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Subject: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Well, if you want to, this is the thread where you can your own polka and have people guess what songs are on it, and it's good for comments. I just wanted to expierement with this, so c'mon and join the----polka!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
"Nu-Polka"
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
Good-bye!
Good-bye!
Bye-bye!
Deny-y-y-y
Denial seems it had to come
Relied on me to say it all
Denial has LEFT YOU ALL ALONE
DENIAL SEEMS IT HAD TO COME
Relied on me to say it all
Denial has left you all alone
Waste
Aerials, in the sky,
When you lose small mind,
You free your life.
Cold we're so cold
We are so
Cold, we're so cold
Cold we're so cold
We are so
Cold, we're so cold
The more you take
The more you blame
But everything still feels the same
The more you hurt, the more you strain
The price you pay to play the game
And all you seek, and all you gain
And all you step on with no shame
There are no rules, no one to blame
The price to play the game (ching-ching)
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I am rearranging
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I was you ain't changing me
Be obscene.
Be, be obscene.
Be obscene,
Baby.
Not heard
Be obscene.
Be, be obscene.
Be obscene,
Baby.
Not heard
Starsuckers
Starsuckers
Starsuckers Incorporated
Starsuckers
All of my hate cannot be found
I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
Take me under
I'm giving in to you
I'm dying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Watch me crumble
I'm giving in to you
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Please come join me while I slam,
In my Dragula!!!!!!!!
Please come join me,
Please come join me,
Please come join me,
While I slam,
In my Dragula!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
I made my own polka once. "The Pimpin Polka". ;D
Fo Shizzle dizzle, it's the big Neptizzle
with the Snoop D-O-double jizzle!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
If you wanna go and take a ride with me,
we three wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
oh, why do I live this way
Must be the money!
Ghetto superstar, that is what you are
comin from a far, reaching for the stars
come away with me, to another place
we can rely on each other, uh huh
from one corner to another, uh huh
I'm sorry Miss Jackson (woo)
I am for real
never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
But she caught me on the counter (wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa (")
I even hard her in the shower (")
She even caught me on camera! (")
Saw the marks on my shoulder (")
Heard the words that I told her (")
Heard the screams get louder (")
She stayed til it was over!
Go, go, go, go, go shawty, it's ya birthday
We gonna party liek its ya birthday
We gonna sip bicardi like its ya birthday
and you know we don't give a ----
it's not your birthday!
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there? Hell no!
So baby give me that toot toot
Lemme give ya that beep beep
running her hands through my fro
bouncin on 24's
while they sayin on the radio
Musi ques, I swe on bews,
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo, my kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
It's all kizza, It's always like
It's all kizza, It's always like
Na zound, we zee
wa zoom zoom zee
You, you got what I need
but you say "he just a friend"
but you say "he just a friend"
All my life I been po'
But it don't really matter no mo'
And they wonder why we act this way
Nappy Boys gon be okay, okay
After you back it up than stop,
drop drop drop, drop it like its hot
after you back it up than stop,
drop drop drop, drop it's like its hot
drop it like its hot, drop drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot, drop drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot!
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
"Nu-Polka"
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
Good-bye!
Good-bye!
Bye-bye!
Deny-y-y-y
Denial seems it had to come
Relied on me to say it all
Denial has LEFT YOU ALL ALONE
DENIAL SEEMS IT HAD TO COME
Relied on me to say it all
Denial has left you all alone
Waste
Aerials, in the sky,
When you lose small mind,
You free your life.
Cold we're so cold
We are so
Cold, we're so cold
Cold we're so cold
We are so
Cold, we're so cold
The more you take
The more you blame
But everything still feels the same
The more you hurt, the more you strain
The price you pay to play the game
And all you seek, and all you gain
And all you step on with no shame
There are no rules, no one to blame
The price to play the game (ching-ching)
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I am rearranging
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I was you ain't changing me
Be obscene.
Be, be obscene.
Be obscene,
Baby.
Not heard
Be obscene.
Be, be obscene.
Be obscene,
Baby.
