooning with Mary Jane




10. Masters of Pop-ups

::S.T.G. comes out in a harlequin costume and looks around::

"Many would ask why I am dressed like an idiot in this blistering weather. Well, I just wanted to spice up the show ::there's an awkward silence:: Nevermind, well, here's the next act, the man who coulda' been a contender for the AmIRight Idol, and is the Idol in many eyes, JARED LERNER!!!!!!!!!!!

Jared Lerner comes out and the music starts.

1:Small Shack With Some Rice
(performance)


As I turn on the dozer and I lift up the crane,
I take a look at my life, and realize I've got no brain
Cuz' I've been digging and shov'lin so long,
That even my shrink thinks I'm a damn moron.
But I aint never got a cent working like a fly,
I make 19K a year, I can barely count that high.
You better have some clean socks, and not live in a box,
Or your sorry ass could land a hit show on FOX
I really hate to brag but I got a cool doo,
My barber says its like cutting leaves off a bush, FOOL
I'm the kinda bum that all the people stray away from
In my Jeans where I lay
Same pair I wore yesterday…

I've been spending most my life,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Food stamps help me cut the price,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Skipped college, paid the price...
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Each year I shower twice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.

So here's the situation,
FOX came a-racin'
"This loser is just fine"
"Was he raised in a coal mine?"
So they nailed me down with a contract,
All I gotta do is meet some hos and slap lots of ass.
I'm an isolated man and "I don't know where is France",
Got Doritos in my left hand while the other's in my pants.
I'm a worn out bachelor dirt-diggin' homie,
Lookin' for a wife, she'll probably out-dough me, FOOL
20 girls, and some beer, now that's hot,
They want my stash, but cocaine is all I got.
I'm 28 now, will my I.Q. stay at 85?
The way things is goin', I think so…

Tell me why the…Fox Company
Portrays all these bums, like you and me

I've been spending most my life,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Sleep with a bunch of mice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
All I eat is burnt French fries,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
I'm used to swatting flies
Living in a small shack with some rice.

Melissa M. is funny, Zora's kinda sour,
Heidi is a demon, all she wants is power,
Everybody's bitchin', and half of em' are foreign,
What's goin on with this butler?
Dressin' me in Ralph Lauren…
They say I gotta dance but I don't think I could,
That won't stop me from Bangin' Sarah in the Woods…
I guess I must,
If we are drunk,
It's a slam dunk,
Some day I know she's gonna have my babies, punk

I've been spending most my life,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Furniture would be nice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
No heat, just candlelight,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Didn't take much advice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.

Tell me why the…Fox Company
Portrays all these bums, like you and me

Tell me why the…Fox Company
Portrays all these bums, like you and me

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!




2:We Will Wok You


3:I Got Kool-Aid


4:Yeah, That's The NBA


5:Lose Your Plaque


6:Benny From Bangkok


7:I Will Steal Five


8:Buy Me A Liver


9:Kenny G.


10:Walken Brings The Fun      




:S.T.G. comes out dressed in a Marilynn Manson costume, and looks around as the crowd cheers::

"Well, each of these acts have caused quite a ruckus here, but no one here has known the word ruckus. Give it up for Hip Hop's most wanted, BLO------TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A hip-hop beat comes on as BLO-TOWN walks onto the stage and many fans cheer.

1. I Need A Car


2. All Or No Fries


3. Who's That Man In The Mirror


4. Don't Pay My Bills


5. Crazy From Drugs


6. Find A New Member


7. Mr.Clean Medely
    Food Poisoning/Ur Smellin Bad


8. In da Tub
(performance)


Go go go go go go go
Go shower, smellin funky
U need body wash, smellin funky
U need to wash your booty right, smellin funky
U better wash better wash b/w your crack u smellin funky

Chorus
U can find me in da tub,
Bottle full of suds
And mami I got the Zest
For my body I need to rub
I need to get all wet
B/4 I start to rub
And don’t give me no hug
If u smell like Scruff McGruff

