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Subject: Funky Moped
Hi,
I'm after the lyrics to Funky Moped by Jasper Carrott (please don't ask me why) If anyone has them please post!!
Subject: Re: Funky Moped
...hey, Boris - I found them ;-)
http://www.cliveproctor.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jasper/text/funky2.html
...though just in case this site drops offline too:
Funky Moped
By Chris Rohmann
(with a little help from J.C.)
The lights were groovy colours
The band was playing slow
We danced just one dance together
Then she said, “I gotta go now.”
I brushed away a teardrop
And followed her outside
Where a long-haired yob on a cycle
Was waiting to give her a ride.
I’ll never forget that freak she went with
If he lives, he’d better leave town
’Cause as soon as me moped’s front mudguard is fixed
I’m gonna find the creep and shut him down
(Down, down)
When I get me moped out on the road, I’m gonna ride, ride, ride
When I get me moped out on the road, I’m gonna ride, ride, ride
When I get me moped out on the road,
Ain’t nobody gonna tell me where to go, no
When I get me moped out on the road,
I’m gonna ride, ride, ride, ride, ride,
Funky moped!
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move, move, move, move, move
Funky moped, go
Funky moped!
When I’m on me moped, rockin’ an’ a-sockin’, I’ll ride, ride, ride
When I’m on me moped, rockin’ an’ a-sockin’, I’ll ride, ride, ride
When I’m on me moped, rockin’ an’ a-sockin’
Everywhere I go the chicks are movin’ an’ a groovin’,
Wiglin’ an’ a-giglin’, dancin’ an’ a-prancin’, beamin’ an’ a-screaminnnnnn
When you see me moped steamin’ with funk, you’d betta ride, ride, ride
When you see me moped (oooh what a hunk!) you’d betta ride, ride, ride
When you see me moped, screamin’ with funk,
You know I’m out to burn up every motor scooter punk, yeah!
When you see me moped, you’d better take your piece of junk
And ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
Funky moped!
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move, move, move, move, move, funky moped, go
Funky moped!
Ooooh, me mum won’t let me mend it in the kitchen, I gotta fix it in the gardingg!
Subject: Re: Funky Moped
You're good Phil!
Thank you again :) ;D
wanna go 3 for 3?
I also need Chas & Dave - Aint No Pleasing You
Subject: Re: Funky Moped
Quoting:
You're good Phil!
Thank you again :) ;D
wanna go 3 for 3?
I also need Chas & Dave - Aint No Pleasing You
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I could probably do that one from memory...
;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Funky Moped
Quoting:
I could probably do that one from memory...
;-)
Phil
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You do realise just how sad that sounds don't you?
Any luck with the songs i posted on the other thread? I'm tearing my hair out now...which will save on haircuts at least.
Subject: Re: Funky Moped
Yo, Boris: you looked he
re?
Phil
PS It is the only C&D song I could do from memory... it was on a comedy compilation I used to listen to a lot :-)