Not heard
Starsuckers
Starsuckers
Starsuckers Incorporated
Starsuckers
All of my hate cannot be found
I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
Take me under
I'm giving in to you
I'm dying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Watch me crumble
I'm giving in to you
I'm crying tonight
I'm giving in to you
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula
Please come join me while I slam,
In my Dragula!!!!!!!!
Please come join me,
Please come join me,
Please come join me,
While I slam,
In my Dragula!!!!!!!!
End Quote
Nice on there, I recognized: "Wait And Bleed", "Aerials", "Price To Play", and "Mobscene".
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
I made my own polka once. "The Pimpin Polka". ;D
Fo Shizzle dizzle, it's the big Neptizzle
with the Snoop D-O-double jizzle!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
If you wanna go and take a ride with me,
we three wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
oh, why do I live this way
Must be the money!
Ghetto superstar, that is what you are
comin from a far, reaching for the stars
come away with me, to another place
we can rely on each other, uh huh
from one corner to another, uh huh
I'm sorry Miss Jackson (woo)
I am for real
never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
But she caught me on the counter (wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa (")
I even hard her in the shower (")
She even caught me on camera! (")
Saw the marks on my shoulder (")
Heard the words that I told her (")
Heard the screams get louder (")
She stayed til it was over!
Go, go, go, go, go shawty, it's ya birthday
We gonna party liek its ya birthday
We gonna sip bicardi like its ya birthday
and you know we don't give a ----
it's not your birthday!
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there? Hell no!
So baby give me that toot toot
Lemme give ya that beep beep
running her hands through my fro
bouncin on 24's
while they sayin on the radio
Musi ques, I swe on bews,
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo, my kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
It's all kizza, It's always like
It's all kizza, It's always like
Na zound, we zee
wa zoom zoom zee
You, you got what I need
but you say "he just a friend"
but you say "he just a friend"
All my life I been po'
But it don't really matter no mo'
And they wonder why we act this way
Nappy Boys gon be okay, okay
After you back it up than stop,
drop drop drop, drop it like its hot
after you back it up than stop,
drop drop drop, drop it's like its hot
drop it like its hot, drop drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot, drop drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot!
End Quote
1. ?
2. Without Me--Eminem
3. Ride Wit Me--Nelly
4. Ghetto Superstar--Mya, Pras, ?
5. Ms. Jackson--OutKast
6. It Wasn't Me--Shaggy
7. In Da Club--50 Cent
8. ?
9. Ignition (remix)--R. Kelly
10. ?
11. Just a Friend--Biz Markie
12. ?
13. ?
I'll probably post one sometime... :)
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Oh, I thought you meant RECORD a polka ;D
Anyone here know how to play the accordian? :)
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
Oh, I thought you meant RECORD a polka ;D
Anyone here know how to play the accordian? :)
End Quote
my dad plays concertina ::)
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
The Nu-Polka consists of these songs
1: Wait and Bleed/ Slipknot
2: Denial/ Sevendust
3:Aerials/ System of a Down
4: Cold/ Static-X
5:Price to Play/ Staind
6: Dig/ Mudvayne
7: mOBscene/ Marilynn Manson
8: Starsuckers Inc./ Nine Inch Nails
9: Thoughtless/ Korn
10: Giving In/ Adema
11: Dragula/ Rob Zombie
12: G's Nu-Metal Getdown
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Hello. Although this I'm new here, here's my Synth-Pop/New Wave Polka:
Came in from the city, walked into the door
I turned around when I heard the sound of footsteps on the floor
Love just like addiction, now I'm hooked on you
I need some time to get it right, your love's gonna see me through
Can't stop now, don't you know
I ain't never gonna let you go, don't go
We'll be together again
I've been waiting for a long time
We're gonna be we're gonna be
Together again
I've been connected to the right line
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
Or say to us you've got to
Stop!
Stand there where you are
Before you go too far
Before you make a fool out of love
Stop!
Don't jump before you look
Get hung upon a hook
Before you make a fool out of love
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
When I'm with you baby
I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me
And everything you said
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough of
The picture you see is no portrait of me
It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know
And it's driving me wild
It makes me act like a child
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Ladies and gentlemen: The Punk Polka.