When I pull of my shoes and I step on da rug
Take a wiff of my feet and u know I’m smellin rough
I’ve been workin all day and u know my work is tough
Take a shower now and then and my b/o’s way too much
But now I got sweat stains, pants down, steam up
Put my foot in da tub and then I use some green stuff
Gotta use shampoo cuse my hair is smellin like shrimp
And the rest of my body I can only relate to a chimp
Wash my butt, wash my legs, I might’ve missed a few spots
I’m not clean I need to whip out that new soap I just bought
Washin off dirt, If I was spanish I’d describe this smell as loco
My plan is to put my own neck in a chokehold
This soap’s bogus man, my smell should be a crime
It’s real, It’ll kill, and it’s here all the time
The soap’s in my eyes, the soaps in my fro
My nose is ready to die and I’m bout to go "Stanky!"

Chorus 2X

My toes, jelly rolls, even my fro
R smellin like month old chicken wings
My hands, my feet, my pits, my gut
Look, I’ve worn these clothes for days and I ain’t changed

And if u smellin, or u ain’t been shavin
Don’t be mad when I tell u that we ain’t goin be datin
I’m like Shaq or Jabbar, my smell is a highlight
If you’re a dirty ass girl then just get outta my sight
When my smell get da pumpin u know the funk is on
U see the fumes from my pits and think I’m lightin a bong
When I come from work u say I’m dirty as a worm
Why u talkin bout me honey, your booty smells like a burned perm
I’m a spray me some AXE on me
Goin head, fresh my smell up
U wanna date, u better wait, "U don’t wash your butt, what?!"
U need to go upside your head with a bottle of suds
U ain’t smellin funky w/me

Chorus

Don’t act like u be smellin good all the time neither
U stink time to time so wash, wash off
Stink Unit

     



9. Prison (Remix)



::the fans start to cheer as JimmyJ, Tone-Def, Wolveroses, and S.T.G. come out to lend their voices to the last song::

10. K.O.B.E. (Remix) featuring STG,Wolveroses,JimmyJ, and Tone-Def

::the rest leave as S.T.G. stands on the stage::

"Everyone having a good time?" everyone screams and shouts "Well, it is with honor that I introduce the man who headlines this part of our show. Give it up for my friend and parody artist, JUNIOR!!!!!!!!

Junior comes out and everyone cheers and chants "Junior! Junior!"


1. Don't Pay (Shoplifter Song)


2. We Will Mock You


3. PCs


4. Pikachu


5. Pop Up Video


6. Your Feet


7. Burger On The Bun


8. Where's My Asian Friend?


9. You Are The Weakest Link


:fans rapidly cheer as Mamoo comes onto the stage:

10. Foodylicious (w/ Mamoo)
(performance)


Jelly, Can you handle this?
Caramel, Can you handle this?
Banana, Can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this

Can barely move, we've arrived
to McDonalds, for some fries
Biggest chick nuggets inside
TV dinner tonite
Spotted some crackers and Tang
There they are, come on baby
Don't you wanna eat with me
Can you handle, handle cheese

You gotta do much better if ya wanna eat with me tonite
You gotta taste the jelly if you gonna eat with me tonite
Pour the dip carefully if you like what you see
Move and prove you can handle me
By the looks, you'd like some choclate and a glass of tea
Finish the Blow Pop, its time for strogonoff

(CHORUS)
I don't think you ready to eat jelly
I don't think you ready to eat jelly
I don't think you ready to eat
cause your body too foodylicious for ya babe
(x2)

Candy, can you handle this?
Candy, can you handle this?
Candy, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this

I'm about to break the bread
Kool-Aid it is red
Bigger hips, Larger thighs
food's in ur hair, it's in ur eyes
Tha food is hot, smellin good
vitamin c, and calcium
Look over my shoulder, o mushroom bliss
Can you handle, handle this

CHORUS

Can't move ur body up and down
Can't make ur booty touch the ground
I can't help but wonder why
Is my diet too diealicous for ya babe

You eat the jelly at every chance
When you whip the licorice, you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all that jelly that you had
Now let's cut the cheese while we chomp some ham

(CHOMPING)

CHORUS




::S.T.G. comes out::
"Okay, well that is half of our show so far. Log on later on to see the rest of the show, and remember to look both ways before logging off."

hehe...stupid fans int he mosh pit lol  

::lebeiW15 walks out onto the stage and the crowd cheers from miles away:
::S.T.G. comes out saying:: "Here it is! The mainstage. We heard the upcoming stars in the second stage headlined by a legend, but now we have a whole line-up of legends. Give it up for the opener, LEBEIW15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LebeiW15 performs his songs.

1.  Drops of Mountain Dew


2.  Every Piece of Cake


3.  The Game of Golf


4.  Mow the Lawn


5.  Get the Heck Off the Road


6.  I Lost My Mother's Car Keys


7.  Overplayed Pop Stars Song (Britney, Nelly, Christi, Kelly)
(performed)


I don't know how they made it,
Their music makes me rot.
A little of it's okay;
But it's bad to have a lot.
On the TV,
Here in my car,
They're all stars.

They're played every hour,
It really ticks me off.
They don't know what they're singin',
I think I'll turn it off.
Gives me headaches,
On the countdowns,
They're all stars.

I just wanna cry
When I hear "...One More Time."
Britney, Nelly,
Christi, Kelly.

A genie in a bottle,
Now what the heck is that.
Next time I hear "Dilemma,"
My Walkman's getting bashed.
They're annoying,
I get sick of those pop...
Stars.

I just wanna cry
When I hear "...One More Time."
Britney, Nelly,
Christi, Kelly.

Their music's getting boring,
I'm sick of "Ride Wit' Me."
They make so much darn money,
And they're under age of 33.
All their little tricks
Make you buy their songs
They're all stars.

Oh, man.

I just wanna cry
When I hear "...One More Time."
Britney, Nelly,
Christi, Kelly.
     
     
     
     



8.  Putting Up Christmas Lights


9.  The Cereal Song


10. Thanksgiving Dinner Song







::fans cheer as lebeiW15 leaves the stage from the beautiful crowd::


::S.T.G. approaches the stage again::

"That was LEBEIW15!!!! Now here to bring more life to the moshing and cheers is WOLVEROSES!!!!!!"

::fans cheer as S.T.G. leaves and Wolveroses gets on stage starting off the show with the fans cheering::


WOLVEROSES performs his songs.
1: Addicted to Beer


2: Sippin On My 40


3: Because I'm Too White


4: Gamecuber
(performed)

Now that I've waited so long
It's finally here
I thought I might be buying the Xbox
Gamecubes better
I thought I'd buy the Playstation
But I'm poorer
I thought I might get a computer
Too expensive
I thought I might get a cheap atari
That's outdated
I thought that I'd might get an old Sega
Also outdated
I thought that I'd might get some board games
Way too boring
I thought I wouldn't never get one
But now I do

Chorus (x2)
I'm a gamecuber (Yeah!)
I love this system (Yeah!)
I'm addicted (Yeah!)
I cannot stop playin' (Yeah!)
I'm a gamecuber (Yeah!)
I love this system (Yeah!)
I'm addicted (Yeah!)
Keep on game playin' (Yeah!)

Now that I got a Mario game
Time to play
Now that I beat it I gotta sell it
Perfect record
Gotta find a new game to play around with
And become hooked
Found a new game it's called Starfox
I'm lovin' it
This game is taking forever
When will it stop
Thought this would be over by now
But it won't quit
Thought that I go so insane
I'm still playing
In the time to come
I will get to the end

Chorus (x2)

I keep playing my best
There ain't no contest
Been on this game for hours and there's no time left
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna cheat with the codes
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna get the walk-throughs
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna buy the gaming magazines
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna give up that easily
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna ask for help on the internet
Because I can play better than that

Chorus (x2)

Oh (oh) oh (oh)...