*accordion intro*
*a capella*
HEY HO LET'S GO
HEY HO LET'S GO
*normal*
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seats
They're generating steam heat
Pulsatin to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop, Bop, Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop
Hey!
*accordion*
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And you're still more amused by TV shows
What the heck is ADD
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again
Psycho killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run awayyyyyyyyy...
Hey! Man you talkin' back to me
Take him out (ya gotta keep 'em separated)
Hey! Man you disrespectin' me
Take him out (ya gotta keep 'em separated)
Hey-ey-ey don't pay no mind
You're under eighteen you won't be doin any ti-ime
Hey-ey-ey come out and play!
Hey!
*accordion*
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to US!
One way!
Or another!
I'm gonna find you!
I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha
One way!
Or another!
I'm gonna win ya!
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha
No time to search the world around
'Cause you know where I'll be found
WHEN I COME AROUND!
*tempo picks up*
I don't want to waste my time
become another casualty of society.
I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down!
*music stops, abruptly changes into a doo-wop section with snapping fingers and snazzy bass*
(Doo wah)
Here comes Johnny in again
With the liquor and drugs (those drugs!)
Ooh and the flesh machine (flesh machine!)
He's gonna do another strip tease (oh yeah)
Well, I'm just a modern guy (I'm just a guy)
Of course I've had it in my ear before (before!)
'Cause I got a lust for life
Yeah, I got a lust for life!
*polka again*
Black coat white shoes black hat cadillac, yeah
The boy's a time bomb!
Black coat white shoes black hat cadillac, yeah
The boy's a time bomb 'cause I'm a
21st Century Digital Boy!
I don't know how to read but I got a lotta toys
My daddy's a lazy middle-class intellectual
My mommy's on Valium, so ineffectual
Ain't life a mys-te-ry...
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah!!
*accordion*
Life-styles! Of the rich and fa-mous!
They're always complainin! Always complainin!
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions, think we should rob them
I said lovin'
is what I got!
Said remember that!
Lovin'
Is what I got!
Said remember that!
Lovin' is what I got!
Said remember that
Lovin' is what I got!
*accordion*
I am an Antichrist!
I am an anarchist!
Don't know what I want but I know where to get it
I wanna destroy passersby!
'Cause IIIIIIII...
Wanna beeeeeeee...
Anarchy!
(Wanna be anarchy)
(Wanna be anarchy)
(Wanna be anarchy)
I wanna be an-ar-chy!
(doo-doo doo, doo-doo, doo, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
I like Kenny's the best ;D
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Regarding my Synth-Pop/New Wave Polka, here are my songs mentioned in order of how it's done:
1. Yazoo - "Don't Go"
2. Erasure - "Stop!"
3. A-Ha - "Take On Me"
4. Depeche Mode - "Just Can't Get Enough"
5. New Order - "Round & Round"
Does anybody like my polka? (I know I like STG's and Kenny's, while the "Pimpin' Polka" may have some songs that may seem unfamilliar to me along with some that are.)
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
cool rock Polka...guess the songs lol
*accordion intro*
I was tuning in the shine on the light night dial
Doing anything my radio advised
With every one of those late night stations
Playing songs bringing tears to my eyes
I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver
When the switch broke 'cause it's old
They're saying things that I can hardly believe
They really think we're getting out of control
Radio is a sound salvation
Radio is cleaning up the nation
They say you better listen to the voice of reason
But they don't give you any choice 'cause they think that it's treason
So you had better do as you are told
You better listen to the radio
*accordion finishes that riff *
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love, both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday
Brother's back at home
With his Beatles and his Stones
We never got if off on that revolution stuff
It was such a drag
Too many snags
Well I drunk a lot of wine
And I'm feeling fine
Gonna race some cat to bed
Is there concrete all around
Or is it in my head
Brother you guessed
Well I'm a dude yeah
*accordion*
In the white room with black curtains near the station.
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes.
Dawnlight smiles on you leaving, my contentment.
You said no strings could secure you at the station.
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows.
I walked into such a sad time at the station.
As I walked out, felt my own need just beginning.