After of all of the pain and suffering
Soon comes happiness
I find myself at the end of the game
I've mastered this game

Chorus (x1)
     
     
     
     




5: M.A.T.T


6: Parodies


7: Playa


8: Intermission (at a Wings game)

     
9: Label Me


10: McDonalds Business      





::the fans cheer as Wolveroses leaves the stage::

::S.T.G. comes back::

"Well, we're coming closer to the end but we've still got many acts and songs to show, next I am honored to introduce the next act. He can't spell without speed and he was a tater boy part of his life. Let's give it up for TONE----DEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



TONE-DEF performs his songs

1. Tater Boy


2. Without Speed


3. You Cannot Drive for Your Life (No Car Keys)


4. Through Bowser's Isles
(performed)

Making my way through grass
Hoping I will
Not get killed
Trying to pass

I am very sure that
Everybody in
Front of me
Wants me dead

And I keep going
Through that danger
And I wonder
If I could find
A raccoon suit
To make me fly
Would I be cute?
Cause you know I'd walk through Bowser's Isles
So that I could save you... princess

Although its hard to breathe
Because I need to
I will go through
A real dangerous sea

I'm afraid of the squid
And the giant fish
Which I think
Is gonna eat me

But I keep going
Through that danger
And now I wonder
If I could shoot
The fish with fire
Would that fill you
Up with desire?
Oh, Cause you know I'd swim through Bowser's Isles
So someone would save you... princess

And I, I, just died for you again
I, I, fell in a giant hole
I,I, still have fifty more lives
I'll, need them all...

Making my way through clouds
Not killed by thwomp
Or fire chomp
I hope you're proud

Then through a world of ice
Then one of plants
Then after that
I don't know

But I keep going
Through that danger
And now I wonder
If I could help set you free
Then would you spend some time with me?
Cause you know I'd walk through Bowser's Isles
So that I could save you...

If I could find
A raccoon suit
To make me fly
Would I be cute?
Cause you know I'd walk through Bowser's Isles
So that I could save you...
So that I could see you... Princess


     
     
     
     




5. Monopoly


6. Chemistry


7. The Biscuits


8. Can't Spel


9. Hindi


10. Master of the Outs      (feat. everyone)

::S.T.G. stays on stage as everyone walks back::

"Well, these acts keep gettin' better and better, but you better get yourselves buckled in for a ride for the life. Cuz' here is the one, the only MIKE FLORIO!!!!!!"



MIKE FLORIO performs his songs


1.  Flood my inbox


2.  Her song(another song bad mouthing Britney Spears)


3.  Everyday spam mail


4.  Yellow Listerine


5.  Prank calling


6.  This shirt is so tight(it makes me look gay)


7.  The anti-gun control song


8.  AOL 8.5
(performed)

Its all the same
only the name has changed
Everyday it seems
theyre making us pay
on my computer,
its componets are so old
its drive's alright
but it does run real slow

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

I must repeat
because its a new age
and the parts that you need
will be old in a few days
sometimes it loads ok
but then crashes from defeat
and times when the servers blown
all it does is beep

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

I surf the net
with a dial-up for that
connections dead
and I might not get it back
Ive been everywhere
and still my comp is old
and every part has a replacement
but my internet is slow

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

AOL 8.5
     
     
     
     



9.  The John's not open


10. Cellulite Heroes





::S.T.G. comes out with more excitment than ever::

"Well, the end is almost here, and most of you who came here just to see your favorites will be relieved. But these last three acts will have you shell-shocked for the rest of the night. Make some NOIZE for JEFF REUBEN!!!!!"



JEFF REUBEN performs his songs.

1.  Tailgater


2.  Lunch Is A Happy Meal


3.  Boob Operation


4.  Talk Nerdy To Me


5.  Poop Scoop Boogie


6.  Can't Keep This Diet


7.  No Parody

 
8.  We're Lost


9.  Every Toe Has It's Corn
(performed)

I brought you Vaseline lotion so your skin wouldn't dry
But as I rubbed it on your ankles, I had to hold my lunch inside
Now I thought you were cute, my heart was afire!
As I gazed into your eyes.
But your feet smell like cat poo, so we're through!
But I guess that's why they say:

E-E-E-very toe has it's corn!
Just like every beer has it's foam!
Just like every rhino has to toot her own horn!
Every toe has it's corn! Yeah, it does.

I saw my baby's car break down, on the way to Dr. Shoal's
Heard the doctor say, "Life's a game of easy come and, easy tow"
Then he made fun, of your bunion, and he laughed about your cyst.
But you know I would have kept you 'round if I , could have kept from
looking down! I guess:

E-E-E-very toe has it's corn!
Just like every beer has it's foam!
Just like every rhino has to toot her own horn!
Every toe has it's corn!

Warts and in-grown toenails...they must cause you so much pain!
Like a blister that's popped, yeah, the wound heals, but the skin, that skin
remains!

You know I would have sold our soles that night for some...Tinactin spray
Instead of making love, I just...made you go away
And now I...hear you think I'm mean and crude
And that I'm just another callous dude
But it just tore me up inside, when I saw those feet all...cracked and
dried! I guess:

E-E-E-very toe has it's corn!
Just like every beer has it's foam!
Just like every plantar, has to grow her own wart!
Every toe has it's corn!
     
     
     
     



10.  I've Got To Pee Now      
     




:: Jeff Rebuen leaves the stage with fans all 'giddy' and crazy::

::S.T.G. comes out::


"Well, before you guys start burning the port-a-poties let's just get the concert done. The next act is the co-headliner and good friend. He has made a lviving of spoofing left and right. Both mentally and politically. Let's hear it for BILLY FLORIO!!!!!!"

::Bilkly Florio comes out with an acoustic, and starts to play::  
     
BILLY FLORIO performs songs

1)Episode 2 (See Yoda fight)


2)Tryin to fit in my jeans


3)(I always feel like) Santa is watching me


4)Peeing in a Bottle


5)That don't impress the dutch


6)Back in the Airports Bar


7)I've got a broken down car


8)The Pirate song


9)Porno Magazines


10)Pork the other white meat
(performed)


Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh

white inside (good all day)
I love its taste
(hey hey) huh hey
huh hey
huh hey
huh

well pork is the bomb, gravy, c'mon pour it on
Like eating that pig that cried all the way home
the pork's good, pork good, its juicy like it should
eat it with potatoes, damn does that taste good
(that taste good)
Hey
huh
hey

its brown on the outside, and its a white on the in
well, how good does it taste, where do I begin?
veggies, onions, it is complete
eat it with anything, its just so sweet, yeah

hey, C'mon
cut a slice off
eat it up
tender and soft
bottoms up
pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
it tastes just like it should
pork the other white meat
just taste it if you could
its hot, soft and brown, it looks so good, nice and round yeah

huh hey
huh hey
huh hey
huh
listen

Some say chicken's tops, but I say no
All the idiots who say that just don't know
the goodness, tastiest, the best of all
try it, take a bite, a good call
(a good call)
its a good call

You gotta taste a little, taste a little, try a little more
Just don't let me hear you a asking me a what for
veggies, onions, it is complete
eat it with anything, its just so sweet, yeah

(Yeah!)
Take a little more
cut a slice off
eat it up
tender and soft
bottoms up
pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
it tastes just like it should
pork the other white meat
just taste it if you could
its hot, soft and brown, it looks so good, nice and round yeah

(You got the gravy, I got the meat)
Sweet to eat
(taste it man)
Cause it's hot
(Hot!)
So Hot
Soft and brown, looks to good
(Good!)
So good
Good, nice and round
(nice and round)
Do you like gravy?
One spoon or two
cut a slice off
(Cut a slice off)
eat it up
(eat it up)
tender and soft
bottoms up
(Bottoms up)
pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
it tastes just like it should
pork the other white meat
just taste it if you could
Pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
Come on, come eat it
Pork the other white meat
Ooh
Pork the other white meat
Yeah!
Pork is great!
     