Laugh Laugh
before I die Oh oh
It seems so funny to me
Laugh Laugh
You met a guy
Who showed you how it feels to be
Loney, oh so lonely
Well the tax mans taken all my dough,
and left me i my statly home
lazing on a sunny afternoon
and I cant sail my yacht
hes taken everything I got
All I gots this sunny afternoon
*deep breath*
Ohhhh, *sped up* Save me save me save me from this squeeze
Ive got a real fat mama tryin to break me
Cause I live my life so pleasently
in this life of luxary
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
In the summer time
in the summer time
the Ace of Spades
the ace of spades
the ace of spades
the Ace of spades
I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely
I had to call you up in the middle of the night
I know it's awful hard to try to make love long distance eh eh eh
But I really needed stimulation
Though it was only my imagination
It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
But sometimes a fantasy
Is all you need
Oh oh oh oh oh
*accoridon slows down, and goes into this famous intro*
Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below.
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true,
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill
*Goes back to intro riff, then everything stops *
*only singing*
I'm ready!
Yeah! I'm ready to fight
*Cymbols crash*
I've been looking for my baby all night!
If I get her in my sight
*accordion starts up again*
Boom Boom! Out go the lights!
*accordion does riff, then stops again*
Hey hey Mama like the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove!
*starts again*
hey baby hey baby hey baby *cant make out what is said next lol 2x*
*accordion*
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose,
Nothing don't mean nothing honey if it ain't free, now now.
And feeling good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues,
You know feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee.
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
La la la la la Bobby McGee.
du du doo da du du du du doo
du du doo da du du du du doo
*accordion slows down again*
and she's buying
a stairway
to Heaven
*accordion finishes*
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
"Got Polka?"
I said I wasn’t cheating then I began repeating
I said I wasn’t cheating then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance flooded her head
(Everybody!)
I said I wasn’t cheating then I began repeating
I said I wasn’t cheating then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance flooded her head and she said
If I’m leaving with a broken heart you’re leaving with a bleeding nose.
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around I'll let you feel the burn
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around come around no more
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around I'll let you feel the burn
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around, come around, no more
Then she told me she had a gun,
It sounded like she used it once before on him.
Then she told me she had a gun,
It sounded like she used it once before, oh man.
Click, Click Boom.
I'm coming down on the stereo,
Hear me on the radio,
Click, click boom.
I'm coming down with the new style and you know it's buck wild.
Click, Click Boom
I'm on the radio station touring round the nation,
Leaving the scene in devastation.
Why have I clouded up my mind,
Why's my mommy always right,
And will I make it?
Fill the end or will I crawl away and die.
Cause I'm young and I'm hopeless
I'm lost and i know this
I'm going nowhere fast thats what they say
I'm troublesome i've fallen
I'm angry at my father
Its me against this world and i dont care
I dont care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Much like suffocating.
Much like suffocating.
Much like suffocating.
(Send the pain below)
Much like suffocating.
(I send the pain below)
I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
I,
I stand,
Not crawling,
Not falling down.
I,
I'll beat,
The demons,
That drag me down.
I,
I stand,
(For nothing)
Not crawling,
(Descending)
Not falling down.
I,
I'll bleed,
(For no one)
The demons,
(But myself)
That pull me down.
I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera for evermore
I'm gonna work the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the lord.
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
When you shoved it in my face,
This pain you gave to me.
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
When you shoved it in my face,
This pain you gave to me.
Whoa-oao.
Iow that I know what I’m without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I’ve become
Bring me to life.
Bring me to life.
Please save me from the nothing I become.
Please come save me.
Please come save me.
Please come save me.
Now!
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
Oh, I thought you meant RECORD a polka ;D
Anyone here know how to play the accordian? :)
End Quote
I own a concertina, and thats really close...yeah, my dad and his impulse buying...:)
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
"The Jovial Rock Polka"
(Accordion solo to the tune of "Beer Barrel Polka" by Frankie Yankovic)
An angel's smile
Is what you sell
You promise me heaven but put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's your prison you can't break free
Wooah, you're a loaded gun (accordion)
Wooah, there's nowhere to run, no-one can save me
The damage is done!