     
     
     





::Fans cheer as they see S.T.G. join Billy Florio onstage for a duet and the music starts up::



DUET
S.T.G. and BILLY FLORIO
"SAME OLD DRUG"


S.T.G.:
Tell me just if you want PCP,
One puff and boom, you're tripping on LSD.
So please tell me why don't you smoke crack anymore,
Cause right now I'm crying outside the door of your druggie store


We'll just take a little hit from weed,
A little hit from crack
Cancer-cells I don't need
Now we're acting whack.
A little bit of laughs
A little cells from the brain,
I'm telling you, Hippie
We're smoking the same old drug.

This, whatever you make it to be
Fire lighted set on this single weed leaf
So please Billy, try and use weed for what it's good for
It will make us all high,
It's knocking down the door of your druggie store

We'll just take a little hit from weed,
A little hit from crack
Cancer-cells I don't need
Now we're acting whack.
A little bit of laughs
A little cells from the brain,
I'm telling you, Hippie
We're smoking the same old drug.

Billy Florio:
We're smoking the same old drug
You roll it
You toke it
You smoke it
You know it
You need it
The clean sh*t
Or else what....

(Guitar solo)

Billy Florio:
Make me feel good, yeah

S.T.G.:
So please tell me why don't you trip acid anymore?
Cause right now I'm piping outside the door of my druggie store

Billy Florio:
We're smoking the same old drug
You roll it
You toke it
You smoke it
You know it
You need it
The clean sh*t
Or else what...


S.T.G.:
We're smoking the same old drug.
We're smoking the same old drug.
Yeah, it's the same old drug.

Roll weed.
Engulf speed.
Please light weed,
(Bakes me real good, yeah)


     
     
     
     





::Billy Florio leaves the stage and S.T.G. takes the mic::

"Are you ready to ROCK???!!!!!!!!!!!!"

S.T.G. performs his songs

1: Papa Roach


2: Stoner's Song


3: Bathrooms (On the Right)


4: Fried Chicken


5: Rhyme Wit' Me


6: Highway Grammar (Dumb ****)


7: BritneySpearsissuchaslutandeverybodyknowsthis


8: McFlurry


9: Everybody (Backsteets Sucks)


10: Bong Song
(performed)


Oh this weed is scandalous.
Just take a big puff, can you handle it.
Light that thing like a ciggarette.
Blow it away, like an fast old jet.
I can't belive we've finished it.
We were "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Just take a big puff, puff, puff.
Is that enough, nuff, nuff.
Smokin' great stuff sutff stuff.
Let's light up again. They said.
You got enough, nuff, nuff.
Blown off your butt, butt, butt.
This is great stuff, stuff, stuff.
Let me see that bong.
Hipees, that bong, da' bong, bong, bong.
Where's that weed go, light it then take a blow.
Hipees, that bong.

Oh this weed is scandlous.
Do you think Bill Clinton can handle it?
With his cigar and his stash of coke.
Take up the bong, and give up smoke.
We're huffing and puffing all through then night.
Our best buddies have seen the light.
Cuz' they were inhaling lots of fuems now.
Just say give me that stuff, stuff, stuff.
This is enough, nuff, nuff.
Smokin' this stuff, stuff, stuff.
And we inhale again. She said.
What is that stuff, stuff, stuff.
Blown off your butt, butt, butt.
Smokin' the stuff, stuff, stuff.
Let me see that bong.
Baby, that bong, the bong, bong, bong.
Love where the weed goes.
And where the fuems all go.
Baby, that bong the bong, bong, bong.






" Thank you everyone for checking us out. We'll be back next year. PEACE OUT!!!!!! That's the end of SLOBZFEST!!!!!!!!!"

     
     
     
     

And a very good concert it was!  Nice job S!  ;D

wow...Im the co-headliner.....thanks STG.....

good job and thanks for putting this all together...it was an enjoyable read .......