Done, done done done, dun du-du-du-dun done!
Cause I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or alive
said I'm a cowboy
I got the night on my side
I'm wanted (He's wanted!)
Dead-dead-dead-dead or alive!
Oh baby, your love is like bad medicine!
Bad medicine is what I need! Wooah,
Shake it up, just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease!
But I'd die for you, I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby i'd die for you!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY! We've gotta hoooold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot! (trumpet shot)
Wooooahh, we're halfway there
Wooooahh, living on a prayer!
Take my hand, and we'll make it I swear,
Wooooahh, livin' on a prayer!
Liiiiiiviiiiiiiin ooooooooon aaaaaaaa praaaaaaaayer!
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
"The Jovial Rock Polka"
(Accordion solo to the tune of "Beer Barrel Polka" by Frankie Yankovic)
An angel's smile
Is what you sell
You promise me heaven but put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's your prison you can't break free
Wooah, you're a loaded gun (accordion)
Wooah, there's nowhere to run, no-one can save me
The damage is done!
Done, done done done, dun du-du-du-dun done!
Cause I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or alive
said I'm a cowboy
I got the night on my side
I'm wanted (He's wanted!)
Dead-dead-dead-dead or alive!
Oh baby, your love is like bad medicine!
Bad medicine is what I need! Wooah,
Shake it up, just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease!
But I'd die for you, I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby i'd die for you!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY! We've gotta hoooold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot! (trumpet shot)
Wooooahh, we're halfway there
Wooooahh, living on a prayer!
Take my hand, and we'll make it I swear,
Wooooahh, livin' on a prayer!
Liiiiiiviiiiiiiin ooooooooon aaaaaaaa praaaaaaaayer!
End Quote
I have a friend who would love this one
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
This is what I call, the very short rock polka!
He's got a head full of Ideas
lemme tell ya
that you wouldn't believe
and he's got... parts ready to go
something else
and many tricks up his sleeve
you might think he's a jester because he'll
make you laugh and you cry
know what else
@%^^%$%^^^ ( Unknown lyrics)
%^&^&^*^*^ Die.... (Same thing)
On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was lost in the pages
Of a book
full of death
Reading how we'll Die alone
and if we're good we'll lay to rest
anywhere we want to go
I hate everything about you
why do I love you
Go and save yourself and take it out on me
Go and save yourself and take it out on me
yeah
(solo)
I... I feel so alive
for the very first time
I can't deny you, I feel so alive
yes IIIIIIIIII feel sooooooo aliiiiiiiiiiiiive
I feel so alive!
I didn't know some of the lyrics for The first song, so I had to put in symbols to let you know it's an unknown lyric.
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
well i thought and i thought and i thought...tonight i'll be showing everyone my Hindenburg Polka
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
here it is! ;D
Hindenburg Polka!
*The tune of a very famous song starts out normally*
There's a lady who's sure,
All that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
*Silence*
1 2 3 4!!!!!!
Communication Breakdown,
It's always the same.
I'm having a nervous breakdown,
Drive me insane.
*Accordian solo to”Communication Breakdown*
AHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods,
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde singing and crying:
"Valhalla I am coming!"
On we sweep,
With thrashing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
*Silence and then a slow beat starts.*
Babe, baby, baby, I'm gonna leave you.
I said baby, you know I'm gonna leave you.
I'll leave you in the summer time,
Leave you when the summer comes a rollin.
Leave you when the summer comes along.
Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe,
Baby, baby, I don't wanna leave you,
I ain't joking woman, I got to ramble.
Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I won't be there,
Really got to ramble.
*tempo picks back up*
Ramble on,
And now's the time the time is now.
To sing my song,
I'm going around the world,
I got to find my girl.
On my way,
I've been this way ten years to the day.
Ramble on,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
You need cooling,
Baby I'm not fooling.
I'm gonna send you,
Back to schooling.
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled,
It's been a long time since I did the stroll.
Let me get it back let me get it back,
Let me get it back where I come from.
It's been a long time been a long time,
Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time.
*accordian does a soft intro right into…*
I hear the horses' thunder down in the valley below.
I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon,
Waiting for the eastern glow.
The magic runes are writ in gold,
To bring the balance back.
Bring it Back!
Bring it Back!
Bring it ba-a-a-a-a-a-ack!!!!
Good times, bad times,
You know I’ve had my share.
When my woman left home
With a brown eyed man,
Well I still don't seem to care.
Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true,
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
Soul of a woman was created below.
Should I fall out of love my fire in the night,
To chase a feather in the wind.
All of my love,
All of my love,
All of my love,
To you now.
All of my love,
All of my love,
All of my love,
To you now.
And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know,
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold,
And if you listen very hard,
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
here it is! ;D
Hindenburg Polka!
*The tune of a very famous song starts out normally*
There's a lady who's sure,
All that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
*Silence*
1 2 3 4!!!!!!
Communication Breakdown,
It's always the same.
I'm having a nervous breakdown,
Drive me insane.
*Accordian solo to”Communication Breakdown*
AHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods,
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde singing and crying:
"Valhalla I am coming!"
On we sweep,
With thrashing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
*Silence and then a slow beat starts.*
Babe, baby, baby, I'm gonna leave you.
I said baby, you know I'm gonna leave you.
I'll leave you in the summer time,
Leave you when the summer comes a rollin.
Leave you when the summer comes along.
Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe,
Baby, baby, I don't wanna leave you,
I ain't joking woman, I got to ramble.
Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I won't be there,
Really got to ramble.
*tempo picks back up*
Ramble on,
And now's the time the time is now.
To sing my song,
I'm going around the world,
I got to find my girl.
On my way,
I've been this way ten years to the day.
Ramble on,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
You need cooling,
Baby I'm not fooling.
I'm gonna send you,
Back to schooling.
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled,
It's been a long time since I did the stroll.
Let me get it back let me get it back,
Let me get it back where I come from.
It's been a long time been a long time,
Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time.
*accordian does a soft intro right into…*
I hear the horses' thunder down in the valley below.
I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon,
Waiting for the eastern glow.
The magic runes are writ in gold,
To bring the balance back.
Bring it Back!
Bring it Back!
Bring it ba-a-a-a-a-a-ack!!!!
Good times, bad times,
You know I’ve had my share.
When my woman left home
With a brown eyed man,
Well I still don't seem to care.
Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true,
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
Soul of a woman was created below.
Should I fall out of love my fire in the night,
To chase a feather in the wind.
All of my love,
All of my love,
All of my love,
To you now.
All of my love,
All of my love,
All of my love,
To you now.
And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know,
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold,
And if you listen very hard,
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
End Quote
YEAH! Great Polka lol
But why didnt you include the Lemon song? ;D
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
truthfully? i haven't heard it...
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
truthfully? i haven't heard it...
End Quote
hehe...its only got the greatest Zeppelin line ever lol.."Squeze my lemon and let the juice run down my leg, when you squeze my lemon I almost fall out of bed" ;D
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
Quoting:
hehe...its only got the greatest Zeppelin line ever lol.."Squeze my lemon and let the juice run down my leg, when you squeze my lemon I almost fall out of bed" ;D
End Quote
:o
Subject: Re: Has anyone ever wished to make a polka?
The Songs-That-Shouldn't-Be-Included-In-A-Polka Polka
**Accordian**
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
**Accordian**
And it makes me wonder.......
**Accordian speeds up to the fatest tempo possible**
If you like to gamble, I tell ya I'm your man!
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me!!
The pleasure is to play it makes no difference what they say!!
I don't share your greed the only card I need is
The Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades......
**Accordian slows down a bit**
I don't wanna touch you too much, Baby
'Cause making love to you might drive me crazy
I know you think that love is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it
No!
(Love bites, love bleeds)
It's bringin' me to my knees
(Love lives, love dies)
It's no surprise
(Love begs, love pleads)
It's what I need
My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess I still beieve (Still Believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit be baby one more time!
**Really long accordian solo**
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto for doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto, for helping me ecsape just when I needed you
Thank you
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
**20+ -Minute accordian solo**
If I stayed here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as Free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change!!
**Play accordian solo indefinitely**